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Problemkid1:
Here in Benin no movement ooh. No going out at all parapata I don tire to dey sit down for house walahi Na now I see wetin Musa dey see for gate

Benin no dey carry last na. Who wan die.

You go manage am until Coro clear.

XhosaNostra:
That's good to hear. Well, here's to hoping us & our families survive this without a sneeze *clink*

Lol, I don't think there will be any devilish temptations since everything will be closed, including my gambling haunts. I made my final bid today until further notice.

Throw some suggestions na. Give me something that doesn't sound like I got yam legs & a moustache, I be fine girl nau

Today! Hahahaha! That's a good decision. Stay alive to play another day.

Hahahaha! Make I see if you truly don't have those before any suggestions.

XhosaNostra:
I be Naija 2nd daughter nau, only waiting for a new name

Anyway, how's everything over there with this virus on the loose? Take care of yourselves. We may quarrel at times, but obviously we have no ill wishes towards you guys. Hope we'll all be here when this is over & done with.

Hahahaha! Which tribe name do you want? Make I dash you one now.

Well, people are taking it seriously here in Abuja. Government workers have stopped attending to people and requested you do things online.

But I heard it is more serious in Lagos were I reside. Will get to know when I get home tomorrow. Me don quarantine myself from here and will continue in Lagos. Dem no dey tell cripple say war dey.

Take care of yourself too. We will all get over it las las but stay away from the temptation of gambling.

Sure! Banters! Nothing more. Just catching fun. Of course, I am personally learning through this. Can't speak for others.

JaceBlaze:
Opportunists out there trying to make a living out of other people's hardwork smh.I'm impressed,Kenyans know how to sing Sarafina word for word .Sarafina remains one of the greatest South African stories ever told,I never get tired of watching that film.




Then look out for the arrival of Jayceon .One thing about us South Africans that I can assure you is that you won't have to worry about us playing hide & sick with your immigration officers when our prescribed time in your country expires.You can never remind a South African to go home that's for sure.We respect other people's territories and we don't understand why others won't do the same in ours...hence xenophobia.


Why sing when I can just hand you a CD?

I met one South African in Abuja. He lost his way home. Perhaps, forgot to go home. Clown.

XhosaNostra:
Una just shine your eyes, im go shine im congo las las. LMFAO. Hope I said it right.

Hahahaha!

Chaiiiii! U don learn finish.

Sure!

XhosaNostra:
Na laidat e go be na.

hahaha! how e go be?

Shma:
it depends, but for me I will go with 100m 17floors

The reason i don't take your 23 - 30 floors seriously. They are full of dwarfs buildings.

XhosaNostra:
Yeah, I want him to sow his wild oats , so we can have the best years in rocking chairs.

Ok na. keep rocking in rocking chairs..

Shma:
i know, but that is a gothic insults to some countries you know . That 18floors or 13 can make a huge difference

So, you want to compare a 100m 17 story with 70m 23 story? goan sleep.

XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Better late than never.

mtis, over to you young man, enjoy d days of thy youth while your silver years come near....when you will say, I have no pleasure in it.....

Shma:
I bet we'll still beat you, but that's a tiresome debate bro .. investing in a twelve floors towers is a waste of resources in Nairobi. We can do 18-25floors then,

I am not interested in 18 - 25 floors that are dwarfs. Either it's 100m above or 12 floors for skyscrapers and high rises respectively.

XhosaNostra:
Stranger things have happened We could be one of those "We met on NL" couples

Sure! You wey never ready...... na silver couple last last.

SUFFERInSMILIIN:

Are you happy that your fellow compatriots died?

XhosaNostra:
A long beautiful life

..........He will only dream about. Spare the poor boi, abeg.

XhosaNostra:
No, no, I wasn't aware that's what you meant. Why waste beauty? I can't do that to him Don't you want me to have a fine boy to go home to?

Hahahaha! That's kind of you.
Mtis, don't worry, your life has been guaranteed.

mtisTheQubit:
dont wait man...stuff already done.. kapish.

For were?

XhosaNostra:
Oh sure, it definitely will be his last

Hahahaha!

Make sure you bury him along with his ghost less he hovers around you like mosquito.

XhosaNostra:
Lol. Laidat?

Apparently he's also very hot, so I don't, but I will keep you posted on his prowess

Lmao! Really!?

I dey here dey wait una. Wishing him a smooth transition if that be his last.

[oop

XhosaNostra:
So you be another mosquito abi?
Then I guess I'll just have to force feed Mtis until he fills up, the way grannies used to do in the past

More or less

Hahahaha!

Mosquito wey dey lift hippo with one hand. Na dere you go fear fear.

I am not guaranting you Mti go fit lift hen after he his filled up but you can try your luck.

mtisTheQubit:
story short..Nostra thinks am a somali..aint a freaking somali...she just confused...she will be back very soon..

Hahahaha!

Did you show her you picture?

gallivant:
Which city is the ministry of communication tower located?

See with your small eyes.

XhosaNostra:
You better find the words oo. I'm looking to replace Mtis, he's skinny

Hahahaha! Lmao!

Mtis is that so? You skinny reach toothpick?

But me don commot for market tete and exactly like that oyinbo wey dance in shape and size.

I think you had manage mtis. Abi you big pass dat school girl?

XhosaNostra:
Wetin be twish now? I swear I have forgotten. Are you the bodybuilder?

Hahahaha! How I go explain twish?

Na ya home work be dat.

Body....wetin? not me.

I don't how to describe myself oooo.

Problemkid1:
Look at this foolish Mumu Zulu and you think your words are hurting me Abi ooh, Na so you reason am. you know me very well na no be today we dey know say yansh dey dey for back Na. Abi forgiveness no be so

Abeg, forget that guy put for corner.

In his mind, em sabi English pass Wole and Achebe. Bhuhahahaha!

XhosaNostra:
Anyway, which one you be again? I've forgotten some residents of this thread. Are you the one the Kenyan guy posted pictures of some time last year?

Tell tell me you have forgotten! Shuuuu! How can I help your memory?

Be rest assured, I am not. More twish than that. Lol.

gallivant:
I keep telling myself Nigerians wish they had skyscrapers.

Of course, we do have in 4 cities.

How many of your cities have apart from Nairobi?

mtisTheQubit:
ths is what you gave us...

Mtcheww! Wallow in ignorance.

XhosaNostra:
Na truth abegi.

I hear. *Yimu*.

XhosaNostra:
Looooool. No vey.

Hahahahahahaha!

Pretender!?

mtisTheQubit:
man ya on to ths skyscraper stuff again...you want to stress us to death...what happened to imaginary Tower ya promised to show us...

I latter did. If you are not satisfied, enter the next flight to Lagos and search for yaself, alright.

XhosaNostra:
Ahswear

I no believe.

You can do better thanthat girl.