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@ Igwe 419.
Thank you thank you thank you. na so i want am. No worry about me. i fit handle myself.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=659853.msg8263666#msg8263666 date=1304594994]Oh please shut up, you shameless, silly puzzay hunter.  
Because you want a puzzay you must rudely act like her voltron to pass the message across? Ewè! You must be feeling like Michael Signator, huh?   [/quote]I knew i wouldn't have to wait for long before i.d.i.o.t.s like you start signing in. and I must say that it's quite unfortunate for you to be the first amongst f.o.o.ls.
I could type sense all day into that thick malfunctioning mass you call your brain but i'm a keep it short and simple. Beach, my advice for you is to go finger yourself with a broken bottle or better still with a knife!
And by the way you need to modify that disgusting and arrogant signature of yours to 100% gutter bred nigerian, Full of stain. You ill mannered disgusting little beach!

Amya:
I still wonder why people could be such hypocrites. . . people judging me, calling me cheap like they have better lives. I came here to air my hurt, saying everything as it is. I Didn't try to draw sympathy to my side making out the relationship to what wasn't, so i stated the facts as they were because i know that's the only way i can get sincere advice that could be actually helpful. (1)

I'm not really a sucker for committed relationships, because it brings with it so much drama which I'm not yet ready for. So i opted for this arrangement with this dude which actually works well for me. I'll have a companion, have a fulfilling sex life, and a friend to talk to all in one, without having to deal with commitment and all it's entanglement. Please, how does that make me cheap? If you must know, i don't have boyfriends on the side. I wasn't in it for any financial favor, neither was in it for my emotions. I liked him, lately I fell in love with him, but commitment is still out of it.

Please, please, please don't mind those that judge you and call you hypocrites. Just like you said, they don't have better lives. I even doubt if they have any life at all. Bloody hypocrites! Let me sound a note of warning to all intending and actual posters. Any further castigation of Amya (my dear one) from now and going forward will be taken up personally by me. Just drop your forking advice (if it's worthy to be called such) and check the fork out. NO FURTHER INSULTS PLEASE.

You see Amya, I am also not a sucker for commited relationships and i believe me and you can work something out together. ANYTHING will be fine by me. Please be on the look out for a correspondence from me. So long.
*** Stares at Amya's pix for a long long time and finally cursed the guy for treating her that way.*** BlOODY MOTHERFORKER!

bhusayor:
[b]na wa o furk addict, what is it about ladies living with the fact that men cheat, so we all should embrace it because of the gene/hormone crap? SMH, who likes to be cheated on?[/b]not necessarily cheatin in relationships, its saddens my heart when i read on this forum that cheating should be condoned cos its not avoidable, we ALL (men and women)are faced with temptations, but i believe the respect and love we have for our patners should be strong enough to overcome them,

May God help us all!

Definitely no one likes to be cheated on in a relationship or marriage. I agree with you on that. But babe, this is NAIJA and not Yankee or Europe. Consequently different rules apply based on our differences in tradition. Whether you like it or not, there is this bias our society confers on a guy regarding cheating in a relationship. For example a guy can very well have more than one wife. But have you ever heard of a woman with more than one husband in naija? you chose to dismiss the differences in sexual hormones in both males and females because it's convenient for you to. can you dismiss the tradition issue? It pays for one to be a realist. Always be conscious of what obtains practically in your society and learn how to either leave or live with it,

rokiatu:
I believe in a relationship, a man a and a woman shoud luv each other wholly and fully. So if there is someone out there who will luv her and
her body, then yes that person is better then her bf.[/b]We all know men cheat for different reasons. Any reason at all is not excusable.
Rare but there are men out there that don't cheat. Again the card is in her hands. Is her calling.

[b]For me I wouldn't forgive him.

Who is saying that a man and a woman in a relationship shouldn't love each other wholly and fully? Yes there may be someone out there who will love her and her body, he may be better than her present boyfriend but i guarantee you he WILL cheat on her also. He may not just get caught.

I think women who come here to talk sh*t about men not cheating in a relationship need to get a few facts straight about men's sexual make up. Can you explain why many ladies dread being raped by a guy no matter how good looking or hot he is whereas many many guys PRAY to be raped on a DAILY basis by different hot women?
Second fact is that men  distinguish between girlfriend materials (girls they just want to fork and maybe spend on) and wife materials (the one they want to be the mother of his kids and the keeper of his home). The OP strikes me as the guy's wife material. That is why he's making concerted efforts to get her back.

For the second emboldened sentence and assuming you are resident in naija i can bet on one or more of the following:
1. You are not in a relationship.
2. If you are and your guy aint cheating on you, then your guy is broke or with a low sex drive or ladies don't find him attractive or all of the above.
3. If you are in a relationship and your guy's got money and a normal sex drive, then i ASSURE you he is cheating on you weller. He is only doing so behind your back. Make delibrate efforts to investigate like the poster did and you will be shocked.
4. You are in a relationship, and you know fully well that your guy is cheating on you but you only come to here to put up a front.

@ OP.
Do you reside in Nigeria or in dreamland
Let me tell you. In Nigeria of today, the only set of guys that will not cheat on their girlfriends are guys that are restrained based on their religion (conc born again christains), or guys that do not have what it takes to get chics (broke guys or guys without swag) or guys with low sex drive. Guys who don't fall into any of the categories above and who stick to thier girlfriends strictly because of the love they have for their girlfriends are very very few. So if you ditch your present guy, what is the probability that you will end up with a secular guy who's got money and swag, and also has a high sex drive but who will not cheat on you now or in the near or far future

Ehn?
So this kind tin dey exist and i no know? And i dey talk say i dey alive?
Abeg make person bring d tin come this page jor.

Well my own definition of sexy is any chic that will make me have an erection on seeing her live or seeing her pix. So the chic must have a cute face, nice complexion (cos i need to lick her from her head to her toe), sizeable attack (cos i will suck it like a new born baby) and massive defence (cos the fork will not be complete without us acting like dogs).

For me to be able to mention categorically, i need to see a full nude pix of those chics.

All those who mention rokiatu, una sabi whether na cloth she take pack her nyansh? make she post nude pix abeg

@ OP.
Although i havent seen the chics in question but like you, i also have an erection here. And i bet its much stronger than yours. I can imagine those slim, scantily dressed huuuge boooooty chics catwalking slowly with the huge ass jiggling here and there right before you at night and with the lights dimmed.
*** Quietly says a prayer ' Oh God, please turn me into the poster and turn the poster to me for about 1 year so i can fork punish all these evil doers. Amen.'

@ OP
u b naija chic shey? Cos na only naija chics fit dey ask dis kin rubbish question. Na 3 years you wan wait before you kis d guy? Ordinary kiss. So to fork the guy go be like 6years. I bow for naija chics and dem maturity sha.
Why the fork cant you kiss the guy immediately he says hi to you and you respond once you know whats on his mind That's what i call maturity.

@ OP.
What was the guy's demeanor when he made that statement Was he shaking all over like jelly fish or was he calm?
If he was shaking, na im be say serious konji don hammer d guy, then the statement means i urgently need to fork a girl like you so that i don't die of konji.
But if he was calm then he just needs you to come into his life, you know be his girlfriend and the forking may take place at a later date. So either way, you give in, you get forked. Simple.

mcseagroup:
toasting a naija babe is quite different form an oyibo chap. for oyibo, just tell her you want to bleep her backside, but for naija babe, men you must fisrt of all make her laugh either by creating a scene or just make jset of your self.
that is the first step, from thence you can start with some like compliments. i like your , , you look , and blal bla bla

but dont see this to my little sister because she go bla you with a blow

Maguy na so na true you dey yarn 190 and other guys wey dey obodo oyinbo na true dis guy dey yarn Abeg make una yarn me o make i sabi wetin i go do wit my life as naija no wan pay me so.

@ OP.
Why you sef never post your pix? na so you worwor reach? abi na afraid dey catch you?