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ortopazz: oga fork dis dj de kill me o! Dj d6pe dieThe dj dey kill you? Me don die for here na!!! Na my ghost dey type so |
ortopazz: madam safari, howeva u wan look am, naija 4 Africa na Giant o!, 4here we be united State of Africa, just na few 4ckupz here n there.Word! In fact send me your postal address so i can send my ATM card to you for this job well done! @safarigirl, need i say more? |
The party has commenced. I feel the DJ's intro die!!! |
ortopazz: junia kiki or fifi, that her tummy too de big abeg, buh if it wil enable her being laid, me no gt wahazi 4 dia o!I see you ma nigggga. I feel you die! |
safarigirl: though I share some of your thoughts. I have to disagree on the following. Your ADVANTAGE 3. Goldie being a celebrity does not make her superhuman, befor that, she's a person. A person is allowed to make wrong judgements, being human, maybe you might not have made any, but people- and celebs do, case in point, Whitney Houston, who was married to the President of douchebags club for over a decade, he ruined her before she realised her error. (1)I believe ortopazz has already sent in a satisfactory rejoinder to this. However i need to add a few things. (1) Your first point kind of butresses my argument. You cited Whitney Houston as an instance but all the while she was with Bobby, she was under very severe public scrutiny and criticism. Why? because she chose to get hooked with the wrongest murraforker. Same thing is happening here Goldie is hooking up with the wrongest murraforker in BB house and she is coming under harsh criticism. So where is the difference? Moral of my story is as a celebrity, you need to ensure that whoever you elect to have a relationship with appeals to a significant part of the public otherwise, expect to come under attack. You might argue that its her life and she has the right to live it as she deems fit but chico, she has already given up that right a long time ago since she attained the 'celebrity' status. (2)I agree with you that life's experiences impacts one's sense of maturity. Even this arguement presupposes that all things being equal, someone with more years than another in a similar endeavour should be more experienced. Take for instance when companies hire experienced hands, they state the minimum number of years of practise in relevant fields they want. 5 years experience, 10 years, in some instances 15 years. Why do you think they dont go for fresh hands? Now back to our discussion, assuming all things bein equal, a girl should start having relationships with guys at age 18. given this, Goldie should have amassed 10 years experience and Junia just 5. You see why i normally would expect more from Goldie? being the older of the two chikitos? You said that she never goes to beg Prezzo anytime they have a misunderstanding. Wasn't the demo she had the other time when she almost choked on her own puke worse than begging Prezzo when she offended him at the time she was HOH? Even at that, I am positive that only one thing is responsible for her not begging Prezzo anytime they have a misunderstanding- the cameras. Trust me on this, if the cameras went off for some reason at a time that coincides with when they have a misunderstanding, that girl will go on her knees to beg Prezzo. She is that desperate. Besides, she has done it before when it was absolutely unneccessary. Why would she not do it again when it becomes necessary and when she is guaranteed that no one outside the house is watching? (3) For as long as Malonza can not confront Junia and say such bullsheet to her face, then he is blooooody coward. I dont have any issues with junia chasing malonza. The guy na fine boy na and it is not unusual to see girls throw themselves at fine boys. Matter of fact, i even have more respect for those kind of girls personally than their traditional counterparts who expect guys to do all the chasing even if they are dieing to date the guy. Such girls come across to me as bold and confident and these two qualities turn me on like sheet. So i got absolutely no qualms with her chasing Malonza. besides, when she asked malonza what he feels about her sometime this week, why didnt he tell her that the whole thing was childish? Instead he went on and on about the love he has for her etc. again, when she posted the message ' Will you be my strength cos i dont feel strong anymore' on the facebook strap in the house, why did he respond in the affirmative? as far as i'm concerned, what they have together is ok although i would want it to be as ok as Luke and Jessica's. (4) Again, she is doing all that she is doing and trusting Prezzo cos she is desperate for his attention. Simple. |
ortopazz: Advantage.2. A celeb from Naija, gurl it means a lot, not saying she is superhuman or anything but there's prestige in coming from a cun3ri like this, in an African show epecially, watch Jersey Shore, when they were in italy their American personality was something they stamped there b4 they eventually left.Nice one bro. Nice one. What you say about Junia's kiki? |
^^^^^^I cant compare Junia's case with Goldie's for the following reasons: 1. I am not against the fact that Goldie is in a relationship but I am very much against the guy she chose to have a relationship with. There is a host of naija guys that are better looking, much funnier, richer guys in naija for her to have a relationship with but she decided not to for reasons I am not privy to and which i aint willing to speculate on but the fact remains that she did not have a relationship with them but went ahead to have a relationship with Prezzo? Prezzo is not good looking, he is not rich, matter of fact, i dont know one good thing i can point out in him as a good trait. A guy that gossips, manipulates people, a guy that's lazy, oh God! I can go on and on. My point is if she chose to have a relationship with this kind of despicable guy, it means that she is either a poor judge of people's character or she is so desperate. i think it is the later. Now compare the guy Junia is having a relationship with. He is good loooking, hardly talks bad about people behind their backs, much more responsible cos i have seen him help out in the kitchen many times. ADVANTAGE JUNIA. 2. Can you call what goldie and Prezzo have a relationship? As far as i am concerned, they are just wasting each other;s time. They are in a relationship, yet they have not kissed since forever that they kicked of their stooopid relationship. They have never had special moments under the sheets yet they say they are in a relationship. Goldie reminds me of some naija girls that i have met who will like to spend time with you, want you to take them out regularly but will not be willing to fork you and for me as a guy, that is the forking bottomline. Now compare with junia, I leave the rest in your hands. ADVANTAGE JUNIA 3. Goldie entered the house as a 'celebrity' from NAIJA. No be anyhow country o, she entered the house a Naija 'celebrity'. yet she let herself to be toyed with and trampled on by a kenyan dude? She has proven to all and sundry that for as long as Prezzo remains in that house, she is his property to pick up and dump whenever the hell he pleases. A whole naija 'celebrity' being treated like that? This further butresses my point number one that she is just a desperate bi.atch. Nobody knew Junia before she came into the house and as far as I remember she has not let herself be treated in despicable ways as Goldie has let herself be. ADVANTAGE JUNIA 4. All Goldie thinks about and acts about in that house is Prezzo. She just carry the guy for head like say the guy na one better person. I dey always wonder say which guy sef? Junia doesnt play her game like that, she still spares some time to entertain africa. She got a working relationship with many other housemates unlike Goldie who has only been comfortable with a few other housemates apart from Prezzo. Once again ADVANTAGE JUNIA. 5. Goldie is older than Junia so i expected her to act more maturely but instead she acts like a baby. Junia is much more mature than she is in conduct. Lastly, its ADVANTAGE JUNIA. I hope i have answered your question now? |
safarigirl: that's just polls like the one tjskii's doing here, don't mean squat, Naija's are the ones bloating Goldie's figures mostly, yea Lady May should amass more country votes than Goldie, it's the Malonza-Prezzo own that's fairly unbeleivable, but again, it's just random people who may end up not even casting a REAL vote. You didn't answer my question.I'm sorry. I must have missed it. what question is that? |
[quote author=Nuzo']Goldie. 33.00 % (9241) Lady May 17.86 % (5001) Prezzo. 16.39 % (4590) Maonza. 15.27 % (4276) Kyle. 8.97 % (2513) Junia. 8.50 % (2380) Total votes: 28001[/quote]Before i go drink poison, taking a closer scrutiny at those figures, i guess goldie has only one country and that is naija. That does not mean she will come tops at the poll. Voting is by countries won. Someone like lady may will most def amass more countries than Goldie but in terms of numbers, goldie might have more than anyone else cos of naija's population. 160 million people no be beans. |
[quote author=Nuzo']Goldie. 33.00 % (9241) Lady May 17.86 % (5001) Prezzo. 16.39 % (4590) Maonza. 15.27 % (4276) Kyle. 8.97 % (2513) Junia. 8.50 % (2380) Total votes: 28001[/quote]Besides, what is the source of this data? Prezzo amassing more votes than Malonza ? They got to be forking kidding me. |
[quote author=Nuzo']Goldie. 33.00 % (9241) Lady May 17.86 % (5001) Prezzo. 16.39 % (4590) Maonza. 15.27 % (4276) Kyle. 8.97 % (2513) Junia. 8.50 % (2380) Total votes: 28001[/quote]Yo. i thot voting was by number of countries and not aggregate of individual votes cast. Are you saying that Goldie has ammased that many countries under her belt? make i know now before i go drink poison |
safarigirl: ^Goldie will be safe this week. I'm withdrawing Keagan as my winning candidate, his actions yesterday were low. How dare he berate Lady May and Goldie, but leave out that oaf, Prezzo, it's apparent he's caught the same bug that made me dislike Keitta. Don't give a sh1t anymore bout who wins, all are useless. Goldie isn't as bad as most of the others, doesn't gossip or snitch, and is yet to even give the lizard a peck talk less kiss, despite what may seem as foolishness. Junia has been all over Malonza, kissing and carressing the same dude that told her he liked Janette and was even having a relationship with her, Junia hasn't left him, and no one is making a fuss bout that, how come Goldie's own is now an issue? Una say she no be oriji Naija, but she get sense enough not to rubbish herself like Junia or Jessica, definitely counts for something, even if she's going about this ish in an extremely wrong way. I fear too that Prezzo may survive, but he MUST go, biggie will rig to that effect.You are withdrawing keegan as your winning candidate. tjskii has withdrawn wati as one of her winning candidates. wetin dey happen? what happens to the saying 'together we stand, divided we fall'. that aint true solidarity particularly when your guys have not officially crossed the line. now, you cant describe his yabbing goldie or lady may as crossing the line. To Junia's case. Let me tell you, i love the way the girl speaks. i love her voice, her diction and enunciation. Besides, i watch to be entertained. i am not a moralist, so i got no problems with her flirting with Malonza. like i described her in my profiling posts, i referred to her as 'AROKO YO' a term in yoruba which means someone who rejoices at the sight of deaks. I have always known her to be like that. It is her desperation that i got problems with. |
horny4u: Ah must come and visit always be centred around fork....commot thereOk wetin, guy and babe go dey do inside house abeg? To dey look mojo or to dey act mojo? |
[quote author=tres-chic]@Ayodhejjy, @adewasco2k, and all dt gav reasonable tips, thanks again. I'll take 2 it. One thing abt dis forum is dt we dont know each other & just go abt trashing mercilessly as if we are better off dn d nxt person. Nobody here knows me so I dont need any1s approval: am not boastin here but I can say dt am much smarter dn d average person my age, I kno it and Ppl say it: my pastor, parents, older friends etc say it. I repeat am not boastin, hav no reason to cos u guys dont know me. One thin abt me is dt tho I know am smart, I always want other ppls opinion on matters so I can weigh. I am human and an adult, I have feeling but am not a ho. Am not sayin I want to do it wit him immediately, just sayin its a possibility dt may come up, I like him and may not be able to resist. Dts it.[/quote]I dont give a sheet about your intelligence and smartness. But i am concerned about your looks, your s.ex appeal, your skills in bed... How would you rate yourself in these fields? |
KINGwax: *mimicking* i haven't been laid in 6months, i'm a kinda hungry!*you're a total biatch! One of my ex whom we are so attracted and kept talkin for 4good yrs hasn't been laid for 3yrs. When i tried to lay her like 8good times when we met ds yr, it was total war without a success. We still talk till this moment and since we're parted, it shld remain so until she's ready to go into any serious relationship.Wait first.... abeg wait first. Number one, shey na because your chic no gree make you fork her again after una don break up dey make you dey beef dis girl?because she wan fork d guy after dem don break up> In short you dey jealous the guy? cos he has a free punny at his beck and call? Dont worry, i am also beefing the guy right now. Imagine me whistling and a free pussssy comes running along? isnt that the true definition of LIFE? @ OP. The only issue i have with your story is that the guy had not been calling you regularly all the while he was in SA for 2 years? If you wanna hear the truth, here's the truth. 1. Don't expect any commitment from him. That aint gonna happen. 2. Believe me, i know how this guy's mind works. I guess he is not comfortable with asheees cos like you said, he is a fine boy. Most fine boys are like that. So he finds himself in Naija for a while and he needs to fork. It takes a while before you meet and fork a new chic. You first meet the chic, exchange numbers, hang out for a while before you finally get to fork the chic. This process can be tedious at times particularly when you meet some forked up chics that are ready and willing to frustrate you. Now this guy wants to fork during his stay in naija. He needs to fork. It's common with guys. When you travel out of your base, the desire to fork is usually sky high. take me for example, anytime i travel on official trips, the konji wey dey catch me dey nearly kill me. back to the guy in question, like i earlier said, he is not comfortable with asheees. and he might not be too eager to take on the prospect of hunting down and forking a fresh pusssy. So, he needs a way out. A quick and easy fork. Your name comes to mind and that is why he is calling you and acting all nice to you. trust me chico, the whole cycle of him blanking you will repeat itself when he gets back to SA. The ball is squarely in your court now.... |
kandiikane: Just don't make him take you for mugu, make sure he spends for what he is chopping.If guys start to dey call you ash.ewo now, you go dey shout. Must fork always be centered around money ![]() Na wa o |
^^^^^^^That is the same stooopid girl that has suddenly turned evryone's darling. Even her former strong antagonists. And its not like she has done anything spectacular to win their change of heart. That girl, believe me dude makes me sick. |
Africa will do me a huge favour by sending home Prezzo, Goldie (make dem go continue dem stoooopid love for bush) and Junia. As for Junia, even though i love the way she talks, i have grown to dislike her so much. She is acting so desperate. I have observed with dismay, the way she has been eating like a refugee in the house and adding so much weight over the weeks. little wonder why she spent sometime alone in the garden yesterday crying cos she thinks she might be evicted next sunday. and i ask, na her papa house? I bet she wont mind staying in the house, under the same conditions till eternity so long as there is a guy she likes that stays in the house with her forever. Mtscheeew! |
Quote from tjskii: Ok I officially withdraw watiz candidacy,he's no longer the chosen one,how dare he speak to my goldie(smh,cnt blv I just cald her that)in such a manner imm dey madt,stewid drunken idjit,the annoying thing is tht he wasn't even makin sense But Goldy represented sha,she finishd the boy with mouth,sadly she spoilt it by burstin into tears later,but its all good,she tried,shez growin So you didnt know he was a drunk all this while that you were preaching his gospel on here? |
Now, what tha fork is this sheet i see everywhere about voting Goldie? I dont get it. If i were to rate her entertainment worth, it will read negative. A positive entertainment worth in BBA context denotes a contestant that i enjoy watching. He or she amuses me, makes me laugh, informs me on certain issues etc. that is real entertainment. Housemates that fall into this category are Chris, Zainab & Rocki .A zero entertainment value denotes someone i dont give a fork about but who happens to be on my screen somehow. They are the dry type but they dont get me upset watching them, they only make me feel i am wasting my time by doing so. Typical examples of housemates in this category are Nafe, Julio, Kyle, Lee etc. Then a negative entertainment worth connotes housemates that get me so angry anytime i watch them. I always feel like bursting my tv and dipping my hand inside it all in the hope i can give such id.iots real nice backhand slaps and heavy punches. Without a doubt, Goldie falls into this category. She has made me feel nothing but disgust,rage, contempt since her day one on this show. Now that is the same Goldie everyone wants to save? Please can someone explain this to me? Why are nigerians so sentimental on every single issue under the sun? What the fork has this girl done on this show to make her deserve to still be in the house until this point in time? Now we have been presented with the opportunity of sending her straight back to lagos and people are acting all lovey dovey with the girl and trying to save her? Why are africans like this? PL-E-ASE @ ortopazz. I find your posts very challenging to read. Why do you always write in shorthand? You might want to write normally. No offence meant please. |
damoskiy: THE ONLY WAY AN UPVILLER CAN WIN BIG BROTHER IS ONLY IF THE CAN FORM AN ALLIANCE.BUT ITS DAMN TOO LATE.D LAST 5 WOULD BE GOLDIE,KEITA,KEAGAN,LADY MAY AND POSSIBLY JANETTE.OTHERS WOULD SOON PACK THERE BAGS AND LEAVE...Strike out Janette (The mosquito) from the list and put Talia. I seriously doubt Lady may making it to the finals unless Biggie increases the quota from five to something higher. Malonza seems to have a spot reserved for him in the finals. Now that list looks more like it. |
safarigirl: Forkadict, abeg helep ♍€ talk to tjskii, the sooner the truth is seen, the better. Keitta is digging Ǟ hole for himself, pride ǡŋ₫ arrogance gets one nowhere.Abi make i join her to yimu for you. I repeat, i dont like Keita one freaking bit but he is a threat. And dont be deceived by last weeks poll. Wati, like it or not is a weak contestant (i dont know why some people have been screaming his name on here) so even if Talia secured 15 countries and giving wati just one, i wont be surprised. But wait until Talia goes head-to-head against Keita, na dat time you go sabi how far. @tjskii Abegi, stop to dey mention wati for here. i take God beg you. I need to thank the housemates for giving me Prezzo's head for supper next sunday. He wil be evicted most def. Keegan complicated the situation by swapping malonza with himself thereby denying Prezzo the opportunity of securing one country vote which is Kenya.Malonza will have that. Once Prezzo is evicted, Goldie's position will be consolidated, she will be able to focus more and she might make it to the finals. |
safarigirl: Keitta isn't as loved as people assume. I'm so not psyched bout any new upvillers, they all wack.Omo, no believe o. As things stand right now, the guy na the potential heir to the throne. His only major opposition is Keegan whom i see is gradually waking up from his slumber. I dont like Keita one single bit but truth be told, he is a major threat. |
tjskii: My main man keita,haterz eat ur heart outOK. Since you are his self appointed PR Officer. can you please tell him to put on trousers sometimes? Its very rude of him to be putting on boxers most of the time. I consider it a case of assault everytime i see him in those boxers? I am still trying to track his hygiene. I feel he even sleeps in those boxers. I feel. I cant tell for shizzle. But im on that case and waiting patiently. But if confirmed, that your guy na DIRTY BOY SHA. Furthermore, how many pairs of those boxers does he even have? You got any idea? I'd like to know please. BTW. All junia does in that house is to eat. She is now so fat. Jeez! And Namibia no be war country. I for say whether she be refugee. |
mikuz: His name is Leonard J Holland Jnr (J H J) - The Mecca Don : what a name!Abeg na for where you hear that name? Leonard J Holland Jnr ko, Leopard Z Netherlands Snr ni. People go just dey post nonsense for this nairaland. I don tire o! |
safarigirl: Hmm, prego finally over. The guy went to get his stuff from Goldie and she returned it like it was nothing. The dude went on to diss the chic to Keitta and Keagan, saying her cooking is bad, she uses too much oil and he'll never eat her food, even called her a weirdo and his bi.tch Keitta seconded everything. He's even here day dreaming bout how he'll get Talia when she's upgraded. Dude is pathetic and insecure, he can't beleive the chic isn't crying her eyes out for him, hence he takes the low blow, hehe, Prezzo can wallow in rejection, dude has lost it totally. My Keagan may not be going mad on Prezzo, but he's honest, listen to him telling Prezzo's bi.tch to stop gossiping bout people behind their back while eyeing both. I tell you, Keagan will nominate Keitta and Prezzo on Monday. And as for that hobo, Keitta.....I'll get back to him tomorrow.If this is for real, then it will further upset the dynamics of the game and Goldie out from nowhere will become a strong a contender. But i guess the seperation can not be sustained. Cos in a short while from now, i expect Prezzo to go back to her and brainwash the mumu into coming back to him. BY THE WAY, CAN SOMEONE TELL THAT CISSY KEITA TO PLEASE PUT ON A SHIRT SOMETIMES? I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE ASSAULT I SUFFER EACH TIME I HAVE TO LOOK AT HIS TOPLESS BODY. OR HAS NOT PUTTING ON A SHIRT BECOME A STRATEGY NOW? |
safarigirl: @ tjskii, you don ever hear sey girl warn her fellow girl about a guy das bad for her? E no dey happen, if sey na my male friend, I fit warn am, but I don't even roll with gurls sef and which one be sey im come alone? Na so dem dey nominate people now, since he came alone, he should make friends with happening peeps e.g Barbz wey don go and Prezzo wey don buy ticket to go abi? Now to solve you and forkadict's arguement, Keitta is fine in a pikinish way too, nothing manly there, in fact he, Seydou, Malonza and Lee are in the same league. Chris was vewi segzee, that's what a MAN should look like, not those boys, only fifteen year olds would find the likes of Keitta et al good looking. Na those kain fine boys, if e reach to fight, na dem go run first. I prefer men, you go to a club with someone like Chris, Ola, even Keagan, you feel safe, sure banka, nobody go try you or your guy, one punch from Chris or Keagan, na knockout be that.So before person fit be fine boy for your eye he gat to be thug? |
Beaf: ^Oh Yes! I guessed right. Such an uncreative, and dullll pseudo-public analyst. I am trying hard to avoid this subsidy shit. I see it as an ugly chapter in our national history that i am trying hard to forget. Furthermore, gists on subsidy will derail the purpose of this thread and i willnot be a party to derailing this thread. But dude, continue to wallow in your self deceit. |
Beaf: Bros, winsh must fly na! Lol!Why dont you just quit this winsh this, winsh that line? it's so boring and disgusting. please try another line. Or are you that stoooopid and uncreative just like your boss that you can not? |
tjskii: Seydou finess be lik rabbit own,bugsbunny to be preciseOk julio fineness nko? |
tjskii: Lee fine in a lebanese kind of way(eeew)dem malonza and alex fine in a pikinish way(lik wizkid)but keitaz finess dey balanced,and dnt underestimate prezzo o,hmm I dey talk am now o,d guy go just do certain tins befor Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ kno it,d guy is smilin al d way to d bank,hez shown us his mean side(d barbz episode)hez shown us he too can be a romeo(goldie saga)hez shown us he can also be emotional(tears for rocki)hez shown us he has paternal feelings(showin us his daughters pic)dis guy came here prepared for us o,e get script wey e dey folow,and Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ kno dt 80% of voters r female,all he has to do is be mean today then show his innerchild/feminine side tmrw,befor Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ knw wats up,hez controlin d majorityvotes,let's start fiting dis guy now o,befor its too lateOla sef na fine boy. If only he can work on his weight issues, men the guy fine die. So Ola fineness nko? |
tjskii: Lee fine in a lebanese kind of way(eeew)dem malonza and alex fine in a pikinish way(lik wizkid)but keitaz finess dey balanced,and dnt underestimate prezzo o,hmm I dey talk am now o,d guy go just do certain tins befor Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ kno it,d guy is smilin al d way to d bank,hez shown us his mean side(d barbz episode)hez shown us he too can be a romeo(goldie saga)hez shown us he can also be emotional(tears for rocki)hez shown us he has paternal feelings(showin us his daughters pic)dis guy came here prepared for us o,e get script wey e dey folow,and Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ kno dt 80% of voters r female,all he has to do is be mean today then show his innerchild/feminine side tmrw,befor Ɣ☺U̶̲̥̅̊ knw wats up,hez controlin d majorityvotes,let's start fiting dis guy now o,befor its too lateSeydou fineness nko? |
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