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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:41pm On Aug 02, 2012
[quote author=ella.b]And d kiss continues in d jacuzzi.
Seydou should get his knife ready.[/quote]I dey look am for here o. He never kiss her o. I think she has put up enuf resistance. D guy is only being a guy by being persistent. And she doesn't find him unactractive hence the little success he has achieved. But u guys make it seem like she opens her mouth in readiness to kiss him anytime he snas his forking crooked fingers.

All that,s just a distraction & nothin more. Taliam Army remains focused.

Talia for life
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:57pm On Aug 02, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné
3. Seydou, being the most popular housemate outside the house right now, commands a lot of fans (remember his eviction was only a voluntary one, all thanks to Esperanca), and Africa really feels sad for him now, so expect that wrath to crush Talia and her now-scanty fanbase on the final day.

4. Taking Africa's default hatred for hoes into consideration, omo bobo, I'd advice you not to waste your airtime on that futile venture, and use it instead in subscribing to a decent CallerTunez jam grin[/quote]For starters, ur point number 3 na big lie. So 4 ur mind seydou popular pass Ola, Chris, Zainab, Rocki. U sure say you look dis show at all?

Team talia still
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:13pm On Aug 02, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]Oh, and I forgot to mention sef... Aren't Kevin and Elizabeth Pam happily married with a beautiful daughter Malaika?
Abi dat one no follow for BB relationships again huh[/quote]Na fone I dey take control tins nw. So at me spare time, I wil respond 2 d post before dis one.

Guy, you no look BB the revolution. I can't cal wat dey had anythin. Dat is if they even had sometin in d first place. Kelvin only 'toasted' elizabeth thruout her stay in d house. He practically licked her asssssss al thru d shw.na dat one be relationship? Fyi she agreed 2 mary him cos of d money he won. Do u think if kelvin hadn't won, she wud hav agreed 2 mary kelvin? Smh

Talian army. No shakin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:52pm On Aug 02, 2012
safarigirl: guy, your thesis get comma, Angola won't vote Talia, not after what she did with Keagan. Bots would NEVER vote against SA, Keagan gets their vote, ROA goes to whoever Naija votes, Kyle gets their vote. In the end, Talia gets just one vote, Keagan gets 4 or 5, I don't see Ghana voting Wati over Keagan or Talia, Lady May, 2, Prezzo, 3 or 4, Angola might vote him, Wati, one, Kyle, 3 or 4, again Angola might go his way. Prezzo could actually steal this one in the end. @ forkadict, sorry to say, Talia can't win, she'll lose with Seydou, Keagan and the money, her case can't be salvaged.
Na we dey d battle front, na we sabi as d tin dey roll. Una dey dia dey deceive unasef wit lie lie statistics.

Just came emerged from a closed door meeting wit my generals demandin an update on d status of d war and their feedback is very encouragin. Wetin I just know be say on sunday, when IK anounce winner, some people go open dem mouth, dem no go fit close am again.

No matter d beef, wit Talia we stand.

Talian Army
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:33pm On Aug 02, 2012
BTW I don talk am b4 say plus keegan o, plus seydou o, I no send d two of dem.

@ All. Una no go cool down give Talia dis money jeje. Na so una go do till Prezo go win dat money.

Talian Army, no shakin
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:22pm On Aug 02, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]grin grin
Bia, Baba Fork, you get luck say na BB I dey use right now. If not, I for properly siddon to open that your Talia's nyash on this thread... But me sef don taya to type for now. But don't rejoice yet... It's only temporary grin

In the mean time, I'll leave this picture for those on this thread curious about the Talia betrayal of Seydou I was talking about..



There you have it. Making out with her boyfriend's arch enemy, Keagan.
I wonder how Seydou might be feeling right now.[/quote]So na d pix wey u get be dat wey u dey shout? I tink say u get pix where keegan dey fork her ni. U no get dat one?
FYI no serious relationship can ever b sustained inside BB house in my own view. Na freestylin we dey cal wetin she do so. She & seydou might hav been an item b4 he left d house but was he her husband? Nope. Was he her fiancee? Nope. Was he her boyfriend? Not clear. So what is d big forkin deal if she cuddles another guy? Na wa o. Make una free my chic abeg.

But still on still, I dey wit Talia.


Talian Army... Victory is only a matter of days away.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 1:40pm On Aug 02, 2012
fork adict: I feel we all are agreed on one point which is that all the finalists in this year BBA are whack. But unfortunately, we have to bless one out of the whack lot with USD300k.

Should it be Lady may? Hell no! Perhaps until before DV was scrapped, i used to enjoy her antics and her childish mannerisms. But then i got bored with that and boredom quickly metamorphosed to disgust by the revelation of her anti-social side. She needs to see a psychiatrist imeediately she leaves the house on Sunday. her distrust or fear of people needs psychiatric evaluation. No matter how much you dislike your fellow housemates, you should be able to accommodate and live with them no matter what. That is maturity. But then she proved to the whole world that she is not mature one freaking bit. And by the way, the primary objective of the BB show is to prove to the whole world how well you can interact with other individuals from a different background to yours. She has failed woefully to prove this. Is this the person we should bless with USD300,000? I really wonder what those that have been voting for her relentlessly these past few weeks see in her. PLEASE AFRICA, THIS IS NOT A WORTHY CANDIADATE IF WE ARE TO BASE OUR JUDGEMENT ON MERIT. WITHOUT ANY SENTIMENT.

Should it be keegan? Again hell No! I have always had a major issue with this guy's speech defects from day 1. He pronounces the consonant s as sh. for example, he pronounces nice as naish etc. This irritates and infuriates the sheet out of me. and i see no reason why someone that persistently annoys me should be given USD300k. Omo no be small money we dey yarn o. Although, he was very competitive, winning the HOH title about 5 times but hey na HOH i go chop? Maguy na entertainment i go chop o. So guy, abeg vamoose.

Should it be Prezzo? please let me conserve my space and time. BUT I HEREBY STATE THAT IF THIS GUY WINS THIS SHOW FOR WHATEVER REASON, I WILL PLACE AN EMBARGO ON MY DSTV FOR AT LEAST 1 YEAR. I WILL GET ME STARTIMES. BLOODY MURRAFORKER.
But i must mention that the guy is a sound strategist and very articulate. i like his diary sessions. My major grouse with him is his backstabbing abilities and his meanness which i simply can not find words to describe.

Should it be Kyle? God forbid. naturally, whenever BB ends, there must be many instances about the winner's conduct in the house that will keep making me remember him or her for a while after the show. But in this guy's case, having taken a full evaluation of his conduct in the house, i found that there is nothing to remeember about gis conduct in the house. Absolutely nothing. Matter of fact, he reminds me of CODE the malawian? housemate from BB all stars. they both have similar demeanors. Both are calm dudes and are on the reserved side. and Code got booted out shortly into the show. I feel that he made it to UV no thanks to Biggie. assuming he was up for eviction against someone like TALIA or even Keegan, I am positive that he too would have been booted out a long time ago. So why then do people want to give away USD300,000 just like that to this guy for being calm? What has changed about him or his conduct in the house to suddenly make him the ANNOINTED ONE? Nothing!!!!! My conclusion is that he too is an unworthy candidate for the prize money. BTW, in case we lose focus, i need to emphasize that we are talking about USD300k here people.



TALIAN ARMY.... VICTORY IN SIGHT ON THE MISSION TO CONQUER AFRICA FOR TALIA
Should it be Wati? I can bet with anyone on anything that this dude's life will be far worse off if we give him the moola than if we didnt. The money might kill him. Likely cause of death will be alchohol induced action like drunk driving, diabetes, etc. Wati bawo?


Should it then be TALIA? But of course for the following reasons:
1. She is intelligent, and so she will invest the money wisely.
2. She sings well. At least she has got a far better sounding voice than Goldie who claims to be a musician. Although, i dont know why she doesnt sing often.
3. She dances well.
4. I dont think she is from a confortable background. Giving her the money might be considered as an act of charity to mankind.
5. She is pretty. The only girl that has 2 dudes competing desperately for her love.

Need I say more? VOTE WISELY, VOTE THE QUEEN OF THE SCREEN. TALIA.


TEAM TALIA........ EVEN AFTER BB STARGAME
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:51pm On Aug 02, 2012
safarigirl: you never still defend your Talia, in case you see no bad side in her, her mistreatment of Tamara and whatever crap she was doin with the Pakistani boko haramist is a definite let down, plus, the chic has done NOTHING memorable either. In 3 months, I won't say 'one time Talia confronted so and so...' 'she said...' NOTHING, save for her dancing, which in fact, doesn't count. At least I will remember Maneta, Roki, DKB, Zainab for their confrontations, Barbs and Prezzo for their 'talk' the first Saturday, Keagan, for that crazy fight he had the first Saturday night, Ola and Chris cos they made me laugh, Seydou as the jerk, Goldie as emotionally unstable, Keitta the dirty Azonto boy, Mampi the dancer, Jannette the drunk smallie, Lee the nerd, Jessica and Luke the humpers, Junia the serial kisser, Hilda the Paloma. Any name not mentioned holds no memories. Talia is just as empty, if not more than Kyle, at least he was viewed as a threat enough to be swapped twice, while Talia flew under the radar. In the absence of true entertainment value, Biggie might as well do a random selection instead of making viewers waste money on a bunch of rejects. Three weeks to finals with no memorable happenings, even Wendull wasn't half as boring as this lot.
I have stated many times before and i will state again. Confrontations have never and will never ever count as entertainment to me. That is why i HATE that fagggot Uti till thy kingdom come.

TALIA can also take the title Talia the dancer. That is why IK asked her to dance for africa on stage the same way he asked mampi to dance on stage. Why didnt he ask Goldie, or Keita or Hilda or Luke to dance on stage before they were evicted? My point is Ik only asks dancers to dance for africa on stage and for him to have asked Talia to danve means that she is truly a good dancer. Again so you dont remember her as Talia the FINE ARTIST? If you need to remember her for anything, remember her for the drawing she presented during a task a while back.

As for Wendull, please dont let me have nightmares. To me, that guy is unarguably the most boring housemate to have ever appeared on BBA. Even Nafe is a five star entertainer when compared with wendull cos Nafe can really act. But Wendullhuhhuh ****shudders in disgust*****




TALIAN ARMY ..... VICTORY IN SIGHT
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:33pm On Aug 02, 2012
safarigirl: Ok, just saw the incriminating pic of Talia and Keagan, dayyum! How could she? Don't even care what kinda wack azz depression she was going through, this was not the time to break, so much for 'loving' Seydou, goes to show, BBA love ain't real love. At this point, I'd rather give the cash to the one who would like to visit the bahamas. Forkadict, Field Marshal of the Talian army, abeg state your case cos the chic don fork up.
What incriminating pix did you see? did you see a pix of her forking anyone in the house? Anything apart from this is inconsequential.

FYI, BBA love can be real. Ask kelvin and Elizabeth.


ALWAYS FOR TALIA
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:29pm On Aug 02, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]Looks like Talia betrayed Seydou even after saying she'd be very upset if she saw him with another woman outside the house. (1)
But I'm really starting to put things together - Maybe Prezzo was right all along about this girl being highly unstable. (2) I mean, if she could treat her own sister (her own blood!) in such a cruel manner, then who the hell is Seydou wey she don sabi for only a matter of weeks?

And before y'all start to chide me with things like "Keagan forced himself on her" and the rest of that crap? Abeg -- Stop kidding yourselves. She welcomed him in, and openly told said perhaps her feelings for Seydou aren't as deep as she thought. (3)

Anyway, good luck to anyone still voting that schizophrenic olodo.(4)[/quote]1. What do you mean by Talia betrayed seydou?
2. And what informed prezzo's decision? If there are any unstable housemates in the house, he should have first mentioned Goldie and then LADY MAD. bUT PRETTY TALIA IS NOT IN ANYWAY, SHAPE OR FORM UNSTABLE. So he needs to get that much straight into his thick and forking skull.
3. She is just a pretty girl torn between choosing one out of 2 suitors even tho personally, i feel both dudes sorry boys are forked. seydou for being so lazy, arrogant and vain. and Keegan for being just downright stoooooopid. all thru the show, that guy has never uttered one statement that will make me feel like Yeah! that's maguy. i dare say that he's got nothing in that thick skull of his. i lost any form of respect for him (not that i ever had any for him anyways)one night when janette and talia were talking politics and the mumu was there. he didnt know sheet and instead of him to just shut the fork up and learn from them, he tried to bully them into shutting up. Anyways, pardon the digression, like i was saying, she is torn between choosing between seydoy and keegan. Maybe she was infatuated with seydou and she took it for love. But then none of her actions thus far has been out of line. A few maybe controversial but none has been out of line.
(4) Thank you for the goodwill message. The Talian army is relentless in our pursuit of delivering USD300k to our darling TALIA. But a point of correction tho, she is not an olodo. if there is an OLODO in that house, it's definitely Keegan.


SIGNED;
FIELD MARSHALL FORK ADDICT
FOR TALIAN ARMY.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:09am On Aug 02, 2012
I feel we all are agreed on one point which is that all the finalists in this year BBA are whack. But unfortunately, we have to bless one out of the whack lot with USD300k.

Should it be Lady may? Hell no! Perhaps until before DV was scrapped, i used to enjoy her antics and her childish mannerisms. But then i got bored with that and boredom quickly metamorphosed to disgust by the revelation of her anti-social side. She needs to see a psychiatrist imeediately she leaves the house on Sunday. her distrust or fear of people needs psychiatric evaluation. No matter how much you dislike your fellow housemates, you should be able to accommodate and live with them no matter what. That is maturity. But then she proved to the whole world that she is not mature one freaking bit. And by the way, the primary objective of the BB show is to prove to the whole world how well you can interact with other individuals from a different background to yours. She has failed woefully to prove this. Is this the person we should bless with USD300,000? I really wonder what those that have been voting for her relentlessly these past few weeks see in her. PLEASE AFRICA, THIS IS NOT A WORTHY CANDIADATE IF WE ARE TO BASE OUR JUDGEMENT ON MERIT. WITHOUT ANY SENTIMENT.

Should it be keegan? Again hell No! I have always had a major issue with this guy's speech defects from day 1. He pronounces the consonant s as sh. for example, he pronounces nice as naish etc. This irritates and infuriates the sheet out of me. and i see no reason why someone that persistently annoys me should be given USD300k. Omo no be small money we dey yarn o. Although, he was very competitive, winning the HOH title about 5 times but hey na HOH i go chop? Maguy na entertainment i go chop o. So guy, abeg vamoose.

Should it be Prezzo? please let me conserve my space and time. BUT I HEREBY STATE THAT IF THIS GUY WINS THIS SHOW FOR WHATEVER REASON, I WILL PLACE AN EMBARGO ON MY DSTV FOR AT LEAST 1 YEAR. I WILL GET ME STARTIMES. BLOODY MURRAFORKER.
But i must mention that the guy is a sound strategist and very articulate. i like his diary sessions. My major grouse with him is his backstabbing abilities and his meanness which i simply can not find words to describe.

Should it be Kyle? God forbid. naturally, whenever BB ends, there must be many instances about the winner's conduct in the house that will keep making me remember him or her for a while after the show. But in this guy's case, having taken a full evaluation of his conduct in the house, i found that there is nothing to remeember about gis conduct in the house. Absolutely nothing. Matter of fact, he reminds me of CODE the malawian? housemate from BB all stars. they both have similar demeanors. Both are calm dudes and are on the reserved side. and Code got booted out shortly into the show. I feel that he made it to UV no thanks to Biggie. assuming he was up for eviction against someone like TALIA or even Keegan, I am positive that he too would have been booted out a long time ago. So why then do people want to give away USD300,000 just like that to this guy for being calm? What has changed about him or his conduct in the house to suddenly make him the ANNOINTED ONE? Nothing!!!!! My conclusion is that he too is an unworthy candidate for the prize money. BTW, in case we lose focus, i need to emphasize that we are talking about USD300k here people.



TALIAN ARMY.... VICTORY IN SIGHT ON THE MISSION TO CONQUER AFRICA FOR TALIA
Politics › Re: FG Inaugurates Committees On Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by forkadict(m): 8:43am On Jul 31, 2012
I tire for dis mumu GEJ guy Oloun.

He dey always set up comitee to do evrytin. Commitee to chop, commitee to sleep, comitee to piss, comitee to shit, even comitee to fork.

JUST FIX THE GODDDDAMNED ROADS GADDEMMIT!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:02pm On Jul 30, 2012
[right][/right]TEXT OF FIELD MARSHALL FORK ADDICT'S ADDRESS TO THE TALIAN ARMY ON THE MISSION TO CONQUER AFRICA FOR TALIA
****Speaking in Martin Luther king's voice***

My Fellow Generals,
The inevitable moment we have anticipated with bated breaths is finally upon us. The mission to conquer Africa for our darling Talia has been launched. I need not emphasise what is at stake and the paramount importance of the success of this mission. USD300k is no small amount of money to give away just for the sake of it to anyone and even moreso to unworthy recipients. It must be earned. Furthermore we need to appreciate the fact that at this point in the game, housemates get very desperate. Fans get even more desperate and may resort to unscrupolous and underhand tactics all in a bid to ensure that their star emerges the winner. I hereby call on everyone to defend the integrity of the BB show by voting Talia as the ultimate winner of the BB stargame.

We have not had a cause to vote for her over the past few weeks and as such, i believe we should have ammassed enough resources and devised enough resourcefulness to achieve this aim. We need to vote, vote and vote some more. Those of us with Blackberry should utilize the machine to its fullest potential by voting Talia. In the kitchen, at the bus stops, while riding to or from anywhere, while in the loo, please keep voting talia. Those without the Blackberry and who have acess to the internet, now is the time to relocate temporarily to cybercafes or offices just so that we can keep voting Talia for the moola. This assignment is no mean feat and beloved Generals, we must not fail.

Do we need to revisit last year's disaster where wendull, who is unarguably one of the most boring housemates to have ever graced the show emerged a co-winner? Hell No! Do we need a repeat of a similar fugly incident this year? I guess not. How then can we save the BB game from this imminent threat? The answer is simple enough, by voting Talia.

In conclusion, i must emphasise the need not to underestiamte any of our enemies. No one should be underestimated. each and every one of the housemates presents a grave risk in snatching the money fromthe righful recipient-Talia. We must not let this happen. We must not let our guards down, even for one second. We must not stop voting. We should vote till 06:00Hrs on Sunday 5th August, 2012. We must not be caught with our pants down by our enemies, cos the chances are that if we are caught with our pants down, we stand the risk of being forked doggggy style. And i am sure we do not want that to happen. It is with faith and hope that victory shall be ours come Sunday. So, start voting Generals and i wish us God's blessings and the best of luck in this mission.

SIGNED:
FIELD MARSHALL FORK ADDICT
FOR TALIAN ARMY
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 7:22pm On Jul 29, 2012
ortopazz: na wa o! Safari on team Talia, hmmm......mmm na Naija we de o!, hw body, oga fork, tjiski, evrybody i hail o! Heard my lil J' is up and might likely leave,
TEAM TALIA sef dey hail you o. Hw bodi?

IK just announced that only one housemate will be leaving the game tonight. Biggie is just a blooooody cheat. one he should have announced beforehand how many housemates will be leaving and two, I know he wants to make as much money as possible so he wants to retain the second housemate that should have left which i guess should be Prezzo so that Prezzo's fans or (whoever should have been the second housemate to be evicted) will vote en mass to make the contestant the winner thereby making more money. BIGGY THE BIG CHEAT.


Team Talia.
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 12:15pm On Jul 29, 2012
Whats up with that hooligan keegan? Why the fork is he trying desperately to hook up with my Talia?

And i kinda feel for Janette the mosquito. She suddenly turned the BB resident reverend a few days back. Read the bible, prayed hard and even prayed for Prezzo What a transformation! All because of USD300k. An alchoholic turns reverend. Na wa o.

But I'll miss her sha.

TEAM TALIA
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:52am On Jul 27, 2012
wesley80: Do I smell "sour grapes"? Perhaps if Karen had lost out to an ultra dull housemate like Luclay did I also would have said last years edition was "the worse ever"!
Maguy, let's not dwell much in the past. But i feel that for WENDELL (abi na WENDULL abi na wetin be dat him useless name) to have emerged the runner up and for him to have escaped with USD100k more than butresses the fact that last year's BBA was the worst ever.


TALIAN ARMY..... SET TO CONQUER AFRICA
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:47am On Jul 27, 2012
SAGirl: Yes... TEAM KEAGAN HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING :-)
Very much allowed. It makes it all the more fun. But as you are entering the building, yall need to recognise the presence of TEAM TALIA. Cos we have been in the building for ages.

TEAM TALIA ROCKS!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 11:45am On Jul 27, 2012
SAGirl: LOL,
Fork Adict, I fail to see why you like Talia so much. I've never seen her do or say anything that moves me in any way whatsoever. She's so blunt.
1. She's intelligent. I heard her discussing politics with jannette one evening a few days back and i was impressed. Your keegan the dimwit had to shut them both up cos he felt so left out.
2. Can you remember when biggy gave them a drawing task a while ago? She had the best drawing. She was miles ahead of whoever you may ajudge her runner up.
3. Her crazy dance moves. Although i havent seen much of that since she got to upville. But when she was still at DV, those moves.... Even IK had to ask her and tamara to give africa more of those dance moves when he wanted to announce tamara's eviction and talia's elevation to UV.
4. She is pretty. Even tho, i cant particualarly say that i find her sexy. But she is pretty and note that i put her looks at the bottom of the list.

TALIAN ARMY.... SET TO CONQUER AFRICA
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 4:27pm On Jul 25, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]But that still doesn't change my deep belief that Keagan will win this show.

By the way, isn't it ironic that the same Kyle Ghana voted for, eventually put Keitta up for eviction.

LOLLLL! grin I'm only getting the joke now. Sorry for being so slow, guys grin[/quote]Team Keegan, if there's any such thing are on a long thing. Why r guys blamin kyle for keitas eviction? He (kyle) gave a good reason for putin keita up. He said that by his calculation, west africa will suport keita cos he's the only west african left on the shw. Its just a pity if things didn't go the way he expected.

Team Talia for life
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:48pm On Jul 25, 2012
soloqy: Naija, stand up for Kyle
We have been standing for him since monday. But only for this week. Next wk, Naija shall not only stand but fight for our daring Talia.

The Talian Army
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 3:38pm On Jul 25, 2012
wesley80: Wht sort of drivel is this? Are we primary school kids wey you go dey tell all these moonlight tales? Look just respect yourself o, Somebody like Forkaddict wey get 3kids dey here you dey tell us tortoise and frog story, you no even fear to post that picture wey people done see since 4years ago? Take your time o, last warning.
On a serious note, Prezzo ain't as bad as we r making him look (Did I just say that?) Uhmm well, entertainment - wise I meant, at least the guy has brought some serious controversy and unpleasant drama so he deserves his fame (like he wasn't already famous) all this talk of mum sponsoring troops and inter border crossings is just lame. When we were doing all that for the Kelvins, Utis and Karens who sponsored us? Prezzo has an impressive fan base and those country votes are there for the taking simply cos Naija has taken its foot off the pedal so guys pls stop hating. It isn't just a game where the best man wins but the man with the most determined fans will win right now, Prezzo looks kinda cool.

Ok, so do I want Prezz to win? Hell no! That guy reminds me of the Komodo Dragon(Do a google image search) and he CAN'T be rewarded for messing with our Rep, the less said the berrer, the guy just ain't it. I'm team LADY MAY or lets just say Team LM. Yeah, lets do Africa a favour by endorsing their WARPED sense of entertainment so when they look back and see how "empty" their contestants are, perhaps they'll learn to appreciate 9jas in the house next time. Come to think of it, its been like the driest BBA ever (I admit I didn't really watch) so its only fair they have a befitting winner: GO TEAM LM!
Dis guy, you don carry your wahala come again. Good 2 see you come on board. Hw you dey sha?

So you be team LM. No wahala. Day 91 don reach. May God spare our lives.

This years BBA had the potential of being one of the most entertaining if not the most in the history of the show. But very strong and worthy contenders had 2 exit the show prematurely under questionable circumstances. But still, I prefer it to last year,s edition.

**** By the way, hw far wit dat una Karen girl? Is or isn't she broke yet? And shey she don go put plastic for nyansh?****

@ All, pls pardon d digression. We should be focused & unwavering in our quest to conquer africa for Talia.

Still Team Talia
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:56pm On Jul 24, 2012
Hey folks,

This is just by the way. My sources claim that they saw DJ exclusive and Barbz hanging out at the embarssy club. And they claim the body language of both of em was quite intimate. I have not been able to independently verify this gist tho but if true, na im be say DJ exclusive is one hell of a lucky murraforker.

*****Baba murraforker ni bobo yen Oloun n gbo****

Dont mind the distraction please, TALIAN ARMY remains steadfast and focused on the task ahead.


TEAM TALIA FOR LIFE
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:17pm On Jul 24, 2012
SAGirl: My brothers and sisters,

Long time no speak:-)

Hope you've all been well.

I have lost total interest in the BBA game, but the last 2 weeks are always the most fascinating hence I'm curious to know what you guys are making of the game so far.

I miss those days of rallying together around the likes of Uti, and that exhilarating feeling of hearing his name being announced as the winner. And I even met the love of my life on this Forum:-)

Anyway, back to the present...

So we know who is making it to the finals:
- Keagan
- Wati
- Talia
- Lady May (obviously she'll survive again, and I can't wait to pull a MUNYA on her)
- and then I pray our wonderful Kyle also makes it through.

Seriously, if Prezzo survives this Sunday, Africa we will need to be ashamed of ourselves. And if he should ultimately win, I will never, ever, ever watch BBA ever again. But I don't think he will:-)

I would love for Kyle to win the game.

My other preference is Keagan: I was so sceptical of him in the beginning, but he has really proven himself a deserving candidate. (Zainab said he's a good kisser, he won HoH a record 5 times, and he's given us some genuine, world-class entertainment).

As for Talia... she should not have associated herself with that Seudou. And she should not have been in the anti-Eve/Zainab/Esparanza camp. I will never forgive her for that (I still miss those gorgeous ladies). If Talia wins, she's going to share the money with Seudou... NEVER!

Lady May cannot win... it would be like how that white Zimbo won last year. We can't let that happen again.

And Wati... oh Wati! he's so cute and crazy:-) but I don't think he'd survive winning that money. He'd drink himself to the ground!

So for me, it has to be between Kyle and Keagan. He he he, I'm well aware of Africa's dislike of anything South African... so I might be told to keep on dreaming.

But let's wait and see...
First, let's hope Kyle survives this week but he most likely will. Just in case we (Talian army) fail in our mission to conquer africa for Talia, i wont mind Kyle escaping with the money.He appears to be a cool dude. he has actually grown on me over tha past few weeks. Everyone else in that house apart fron these two and i mean everyone else can go to hell.

TALIAN ARMY
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:03pm On Jul 24, 2012
boljamogun: TEAM PREZZO'S VOTES RIGGING/ MANIPULATION MASTER PLAN EXPOSED

Dear Africa,

As indicated in the my previious exposition, Team prezzo are desperate to influence and hijack the will of majority Africa voting public and have intensified their votes rigging machinery for the past 3 weeks to ensure that Prezzo is imposed on Africa as this season BBA winner.

The evil strategies being used to achieve the above objective as unfolded in their master plan, composed mainly in SWAHILI language but decoded in English with the help of Google Language Translation tools, are as itemized below:

Massive campaign & mobilization by mainly Kenya & Tanzania fans of their respective country's voting public to open several fake profiles on BBA website and create multiple user ID accounts for online voting. This accounted for swaying the Kenya & Tanzania votes for Prezzo in all the previous evictions to the disadvantage of other Kenya housemates contestants.

Massive mobilization and encouragement of Kenya and Tanzania voting public on cross-border movement to their neighboring countries to influence the voting preference of their host communities particularly Uganda, Rwanda, Burundi, Malawi,etc. This strategy accounted for swaying of Uganda & ROA votes for Prezzo last week when Kyle was not up for nomination which encouraged Uganda voters apathy and massive usage of fraudulent international phone nos. for voting Prezzo while in Kenya & Tanzania respectively.

Massive Propangada campaign on BBA forum and SMS TV strap-line to give fake popularity impression about Prezzo and influence the African voting public to support their cause. This accounted for their partial success in securing Angola and Liberia votes for Prezzo in the last two evictions.

Commissioning of stand-by Prezzo loyalist foot soldiers on the BBA forum and SMS TV strap-line to attack & counteract any divergent opinion on Prezzo and do damage control on Prezzo's misdemeanors.

The source revealed that this project is being financed mainly by the wealthy Prezzo's mum war chest (who inherited her late husband wealth) and supported by few die-hard individual loyalist fans.

See the attached photograph of BBA votes riggers caught in the act, at the end of this article.

Please continue reading through the following link:

http://bigbrotherafrica.com/forum/showth...?tid=30109
Dude, as much as i hate to admit it, your posts (which so far have all been expository of Prezzo's fans' rigging machine) scare me to death. I dismissed your first exposition then, i think he had only 2 country votes? That was the week Junia and Malonza went home. The following week, he had 3 country votes and last week, he had 5 country votes alongside Lady May. I dont believe these events are just happenstances.I dont think his fan base and viewer acceptance can grow that much that soon. Particularly now that he really has no one he rolls with that much. It partly gives credit to your Team Prezzo rigging theory. This only means that they are gathering momentum and will only get more dangerous in the coming weeks. I dont know what will happen if Prezzo wins this show.I really dont know. Oh God! deliver us from evil......

@ TEAM TALIA. Please let us do humanity a huge favour and stop this monster called Prezzo. I beg of you all.

I wish africa could do me a favor by saving Kyle and Janette the mosquito. I will be so glad.

TEAM TALIA ROCKS
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:22pm On Jul 23, 2012
safarigirl: Useless housemates, all boring, only Talia 4 the money, not because she's the best, but because, of the pack of undeserving mofos, she's the most deserving.

Talia or Kyle 4 the moola, this year is 4 the BORITES.
You just spoke my mind verbatim. When d real players still dey who be Talia? She no get levels dat time. We chose 2 anoint her just cos she is d best of the pack of borites. I wil mis Zainab, Ola & Chris til eternity. Furthermore rather than Do humanity a disfavr, by letin Prezo win, I prefr Talia.

I seem 2 b growin on Kyle by d day.


Still Team Talia
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 6:11pm On Jul 23, 2012
bxcode: Please, does anyone know the title of Mildred's song that is always played on BBA? I wana get that song. smiley smiley smiley
Yeah d song is realy nice. But I don't know d title. And even Mampi's song too.I need those gbedu men. Can anyone help us out pls?


Team Talia
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Rivalries On Nairaland 2005-2012 by forkadict(m): 11:36pm On Jul 22, 2012
duality: abeegiii!!! give it to BEAF. the guy is the undisputed champ. the guy na real street fighter. he never gets tied. taken on the opposition come what may. sometimes you go through a 7 paged thread and its BEAF vs the rest. he never chickens out. he takes very difficult positions and still finds a vantage. what his motivation is, i really do not know. but one thing is sure.being on Nairaland is not just a hubby for him; its a job of maybe life and death. hate him if you like. you can't take this fact away from him .he is highly knowledgeable, intelligent, and good at what he is doing. those who selected Beaf for this NL job made the right choice.
Are you forking kidding me? Beef? Intelligent? Highly knowledgeable? You really need to look up those words in the dictionary men. Beef exhibits nothing remotely similar to those words you just used to describe him
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:12pm On Jul 22, 2012
Kyle just justified his reasons for putting Keita up. he said he thot that Keita would secure the west african block and that would have been enough for him to be saved. But then we all know better. Sound reasons tho but viewers feel differently.

I hope viewers will not feel differently bY the time my darling Talia is up.


TEAM TALIA FOR LIFE
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:08pm On Jul 22, 2012
boljamogun: BBA STARGAME WINNER: A PASSIONATE APPEAL TO AFRICA TO AVOID PREZZO WINNING BY MISTAKE

Dear my beloved mother Africa,

I have been watching with mounting interest the voting patterns for housemates eviction every weekend particularly the last two weeks evictions.

I have realized that of the remaining housemates, Team Prezzo is the most passionate, desperate, organised and dedicated to their cause of winning this year edition of BBA and are mainly composed of expectedly Kenya and Tanzania fans and the team have resorted to a number of wuruwuru (fake) strategies as depicted in the TEAM PREZZO thread on BBA forum composed mostly in SWAHILI language (but can be translated to English using Google Language translator tool) part of which are mass mobilization of the Kenya and Tanzania population to open several fake users Ids to vote using a number of targeted countries to influence the voting results of the targeted countries, massive boarder crossing of Team Prezzo to the neighbouring countries to influence the host country voting outcome, massive campaigns & support for Prezzo on BBA forum and SMS strap line to create fake popularity impression for Prezzo using various fake user IDs as well as foot soldiers always ever ready to attack divergent opinions on Prezzo all aiming at harm-twisting Africa voters to the cause of Prezzo.

Never in the history of BBA reality show as a backstabber who rode on the popularity of abusing women emotionally to gain fame has ever won the game (check Ebuka vs. Francisca in BBN in 2006 edition), but the history is about to change in this year edition if adequate care is not taken by majority of African voters to avert this imminent calamity that is about to befall mother Africa because of the following reasons:

1. Prezzo presently commands about 30% of the voting population (based on the current popularity vote on BBA forum) and his fans are the most desperate, organised, committed and passionate for his cause. This percentage will literarily translate to about 5 -6 country votes in the final, mainly Kenya, Tanzania, Liberia, Sierra Leone, suprisingly Nigeria & ROA.

2. The remainiing 70% majority of Africa voters will most likely scatter their majority votes on remaining 4 finalists (housemates) mainly Zambia, Zimbabwe, Angola & South Africa(3 or 4 countries for Talia); Namibia, South Africa, Botswana (2 or 3 countries for Lady May), Uganda & Malawi (2 countries for Kyle) and Ghana and Liberia (1 or 2 countries for Keitta).

3. Majority of tennage girls & female students (not all) watching Big Brother and who have ample time for voting because they are not working are affected in their decision by mainly male look, swagger and bad boy mentality and would do everything to sway the votes for their charm boy who they fancified but cannot get (female attraction to bad boys theory).

4. Bad boys will always have the back of their own members and will support prezzo passionately to win this game. A case of birds of the same feather flock together.

5. There is a sudden upsurge and growing numbers of tennage girls, female students and bad boys from Nigeria on the BBA forum & facebook who are actively supporting the cause of Prezzo in spite of Golden and Barbz emotional abuse and backstabbing by Prezzo. This accounts for the increasing rise of PREZZO popularity votes on BBA forum and Facebook which may sway Nigeria & ROA votes for Prezzo from this weekend eviction to the final day.

6. Never in the history of BBA game has West Africa voting block been divided but for this year edition and the voting block, with the exception of Ghana for Keitta, are up for grab because of greed, lack of unity and cohesion. At the moment Nigeria, Seirra Leone and Liberia votes are in the bag for Prezzo to loose, no thank to tennage girls, female students and bad boys in the region.

SUGGESTION:

Looking at the above enumerated imminent danger of crowning a backstabber, ultimate snitch and emotional abuser with $300,000 grand price as the winner, I therefore humbly appeal to 70% majority of Africa voters who are rational in their judgement to unite and pick only 1 or at most 2 deserving housemates from the remaining 4 potential finalists namely Talia, Kyle, Lady May and Keitta and concentrate and NOT divide their majority votes on the chosen or favoured housemate so as to be able to outsmart TEAM PREZZO.


In Particular, Nigeria & South Africa voters please arise, be united and vote massively for your chosen housemate together for common goal of Goldie & Barbs to prevent female tennagers, female students and bad boys from hijacking your country votes for Prezzo and prove that your countries are not MUMU, DUMB and cannot be captivated with Prezzo's charm/lies like Goldie and in case of a tie in country votes between Prezzo and your favoured housemate, the tie will spring in favour of your chosen housemate who will emerge as the overall winner due to your countries high voting population as the case was with Rico vs. Hazel in BBA 3 final.

Note: To checkmate Prezzo from mistakenly run away with the grand price and emerge as the winner, against the will of 70% majority Africa voters, the alternate favoured housemate must be assured of at least 6 country votes but comfortably 7-8 country votes to be crowned as the winner of this game.

Secondly, in the alternate to the above suggestion, African voters can start playing the game for the winner from this week to next week evictions by eliminating potential competitors (who will secure more than 1 country votes aside their native country) to the choosen or favoured housemate and save, by voting, the perceived weak housemates (who will loose or secure only his/her home country vote) and therefore not pose major challenge to the favoured housemate in the final week.

Desperate situation requires desperate measures and a stitch in time saves nine.

African be warned of this real threat or imminent danger and avoid mistake and watch this space in the run to and after the final week.

I trust your intelligence and believe you will do the needful.

Thank you.

God Bless you All!!
God Bless Africa!!!
I have been forced by recent developments to take another look at this post and take the threat very seriously. Right now, out of nowhere, Prezzo suddenly emerges a level one threat.

We (Team Talia) shall convene and we will make our position known momentarily. Until then, stay blessed bro.

By the way, I would really love Jannete the mosquito to be up. i need to know what africa feels about her.

TEAM TALIA ROCKS
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 9:00pm On Jul 22, 2012
[quote author=Ejiné]Fork Adict just siddon dey shout "Talia!" from morning till night.

While I'm not disputing Talia's 'fitness' for the prize, I think this game has already been tailor-made for Keagan... That's right... The SA dude. Just watch as events unveil.
All these things wey una dey do here na yourselves you dey dull.

Day 91 will come, and you shall see.[/quote]Which Keegan? The dimwit? That talks like a re.tard? FYI Luclay of last year's edition of the show was much more game than Keegan can ever be in a thousand lifetimes and still didnt leave the show with a dollar. Talk more of keegan.

Well God spare our lives till day 91, then we shall see but until then, TEAM TALIA ROCKS!
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:22pm On Jul 22, 2012
What is it with Ghanaian reps and voting public? The viewing and voting public never seem to like them. Why? Right from BBA1 to BBA7, I dont think any Ghanaian has made it to the finals.


Wati is feeling so cooooooool with himself since he survived the eviction. He's been smiling ear to ear ever since the announcement was made that he was safe.


Strategically speaking, Keita's eviction has just thrown open the West African bloc for grabs and i hope TEAM TALIA makes the best of the opportunity.


STILL TEAM TALIA
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa Stargame; Official Thread by forkadict(m): 8:16pm On Jul 22, 2012
I have a reservation about this week's eviction show. When Ik was about to announce that Lady May was safe, he said 'In contrast to Wati P, you never behave inappropriately, you are always well comported,.... bla bla bla' (even tho i cant remember the exact words)

Straight up bullsheet. He had no right to say such about any housemate cos he comes across as being partisan meanwhile he should be impartial as the host of the show. It might be alright to say such to an evicted housemate after he has been called on stage. If i were Lady May and he said such to me, i might feel the viewing public's perecption of me and either adjust my game or maintain the status quo. How wrong a move by a professional.


TEAM TALIA

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