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@chukwuphil2go or whatever you called yourself, who can be more foolish and coward than your own namby pamby called Ugly Ojukwu(rebel leader) who led his foolish, unintelligent and uneducated people to a War in which they perished but only to run when d war got to his doorstep, took to his heels so as to save an unfulfilled life. silly thing. What a life! He came back from self - exile, only to eat in this plate with people who nearly killed all his clans.

Please, ask me what is the definition of coward and my answer would be as simple as Igbos. Take a quick look into d history of the world, you ll realise that all the heros and heroine had all fought and died for a cause that meant a lot to them; not take to their heels when the need to fight till death arose. And that is what made them to stand out as "AN HERO/HEROINE".

Interestingly, the same namby pambies see themselves as strong, mighty, lion-hearted and stout-hearted today when their clans are being killed at every passing seconds in the north but pretend as if nothing is happening. If I ever hear d word "Coward" from you again, Thunder ll fire you silly thing.

Brave is defined by your dictionary (I don't mean the Ibo version) as what stupid? A man that wears wrapper and run away when there is need for him to fight. Lol!!! The brave ones are Abiola, Kudirat etc who believed in and died for a cause.

Unprecedentedly, no country has ever gone into a war and get her ass kicked but only to start crying and screaming genocide to the world. Germany and Russia would ve been asking for what then? Genocideses!!! Lol!! It's unheard of to expect your enemies to allow you to use her/his land to get supply of food and weapons while at war with him/her, I have never heard/read it anywhere except from these cowards. They even tried to coerce the world to initiate war crime at ICJ but they eventually became a laughing stock among the rest of the world

life is a game, u just need to understand how to play yours so as to achieve whatever u need out of it; what I mean is politics. What would be your fate after Jonathan tenure in Nigeria politics? Your clans are done bro, trust me cos you guys have equally showed us your true colour just like what happened in 60s. Jonathan is not even a proper Ibo but you treat everybody like.......


In 60s, the same thing happened when Ibos support their slave masters- Hausas/Fulanis against Awolowo in opposition group until their masters turned against them. Una don enter one chance heading straight to your landlock. War is not your option now bro cos the battlefield would be at your landlock again. You see all these shouting and screaming Biafra Biafra would disappear to thin air. That i can assure you.

It's quite easy to identify bad single mum or single ladies on public forums through their utterances and that is obvious here. You ll see them.......

@yorubaguys, why are you doing this to "THE Igbos"? Honestly I don't like this, let's go into prayer on their behalf and ask for d spirit of robbery, kidnapping,drug trafficking etc to be destroyed in their lives.

Please, Biko nu! don't blame "THE Igbos",it's not their fault ooo, it's hereditary;in their blood. Let's continue to put them in our prayers.

The industrious and chest beating tribe of course........ It's obvious.

I was at work and a Nigerian guy came to tell me that my attention was needed at Managers'office (head of whatever manager,hr manager-Nigerian too and one other manager in opened office). I told him I ll make my way to their office in a bit but he insisted that they wanted me to come immediately and I said to myself, what ve you done Folarin?

I got there and the 3 managers were all standing up as if I wanted to be given a National honour but only for the Nigerian manager to tell me that someone was dying cos of me, the girl in question knows d colour of your clothes and all that. She said the girl is very shy and has been giving them sleepless nights and she is a white girl and they decided to bring it to my attention.

My response to their patronage was rude and shocking to them. I said what is d big deal about it, it happens everyday. They were like what!!!! disappointed in me going by d look on their faces. I got home after work and I started thinking about my response and my attitude towards the 3 managers and decided to apologise for being rude in my response to them d following day.

I got there and saw this beautiful white girl sitting down with d very Nigerian manager and my instinct told me that o boy, dis is d babe but i pretended as if I didn't see her.......

I doubt it if that white girl would ever date a white guy again. She told her parents, grannies and friends within d two weeks she met me. That babe ll hardly go white again.

2) Secondary school days, this one was my best friend girlfriend. That girl did everything to get me but failed. I called my friend to inform him about d new ugly development but only for d fool then to tell me to go ahead and yansh his girlfriend. I was shocked and surprised. ....

She got me eventually.

Horrible experience!!!!! O boy, I wet bed as if tomorrow no dey ooooo. As soon as i woke up in d morning and found out that my bed was wet, I normally remained on that spot on my bed until my dad left home for work.

My dad embarrassed me so much that i decided to stay out of bed; stayed awake all night so as to avoid wetting my bed . However, I ll then go to bed in d morning after he must have left home for work.

I was finally invited to a friend's house along with my siblings. I told my parents that i was not interested cos I knew I would Bleep up but my dad insisted that i must go. I cried, cried and cried but my dad wasn't moved by emotional blackmail. We finally got to our destination and my heart started pounding and beating so fast but to my greatest surprise, that day was d last day I ever wet either my bed or my any bed. Eventually went to boarding school where i met or saw grown up men wetting their beds.

Hahahaha lol @Igboson1, the same Ojukwu who took to his heels when his clans were being killed, are you for real? funny dude.
Let me quickly remind you that your properties were taken from you cowards (if there is need for d word Coward to be redefined, Igbos would ve been a perfect synonym) in Portharcourt which is closer to your landlock geographically; your rebel leader was aware of this fact but did nothing about it.

@CaptainOjemba, hahahahaha lol!!! Funny dude. The number of yorubas in those two states can never be up to d numbers of Igbos in my neighbourhood alone. Please, come to Akure and Ondo town to see the numbers of your people on our street.

@CaptainOjemba, Igbos paying their taxes u said, funny you! where and how? c'mon man! are you saying those Easterners on our(Yoruba) streets, hawking, selling all sorts, those unemployed igbos, the teenagers that r either in apprenticeship or Secondary schools and the grannies pay their taxes? You must be kidding me.

Eastern children are not excluded when free school uniforms were given to pupils by Ondo state government in 2012 and 2013 and Opon Imo(Tablets such as:Ipad) in Osun state. Every freebies given to our children(Yorubas) in South west are equally given to eastern children who resides in our Yoruba Nation irregardless how long his/her parents have been living in our Nation without prejudice.

The few igbos that pay their taxes are either working with government agencies/parastatals, private companies and few companies' owners. And the number of Igbos in this category only represent 15% of Igbos in South west and the remaining 75% that are not paying their taxes are being catered for with our collective(Yorubas) sweat. I guess with this revelation, you would realise how ungrateful you guys have always been/are to Yorubas but very soon, everything ll be sorted out.

The painful part of this is d fact that the same parasites (Easterners) who r always against any developments in South west are here in South West, getting employed, sending their children to our government schools, plying our roads, using all our social infrastructures which were constructed with our(Yorubas) money. May God fire una.

@Energito, who can be more foolIsh than your own coward called Ugly Ojukwu(rebel leader) who led his foolish people to a War but only to run when d war got to his doorstep, took to his heels so as to save an unfulfilled life. Stupid thing.

@Calculia, it's quite shameful and embarrasing to see you(South east) forcing yourself(SE) on South South people. Ole!!!!! Talk for your God forsaken South east alone.

I actually thought that you guys have learnt from your past mistake and covetousness but it seems to me that you guys r ready to make d same mistake again by attaching south south to south east. It ll bite you real bad dis time around, trust me.

I hope you guys have now realised that we are not in this same class. In d last 3 months, both North and south south people have sent their emissaries to ask for alliance with Yoruba Nation. Just this singular action from Sanusi has shown/proven how much Yorubas are respected by the same people you Muckins tried to portrayed as our Masters here on Nairaland. Have you ever seen where a Master bow down for his/her subjects/slaves? I guess your answer would be No. Lol!!!! You guys r finished.......

Just few months ago, d south south people sent their emissaries/representatives to form alliance with Yoruba Nation and this proposal is being considered. However, allow South South people to determine their own destiny. If you ask me as a Yoruba man, we don't need them to prosper as a Nation.

@Alfafool or whatever he calls himself, come to my old office in Abuja and see your brothers in their own pool of blood every morning. Trust me, you ll question God......

If you equally want to appreciate or know what Nigerian police force is doing on your(Nigerians) behalf everyday, go there and see what they go through everyday. I never respected NPF until I was lucky to work with them.

I told them few days ago here on Nairaland that 90% of crimes committed In Nigeria(South West) precisely except Terrorism are committed by Igbos. If you doubt me, take a walk to your nearest NPF commands and you ll be shocked at numbers of them(fine and clean guys) that have been killed overnight.

Most of these igbo guys(armed robbers) claimed to have different Boutiques and spares part stores but as soon as it's 1am..............

The Minister(Stella odua) who awarded the contract ought to have been held responsible for what we saw at Enugu Airport before now but hey, it's not her fault, it's the system she met. Most of her predecessors in d same ministries and other ministries have equally embezzled d money that was meant for national projects.

@thwarrior72 and your fellow bigoted clans, let quickly take a case of U.S and Afghanistan as a case study here. I believe you have probably been to U.S embassy and Afghanistan embassy before, one thing you ll notice around U.S embassy Is number of applicants, applying for all sort of visas while Afghanistan is opposite, what does that tell you? It tells you that one is more prosperous, developed and stable than d other - Afghanistan

Yorubaland is d U.S in this case while Biafra is Afghanistan. Thousands of your people-Igbos and other ethnic groups r heading to southwest every passing day while you ll hardly see my people heading to your God forsaken land.

@Soundking, I am not here to answer your question but to shame d cock and bull story that has become some fools "happy meal" in this country and to establish d truth that has eluded the same fools over the years.

However, answer to your question is just round d corner, like I said in d same post, a walk to your local NPF command ll definitely bail you out.

@NigerianVenom, how am I suppose to establish his ethnicity/tribe? The only people who comes here often to say all sort of rubbish about my people(Yorubas) r Igbos.

Listen to yourself, you said and quote " when someone says the truth, u guys associate such person to the igbo ethnic". The question is this Mr, have you said d same truth to your people? and I guess the answer is No. So why do you think your biased truth is needed by people who are well and more educated than your clans.

@EMMABC1, why don't you jump on d next available Didirinchukwu or Odechukwu transport and make your way to your God forsaken Eastern part of Nigeria to tell them the "obvious issues"?

You drink their water, make your earnings in their land, live in their midst without being intimidated, assaulted or abused every passing seconds, established your fake businesses on their land without being harassed, your children are given access to free education without prejudice in the same west, some of your destitutes r being accommodated out of kindness by d same Yoruba (witnessed it) landlords/landladies without paying a penny towards a rent, your brothers and sisters r in full employment in the same yoruba establishments/businesses all over Nigeria-west(not alaba market or Ladipo business type I am talking about here) but all you fools do is to pay them back with hatred. What you did in 50s that fetched you nothing but hatred and pogrom is what you are gradually and stylishly creating.

Finally, live and let others live fools. And stop this your victim mentality as well. Fools ll voluntarily and arrogantly ask for trouble and when d trouble finally arrives at their doorsteps, you fools would be screaming to the world as victims.

Some fools from other side of d river are presently blind to this new development but when Ahmed Bola Tinubu name is mentioned, their ears and eyes ll be widely opened........... funny people

What a question but I ll still go ahead and list my experience

1) My manager and her deputy, later backfire but I ve already done justice to both sides but eventually sent packing from d job and luckily I got a better job- Destiny 4 u babe.

2) Far younger - she was running after my youngest sibling but my little brother was behaving like a pastor and I decided to take her in and get justice done.

3) Far older- Nigerian version- approached her, she said all sort of bad things to me cos she knows that she is far older than me but fate later caught up with us in our first year in School. She was one of those that sat for WAEC 10times before gaining admission which led to our meeting during our departmental registration in my first year in School and justice was equally done. However, I live in western world now and it's a norm here. No big deal.

We r just friends, no relationship pls cos I have a boyfriend(friendzoning me to their peril), my response to this sentence then was, no shaking. We don't necessarily need to date but always end up getting justice done in stylish and friendly manner wt that seductive skill.

4) My first cousin, we met in one of those extra mural classes in town unknown to us that we r cousin. Truth was later revealed. They started gathering family meeting after d discovery so as to bring all d children in d family together.

5) Ex but married, respect their homes and I wouldn't want to talk about that.

6) Neighbours- keeping you busy while submitting application for jobs here and there.

7) white girls- very loyal and loving ladies but too clingy.

Finally, Church members. Don't dull yourself by allowing any of them to attach herself to you. Make it clear that you would not want your pastor to know that you r dating, that ll give u access to nail one to three simultaneously.

Friends' Neighbours- this was like a contract between my badh friends and myself back in d days. They ll give me all d info about d hottest girls in their neighbourhood. Those girls who r too pompous to their local guys and I ll step in as an new guy in d bloc. Loads of records were broken then. I broke a lot records on behalf of my friends then but I was young, naive and ignorant then.

What a life experiences! !!!!

I have three daughters now.

However, I am a retireeeeeee now and God bless me.

My utterance or last statement does not base on stats or gossip, it's an undiluted fact. And I am willing and ever ready to prove to you that 90% of crimes committed within Nigeria(most especially Western part) were committed by the Igbos. Where did i get this information from is d question i expected you (op) to ask me if you r smart enough though.

I was opportuned to work with one of d Nigeria police commands in the country, not ordinary command but the biggest NPF command with the best Anti robbery squad. My first month at that command left me with nothing but nightmare of fresh, able, fair in complexion, big (massive), tall,clean and handsome igbos guys who have been killed overnight by anti robbery squad. It was a scary and unpleasant experience for me in the first month but as time passed by, I got used to it.

If you doubt my sincerity, go to any high command of NPF every morning for the next couple of days and come back to tell us what you see. You ll be shocked at the numbers of Igbos guys lying in their pool of blood on the floor in front of this command. I was there for 5 years and I have never seen any other tribes such as; Hausas, Fulanis and yorubas among hundreds that have been killed by SARS.

Finally,my candid advice to Igbos, stop disrespecting your hosts - yorubas, Hausas and any other tribes. Be a good and respectful guests and you ll be respected and treated like humans.

Your brothers (Igbos) in the West are responsible for 90% of crimes in the west.

What is the point of clamouring for a Biafra Nation and at the same time, trying so much to be part of a Nation-Nigeria you claimed to hate so much.

If I may ask, how can you become part of people(Hausas/fulanis and Yorubas) you hate so much? To be honest with you, it won't work.

What an excellent development against d domination of world bank and lMF by hmmmmm..................Lmao

Women are all the same everywhere, just handful of them are matured enough to deal with this. I actually thought I was the only one going through this until i saw this thread.

Honestly, Since this world cup started, she has been whining and crying like a baby which I find annoying and disturbing. Very selfish soul.