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Family / Re: Is This Girl Really 15 Years Old??!?! by forbisi: 6:48am On Apr 19, 2015
My problem is not with her age. She could actually be 15. The problem is her irresponsible mother who allowed her to wear that dress and also posted it herself!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi Whose Remarks Launched The Xenophobic Attacks by forbisi: 7:47pm On Apr 18, 2015
temitemi1:
Animal in human skin...
Rather, animal in animal skin.

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Celebrities / Re: Toolz And Tunde Demurun, Her Man Step Out In Style (Photo) by forbisi: 12:55pm On Apr 18, 2015
Mehhhnnnn..... see plenty haters. Wow! No single complimentary comment here, all derogatory. Am not a fan of Toolz myself but I ain't gonna post any hate message, she's gotten enough already. I wonder how she will feel if she gets to read all these. But problem I have with the Nigerian media is the way they automatically transform some1 from fat to curvy, just on the mere basis that the person is a celeb.
My advice to Toolz, lay low and keep doing your work (which you are good at) very well. No need for the extra attention. For example, gbemi olateru is also fat, not pretty and looks many years older than her age, but she doesn't get hate messages, cos she lays low, so Toolz, try and do same

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Celebrities / Re: D'banj And Fallyipupa Takes Selfie To The Next Level by forbisi: 10:55am On Apr 18, 2015
D'banj is ugly

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Culture / Re: Nigerian Doll Created By Taofik Okoya Now Outselling White Dolls Barbie by forbisi: 10:11pm On Apr 13, 2015
He calls them African dolls, yet they look exactly like barbie, the face structure and body: only difference is the skin colour..
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Various Looks At The AMVCAs Which Look Is Your Favorite? by forbisi: 6:09am On Mar 10, 2015
olaxco2f:


cry cry cry cry



i mean 2015


shocked shocked shocked


she killed/nailed it here


rokiatu with photosh*p profile picture
Or rather, attention seeking profile pic.
Why use such on a public forum with numerous unknown members?
Lame!
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya And His Manager (ubi Frankling) Shares Selfie Shot With Don Jazzys Father by forbisi: 6:42am On Mar 09, 2015
Iyanya's suit is ill-fitting
Islam for Muslims / Re: 14th January Declared Public Holiday For Eid-el-Maulud by forbisi: 10:48am On Jan 10, 2014
L.M Ayedun..:
Okay!
But how many public Holz in a year nau undecided
shut up
Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Be Friends With "Cuddle Benefit' With A Guy? by forbisi: 3:16pm On Jan 09, 2014
boofydon: Wow really interesting. From the post u met 2006 during nysc so I guess ur football age den was 26yrs

2014-2006=10yrs
10+26=36yrs

At 36yrs na still bfrnd u dey talk lol! Dnt worry keep on cuddling, u still a long way from menopause grin
how is 2014-2006 = 10 years?

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Health / Re: Are Menstrual Cups The Future Of Feminine Hygiene For Menstruation? by forbisi: 7:49pm On Jan 05, 2014
Not looking forward to trying this at all. The thot of sticking something inside me still freaks me out. I can't even use a tampon.
Romance / Re: Ladies What Romantic Gestures Would You Appreciate From Men by forbisi: 5:29am On Dec 13, 2013
Fourcade: Opening doors? undecided which doors?
Bathroom door? Chuch door? Bedroom door? Kitchen door? and leave that car door s.hit.You will wait for him to stop the car,run like a mad man just to open the car door for you? And you are inside grinning or smiling sheepishly! undecided

Mumu raised to power 2!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Policewoman Committed Suicide After Texting Husband Message Meant For Her Lover by forbisi: 7:12pm On Dec 06, 2013
The husband killed her and staged it to look like suicide.

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Fashion / Re: OMG! See How This Model Disfigued Her Face In An Attempt To Be Beautiful [photo] by forbisi: 3:16am On Dec 02, 2013
GeneralJ: old news

Very old news. Older than 5 years or even more. First saw this in 2009.
Celebrities / Re: "I Am Single And Searching": 38 Years Old Actress, Rita Dominic by forbisi: 10:56am On Sep 26, 2013
38? Pls for how long wil she be 38? On her b day Last year she was 38, same thing two years ago. Meanwhile, tools is so big and repulsive.
Phones / Re: Which Network Is Best For Samsung Tab by forbisi: 8:46pm On Aug 03, 2013
puskin: MTEL

mumu
Phones / Which Network Is Best For Samsung Tab by forbisi: 5:01am On Aug 03, 2013
pls which network is best to use with galaxy tab?
Religion / Re: Deliverance From Four Demonic Kingdoms! by forbisi: 12:01pm On Jul 08, 2013
looks like a write up to promote chosen.

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Celebrities / Re: My Fiance Has Covered My Shame - Comedian Princess Is Getting Married by forbisi: 7:30am On Jun 29, 2013
Coldfeet: Bealuv just ignore that watery stool called forbisi angry na on top her poo she siddon type that trash.

I assume u are speaking from your repulsive brain which has been choked with lard and trans- fat. its so obvious you are overweight and unhappy, hence the defensive tone. pele. try registering in a gym.
Properties / Re: Room Self-contain Available At Keffi St Ikoyi by forbisi: 9:45am On Jun 24, 2013
no agency, no legal fee
Properties / Room Self-contain Available At Keffi St Ikoyi by forbisi: 6:45pm On Jun 23, 2013
room self contain available at keffi street in ikoyi. 2ook per year. looking for some1 that will take the place for the next 7 months (july to January) call 080 for details
Celebrities / Re: Laide Bakare Welcomes Baby Boy! by forbisi: 10:43am On Jun 03, 2013
there is obviously a curse in the movie industry. both Yoruba and English. even laide whom I thot was decent/reasonable is going through this? (second husband saga) check out all of them..... the two mercys, Stephanie, moji olaiya, late bisi komolafe, bisi ibidapo, ini edo, foluke daramola.... endless list. either their marriage does not work or when they marry, its another persons husband.
Celebrities / Re: Exposed!…singer D’banj’s Secret Affair With Celebrated Politician Florence Ita G by forbisi: 10:04am On May 22, 2013
which one is the gay shirt he is wearing in d pic?
Fashion / Re: Mercy Aigbe Buys Over N6M Hermes Birkins Handbags (SEE PHOTOS) by forbisi: 10:59am On May 21, 2013
jidegirl12: There's no fake Birkin, now that's what I call a bag, not the clutch that won't fit diapers and kids change of clothes . 40-55cm all the way, but the price is lipsrsealed sorry bout my whining guys undecided

My bank will definitely call next business day if I charge that bag on my visa for fraud. grin

u make me laff! how will u say dere r no fake of it? dere r fake of evry designer. in usa, china, Dubai, naija.
of course hers r knock offs. some1 dt has not ever made up to 500k per movie, how will she afford 3 bags of 2.1 each. she has also not done any endorsement. and I bet no man will be able to put dt amount down on bags, when he is dreaming of changing his car to the latest kind.
why all d show off? whats d point. I used to like her b4 now iv lost respect for her.
Celebrities / Re: Foluke Daramola & Hubby At The African Movie Academy by forbisi: 11:28pm On May 10, 2013
is dis d man she is fighting for? se him like danfo driver
Celebrities / Re: My Fiance Has Covered My Shame - Comedian Princess Is Getting Married by forbisi: 9:49pm On Apr 20, 2013
Who is marryin dis repulsive lump of lard? Must be cos he thinks she has money
Fashion / What Attachment Can I Use For Million Braids by forbisi: 5:03am On Apr 09, 2013
What good attachment can i use for million braids asides from expression? I want it to look very fine and different, and to last as well. Years back I know some1 who used to use human hair. Braids but don't know whr 2 get it.
Celebrities / Re: Antonio Oladeinde-Fernandez: Nigeria's Reclusive Billionaire by forbisi: 1:54am On Apr 02, 2013
@op, all d interjections in pidgin is dry, not humorous and highly unnecessary.
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Davido's Mum, 10th Remembrance Anniversary by forbisi: 7:52pm On Mar 20, 2013
Or was she d 'contribution' for d mans wealth like oshiomole donated his late wife 4 power?
Celebrities / Re: 2face And Annie’s Wedding Ring Cost $12,000, Ayiri Emami Splashes N20M On 2face by forbisi: 6:27pm On Mar 20, 2013
I'm starting to get so sick of this tuface annie wedding saga, in fact, its starting to make my tummy turn!
Why all the unnecessary hype? Is it his publicist dts behind dis, or mediocre journalists/bloggers or just jobless Nigerians? As in?? Seriously
Fine, he's an A-list celeb, nothing wrong with reporting on his wedding but all d attention and minute by minute specific detail is nauseating!
Dts how they lied dt Kosibah did her wedding dress, until d man came out to refute d claim. How do we know all dese oda facts r not fabricated as well?
As for the thief/419er/fraudster dt dy claim is splashing 20m on d wedding, if it is money he actually sweated for, he won't squander it in such a way (giving it is true anyway). Oil thief!

People are trying to make this look like d royal wedding, (which got great media coverage pre and post) while both of them are t.a.r.ts; what with 2face having kids all ova d place and annie opening up everywhr untill she finally succeeded in tying 2face down!
Celebrities / Re: 2face will marry Anne @ The Safinah Ballroom Of Jumeirah Hotel by forbisi: 4:51pm On Mar 19, 2013
I am so so sick of this 2face annie wedding saga, its starting to become irritating. Pls make it go away
Family / Re: I Need To Talk To A Councellor by forbisi: 8:55pm On Mar 18, 2013
Thank u all dt gave worthy input. @larosa, I checked d jerome site and called his no. I discussed a bit with him and he gave advice on an issue. But proplem isn't yet solved so I guess I'll get my act 2geda and register wit dm. It looks reasonable. Thanks larosa.

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