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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:23am On Aug 06, 2012
safarigirl: Not surprised by the outcome since the show has turned out to be some kinda compensation show, Wendall 4 Munya, Keagan 4 Luclay, won't be shocked if the next Kenyan on the show wins. All was set for Keagan, the DQ's and VE's. He should have been disqualified that first Saturday for inciting violence, dude was a sec away from murder and Biggie didn't even punish him. Well, it's been a great run 4 2012, off to watch Project fame, Maltina Dance All, Gulder Ultimate search and whatever else we got this year. @forkadict, tjskii, ortopazz, and my many fwendz in BBA, SEE Y'ALL NEXT YEAR!
See you next year @ safarigirl by God's grace. Also @ ortopazz, tjskii and Ejine. see you guys. Shalom.

FIELD MARSHALL FORK ADDICT (retd).

FOR THE EMBARRASED AND DEFUNCT TALAIN ARMY
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:13pm On Aug 05, 2012
Seydou was lOoking reaally coool. And I must confess I like the way he handled the talia situation. He even stated hookin up with talia as his highpoints on the show. Nice.

I really didn't give a fork anymore about who wins since talia threw everything away. But I must say that I like the way keegan handled the winning situation. So calm and mature about it.

I must confess again that I love and enjoyed BBA stargame. So many twists, and intrigues. Lovely. Looking forward to BBA8 God spare our lives till then.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:45pm On Aug 05, 2012
Lady may is next. Down 2 two undesirable elements prezzo and keegan
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:40pm On Aug 05, 2012
wesley80: ^ Told ya.
I knew that d day she compromised d mission by forkin keegan. If she hadn't done so she might not have been evicted guy
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:31pm On Aug 05, 2012
Talia Is next to be evicted
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:19pm On Aug 05, 2012
Kyle is next 2 leave d house. Imagine wat wud have happened had talia no forked up
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:10pm On Aug 05, 2012
Wati is d first housemate 2 b evicted
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:03pm On Aug 05, 2012
Seen most of all the ex housemates. They are not looking bAd at all.

See d rubbbish keegan. See wetin he wear. That t shirt doesn't look good enuf to be my shoe rag. That is the shirt he chooses to wear for an ocassion as grand as this? The guy is forked! And to think that is the kind of guy that talia chooses fall for? Just pathetic and disgusting! YUCK!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:47pm On Aug 05, 2012
Ik not looking bad at all in his black suit 2nite. But am so tired of seeing him in suit all the time. The bro needs 2 be a little more flexible in his dressing. Nothin wrong with being a little casual sometimes at least.

Just saw a footage now when ik was reviewing the week's activities where prezzo thumped Keegan with both hands on the chest. Nw that deserves an outright disqualification. But because biggie is so biased and because keegan is soooo dumb to have pushed for prezzos disqualification, he stil remains in d game. Hw sad
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:37pm On Aug 05, 2012
U may try www.africamagic.com/tv

If its not there I am not sure there exists any site that can produce d live feed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:21pm On Aug 05, 2012
Grand finale on! Ik chattin up the finalists
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:14am On Aug 05, 2012
Its 02:12 am. Still no sign of keegan and talia. This makes it almost an hour ans twenty minutes ago they were last seen. Fork u biggy.I'm off to bed
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:03am On Aug 05, 2012
Its 02:03 now. Still no Sign of keegan & talia that guess are awake. But lots of wati, kyle, prezzo & lady mAd who are all asleep. Stooooopid biggy
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:48am On Aug 05, 2012
Biggy is a biiiiiiiig fooooooool. He last showed us keegan and talia at about 12:55 am nigerian time. The time now is 01:45 am nigerian time. All this time he's been showing to me prezzo, wati and kyle sleeping. The I'd.iot doesn't want to show viewers anything that will negatively impact on keegans votes. Biggy u are an I'd.iot and a very unfair one at that. Why are u trying to protect keegan.

@ All. This is foul play by biggie. I have bEen hearing heavy breathing since which indicates that some housemates are awake. He chose to ignore the housemates that are awake but chooses to show us those that r sleeping instead. Meanwhile, the time now is 01:48. Still no sign of keegan and talia. Mtscheeeeeew!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:45am On Aug 05, 2012
Wetin dey vex me be say d stooooopid keegan don dey feel cool now. So tey he don even change as he dey waka sef. Chai I don die.

He plans 2 fork her again 2nite. I can see from their body language.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:32pm On Aug 04, 2012
See as she just dey jump up & down like preying mantis. I no sabi wetin dey sweet her for belle. Mtscheeeew!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:08pm On Aug 04, 2012
tjskii: cheesy grin,good lawd,even in d shower,just saw d video,d babe was really sex starved,dts d only xplanation I can giv
Abeg wetin hapn 4 shwer? Av not seen d shwer video. Only saw d bedroom scenes live. Abeg describe d shwer event & leave nothin out please. Thanks
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:20pm On Aug 04, 2012
Yo! Exclusive in d building. Making stiFf bodied prezzo boogie down.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:50pm On Aug 04, 2012
I have played those horrible scenes over and over in my mind and I just boil with intense rage each time. I have askd myself many times what could have gone wrong. The only explanation I could come up with is that inside talia's brain is a very thin cable that controlled and regulated her actions in the house from day 1.This cable must have snapped in the early hours of today. Consequently I hereby recommend for her also like I recommended for lady mad, an urgent and thorough psychiatric intervention for both of them ASA to the forking P.


Abeg if bobo go even fork u 4 or 5 rounds like dat for tv, abeg shey na dat kind keegan? Sherioushly? ***imitating the murraforker***

In fact, God go punish dat guy o. If he even win d money, na igbo e go take am smoke finish for causing this kind of comotion in talia's camp.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:14pm On Aug 04, 2012
safarigirl: Since forkadict no get mind yap that hopeless, stewpid ashawo kobo kobo, let me do the honors. She even had the guts to open that her potty mouth to say 'she's just a human being' was Goldie not a human being? Junia the serial kisser nko? Did they disgrace themselves? Everyone will now know the sl.ut of BBA, even Karen was not this slu.tty. There is NOTHING worse than a woman who sleeps with a dude on reality television, who go marry you when everybody don see wetin you fit do? Yeye, useless, silly fo0l. Apologies to Seydou, who though, was a jerk, definitely did not deserve this, we thank God he left, else he never would have known the type of shameless wh0re he had as a lover. Talia and Keagan don knack finish, dem don collect their own prize, now 4 d people that are here for the dough, Kyle or Prezzo 4 d money.
I reaLly need u safarigirl to rip her to shreds. U hav only scratched her face with ur nails. I can't yap her as a matter of principle and cos of my love for her sis Tamara. So I am counting on you to tear her apart. Thanking u in advance
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 10:12am On Aug 04, 2012
As for the hooligan keegan, I am sure he wanted to fork her partly to slight seydou and ensure that he doesn't take her back. And even in the extremely unlikely event he does he wud still retain his bragging rights about forking her multiple times on continental tv and how he is done with her. That was his motive. Does he really love her? Can't tell for shizzle. Really sad hw anyone cud be so naïve & silly to have played into the dimwits hands.

And as for seydou, feel for the dude. He chose the wrongest girl in the house to get hooked with. In addition, he distanced himself from esperenca cos of talia. And esperenca ensured his voluntary exit. Who knows maybe if he had supported esperenca & hadn't gotten involved wit talia, he cud stil have been in the game & been a possible contender.

I will remember BB stargame for a long time to come cos of its crazy intrigues. I love BB stargame
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:59am On Aug 04, 2012
Meanwhile I blame africa for this sad event. I preferred tamara and I wanted her to be in UV instead of talia cos she was clearly the more entertaing of them both but africa gave me talia. I loved tehm both tho and since I cudnt have tamara, the least I cud do was to support talai which I did till she decided to rub sheet on all my time, effort and resources I have invested in the course of doing so. I mean who does that?

To further prove my support, I have refrained (and its not an easy task believe you me) from calling her names. And I have lots of names that will be so apt at describing the kind of person she is.

Tamara, I apologise to you on behalf of africa for sending u home instead of talia
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:52am On Aug 04, 2012
StateOfMind: LMAO! To be honest, talia really messed up. She blew her chances few hours to the finals cos of one yellow deak. Damn!! I personally had to move closer to the tv to be sure I was right about the moves under the bedsheet. Initially, I concluded keagan was just on top of her cos of the silence (no moans)...but seeing the rhythmic movement, I dint need anyone to tell me I was watching my sweet, innocent looking talia being screwed.

Now she deserves every name she's being called by ejine. She's a total disgrace and I'm sure she wouldnt have gone this far if tamara was in the house. I'm sure that one would have talked some sense into her, which of course would lead to their routine quarrels but at least, I think that would have distracted her a bit and stopped her from going all the way down with keagan.

And to think she was judging janette to last nyt with wati..goshhhhh!!!

That said sha, I await the last day cos I trust ik with his interesting questions and I forsee some kinda drama.
Maguy, I am not so bothered by the intensity of the act (the blow. Job in d shower, the 4 or 5 rounds of sexx that followed)its the timing that really disgusts me. She hadn't had sexx in 90 days and she dint die. Is it going on for a few more hrs without sexx that will kill her? That was what pissed me of to no limit. And just like u said if she had held on for a few more hrs till the end of the shw, if then she decided to get real kinky and fork him a thousand rounds in one night, no one wud have given a sheet. Furthermore if that nonsense had happened some weeks back, believe me, I wud have done some intensive and extensive damage control and I wud still have stuck wit her. But doin all that sheet just a few hrs to our victorious moment is like a contestant in a presidential election who the electorate was bent on electin as the next president now going on air a few hrs to the polls and confessing that he was an ex con, he was a fraudster, a felon etc etc. How do u think the electorate wud react? Wat hapened last nite is similar to this ilustration. Simply disgusting. Yuck!!!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 2:25am On Aug 04, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]So now that you've seen the koko, why don't you be a good boy and VOTE PREZZO?
Hahaa! Unintentional rhyme grin[/quote]Sorry but dat aint gonna happen. Like I said earlier. I don't give a fork no more. Let whoever wants to win, win.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:56am On Aug 04, 2012
Dear Africa,
It is with deep pain and regret that I hereby announce my resignation forthwith, my position as the field marshall of the talian army. This is sequel to the unfortunate events that occurred in the BB house involving Talia and the hooligan keegan between 12 midnite and 1.30 am on saturday, 4th august 2012.

I know how much of my resources I have sacrificed to ensure that Talia emerges the winner of BB stargame and the least I expected from her was to stay focused and play the game the way it should be played. It like a partnership where I play my part and she plays hers. I have fulfiled my obligations to the best of my abilities but I can not say the same of her. The sad occurence makes mw question whether she was realy in the house for USD300k or for a deak. I don't want to believe that she traveled all the way from Zambia all because of a deak cos surely deaks can not be that scarce in Zambia.How then could she possibly have lost focus just a few hrs to the end of the show? She just crosed the forkin line by her decision to fork keegan and the subsequent implementation thereof.

Atthis juncture, I really don't give a sheet anymore. The money can go to any of the remaining contestants even prezzo. I don't give a fork!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:37am On Aug 04, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]Lady May with all her madness as you call it is atleast intelligent or sane enough to control herself and know her carnal limits. With all her 'madness' she was still able to play her game like a One Man Army - A singular indestructible force. But what has the fake pretender Talia brought herself? Nothing but shame and disgrace.

This idiiot claimed to love Seydou all along; faked her personality to the fvvcking T; Was stupiid enough to go on judging Janette when she infact is a wretched skank of the most nauseating kind. All that goody goody act was fake all along.

Seydou should actually thank his stars Eve opted for that voluntary exit, otherwise he would have wasted his promising future on this filthy crack ho. cool[/quote]Fyi. Eve didn't come wit seydou as u stated in ur post. Esperanca did.

I found Lady mad interesting at first but later I got bored and bordom quickly turnd 2 disgust at the way she conducts herself around d other housemates. The girl is paranoid, delusional and psychotic. Simple.

Meanwhile I have got the confirmation that I need. Keegan forked her again. This time she was lieing on her side and he entered her from behind. Right now, I am stunned...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:13am On Aug 04, 2012
BTW, I say on the highlight shw a couple of hours ago, lady Mad's presentation and it only confirms my conclusion that she needs urgent psychiatric intervention ASA to the forking P
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:55am On Aug 04, 2012
Standing by to see if that girl will fork the stooooopid, hooligan called keegan again. I might stay awake all nite but I nEed to know if she wil fork him and I need to confirm if the footage I saw earlier was actually a sexx scene that involvd both of em.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:41am On Aug 04, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]Baba Fork, you just got served! grin WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! See? I'm the best fvcking friend you can ever have on NairaLand. I gave you the best advice - to save your airtime for CallerTunez - but alas, you didn't listen cool[/quote]First I need to confirm that what I saw was actually both of them forking. I will then make my revised position known to africa
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:13am On Aug 04, 2012
The time is a few minutes past 12midnite. And I saw keegan & Talia under d sheets & it seems liike they forked. We, soldiers of the talian army are still awake, in the cold fighting, trying to conquer africa for her meanwhile she dey fork for BB house? I need to confirm what I saw but if true? Then it is totally unacceptable...
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 5:20pm On Aug 03, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]Pssssh! Dat one no be even wetin we dey ask you. Much as you may be singing the Talian anthem (abi na eulogy now sef), there's still that little assshole called "reality", and if you've lived long enough on this green earth, you'd be aware how much a killjoy he is grin

You wanno know what our common enemy Reality is really cooking? grin

Here goes:

1. Going by Seydou's recent Facebook update on his page "Seydou Soumare Official" (where he's officially dumped Talia), Talia don already help herself LOSE the Angolan vote - the one we were so sure she'd get beside Zambia.
And that's just number one o grin

2. Those explanations you just gave would only be potent in an ideal world where crowds actually sat down to weigh in on facts before acting. Oh... But we're not in an ideal world now, are we?

3. Seydou, being the most popular housemate outside the house right now, commands a lot of fans (remember his eviction was only a voluntary one, all thanks to Esperanca), and Africa really feels sad for him now, so expect that wrath to crush Talia and her now-scanty fanbase on the final day.

4. Taking Africa's default hatred for hoes into consideration, omo bobo, I'd advice you not to waste your airtime on that futile venture, and use it instead in subscribing to a decent CallerTunez jam grin[/quote]Ok I'm less busy so i can now respond to this ;
1. Seydou is only behaving like a child that he is. he is just an egocentric, vain and disgusting murraforker. He is acting all sore cos keegan was able to get down with his babe. Ola and Junia were an item when they were both in the house. Ola had to voluntarily exit the house due to ill health and a few days later, junia was already kissing Lee or malonza. Did Ola go on the internet to spite her?No. he didnt cos he is mature and realised that the girl is free to get down with whoever she chose particularly when he was no longer in the house. neither did he go on the internet to try and sway votes from her when she was up for eviction by talking trash. Now compare the manner both guys handles very similar circumstances they both found themselves. If voters are that dumb as to change their minds from voting talia just because of the nonsense the id.iotic seydou posted on the internet, then that is just sad and only makes their case more pathetic than the fooooolish seydou's. I wish you watched wati yesterday dissing the id.iot. He is only a loser. A big one at that. It is ok to vote for Talia. It is also ok not to vote for her. But to change your mind from voting her all because of the nonsense some crack smoking murraforker posted about her is just disgusting. Change your mind only of your own free will.

2. Yeah right we are not in an ideal world.

3. I believe i have responded to this in an earlier post of mine. You may find it on the previous page.

4. Let me ask you. What makes her a ho please? Cos she kissed Keegan and Seydou? Is that your definition of a ho? Is so, then SMH is all i can do.


Talian Army.... 2 days to victory.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:56pm On Aug 02, 2012
Wati just dissed seydou big time. Called him a loser but then I agree wit wati. He is a big loser. Wat kind of guy wil go on the internet & diss someone who doesnt have d oportunity 2 dis u bak? That gross and so cowardly. That only makes me despise him the more. Murraforker.

Victorious Talian Army

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