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djeezy: Nice thread. I think body signals will convey the message but in rare cases, the girl tells the guy. Last week i boarded a public bus and i sat next to a pretty girl. I got my shades on and right from the time i entered the bus, the girl has been staring at me, most times she would lean on my body amongst other things. As a sharp guy i just got the signal, started a convo with her and got her number. It was just like magic. As i type now, i am making huge progress.

You havent made no progress as far as Im concerened.

Fork her first, then and only then would you have made 'progress'

omoladeade: I hope these answers your question:
I want a man who is open,I mean not secretive(this will enable me to trust him). A responsible,cool headed guy. I don't want a hot tempered guy who gets aggressive to the extent of slapping or beating. Never been assaulted by any guy tho. He shd be working(not to collect money 4m him o) but at least,he shdnt be idle lest he becomes d devil's workshop. Shd be a christian,yoruba. Then, a man who will appreciate a good girl for who she is and not take her for granted. I'm not looking for a perfect man cos I aint either but at least a good and serious person. Thanks

Btw, i discovered you didnt mention anything about your sexual preferences. Please state those as well cos na those ones concern me pass

Elebiju: I detest people like u,just because she needs counselling does not give u the flimsy chance to throw a cheap proposal around Pooh!idiota!

Wetin be your business inside? na so una dey drink panadol for anoda man headache. Gbeborun jatijati!

Mtscheweeeew!

omoladeade: I hope these answers your question:
I want a man who is open,I mean not secretive(this will enable me to trust him). A responsible,cool headed guy. I don't want a hot tempered guy who gets aggressive to the extent of slapping or beating. Never been assaulted by any guy tho. He shd be working(not to collect money 4m him o) but at least,he shdnt be idle lest he becomes d devil's workshop. Shd be a christian,yoruba. Then, a man who will appreciate a good girl for who she is and not take her for granted.


I'm not looking for a perfect man cos I aint either but at least a good and serious person. Thanks

You first went ahead to give the description of a perfect guy in your first paragraph. Only for you to come back in thesecond paragraph to tell us you aint looking for a perfect guy.

jasmine21: I was expecting to see Fadeyi bustop in d post but was surprised when I didn't see it. Fadeyi is soo dangerous at night they're always snatching bags, fighting, or shooting der even in broad daylight.
Be careful when u're around Fadeyi.

Yeah right. fadeyi IMO is more like tout troubled zone. All the touble i have heard about occuring in fadeyi have always been a battle of supremacy by the touts in the area. So they have added robbery to the mix?

BTW do you stay around fadeyi? Cos you sound like you do. If so, can we have a drink together sometime soon cos i stay around there too? Feed me back.

Siena: I drive with both hands on the wheel - no exception.

I've done one hand driving in the past. However, this ended back in 1992 on the M4. I was on my way to Bristol, when I had a front nearside tyre blow-out. I was overtaking a coach when it happened, and the sudden explosion of the tyre actually spun the wheel wowards the coach! It took all my strength and skill to avoid slamming into the truck broadside.

When I managed to negotiate back to the hard shoulder, I realised the thumb on my left hand was broken. I didn't feel it when it happened, when the wheel spun in my hand, one of the spokes caught my thumb. I was really lucky, and ever since then, I've always driven with both hands on the wheel. It's good practice, and gives much more control in the event of an emergency.

Driving with one hand, to the point you feel "uncomfortable" using both is bad practice. Such driver's vehicles tend to "wander" when using both hands, as they have no idea how to keep their vehicles in a straight line. They grip the wheel way too tightly as a result. And when it's time to go for their driving test, it's often to see them fail, with "poor lateral control" cited as the main issue.

And before anyone says my car must have been old, defective, had no power-assisted steering, it had bad tyres etc, it was a 1990 BMW M3 E30 Cabrio, and was two-years-old at the time. And all tyres were fitted three weeks before the incident. It turned out two of the tyres had factory defects, which caused the tread to separate from the canvas.

Bro. Trust me, I dont impress easily. But I must commend your dedication to the auto section of this land and also your methods of answering questions. You always attack any topic in a deep manner and still making it easy for even a foool to understand. Big ups man! I guess you are an automobile engineer. Please confirm. Best regards bro.

chucksbadt: Pls i know am gion off topic but am still learning how to drive and all the cars in my house are automatic.......i want to know if it advisable to use 2 legs while driving automatic?....or is one leg preferable....if yes..why?

LMAO. Omo na one leg o. the other leg (your left leg) should be idle all thru.

[quote author=Okija_juju]When once I reach 100km/h I switch to driving wi two hands... I once sat in a car where the back tyre exploded at 120 km/h and if the driver didn't have both hands on the wheel, it would have been disastrous.[/quote]True talk. No mind all those LEARNERS wey dey form exper drivers. I no sabi when dem start to dey drive wey dem dey form louis hamilton.

@ALL, when driving at top speed, anything from 100km/hr and above, please learn to use both hands. It's best practice cos anything and i mean any forking thing can happen. When the unexpected happens, you'll heve the edge to better control the car unlike the driver who uses one hand under such circumstance.

A word is enough for the wise.

bigtij: Are you sure? I use that bus stop every morning by 5am

I am positive about the GT bank at anthony area. My chic had her bag shatched once by men riding on a bike. I read in the news sometime ago that Derenle was also robbed around that axis.

So for me, it is a hot spot.

quin9: 1st pedro,Charley boy(at gbagada),btw Palmgroove nd Obanikoro,there are always there to rob 4rm motorist,they escape afterwards on already waiting bikes(but with d ban it might be beta).We'll just need to always be very vigilant,that way we can atleast avoid or escape being hurt.

Na wah o. where una dey get dis una gist from?

I ply these routes almost on a daily basis and at night too and omo notin dey happen.

BEST KISS IN A NIGERIAN MOVIES AWARD? ARE YOU FORKING KIDDING ME?

THE ORGANISERS OF THIS AWARD ARE BRAINLESS

nA ONLY TEETH HE LOSE? hE FOR LOOSE HIN DEAK JOINS SEF.


BASTARD ROUGUES IN AGBADA FORMING LAWMAKERS. MTSCHEEWW. GOD GO PUNISH ALL OF DEM

OH Dear Lord, Please deliver this nation from the hands of the clowns disguised as our leaders that have held the nation captive.

For christ's sake isn't this supposed to be a basic meeting ethiquette? How can you r forking fone be switched on while attending a high profile meeting as the federal executive council's?

Jonathan and his bunch of confused clowns. SMH!

TouchDown:

I' d say its fab but even more when your girl is high too. You feel like the whole of you is nothing but a pe.n.is and she feel like the whole of her is nothing but a pun.n.y

JEEEEEZUZ!!!!1 AND HERE I AM WASTING AWAY MY LIFE BY NOT BEING ABLE TO SMOKE WEED. I NEED TO LEARN ASAP.

PLEASE CAN ANYONE OUTLINE A STEP BY STEP PROCEDURE ON HOW TO SMOKE WEED.

PS: I HAVE NEVER SMOKED ANYTHING BEFORE MY WHOLE LIFE.

THANKS GUYS I'M COUNTING ON YOU ALL

tunnytox: When he was knacking someone else's daughter he forgot how dear they were to their families? Like it or not someone must fcck your daughter, the ealier you accept this the better

Omo dat one na lie o. I ready die there o.

In fact even if she marry sef i fit talk say make her husband no fork her.

Imagine one dirty boy with hin dirty deak dey fork my own daughter doggggie. My own daughter. Lai Lai. IMPOSSIBLE!

moscobabs: ME NA CENTRAL BANK I WANT WIN!!!!

I love that men. Bloody bloodt creative.

i SWEAR IF NA ME BE pRESIDO I FOR DON FRUSTRATE THESE ID.IOTIC mTN OUT OF NAIJA TEY TEY.

Those gooooons are big time scammers. They promised a brand new aeroplane or its cash equivalent. I read in a report that they paid the assumed winner N64M. Now is N64M adequate to purchase a brand new aeroplane? But then its only in GEJ's naija that fraud like these get perpetrated openly and NOTIN DEY HAPPEN.

MTN, E NO GO BETTER FOR UNA

@ OP.
Please tell your friend to go learn how to smoke weed. It would be so nice for hubby and wifee smoking weed together.

BTW all those girls shouting weed is bad weed is bad. I sure say dem never fork bobo wey weed before. If a guy forks you shortly after weeding ehn, I swear your pussssy will never remain the same.

@ TOUCHDOWN.
How is your forking performance after smoking weed and without smoking weed. please i need to know.

Omo, I tire o.

I was served the same sheet a couple of months back. Mind you, I am on DSTV 2-4-7 and I hardly listen to the radio. So i asked myself on what basis I.diotic fashola and his goons had to serve me the summon. Most disgusting part of the saga was the threat to try me in a customary court. (Egbami ke)

Seriously, I can't think of any good achievement fashola has recorded in this second term of his other than to cause lagosians unneccessary hardship. Bas.tard

Person dey fork 2 fine friends the same time, (living the mega life) una dey there dey grumble. Make una no go find as una life go take better. Mtscheeeew!

IYA NGBALI: I could imagine her next song which would be titled "O DO MI LOMO" sing and walks away "aye le Enia soro,Kayode do mi lomo mo ra gba, o fe fadi omo mi ya"

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

@ Seun, please a word of advice. Nairaland needs a full time resident Psychiatrist. i swear. Jeeeeez!

[quote author=Lagos_Boi]swepid peeps, because she dey sing faaji songs don turn am to devil, all fuji musicians are suppose to experience same thing vice versa then if that's how it works, becos she get Bleep up naw don turn law of karma, We love her, she is a nice entertainer and she is good at what she is doing.

So beefers shd go to hell.

Signed,

Sinner's Chapel[/quote]God bless you for this.

But are you the same lagos boy on naija porn tube?

Tusky44: Marriage is boring. I have concubines and they are mainly European women who don't give a damn. OP Try this for a start and tell me how you enjoy it. One voluptuous Polish mistress, one thick Jamaican mistress, one mature French mistress and one slutty Latin American with lips like Ava Devine. Add them to your wify experience and you would know why they say this world is a Man's world.

Yeeeeparipa!!!!

Dis guy, I swear you are my hero.

Really and truly, It's a man's world

zeefever: My friends babe is always picking her nose & eating the goo. She also likes scratching her armpits & private part a lot. To be frank,whenever she offers me food,I refuse.

JEEEEZUZ CHRIST OF NAZARETH!

Nuezha: ...too shy to ask for s*x !



Married oooooo!

So she dey ask you for sex She get time gaan.

No be to just grab your deak dey stroke am? And if you no respond, she go put am for mouth and if you still no respond, she suppose lick your assss. Dem no born you make you no respond. She no need ask

[quote author=Richard.]We dated for very good 5 yrs and within this five yrs, I loved her like a wife, treated her as if we would end up as life partners.

I finished school and decided to further and this discouraged her from moving on with me and before God and man, I never blamed her for leaving because she wasn't getting any younger.

My problem now is after telling her I haven't gotten a girl friend since she left, she still calls and asks me to pay her a visit especially whenever the husband travels.

still sends me messages, calls in the midnight atimes. When I ask her the reason for all these, she will tell me that I made it difficult for her to stay with another man even her husband.

Last 3months, she put to bed and named the baby after me. Please what do I do, how do I let her go because the truth is I haven't had anything with a married woman and will never have due to the consequences that follow thereafter.[/quote]Eeeeyah. Obviously she still misses you. Speaking objectively, the fact that you bear Richard does not stop her from naming her mail child Richard. So the fact that she chose to name her child Richard (though suggestive) doesnt mean a damn thing.

And what's the big forking deal in her calling you? Cos i see none.

Bro, do what you gotta do man. If you deeply feel you need to hit her pussssy to make your life (and hers) better then by all means please do. Otherwise, restrict your contact with her to fone calls only.

Peace be unto you.

All parties involved are guilty as far as I'm concerned. Dr Sid for talking trash behind someone's back. Rule of thumb is there's really nothing bad in talking trash behind anybody's back but be forking sure that you have the guts to repeat the trash talking right in the person's face.

For the maggot that made the convo publis, that's gross betrayal of trust. Regardless.