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Celebrities / Re: Cleavage Picture Of Tiwa Savage Released By Mavin Record. Fans React by forbisi: 10:26am On Jul 19, 2016
I don't understand. thot she let mavin for Jay Z's rock nation
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Hermes Birkin Bag (photos) by forbisi: 7:39am On Jul 19, 2016
MmmS:
So Nigerian women are incapable of making money unless a dick is involved? I wonder how many dicks you think it took Linda Ikeji to get her new home sinceundecided you talk as if money comes out of dick
nigerian women are capable of making money without dick involved. we all know what Linda does and know she can afford it. but this girl is just an actress, not even an a-list, and no endorsement, we know the industry doesn't pay well, so she definitely can't afford it with her own income
Celebrities / Re: Daniella Okeke Flaunts Her Hermes Birkin Bag (photos) by forbisi: 7:32am On Jul 19, 2016
very local razz woman. displaying d bag in Every pic, even while eating
Fashion / Re: Before & After Make-up Photos Of A Bride That Has Been Sparking Reactions (pics) by forbisi: 11:57pm On Jul 08, 2016
ambyzown:


Look at the nose of the subject in the different pictures, you'll realize that they are not the same person.
camera angle and contouring/highlighting is responsible for the seemingly different shape of nose
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade In N2.5m Dress To BET Awards (Photo) by forbisi: 7:07am On Jun 28, 2016
she didn't buy the dress. a stylist arranged it for her, she was able to get a dress of this kind cos of her status. it will be returned after the show.

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Celebrities / Re: Joselyn Dumas Fat Throwback Photos by forbisi: 8:29pm On Jun 26, 2016
now this is curvy! not the like of toolz and Latasha that will be claiming curvy by force
Celebrities / Re: Tokunbo Aboderin: Kemi Olunloyo Was Raped & Got Pregnant By Her Father (Video) by forbisi: 8:10am On Jun 22, 2016
This video is just toooooooo funny. If u understand Yoruba, this is real life comedy. I watched it in the middle of the night and was just laughing out loud I had to download and watch again, if u like it I advise u to download shap shap, b4 YouTube deletes it as they did the one she did for fayoshe and kemi's reply to her.
Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia Reacts To Boy His Stepmum Brutalized by forbisi: 9:58am On May 27, 2016
Resilience:
This is wickedness in the highest order. Just let same punishment be meted to the witch...
exactly!! by the special Grace of God, I will be launching my foundation soon, where an eye for an eye treatment will be metted out to anyone who maltreats a child unjustly. that, among other punishments. you cut a child with blade, we cut you too, you pour pepper in a child's p. parts, we do same to you etc, hoping the ministry of Justice and other child right advocacy groups will buy into this. watch out Nigeria!!
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Kemi Afolabi's Birthday Dinner by forbisi: 7:13pm On May 05, 2016
Birthday dinner ? All I see is 3 cheap looking butter icing cake. (She can't even afford fondant) and one other cake. Where are the rest of the guests? If she had nice pictures, she'll probably post them 1st. Guess these are her nicest pics.
Celebrities / Re: Mo Abudu's Estranged Husband, Tokunbo (photos) by forbisi: 3:22pm On Apr 01, 2016
divinecode101:


Bro, I can feed the whole of your family for 10 years with down payment made now, but that is not the point.
When you see a nice looking lady and her family, why run them down? what is their offence? Because they are rich? They caused your poverty?
Is their fault being rich? What did she do to deserve the insults being hurled on her? And here you her claiming you have a car!! Where is the car? You better stop deceiving yourself!! Inferiority complex will soon kill you if you don't change
Inferiority complex is when you see a wealthy person and detest them without offence - this is exactly your problem, remember, the lady and her family are not the source of your poverty
U must be very stewpid. Am sure u can't even afford 3 square meals a day. How dare u bark like dt and bring someone's family into it? From d way u sound, u're d one suffering from chronic poverty and inferiority complex.fighting for people dt will not even consider u worth a spec of sand.

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Phones / Re: Introducing The New Iphone SE: Cheapest Iphone Ever (Mini But Mighty) by forbisi: 10:32pm On Mar 22, 2016
x6blade:
This is a waste of money. Taking recycled iPhone 5 with recycled iPhone 6s internals and selling it for $499 like seriously? Sure way to empty people's pockets but I don't blame the company it's the Isheep I blame willing to spend thousands on anything with an apple logo

Lol at isheep!! Lol!
Celebrities / Re: Why My Wife Left Home For 3 Days - AY by forbisi: 11:29am On Mar 15, 2016
tobisystem:
Story story

pls has anybody here patronized these people before to know if they are really genuine?

Politics / Re: Teni Kashamu's Outfit Goes Viral With Claims She Outshined Bride (Pics) by forbisi: 8:28pm On Jan 03, 2016
Bleached cougar. See her knuckles..
Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Fires Back At Davido: 'I Curse The Day I Met You Kid’ (pics) by forbisi: 12:55pm On Dec 31, 2015
I haven't read through everything yet, but I am so angry. Angry at the stupid Sophia for allowing her baby be taken away for the stupid promise of one useless upkeep and a car? Very irresponsible of u. I don't agree d baby was forcefully taken, if not, you wud have raised alarm immediately. U said it urself dt it was OK by u cos dy said u cud come and check d baby at anytime. I mean how will I even sleep at night knowing my 7 month old baby is elsewhere? U are now raising alarm cos dy want to take her out for treatment and cos dy didn't give u a car. D adelekes have dere own fault in this too but in this matter, you are d most irresponsible person here. Very useless girl.

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Crime / Re: Radio Presenter Attacked Over ‘affair’ With Housewife (pictured) by forbisi: 5:18pm On Sep 09, 2015
Sijo01:
Lol...... Should I say serve him right
No, say serves him right...
Celebrities / Re: DJ Lamboghini: Nigerian Female DJ Who Can Easily Be Mistaken For A Man(photos) by forbisi: 5:01pm On Sep 09, 2015
Cross dresser

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Celebrities / Re: Whitney Houston’s Daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown Dies At Age 22 by forbisi: 9:10pm On Jul 27, 2015
Poor Cissy Houston. She buried her daughter, as if that wasn't enough, she now has to bury a granddaughter too.
She's the one I really feel for in all this.
What a life to live at 81

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Celebrities / Re: Billionaire Couple Dilly & Fifi Umenyiora Stun In New Photos by forbisi: 6:58pm On Jul 26, 2015
lexy2014:
Nice pix, breathtaking house, beautiful kids...what does he do? What's d story about his sojourn in d US?

Google
Romance / Re: Pic: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Murtala Muhammed Airport Dressed As Superman by forbisi: 6:59pm On Jun 11, 2015
makyegh:

Na wah for u o.
why are u so mad?
Just be happy for them, when ur own bounces we will see how it goes.
U sound so confused and find it hard to discern the truth...
Romance / Re: Pic: Man Proposes To Girlfriend At Murtala Muhammed Airport Dressed As Superman by forbisi: 3:56pm On Jun 11, 2015
Plus the cheap-ass razz looking bouquet of flowers. Stupid, dry and so unromantic..

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Romance / Re: Dating A Stingy Rich Guy Or A Generous Poor Guy? by forbisi: 7:55am On Jun 09, 2015
The rich stingy one is better, cos u can come up with lies to extort, without feeling any iota of guilt. but if it's the generous poor one, one will be feeling guilty collecting, knowing dts about all he has
Crime / Re: 71-year-old Dies After Marathon Sex With Woman by forbisi: 1:34pm On Jun 06, 2015
jmoore:
Who told you the sex was hot?
These mods sef....

It's even the marathon part that's funny to me. Whether they were timing the activity from start to finish for them to know it was marathon..
Romance / Re: Display Of Flashy Things That Scare Broke And Responsible Dudes Away From Ladies by forbisi: 8:24pm On Jun 05, 2015
wristwatch:
No matter how confident and bold a guy may be, he can be intimidated by the financial standings, "tooshness" and gadgets of a lady. This is as a result of his epileptic financial status.

Things that scares guys away from ladies are highlighted below;



1. Expensive Phones

A lady using a new generation phone can cause catastrophic feeling for a broke and responsible dude. How do expect a guy like me using Blackberry Curve 1 to approach someone like kachisbarbie, tohphaz, using new generation phones like Samsung gold, BlackBerry classic, Iphone6, etc. I think its better I bury my feelings before I get the bashing of my life. grin cheesy


2. Brazilian Hair

Brazilian hair equals the salary of some guys in multinational companies let alone the locals. Wooing a lady carrying my monthly salary on her head will be a tough task. "Shey person whey e dey struggle to pay N200 cut hair in a month nai go come wan date Brazilian hair girlfriend". Mi o le wa ku!

3. Expensive Clothing and Shoes.

When some ladies wear expensive attires especially to parties coupled with "rocobarroco" high heel shoe, you will see them disturbing photographers as if their lives depend on it. This act however makes broke and responsible dudes shy away.

4. Cars


For a broke and responsible dude who cannot afford the spoke of a bike let alone car will be intimidated wooing a lady with Range Rover Sport. His reserve gear will loose brake still he ends up in a canal.
cheesy

5. Use of Jewels and Heavy Make Ups

When a lady uses expensive jewels, wristwatch, bungles and looks 100% artificial, a broke dude might get intimidated. However, he might shy away because of the feeling that he cannot afford to buy these items when she demands for it.


6. Perfumes

People like me and tosyne2much using Hausa perfume to swag babes might be intimidated by the smell of her perfume (David Beckham, cool water, etc.). The last time we try to woo some babes, they called us cattle rearers due to some flies which accompanied us as protocol officers.
grin grin grin
This is pure fiction, I can't believe it got this much likes. Expensive phones?? Even secondary school students use expensive phones these days!
Education / Re: Check Out The Longest Equation Known To Man by forbisi: 7:39pm On Jun 04, 2015
goofyone:


Yet again Nigerians with incredibly poor minds who see no gain in knowledge when it doesn't produce riches. Poor people! undecided
Knowledge? What's the benefit of this particular kind of Knowledge? And yes knowledge should translate to riches one way of another, or at least fulfilment, happiness etc..
Romance / Re: Checkout These Unique But Lovely Couple( Photo) by forbisi: 8:32am On May 25, 2015
This should be under the joke section!
Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo's New Official Portrait by forbisi: 8:09am On May 25, 2015
baby124:
After is better. Official portraits should look serious. A small smile is ok. Presidency work is too serious for a photo that looks like a kid in a candy shop
Very very funny. True.
After is better, but definitely photo-edited. Plus I don't like the fact that he's wearing black all through. White would have been better.
Celebrities / Re: Weird? Toyin Lawani's "Car-shaped" Hand Bag by forbisi: 3:39am On May 23, 2015
Creative but not pretty.
Celebrities / Re: Dele Momodu Congratulates Davido & Sophie Momodu, His Cousin On Their New Baby by forbisi: 9:01pm On May 19, 2015
Rubbish. Iniquity.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The New Senseless Job Requirements In Nigeria (picture) by forbisi: 9:53pm On Apr 20, 2015
felifeli:


Why are you bringing up a topic that everyone has already forgotten about ? Get lost. angry angry angry

U seem lost already.... poor u!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruiting Writers For A Culture Website by forbisi: 7:47am On Apr 19, 2015
Also sent a pitch and it took me back to default page. How do I know it has delivered?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The New Senseless Job Requirements In Nigeria (picture) by forbisi: 7:35am On Apr 19, 2015
felifeli:


Nobody is asking you to spoonfeed, just the link. It is easier to post link than to post a screenshot. Here is how to do it
1. Go to the Web page where you got the screenshot.
2. You will find the page URL (link) in the browser. Copy it
3. Post it here. Done!
Very easy
All of u asking for link, let it go, he said he's not posting it. Why are u so particular about it, is it that u want to apply for the job?
If u guys are smart, all u need to do is go to Google to verify, after all, he stated he searched for it too.
BTW, I googled it and saw it!

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