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safarigirl: LIKE I SAID BEFORE, I'VE MOVED ON FROM GOLDIE, COS I'VE SLAMMED THE BAD AND MADE PEACE WITH THE USELESS, YOU DON'T FIND GOLDIE ENTERTAINING, FINE. I JUST WANT PREZZO OUT, AND THAT PSYCHOTIC MIDGET TO SEE A THERAPIST. Truce?

Truce.

Still on Goldie...

Its one thing to be in the BB house and not be entertaining. But its a whole different game when you now act in ways that infuriate viewers. Goldie's mood swings and the negative energy she exudes know no bounds. For Christ's sake, she was not the only one up for eviction yesterday but out of them all, she was the only one that became moody soon after Biggy made the announcement. janette (the mosquito), and Talia took turns to talk to her and psyche her up. Truthfully speaking, this girl needs to consult a psychologist ASAP and i will be glad if Biggy obliges this request. Com' on man, she's not the only one in the house but she has had mood swings than all the other housemates put together. Mtscheew!

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175: Some tin tels me dat mtn uses jazz. I use al d netwrks (as in having dia lines) but na only mtn r'charge cards i de buy. Na winch? I gats see my pastor oo

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

In fact ehn, that whole arrangement say rates fit low reach 5k/sec na SCAM. Like the poster above has said, we URGENTLY NEED NUMBER PORTABILITY IN THIS FORKING COUNTRY ASAP.

But i feel the only reason why NCC has been foot dragging on the issue is because MTN has bribed their top guns. (Just my opinion tho and let no one criticize me for this). Otherwise why the fork has the project not kicked off sll this while?

Me i no send all of una and wetin una dey post. na only that chic wey dey 190 profile i dey see since morning

Another Okija: I sure say na cassette you dey even buy with that cassette rewinder wey we been use during the war.. With that TV wey ehn remote get wire..

LMAO!!!!!!!!! You don craze i swear

I guess they will be teaching them how to make bombs in those schools

Another Okija: If you still dey buy blue film for 2012, then nwokem you are living in the stone age..

Nna. That is.... na you get ya mouth

[quote author=Okija_juju]What can a Laptop do that an Ipad cant?![/quote]Ipad no fit play blue film from CD. You sabi those 24-in-1 CDs? But with your lappy? Na carry go!

puskin: I believe the tariff u are referring to is the MTN ZONE tariff.......unfortunately U are partially right. Try making a call in the evening on that same tariff package....U might just be charged about 40k/sec.....MTN to MTN call.......IMAGINE.

Well....their time is UP. No more monopolistic prices.

What tha fork! I say these guys be FRAUD. It is the mtn zone. I made a call and was charged 5k per sec. A few minutes later, i had to make another call to the same number and i was charged 10 kobo per sec. I have no intention of going back to them as i stated earler. I was forced to make that call because i exhausted my credit on my etisalat line. anyways i was surprised at the different call rates and called the customer care. Imagine what the chic told me? She said that the price varies and can go from anywhere around 5k/sec to 20kobo per sec. I was MAD. i was like, these people still never learn o. why is it that they are always out to cheat their customers? I pray those idiots go bankrupt! I swear!

About a year ago, I started a thread on MTN's greed, insensitivity to the plight of their customers, and abuse of the rare priviledge bestowed on them by their teeming customers, pride, amongst other other crimes. I compared their tariffs to other networks and pointed out that they were out to kill their customers rather than add value to their lives.

Fast forward to a year and some months later, MTN is now charging 5k/sec for MTN to MTN calls? Is this not an indication that they are no longer as comfortable as they used to be? Rman, where are you? Can you explain why your bosses are now charging customers for MTN to MTN call @ 5k per sec?

But the sad news is, its too late for MTN. I am not going back to them. They made me cross the point of no return and at this point, I am done with them.

What are your takes people?

safarigirl: Nominations: Alex- Lady May & Prezzo. Goldie- Lady May & Keagan. Jannette- Lady May & Keagan. Keagan- Lady May & Prezzo. Keitta- Lady May & Goldie. Kyle- Lady May & Prezzo. Lady May- Kyle & Keitta. Prezzo- Lady May & Wati. Talia- Alex & Jannette. Wati- Lady May & Goldie. Final tally Lady May- 8. Prezzo- 3. Goldie-2 and Keagan- 2. Everyone had a problem with Lady May's stand-offish attitude. @ forkadict, you've still not defended your dislike of Goldie being unrelated to her relationship with Prezzo, Lady May is psychotic and unfriendly, and that's far worse than being too attached to a dude, cos Goldie hasn't alienated herself from other housemates. You're being unreasonable and partial in your analysis. I have decided to say the good and the bad when need be. My only problem with Goldie is Prezzo, I like her when she's nöt with with him, what's YOUR problem with GOLDIE, apart from PREZZO? If you can't state in clear ENGLISH her faults apart from this unhealthy relationship, put a sock in it.

I guess her disgusting mood swings are also hardcore entertainment for you right? Since you cited her acting a role and quarelling with someone as part of her entertaining qualities. You may as well cite anything she does as entertaining. Even when she decides to go to the loo.

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safarigirl: Nominations: Alex- Lady May & Prezzo. Goldie- Lady May & Keagan. Jannette- Lady May & Keagan. Keagan- Lady May & Prezzo. Keitta- Lady May & Goldie. Kyle- Lady May & Prezzo. Lady May- Kyle & Keitta. Prezzo- Lady May & Wati. Talia- Alex & Jannette. Wati- Lady May & Goldie. Final tally Lady May- 8. Prezzo- 3. Goldie-2 and Keagan- 2. Everyone had a problem with Lady May's stand-offish attitude. @ forkadict, you've still not defended your dislike of Goldie being unrelated to her relationship with Prezzo, Lady May is psychotic and unfriendly, and that's far worse than being too attached to a dude, cos Goldie hasn't alienated herself from other housemates. You're being unreasonable and partial in your analysis. I have decided to say the good and the bad when need be. My only problem with Goldie is Prezzo, I like her when she's nöt with with him, what's YOUR problem with GOLDIE, apart from PREZZO? If you can't state in clear ENGLISH her faults apart from this unhealthy relationship, put a sock in it.

AND AS FOR LADY MAY, YOU MAY CHOOSE TO EITHER LIKE HER OR DISLIKE HER. ITS ENTIRELY UP TO YOU. LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.

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safarigirl: @ forkadict, you've still not defended your dislike of Goldie being unrelated to her relationship with Prezzo, Lady May is psychotic and unfriendly, and that's far worse than being too attached to a dude, cos Goldie hasn't alienated herself from other housemates. You're being unreasonable and partial in your analysis. I have decided to say the good and the bad when need be. My only problem with Goldie is Prezzo, I like her when she's nöt with with him, what's YOUR problem with GOLDIE, apart from PREZZO? If you can't state in clear ENGLISH her faults apart from this unhealthy relationship, put a sock in it.

Do you have challenges in understanding simple english or what exactly is your problem MY PROBLEM WITH GOLDIE IS THAT SHE DOESNT ENTERTAIN ME ONE FREAKING BIT. DO YOU FORKING UNDERSTAND SHE DOESNT ENTERTAIN ME ONE FREAKING BIT. WHAT THE FORK DOES SHE DO? APART FROM COOK AND HAVE FREQUENT MOOD SWINGS? AND THAT IS ANOTHER PART OF HER THAT IRRITATES ME TO MY FORKING BONES. SHE ACTS LIKE SOMEONE THAT WILL COMMIT SUICIDE ANY MINUTE. I HAVENT THAT PATIENCE AND I MUST GIVE KUDOS TO PREZZO FOR HAVING THE STRENGTH TO TOLERATE (COS THAT IS ALL HE IS DOING) THE BI.TCH.

EVEN WHEN I ASKED YOU TO TELL ME IN CASE I MUST HAVE MISSED IT WHAT MAY BE ENTERTAINING ABOUT GOLDIE? CHECK THE CRAPPY EXAMPLES YOU GAVE? GOLDIE SUCKS BIG TIME. GET IT?


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fork adict: Nice one @ Safarigirl.

b][/b]******THIS IS FORK ADDICT'S PROFILING OF THE HOUSEMATES IN BB STARGAME (4)******

JUNIA: I will not call her a flirt exactly, I'd rather say that she is very free with guys.matter of fact, my chic nicknamed her AROKO YO. But there seems to be something with namibians and the opposite sex that i don't quite get. Lets go down in history. Meryl of BB all stars, Eddy, Erastus and Rene of BB the revolution, all of them with the exception of Bernadina of BB he amplified are very free almost flirty with the opposite sex. (seriously thinking about visiting Namibia on holiday). She got flirty with Lee too soon for my liking after Ola's exit. I love hearing her talk with that shrill voice of hers. Like many other housemates, she lives like her life depends on alchohol. Nothing for her in the game sha.

JESSICA: My chic. A very sweet girl in my opinion. Her voice, face, figure, and particularly her assss gives me joy to hear and watch. But i must confess that her true entertainment worth is close to nil with the exception of her forking Luke right before my eyes. I guess she possesses some supernatural powers cos she flies so low under the radar. She goes about the house without being detected by Biggies,s cameras. And i wonder how anyone can possibly achieve such a feat. It's failry better now that the house is less crowded so one sees her more frequently. But when the house was still crowded like say in the first 2 weeks, i would sit in front of my tv for hours at a stretch waiting to catch a glimpse of this girl's asss and at least hear her speak but for where? She was tooo low profile for my liking. If she had been nominated about that time, she would have been long gone.

LEE:Cant get far. Rather too quiet for a show like this. Like jessica, he's getting a bit louder now that the house is less crowded. Only strong point is his looks. Nothing more. I dont expect to see him in Upville.

KEEGAN: In the first few weeks into the show, i thot i needed to hire an interpreter to enable me hear what this guy was saying. I think(i may be wrong tho) that he has some middle eastern background. He speaks english the way arabs do. But if i'm wrong, then i feel he needs some speech therapy urgently. Entertainment wise, he's got it. Initiated some fake rebellion, bullied his housemates those weeks he was head of house, made commets that had me laughing like crazy a few times etc. i expect to see him in Upville.

TALIA:Like i mentioned in one of my previous posts, Multichoice really took their time in selecting the housemates this season. Emphasis was on beauty. This is another pretty chic. Exciting at first, then got involved with Seydou and her rating dropped massively all that while. With Seydou out of the house, she got her groove back. i can't tell categorically whether or not she'll make it to Upville, but even if she doesn't, i'll miss her.

TAMARA: The crazy one. Not a popular contestant amongst her housemates cos of her confrontational demeanor and according to her she hasn't even shown us how crazy she really is and I'm like what ha fork! If you con show us your true craze nko? Wetin for happen? I love her tho. i cant tell precisely why. I guess she is a strong contender for Upville.

ZAINAB: Unarguably the craziest housemate in the building this season. So sad to see her leave. She had the highest entertainment value in the house. She made me laugh hard times without number. Sophisticated chic she also is. I actually nominated her as the winner of this season's edition of BIG BROTHER. I guess her lack of self restraint messed her up and it did big time. She needed not to have physically counter attacked DKB. He would have been evicted nonetheless. I guess now that she's out of the house she'll realise what an opportunity to make a lifetime fortune she had wasted knowing the kind of follower-ship she commanded while in the house. I really do miss her.

PREZZO. aka Mr President. Like everyone else, he's got his good and bad sides. Starting with his downsides, this is some mean murraforker. Case in point, the confrontation he had with Barbz a few weeks ago. Which right thinking guy would say those horrible things to a fellow human? For whatever reason? Next,is his gossiping prowess. I mean which time engaged guy has the time to spend gossiping about people behind their backs? He not only gossips but initiates the gossip sessions. he assumes he's the best comedian alive just because Goldie laughs at his dry dry jokes. Simply a disgusting guy. His marital status is even in doubt. I really can't tell if he is married or divorced. But in his presentation i think in the second week, he mentioned something about his wife. Now the message i get is he is seperated from his wife. so i really am confused here.

To his upsides, he's very eloquent. he explains his point clearly with ease. I also find his respectful gestures amusing. Yes sir, Yes boss etc. He hasnt got a sound viewer base tho.He should be out in due course if he's nominated for eviction. His fellow compatriots generally prefer his fellow countrymenin downville to him.

@ safarigirl what do you understand by the last paragraph above by me on the housemate that i find as one of the most contemptible in the house?

safarigirl: you ask for one? I'll give you more. Last sunday, when Talia and Wati came into the house and Goldie laid down the 'rules', I found that entertaining, maybe you went to fetch something while that was going on. Then the Monday she attacked Wati, the one time many Nigerians were proud of her, what about that? Or do you have a case of selective amnesia? I repeat, you only dislike Goldie because of her association with Prezzo, admit it and move on, is that so hard?

Anymore entertaining moves from your Goldie

Again i need to comment on your consistency. You accuse me of not being objective in my analysis. Please go back and read my profiling of Prezzo maybe you wont find some positive things i said about him. Meanwhile, he is one of the most annoying housemates to me but yet, i said some nice things about him. Is it that you got amnesia or you want to resort to telling lies just to prove a point? my guess is its the So now, who got selective amnesia?

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safarigirl: wow! Diary sessions make the winner, first time I'm hearing that, Barbz had one of the most entertaining diary sessions, why didn't that help? Africans are hypocrites, is it everyone that watches diary sessions? People go to work yo! I'm talking general entertainment and Lady May does NOT have that. I've seen her session, hated it! She sounds psychotic, and re(tarded, cute on a kid, weird for a grown woman. When finals reach, SADC will have too many reps and so will need other regions' votes. Lady May does NOT deserve that money, after all isn't she a celeb?

And who says she deserves the money?

Even in the house, its those antics of hers that you describe as psychotic that endears her to people. e.g wearing those pink high heels for exercises, when Biggiy brought some clowns into the house? You might want to go back in time and watch those clips again.

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safarigirl: you ask for one? I'll give you more. Last sunday, when Talia and Wati came into the house and Goldie laid down the 'rules', I found that entertaining, maybe you went to fetch something while that was going on. Then the Monday she attacked Wati, the one time many Nigerians were proud of her, what about that? Or do you have a case of selective amnesia? I repeat, you only dislike Goldie because of her association with Prezzo, admit it and move on, is that so hard?

LMAO.

FYI. She only acted a script that anyone else could have acted and you ascribe that to her as entertaining So if Keita had been given that role would he have been entertaing to you?

Go back and trace my history of analysing BBA. I have never, ever supported attacks, quarells and fights as entertainment. So please cos she fought with wati just once now makes her the most entertaining housemate? LMAO

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safarigirl: LADY MAY & TALIA are the front runners, everyone else? Escorts! I'm still wondering why Lady May has fans cos she's got Zero entertainment value, at least Goldie's relationship keeps people talking, has Lady May ever made news? Never! She's just like Wendull, then some ignoramuses say the show's bout entertainment, puhlease!

Have you seen lady may's diary sessions before? she talks and acts like a child and believe it or not, it endears her to you. This is the major reason why she is popular. and are you trying to compare Goldie with lady May? please dont cos they are worlds apart

safarigirl: everything from Naija must be celebrated? Nah! I'm all for our entertainment industry, nothing more, and definitely not everyONE, else scammers and drug dealers would be celebrated too innit? Even USA isn't always celebrated on their continent. 2. Everyone knows I was... I am a Goldie antagonist, but no one will say I haven't said good things of her. Sometime ago, I and someone else tried to explain her psychological problem being from her upbringing and what did you guys say? "We don't care, she's in a game and repping Naija bla bla bla" so make she change herself cos of that abi? I thought the show was about being real? The chic has never even seen BBA so she no sabi as dem s'pos play am, she's just being herself. Is Goldie more anti-social than Lady May? No! At least she talks to Prezzn, Jannette, Kyle and Talia. Your only problem with Goldie is Prezzo, admit it. Shikena! Balance your criticism, no matter how harsh a critic is, he always states the good, y'all have failed to do that. I will call Goldie out when she's wrong, but I will congratulate her when she's right. That is where I stand, no partialties.

We are in the entertainment section of the land. We are talking about big brother so i assumed that that statement of mine means that anything exported by naija in the entertainment industry must be celebrated by the rest of africa. I didnt know i had to spell evrything out one letter after the other.

What good have you seen in Goldie? please tell me cos i havent seen nada. If i do, trust me i will mention it. Please note that if you choose to tell me anything good about goldie, then it has to be something connected to entertainment ever since she's been IN THE FORKING HOUSE. You reserve the right not to mention it by the way. So i await the 'good' thing you got to tell me about goldie.

Like say i no dey watch BB.

PRESIDENT, TEAM TALIA

And hey what's up with Keegan and his swearing. Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork Fork shaaa. I doubt if he can utter three sentence without uttering the word fork. Abi he wan be fork addict? But the guy is too forking competitive tho. he is head of house again? For like the 4th or 5th time? But sadly, that aint going to win him the money cos TEAM TALIA will be waiting for him.

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This Big brother game sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can say that again bro. Tha game sucks big time.

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dominique: lovebirds Junia and Malonza out. sad was hoping it'll be prezzo and kyle. how on earth did lady may amass all those country votes friggin Lady May!!! i don't believe these results one bit.

FYI Lady May is a strong contender. Same with me. i hoped Prezzo and Kyle would have been evicted.

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Malonza and Junia, i loved you guys and i enjoyed watching you both. Particularly you Junia. And no doubt, i will miss you both. i wish you both good luck in your future endeavours.

SIGNED:
President. Team Talia.

sigmundfreud: Prezzo the cockroach refused to die.
Twas fun watching Junia...will miss her big tummy and tingling voice.

So what was Davidshoo! doing on that stage just bouncing about?! Sing he no gree do. Would av been cheaper playing his song and getting someone to dance to it.

Word!

I even enjoyed watching his back up singer far more than i did him. But i dont get how these event organisers reason. Must artistes maim their own songs at shows? cant they put some extra effizzy like having a band instead? cos like you rightly said all the guy did was jump about on stage.His performance lasted a couple of minutes tops and he gets paid how much? Who says life is fair?

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ortopazz: mehn malonza mehn 4me kyle shud av left, malonza who go d gv me those kises, afrIcka .got it wrng seriously!

Main Niggy. i tire for africa o. They chose Prego over Junia and malonza? SMH

safarigirl: This DJ, I'm not feeling him. Na only yankee song im sabi? Hip hop for that matter, everything ought to be in small doses, yeye! No sabi work, a party without Naija jamz is a flop already, (1)

he could work in a boys only party, or better still, catch the next flight to US, generally? Mtchewww! To more annoying things, Goldie no just impress today, imagine the yeye only coming out cos Prezzo's song was played, after which she went back to sleep, na only she dem nominate? Me sef I no fit sleep with loud music, isn't it better to come and sit down outside?

@ forkadict & ortopazz, like I said, entertaining Junia and Malonza are going home tomorrow, boring Prego will unfortunately be here to keep annoying y'all.(2)

I don't like Goldie, but nobody is hundred percent bad, I've tried seeing the good, if y'all take your time, you could too. @ ortopazz, go back to your BBA history, Geraldine was the mute of BBA 4, the one Kevin won, she was the wallpaper. If Ola and Chris hadn't gone would you have noticed Goldie? No! Just like no one noticed Geraldine, we let her go easily cos we had the other 2. So my dears, Goldie is a bitter poison you either drink or ignore. Stop sounding like broken records, if you want to attack, do that in batches, don't make 70% of your posts on how wack she is, see some good in the bad or stop b1tch1ng and save 5k for your forms next year so you can 'redeem' our spoilt 'image'. As for that yeye Goldie, mtchewww, words can't even express her hand falling today, so I'll leave it at.........(3)

Na now i get time for this your post.
(1) Ortopazz and I have said a number of times that whatever comes out of naija must be celebrated by the rest of africa, dem no get choice. No be our fault o, Baba God noni. You countered us and in your exact words you said and i quote 'naija need to get of their high horses....' Now you say that a party without naija jamz is a flop already?? See, i really need people to be consistent in their analysis, it makes life simple. How do you expect me to feel when you tell me one thing today and tell me a different thing about the same topic tomorrow? I will get back to this point in a jiffy.

(2) You are right they are gone. Prego are staying. So is my TALIA. and thank God, we now have the power to have a different view of the same house. so when prego is getting to me like they always are, i will simply flip the view. FYI Prego might not have the kind of effect you think they will have on me afterall.

(3) OK....... Halt. You advise me to stop bitching about Goldie? that i sound like a broken record cos of Goldie? Excuse me? FYI you used to be one of her biggest antagonists on here. Maybe we were both at par. While it is ok to be a crossover fan, (i got absolutely no problems with that) it becomes offensive when you now assume a holier than thou attitude about the same thing you used to run down. The same Goldie that you said should be driven back home in keke napep now makes us sound like broken records cos we express our displeasure at how she is playing the game? To worsen issues, a few lines further, you called the same Goldie yeye This now takes me back to my first point which is the issue i have with your consistency. Where exactly do you stand regarding Goldie safari?

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when prezzo waka, i hope say biggie get medical team on standby, make goldie no kill herself o. anyways, i anticipate a major breakdown...

Prezzo psyching up the ever depressed Goldie again.She is feeling down cos of the iminent eviction. Oloun, this guy has got so much time to spare men. What kind of dulling girl needs a guy to keep psyching her up 2-4-7? Who knows, the guy might be feeling guilty of nominating her. But either way, they are both forked and I wish they could both be evicted tomorrow.

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^^^^ I can base 100% of my post on how wack Goldie is. That is solely @ my discretion.

About the bitter poison, you forgot a third option.... I could pour it away.

I used to be the President of Team Zainab club but i had to resign my membership following her disqualification from the game.

So right here, right now i officially sing up for Team Talia.

I know, its likely Team Keita or team keegan beat us to the prize but we promise to give them a run for their money.

GAME ON...

This dj has scored 100% in yankee jamz.

Lets see how he will fare when it comes to african jamz...

ortopazz: oga fork dis DJ on point jare, on point on point on point on point on point, on point, Talia killing d safe, the best thing frm kenya is dis homie, buh we nid african joints,
all i k abou is good music++
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wey goldie na!

Your Goldie was in her room cutting her fingernails. Why is this girl so anti-social? She only feels comfortable dancing to her songs, doesnt mix well with other housemates, i tire for this girl o