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Nice piece.

Reminds me of a bitter and sad incident that happened to me on Jan 29th 2011. If anyone is familiar with Lekki-Ajah way, he'll know that there is a portion of that road where beach sand is being used as the median. I missed my route along that road that sad day and i didn't feel up to travelling some 1km just to make a u-turn and then start heading back all the way. I thought of the fuel, time and effort i was going to waste by doing so and decided to make a u-turn where the beach sand was used as the mediean. My tyres got stuck and instead of me to ask a couple of guys to assist me in pushing the car out of there, I raced the car and omo, my shaft scatter. My gear box sef scatter. Cost me about 120k to fix the fault including towing cahrges.

If only i had read this article on or before the 29th Jan 2011, i might not have incurred that annoying cost. Cursed be that day!

realsammie: my babe is beautiful, and i mean very beautiful. men are alwayz after her but thank God for my long joystick which she confesses dat she cant do without

Siddon there dey deceive yasef. Like say na your deak big pass for this world. Abi you rich pass dangote? E go shock you if you sabi as anoda guy wey get money dey slam her.

Na wa for some guys sha. Una go just dey feel like super man.

acidtalk: Oh Buhari! My Dear Buhari!!
E no go better for the person wey dey make you dey talk like parrot.

Oga mi sir, haven't you heard that SILENCE IS GOLDEN?

This same too much talk is what made you loose out in you 3 consecutive elections as president. YOU TALK TOO MUCH!!!

I will vote for you even ahead of my own father because I TRUST you with our national treasury and resources ahead of my father but sir please SHUT UP for once.

That us*eless El-Rufai is one person I told on twitter to caution you about you speeches but it appears he isn't even just a worse talker (foo*lish one at that but also a bloody traitor and hypocrite. Oga mi, watch your back well. El-Rufai doesn't have your best interest at heart.

Back to the topic, please stop talking and rather build empathey and emotions so that we can vote you in 2015. This you talks have been working against you for 12years running now and you haven't still learnt.

God bless you. Na d problem wey i dey always get wit the guy be dat. He not only talks too much, he sometimes makes unguarded remarks and you are right, those comments might be one of the reasons christains and non hausas treat him with skepticism. If person go even reply person, shey na babngida person go dey reply? That thieving, useless, senseless murraforker?

Jakumo: Ayatollah Mudmutt Buhari Bin Laden of the Boko Haram terrorist bombing campaign fame does indeed have a criminal rap-sheet to make any jail-bird proud. Through a variety of tried and tested paperwork shuffles, Ayatollah Buhari exploited various government posts to embezzle Nigerian federal funds well into the multi-million dollar range, but then the dimwit quickly squandered it all on a series of failed but amusing toilet runs as a comedic relief candidate in Nigerian presidential elections, justly earning himself 15 minutes of fleeting fame, for being Nigeria's most prolific loser.

In answer to threats by fellow mega-embezzler and former head of state Ibrahim "Evil Genius" Babangida that Ayatollah Buhari's bogus claim to honesty is about to be debunked on the world stage, Buhari's only response is to splutter that we needs time to think up a way to explain away his felonious criminal past.

Give your response NOW, Buhari Bin Laden, you autistic buffoon ha ha ha.

Don't wait until "The Appropriate Time",to open that orangutang mouth, just think up some moronic, made-for-TV drivel, and preface it all with that timeless phrase used by all semi-literate treasury looters : " Pellow Kwantiri Man", and hey, who knows, your hideous wife and her cabana boy might actually believe you ha ha ha.

No be by force to post o guy.

If you no get anytin wey make sense to post, then just sthut the fork up!

I still dey talk am say GOD GO PUNISH THOSE MTN BASTARDS.

They don too catch me maga. since 2004. Na just last year God deliver me from their hands

Joey82: Ouch!!!!! if this whooping figure is anything to go by; it means the country earns 112Billion naira per day, and gosh my adding machine couldnt contain the figure when i tried multiplying by 365 days.
pls can some economist explain to me why we still borrow?
have we exhausted the money we earn already?

So you need an economist to explain why we still borrow to you despite the fact that we earn so much on a daily basis?

THE ANSWER IS CORRUPTION.

By the time the rogues in the presidency steal their portion, crooks in the national assembly steal theirs, ministers, governors, LG chairmen, parastatal big guns, etc etc. That is why Nigerians will never allow honest men like Buhari or me to become President cos they know what their fates will be.

We urgently need to clean up this country. It stinks to heaven

@ All of una wey just dey shout money good, money good...

Although money good o but me i go take better pussssy before i take money any day.

Acidosis: HIV? ?

You get mind sha!

As in bros, d guy get SERIOUS MIND.

honeycandy: I almost thought you were dating my boyfriend until I checked the age again. I used to go through something like this with him. Let me give you a simple advice. Let him be. It's up to him now. You've done your part as a loving girlfriend. The problem is I think you're forcing yourself on him and he's taking advantage of that. Just leave him the h.e.ll alone. He'll respect you more. I ignored my boyfriend for about 2 weeks when I realised what was happening. Just let him be my dear. And another piece of advise, while you're waiting for him to come back to you, make yourself available to other guys. I wish you the very best.

WTF!

@ OP, please read the last 2 sentences in the piece above.

So will you make yourself available to me?

I don talk am before and i go still talk am again. Until MTN give me 1kobo per second to any network from the very first second na im i go fit dey use their stoooopid line call. Right now, no deal and i dare say FORK MTN! God go punish the murraforkers

Where that their solicitor-general for nairaland? rman abi na wetin be dat im name again?

i STILL DEY BEG SAY MAKE PERSON YARN ME WETIN HAPPEN BETWEEN nNAMANI AND fR mBAKA. ABEG NA

achi4u: nah long story o!

Abeg yarn me na

Abeg make person give me the gist of wetin happen between Rev Fr Mbaka and Chimaroke abeg.

Ijogz K: Hmmmm since you are a past Senator n Governor, Am sorry i no fit say "R.I.P"... May God wuld console those you left behind.. But as long as they spend the stolen funds they would never be happy.. Cuz Nigerians are not happy

God bless you sir for this post. All those thieves never sabi nada. Na one by one all of dem go dey drop. Dem never jam. Blooooody thieves

[quote author=Okija_juju]Lol!!

Oya send your account number jor!!

You dey fhuck up o!!

.[/quote]Ehen! Na now you dey talk. I don send am to your email. When i go get the $$$$$?

[quote author=Okija_juju]Alaba Suru!

The point is I was trying to put a range of figures.. And ended up making an arse of my post.. Dont try to over-flog the issue.
.[/quote]Na lie. We go flog the issue till e go die. 33 - 18 = 12 Okija new law of arithmetic

deshclones: ..this juju man dull nobi small...and to think that you are an engineer..overseas trained engineer for that matter....so 33 minus 18 is 12

oh my days......dullina nigeria limited...

I don ask am already for the first page. But seriously, is the guy an engineer? OVERSEAS TRAINED? That can not be. IT CAN NOT BE.

[quote author=Okija_juju]If thats Genevieves Daughter, and we can use a safe guess that the girl is atleast 18, And genevieve just turned 33, then that means she gave birth to the girl at age 12.

Na wah o!!

Its either this news is false, Genny is lying about her age, or she was an adolescent mother..[/quote]Na which kind nonsense arithmetic you do for here so? Na wa o!

@ OP.

Tell her say shey she no sabi say you be hairdresser? Say make she come. You go do the hair for am. And when she come, you go do the hair wey dey her down below with your deak.

na because of dis small issue, you carry yoursef come NL?

@OP.

Me sef dey fear to fight before until one guy tear me one hot slap one hot afternoon many years ago. Na dat same day i enroll for karate class. Now i be blue belt for karate. I don dey find the guy make he come slap me again but i never see am. Moral of my story? Take up self defence classes. I recommend Karate or Kung fu or kick boxing. Take it seriously. That will boost your confidence and ability to fight with anyone anywhere. Particularly in bed.

pro01: "He was generous to a fault". . .I'm sure that was what attracted her in the first place. No doubt she was blinded by the man's money and generosity, and rushed to marry him in a big wedding. Now she has what she has always wanted (and what most Nigerian females also want). . .nice house, fine cars, yearly vacations overseas, a rich husband; YET she also wants faithfulness. . .is she mad?

The earlier you people understand that you can't get married to a very comfortable/rich man and a 'faithful' man at the same time, the better for you. You can't have your cake and eat it. Believe it or not, the more well-to-do and generous a man is, the less likely he is to stay faithful to one woman in this country of ours where the women make life a living hell for guys with a modest income.

No pity at all for the woman in question, she simply got what she bargained for, she should shut the Bleep up and be thankful instead! I assume 92.7% of naija women are ready to trade in their faithful but broke ass husbands for this woman's husband, so whatt the hell is she talking about? Next!

I love you guy. No homo.

Are you based in Lag? I can supply you with 2 chics for an all nite romp. And they are not ashees. You deserve that and much more for this inspirational, motivating, educating and entertaining post

LMAO @ is their pussssy gold plated or what?