₦airaland Forum

ChiefAzubuike:
Reminds me of one incident that happened May 24 1997. Till this date I remain confused. I got back from work as usual in Ikotun, Lagos only to find people gather in front of my gate. Others were upstairs at the balcony condoling my landlady. News reached my outlandish self that my landlord had passed on earlier. He died of natural causes in his car.

Strange enough, earlier that morning, he was acting unusual. This man would always call me to assist him open the gate anytime he's going out. That morning he never did that. Dressed in suit he opened the gate himself for the first time ever, had a final look of his compound with his hands around his waist , shook his head, closed the gate and zoomed off. His corpse was brought home later that day. Days later he was buried in that same compound in my presence. I saw the body with my two eyes.

Fast forward to 3 months, I was at a chemist shop buying a drug. The shop happened to be opposite an ashawo house. As I was about paying for my goods, I saw my landlord carrying a prostitute in. I was far away and dumbfounded. I called his name. He looked back and gazed at me with an angry look I've never seen before. Then like a fart in the wind he disappeared into thin air. I was so curious and decided to trail the hoe. She confessed a man fitting my description approached her for an all nighter sex romp. She said she entered her room to change her cloth, get her bags and follow the man home. All this done she came out and her customer was nowhere to be found again. Others complained of hearing someone banging the gates at midnight. The dogs howling and happy for no reason like they've seen a long lost owner. Some even confessed to seeing a bald headed man sitting quietly on that grave at night. For two good years before I finally parked out, I always made sure I get home by 7PM latest , lock all my doors and refuse to be woken by any strange noise until day break.

If this had been from an uncontroversial nairalander i would have believed but you? na! Avoid weed

geoinvestor:
Satan created this mission himself

The second most annoying one is where you will race with a mad man

Its actually extremely easy. what you need to do is that once you gain control of the helicopter head straight to the building.Dont pick any bomb cos that will trigger the timer. When you are done killing the construction workers you then pick your bombs and drop then in peace. I finished with 1:30 minutes left

De gea show them why you are still the best!

I hope De Gea cleans his name at the shootout

KevinDein:
Have to give it to Ramos. Was being wrestled to the ground but still managed to poke that ball into the net.

It was an own goal. The guy dug the ball in as he was taking dowm ramos with him.

You guys need to put some things into consideration. Football wasnt as competitive or popular as it is now.

He has a lot more to prove. He could be another balotelli

Emilokoiyawon:
Lesson: Argentina should not have committed genocide against the black Argentinians.

So what crime did Nigeria, Portugal, Senegal, Egypt, Panama, Saudi Arabia and many others commit? Why are we so dumb and ignorant all the time? If the inexistent god wanted to punish Argentina he would send diseases and natural disasters to Argentina and not use football. Religion makes people mad indeed

Opinionated:
The Panama captain at this World Cup is 33. Egypt's Hadary saved a Penalty at 45.

Thank You!

tundeayo2020:
have you ever played for 90minutes on a football pitch before? therein lies your answer.

I usually play for 2 hours 30 minutes. From 4 to 6:30. Are you saying that boxing isnt as tough? George Foreman wanted to have another match at the age of 50. When did the undertaker retire? And when it comes to football Giggs remained useful even at the age of 40

Auladimeji1:
Ronaldo is a magician.
Ronaldo is not human.
Ronaldo is a super player
Ronaldo is a god
Ronaldo is from another planet.
Ronaldo is a G.O.A.T and others.
That nonsense must end today.

I was thinking of which gun i should use to shoot you until i read your last sentence

Thank your stars im one of the few Nigerians that like reading long epistles e for don over by now

@topic. This shouldnt be a surprise. Somebody that can throw a chair at his teacher at the age of 14 for being "disrespected" can certainly do worse

If mayweather and klischko could box at 40 and still be victorious (or highly competitive in the case og klischko) against much younger opponents,, Why cant footballers do the same?

Jokerman:
Where did Messi score 2 goals

Cant believe i typed 2 and even added 's'. I meant 1

samyyoung1:
Dis Portugal players r shit, only Ronaldo stood out, compared to Argentina where they had numerous stars

Numerous stars that played like poo and some that were benched. Imagine Aguero a top EPL striker of man city on the bench. If its really true that Messi chose the players then he sucks in that aspect

ADENIKETINA2015:
CR7 my all time best. No matter what, you'll always be a legend. You gave it all but unfortunately was not meant to be. I love you now and always
Balon'Dior loading

4 goals in 4 matches
1 goal in 4 matches...if you know, you know...

Brazil my only remaining Fav,
Pls do this for the Portuguese fans

Messi has 2 goals and had the highest goals in 2014. You can console yourself but not with falsehood

Finally we are happy

Uruguayan ighalo

7 minutes

Goaaaal!!!!

Bodylover:
We are mourning the ones that was burnt to dead, and this two useless couples are celebrating their wedding, and be updating pictures for us to view. Imagine this cowards and infected pigs to quit their marriage and better mourn the ones who died. Because I know the marriage won’t last.

Dont be silly. People die everyday. The wjfe sef is from maiduguri. How many times have u mourned for boko haram victims?

oooduancalmdown:
It is like you don't iboes. They all suffer from one mental problem called delusion. This delusion is why they always say absurd things. They claim to have the most intelligent Africans which is a lie. They say they have the highest no of billionaires and millionaires in Nigeria without proof. One even said Anambra have up to ten dollar billionaires and one hundred thousand naira billionaires. Lie upon lie. How can someone say they have the most beautiful girls in Nigeria when we all have eyes? No be the same ibo girls I see everyday? Girls with yam legs everywhere.
SMH

Lol take it easy with them. Same nonsense they say about football but despite all the so called biafrans only a few of them are good (e.g Musa). Bragging is in tgeir blood

ChiefAzubuike:
After the Igbo's, these fulanis are the most beautiful tribe in Nigeria. What they lack in gluteus maximus, mamary glands , dirtiness and tribal marks, they make up for in bedmatics, cooking, hygiene , cleanliness and total care. Their women are almost perfect. To put the icing on the cake, they've got the cash and are independent.
#oneNigeria

Forget that one jare!. I have lived in both northern and southeastern Nigeria and believe me the ibos dont even come close to Fulanis and Shua Arabs in terms of beauty. Except you mean curvy bodies but beauty? Hell No!

Nbote:
Pained Messi haters... Ronaldo scored one goal against Morocco and went completely missing till d end of d game but went home with d man of d match and everyone sings praises.. Messi running around with Nigerian players , beating dem with ease and scoring and den he doesn't deserve d award?

Dont mind them. Messi was fouled more than 4 times, one even at the penalty zone (which was ignored by the ref). He dribbled and gpt dribbled, just like other players unlike ronaldo that never works for the ball but relies on the hardwork of his team

aroundnaija:
Your moniker already describe who u really are...

Go and dip your head into a bucket of water.

aroundnaija:
Your moniker already describe who u really are...

Go and deep your head into a bucket of water.

aroundnaija:
Is this what u were asked?

Midget fangirl

You are confused

The super eagles did very well. The argentines were lucky and they know it. Just that we couldnt convert some golden opportunities. Musa shouldnt have been generous with the ball considering the way those guys were blowing us up

Dont be stupid please this is not the time for rubbish. I also dont believe in prayers but whats the big deal?

In my opinion the guy tried. Same thing with the super eagles except for one weak, wasteful striker like that. I say Kudos to the super eagles

Not that bad for me. I never expected them to win the world cup in the first place