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Politics / Re: Nothing , I Repeat Nothing Will Happen To Dcp Abba Kyari by ford101: 7:51pm On Jul 29, 2021
This year has Made me remember Akons song titled locked up.were he said alot of niggers are dead or locked away.
Family / Re: Why I Married My Wife? by ford101: 6:39pm On Jul 29, 2021
Ishilove:

Something happened in my presence. My male cousins are always at loggerheads with each other because the younger one is a complete jerk with no respect for anyone. His brother is older by 5 years, but that doesn't deter Cousin Jerk from being disrespectful. Cousin Jerk vandalised his older brother's vehicle because he is a wicked person, and it took their parents intervention for the older one not to 'murderlize' Cousin Jerk for this evil act.

So one Sunday, the family went to church except for the enfant terriblé of the family who stayed behind to forment evil. The family were driving back from the service when they saw Cousin Jerk in the midst of some hooligans. He had gone to meet them to see if he could take some of them to go and beat up a clergyman who had the effrontery to report his misdeeds to his mother. However, it seemed like Cousin Jerk, in the process of trying to pay them, had started giving them orders. This did not go down well with the thugs. They started roughing up Cousin Jerk. One brought out a butcher knife and was about to strike Cousin Jerk when his older brother sprang like James Bond from the vehicle and tackled the thug to the ground. Mind you, Cousin Jerk and his brother were not on talking terms. His older brother had disowned him and vowed that even if he sees his younger brother in trouble, he will not intervene because the boy was a wicked and evil person. The damage this boy did to his brothers car was worth more than 100k and his older brother was still very bitter about it.

All na mouth. When danger came knocking, older brother instinctively fought danger to protect his blood. Instinct. That's what love does. It breaks down barriers. When older brother jumped in defence of his satanically evil sibling, his phone fell and one leg of his pam sandals flew to one corner, but he did not notice it because all his attention was focused on not allowing that butcher knife touch his brother. I'm the one who exited the vehicle to pick the phone and slippers.

That's love.
I have the Feelings that you are the bad blood between this brother's.even the way you call the younger brother evil.just like my older brothers wife will like to discribe me.only that my older brother is as weak as a woman.he can't fight and can't defend any body in a fight.women are always the problem we men have
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Are The Opportunities And Challenges Of Night Auditors In Nigerian Hotels? by ford101: 11:47am On Jul 29, 2021
skedman:


It is just like a night security ,the only difference is that you are an educated security I will advices you focus more on developing your career rather than doing this night shift .the audit in hospitality is far different from others .it is more like a witch-hunting game because your main work is to reduce people's salary of those that make mistakes .
Questions to ask your self ?
Are you going to be counting stock at night
Are you going to be recording at night
What is your primary assignment
I have work as an head of audit in one of the hospitality in Lagos .the only person that like me was the MD others will kill me because virtually everybody don't take full salary home and I have to do my job. You can feel the hatred
I was an admim/ assistant HR officer in a hotel.i can't hate an auditor.infact the auditor would even be the one to hate me.
Family / Re: My Marriage Has Finally Crashed! by ford101: 9:18am On Jul 29, 2021
greatbrian:
I think there is a stereotype about single mother stuff here.


Truth is if you are crazy, you are crazy. If you are bad you are bad forget single mum ish. Lots of mofos out there who came out from a perfectly good family but are much more bitter and I'll mannered than whatever you say. And for the records, I was raised by a single mum alongside 2 elder sisters and not for once have my sisters exhibit those traits you dare not even raise your voice in my house even with all I think I am mum still slapped me few months ago and just last week my woman sent my mum money and she tagged it for raising him right.


So stop condemning the parent who choose to stay condemn the one who can't take up responsibilities but choose to die or walk away.
how old are you? If you are up to 18yrs and your mother slapped you like you said,then that's what we are talking about.

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by ford101: 1:59am On Jul 29, 2021
Younger people do not have mouth odor.some people ooo.like me wen I was like 24yrs me and my then girlfriend she was 23yrs do kiss by 4am.we do not have any form of mouth odor.but now guy my mouth do smell if I don't talk for some time.

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Romance / Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by ford101: 9:38am On Jul 28, 2021
HRSweetness:


What is Molly? Hard drugs?
Yes it's hard drugs.
Family / Re: Is It Right To Hide Or Belittle Yourself To Find "Wife Material? by ford101: 10:17am On Jul 27, 2021
Lucrativress:

And what's the difference between her and a man saying he has absolutely nothing and he wants to be seriously involved with a woman, what's the probability he won't keep being broke and end up being a liability on the long run.
Listen no prospects is what I have issues with here,why the hell will any woman want to be with a visionless man,a man that with his silly deceit can't chip in "but I'm working on something,I believe having you by my side will make those things come quick.. or more achievable through the peace you'd give"
If you want to go poetic please do,not being damn bland "though I have nothing,I can have you,take me as I am"
have u ever seen a visionless man?even a mad man has a vision.
Family / Re: Is It Right To Hide Or Belittle Yourself To Find "Wife Material? by ford101: 10:05am On Jul 27, 2021
Lucrativress:

How remarkable that you're Abroad and you've chosen to know only one side of life.
Seems men cry more when they're jilted...
So what do you say about the good women who stayed with a man in nothing and he jilted her after he had something?
What will you say Sir?
And women who built with men, succumbed and all,good women and were still dumped?
Understand something,penury doesn't always determine loyalty.
Last last all a good woman has to do is use her brains,gold diggers are getting married every Saturday,seems like it's the good ladies crying more on Alters
Do you know why?
Cause of less practicalities..
Stop deceiving yourself,you can call me whatever you feel like,it won't remove anything from who I know I am, I'm not mincing my word's..
so now that I have a girlfriend who I no is fucking other men.and I chose to endure all this cos I don't have much and think I shouldn't even be in a serious relationship.so if I make money now should I marry her?the ans is never.i ll never marry Grace Ahmadu

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Family / Re: Is It Right To Hide Or Belittle Yourself To Find "Wife Material? by ford101: 10:00am On Jul 27, 2021
Lucrativress:

I am a Southerner also and your jumping into assumptions doesn't really amuse me, it's normal.
I'm being practical,things you wrote up here iif you're being practical enough then you'll note that you won't smile wide teeth if your daughter or Sister beings her prospective spouse Home who has absolutely nothing.
I won't say you're thinking selfishly but think about the scenario I said
The Bible backs up my claim up there, it's been since time immemorial,if you have nothing continuously, you're living for nothing.
I'm not trying to make you like my point,if you'd rather live in denial of facts, that's up to you.
when you say a man has absolutely nothing, please what do you mean.
Politics / Re: Itsekiri Had No Business With Igbo by ford101: 7:49pm On Jul 25, 2021
Every idiot wants to clame the enslaved the igbos.u round up a settlement of Igbos who's men are far away.then u clame u captured Igbo men.
Politics / Re: Itsekiri Had No Business With Igbo by ford101: 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2021
Ask questions, its also on record how Igbo slaves slit there white masters why giving them a shave.it was Igbos only that hard the mind to do that
Politics / Re: Itsekiri Had No Business With Igbo by ford101: 7:40pm On Jul 25, 2021
Nice one.tell them.igbos are war people even women are battle ready.read about the Igbo landing how even women matched over board at the command of there high chief.or is it about the Aba women's riot.you can't even enslave an Igbo woman let alone an Igbo man.if you enslave an Igbo child he becomes a king among you and rule your children.its as simple as that.go and ask jaja Nwachukwu.
Nairaland / General / Re: The Crippled Beggar Buying Fruit Salad. by ford101: 12:37am On Jul 25, 2021
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Religion / Re: My Friend Barry by ford101: 12:31am On Jul 25, 2021
shocked
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 1:42pm On Jul 24, 2021
madamthemadam:


you dont read or you cant read, you are a dummy, rest your case or rest in peace, foolish idiot...
old idiot go and get a job.only a useless old fool will behave like you.i have money to make am not like u jobless.how stupid can u be to keep replying endlessly.u disgust me cos u are dead and gone already. maggot infested dead idiot.
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 1:00pm On Jul 24, 2021
madamthemadam:


if only you had such powers, your generations wont be blaming you for their poverty, 100k is nothing, even if it means the world to gutter babies like you, thats to show how much poverty has marinaded you... Poverty and your stupid mouth will be the reason for your death...trust me...
I rest my case with you cos I don't even read what so ever an idiot like u puts up.
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 9:46am On Jul 24, 2021
madamthemadam:


keep fooling yourself, you gutter wretch, i have my own effing car, bozo, but you will never get that car, highest you will get it an overused car... Keep your tears cos you will cry, badluck and news is gonna follow you....
poor idiot.have you seen 100k in ur useless life.keep fooling around.u must die.and I ll be the reason u ll die.
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 5:02am On Jul 24, 2021
madamthemadam:


that promotion will never get to you, you will see it but it will pass your table... Every good thing in your life will sleep and never wake up, since you dont have sense....
Wow fool am about going to Lagos this morning to buy my own car.how do u see it.but for you u ll die a poor man.and all ur family members ll die too mark my words
Romance / Re: Obi Cubana Speaks On His Relationship With Wife When They Were Poor by ford101: 6:22pm On Jul 23, 2021
But the both have same nose.the are related.
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 6:14pm On Jul 23, 2021
madamthemadam:


hear this, you shall lose all you have worked for and love in the next 12 months, wait and see... Get ready, your demotion is coming with full speed.... Suffering is locating you.
you are a fool.infact my promotion is on its way.u must die.u ll sleep and u ll not wake up.i can see that that's the only way you ll learn
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 4:55pm On Jul 23, 2021
madamthemadam:


mark my words too, this curse and many more shall return to you and your worthless generation... Get ready for numerous troubles...
if am still Samuel them wait and see,you ll lose two people you love in the next two years.
Events / Re: Itel Rewards Customers With 37 Seconds Shopping Spree, Promises Better Life For by ford101: 2:07pm On Jul 23, 2021
Ok
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 1:02pm On Jul 23, 2021
madamthemadam:


you are already motherless, so its easy for you to come here to showcase your stupidity.......
go and kill your self cos ur mother will die mark my words
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 8:01am On Jul 23, 2021
madamthemadam:


says a motherless cow, nigga eff you... Dumbass mofo
u ll soon become motherless useless idiot
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 7:40am On Jul 23, 2021
madamthemadam:


and you dont have sense... Mad cow
go and Bleep your mad mother at home.
Politics / Re: What Wrongs Has The Igbo's Committed? by ford101: 1:02am On Jul 23, 2021
I just don't understand Other tribes and the hate the have for igbos.
Family / Re: Married Men In The House Please Advice Me by ford101: 8:45am On Jul 22, 2021
madamthemadam:

please shut your mouth if you have nothing reasonable to say...
you are a big fool.
Crime / Re: Help Right Now! by ford101: 6:31am On Jul 22, 2021
What are you even saying.
Properties / Re: Please Judge This Case For Me, Between Me And My Tenant. by ford101: 9:58am On Jul 21, 2021
deavicky:
net of 5 years ago and u expect it to still be in good condition. My simple advice is to let her be.
so if it were to be the toilet sit that she changed, so she would still take it. Or if it were the door lock that she changed.
Education / Re: UNIBEN Orders Peace Ufuoma To Rewrite All Exams From 200 Level by ford101: 8:34am On Jul 21, 2021
seunH:
I personally believe if she has a good lawyer, she would go scot-free. For the action the school took to be valid, there must be evidence of malpractice, as in solid evidences like witnesses, malpractice material (phone, microchips, textbook etc) etc. That she wrote it on her clothes is not valid enough to make her guilty, any body can write anything. For instance, if I write on my shirt "I am a yahoo boy" does it mean I would go to jail for Internet fraud. The highest the law enforcement agency can do, is try to investigate me in order to get solid evidences which would be presented to the judge. Presenting my shirt where I wrote "I am a yahoo boy" to the judge as their only evidence would be toss into the thrash can!!!!
you have a point. In my younger days I use to call my self bad boy. My older brother who understood what I meant will always tell me. Do you no that others will really think you are a bad boy not knowing that you just like the bad boy piddy group.
Properties / Re: Please Judge This Case For Me, Between Me And My Tenant. by ford101: 10:28pm On Jul 20, 2021
Oga if it's true that u had a door net before she packed in 5years ago. Then ask her to put back that old net for you or let the police settle both of you.

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