ucsparks:
The phone = $292 The "I" = $457 iPhone= 749

Abeg no kill me with laff here oh

sarrki:
Hmmmm

Our youth it's high time we wake up to reality


This politicians either from north or south have one

Thing in common , to loot our common wealth

They use religion & ethnicity to conjure the gullible

Nigerians .

The truth is they don't care about religion or which tribe

The partner in crime is from.

Nigerian leaders divided by ethnicity, religion n party but united by greed n corruption

when I was a fresher in university, during clearance the guy before me had an a1 in maths. with my b3 I was like wow he has to be so brilliant cos I know how long it took me to prepare 3 long years. so when we started a tutorial among friends I went to personally look for him and invite. when he came solving quadratic equations x-4=0 I wrote x=4 he asked how I got that answer. then solving fractions the dude said 2 can't go in 4. Naso my mouth hang open. my first eye opening experience. well the dude graduated with the wonderful pass despite all pranks. I think that is called gentleman's degree

say what, what about the idp

OlajumokeBread:
Why are people from that tribe the ugliest in the whole of Nigeria ??

when they use people's brain to lay tiles

Aliyeous:
Hmm...she's alrdy headin dr its jst a mata of tym anyways nyc job

and you are not mtcheeew

what nonsense? what charges? where are his rights

helovesme:


thank you oh jare.

very little of the Guiness produced in nigeria is exported which means there are no forex earnings for nigeria.

most of their raw materials are imported which means a loss of forex earnings for nigeria.

can you see how these companies are milking the nigerian economy? declaring huge profit every year and remitting most of their profits to their parent company in europe.

don't mind them. modern day slavery. can they try that in a civilised country

Farmerforlife:


Hormonal imbalances. Also, many women (especially first timers) love the extra attention they receive from their husbands, so they step up their weird demands and behaviours to keep getting the attention.

Before the ladies start getting angry with me, I think that it is obvious that those women who do not want to attract attention to their pregnancies, eg unmarried teenagers and those with half a dozen previous children, do manage to control any weird urges that they may feel, very successfully, proving that it IS controllable (that is if the urges are real and not just one big scam by wily women, to fleece their over-loving, gullible, ignorant menfolk into buying them suya and off season Ogbomoso mango at 2am on Sunday night).

not that they don't have it they just hide it, cry and curse. if you like deny ut baby till after delivery and see the containers load of curses you would have received

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The main issue here isn't taxes but forex. Forex as stated by Guiness is main reason for the poor results in the reported financial year.

Guiness has traded profitably in nigeria for many, many, many years yet it imports most of its raw materials from outside nigeria. What would it have cost them to open a subsidiary specifically dedicated to grow sorghum and other food ingridrients needed for its brew? This subsidiary company would have catered exclusively for Guinness and would have meant they won't have to import all its raw materials from outside nigeria.

I do agree that the FG has its own fault. Ministers are supposed to lobby these big corporates into investing in nigeria.

If 60% or more of your products are consumed in just one country, it only makes sense to source your raw materials from that same country.

Gbam! you can't have have said it any better

sharp lady, cut your coat according to your materials na only 1 yard she get now.

Yawns! Who cares! Mind una business. Looking good bae

justmenoni:
How come my mind is telling me that the girl has sought for asylum in Italy and they didn't believe her story hence the family is taking up this act, cos I'm sure Naija parents won't really cast their kids even if the said child is a homosexual

my thoughts exactly. All na scam. Naija defacto mode of operation is to deny and ignore, so all these publicity is for an expected end

or when you load credit for data n immediately they deduct for caller back tunes.

salabscholar01:
[size=14pt]How did he know she's a wh*re?[/size]

he must be her regular customer

am a confused isn't he divorced or is he not a christian again? help an olodo out

10-12 or15 where are they

People should ask the lecturer how he came about millions in his account? Let him show us the TAX returns that confirms how he got the money and that it was all duly declared. Abi how much is the salary of a lecturer?
my tots exactly

Abeg yansh don chop im dowry. Next topic

Abeg me I want meat oh

Abeg who know where that buka dey. I got an interest in it

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