₦airaland Forum

honsule:
@Tatian.In law,for u to convict a criminal u need to PROVE BEYOND REASONABLE DOUBT,but in Civil matter,Just on the balance of probability or preponderance of evidence. Just stick to civil(On a lighter note)

Abeg na which supreme court you talk say you dey? Our naija supreme court? Chei our court don suffer! See as you yarn go, yarn come and you no make sense at the end of the day. No be lawyers suppose fit yarn well pass Wetin you dey try yarn sef wey guys no understand you? Try talk am for yoruba or hausa or ibo. Guys suppose fit understand

@ Orikinla.
I sure say you dey the group wey dey the receiving end of the main guys. Abi na which group you dey? No lie o

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=674993.msg8396963#msg8396963 date=1306412292]haha-- se epe ni yen ni abi adura? small smal/ abeg---lol

@ OP: It's ok dearie. If you're interested in "REVENGE TIPS", holla at me. [/quote]Seriously? Are you that mean??

lucabrasi:
you see why i found it hard to believe?i told my friend its a lie,so he called his brother who works with those gys(dont want to say what kind of work/industry the brother is in cause he might come acros this)when the brother came to london on business/holidays my friend asked him in my presence and he confirmed,not only that he called someone who is a known name also in the industry and put it on speaker(the man didnt know it was on speaker phone) and the an confirmed it and told the boy that he was the one acting scared that anytime he is ready he ll hook him up with people that will pay his tution fees,
the guy mentioned some other name but that one i cant even mention them because i dont have any confirmation and its too hotim so sorry for your condition,get well soon

On a second note maguy, dat dbanj gist, e fit be true o. I even suspect hin friendship wit don jazzy. BUt as per say mo hits wan scatter so, i expect one of the disgruntled guys to speak up. If this happens, it will serve as baba confirmer. In the meantime, i no dismiss the gist and i no accept am.

MRbrownJAY:
dont get me wrong, peeps!
dont misunderstand APPROACHING someone and getting her digits. now, if you are riding an okada and she is at the window of a danfo then definitely get it as fast as you can but, otherwise, any person who gave you their digits without knowing shiit about you, SHOULD have you wonder who is chatting who up (some gold diggers are out there hunting bros).

if someone threw their number at me without a sweat then i definitely would be a fool to assume that this coochie was special (although i would hit that lol)

Before nko? Isnt that supposed to be the name of the game? You wan build castle near the puccy ni?

^^^^ As for dbanj. Dat one na lie. As for paddy, i no too sabi d guy so i no fit talk.

lucabrasi:
dude are you ok?
just like your handle,i suggest you put a cork in it

Nor mind am. I no sure say he dey ok.
As we dey talk dey go jare, that hip hop star, na R&B he dey sing abi? hin name start wit B. I correct?

^^^ Confidence has got big booooobs and big a$$ but she's got a big tummy too. That's a minus. And that's far from sexy.

^^^Millicent yes. Forget her face but figure wise, she's sexy

MRbrownJAY:
i completly disagree with you on what you stated above: approaching a woman has nothing to do with getting them in a relax environment, its all about getting their attention.

any place is good to make the first approach, it all depends on what strategy you use. in the grocery store, if you come up as a lost guy looking for some help while doing your groceries then you would be in there regardless of her doing her biz or not. you dont have to show your cards straight from the get go but at least get a contact number to continue later on.
as for the gym, again, many women go there to meet new people (to begin with) so as long as you say the right words, you would get contact.

ANY man who goes from "hello" to "can i have you digits?" in 3mins is a damn fool!

Oga MBJ, dat one na big lie!!! I don do am well so no big forking deal

lucabrasi:
i know this thread has been a while but came back to it cause i just got a very hot tip from a friend's brother who is a fashion designer in lagos.and the guy said there are some very popular ppl who are in fact gay in the nigerian hip hop industry one of the names shocked me too much i cant even bring myself to mention it wonder where nigeria is going

Maguy, you fit take style talk im name now. habe. why you dey fear? Notin fit do you. Besides, if they aint ashamed of their acts, then they shouldn't mind being known as gays. Ricky martins owned up boldly and publicly too. So maguy nottin dey. Who be the gay stars?

Abego. those gay people, if one guy wan fork hin second. Na for where he go chook hin deak as per say Womanliness no dey? I hop say no be a$$ sha

To all those Karen apologists. Can't yall see that beneath her 'realness' is a bitterness she harbours against all the guys on one hand for not finding her sexually attractive and against all the chics on the other hand for being hooked already. She is desperate for tha guys attention and apparently she aint getting none. Now she is trying so hard to get close to Luclay. That girl disgusts me to hell men but funny enough, she's kinda popular. YUCK!

Maguys,
I am working as an Industrial engineer in a manufacturing company in Lagos. The pay isn't bad but it can only gurantee my basic needs such as phone bills, energy bills, feeding, and shelter with little savings to boast of at the end of each month.
I feel the only way to keep my head above the water is to secure an additional source of income and here's my problem. I can secure a loan of about 600k max payable in full in 24 months. I want to start some form of business with this money which will yield profit of about 30 to 40k monthly for a start but i don't know what kind of business this amount can kick start.
Kindly advice me on what to do and God bless you as you do so. I know that i should pay consultancy fees but i humbly ask yall that you overlook this and advice me as a brother. Thanks. May i now have your suggestions please,

The Police force deserve every inch of what they got. The i.diots will never learn. Infact the soldiers should have killed about a thousand of the goons. A similar incident happened in the early nineties where one policemen killed an army officer. Soldiers went on a reprisal attack but i can't remmeber what the casualty level was anymore. Now they repeat the same forking thing and they expect the soldiers to keep mum. Hell no! Things don't work thay way.

The truth is the indiscriminate killings by trigger happy policemen in naija is alarming. About September last year, a DPO shot a resident of my area 9 forking times. The sad thing is that the guy was a popular jingo in my area who had many dependants. Leaving them all and their survival in fate's hands. How many times have we heard of killings of commercial drivers over their refusal to part with twenty naira. Infact na like 20000 police those soja for kill. Those despicable disgusting things.

@ Geniro.
First, baba e ati iya e, wherever they are, awon ni oloshi.
Second, I feel you signed up on NL to pick fights with people and thereby ignorantly display your foolishness for the whole world to see. Or how do you explain after only 20 posts, you insult someone whose post wasn't even directed to you in the first instance? But guess what maggot, i havent got time for your pettiness and bellicosity. I am a busy dude. Get that straight you beach!
Third, going by the disgusting content of your post, I conclude you were born and bred in the gutter in one of the numerus slums in naija. Your faulty upbringing explains your ill manners but i kinda understand.
Fourth, I leave you with a piece of advice.Do the whole world a favor and go drink a gallon of Hydrochloric acid. NOBODY will miss you. Trust me on that. Not even your family members. Cockroach!

HARDDON:
Sahara S H I T S @ it again huh? get a lyf and stop all this spurious propaganda!!!!

read ma lips: GEJ is the best President we have got so far!

If i wan curse you now nko? Foooooooool

Make i no talk anytin for this thread abeg. Because if i wan talk, na so i go dey curse many many people papa, mama, children and grand children. make i just generally waka.

^^^ Who you be? Introduce yourself. Cos from your post, i kinda feel like you are one of those stooooooopid clowns and lowlifes who come here desperately soliciting for sugar mummies.

When am i not depressed? The only way i can't be depressed is to fork a new Womanliness everyday. But since i can't meet up with that requirement, I am always depressed.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=670412.msg8351367#msg8351367 date=1305800341]^^ Yes o! God Is wonderful! I'm so happy! He's a miracle working God.

Now lets GET READY TO RUUUUMMMMMBBBLLLLEEEE [/quote]And Ruuuuummmmbblleeee we shall. You psycho.
A part of me actually thought to let this pass and blame the whole foolish act/post on your frustrations. I kept reading dumb post after dumb post by you and was forced to conclude that you need some talking to.
As it has been pointed out clearly, don't think all the guys that post on NL are jobless. A good number of us work. Like we all know (and this includes your stoooooopid self) that, to get laid in naija is no big deal. It only takes dropping a few naira notes and the forking deed is done. That is how cheap naija chics are maybe not all of them but I'm so sure you are not among the few that are worthy to be called chics. You lot are whores. To me personally, yall aint different from street hookers.

There wouldn't have been problems if naija chics got down with dem naija guys unconditionally. It's because they are so materialistic and demanding that prompts such 'naija chics bashing' posts from naija guys. But ask yourself objectively if there is no iota of truth in those 'bashing' posts. Do you school in naija? If so, then i conclude you are one of those chics that sleep with their lecturers for marks. Cos this post tells a whole lot about your intelligence quotient. Even if you don't school in naija, a petition to the authorities in your school demanding for a probe into how you manage to pass your exams will be perfectly in order.

A simple advice from someone who's done with schooling to you. Face your studies. Read hard and pray hard. Stop forking around for now. When the time is right, the right guy will come around with a big deak and tear your toto for you. Beach!

@ OP.
You should have seen the writing on the wall a long time ago. When one's partner starts picking quarells at the slightest opportunity, going even as far as forcefully creating an opportunity when there is none, then the cantankerous one isn't in love. simply put, she doesn't love you anymore. She may have loved you initially, I can't tell for sure but as things stand at the moment, she doesn't love you.
My sincere advice to you as a brother is to move on. There can't be anything more terrible than getting married to a chic that doesn't love you. She will disrespect you, cheat on you, possibly make you father another man's child or children, keep fighting with you constantly, don't forget the health risks associated with all the afore mentioned. Now tell me, can you cope with all these?
I don't give a fork about how old you are, take your time to study your new partner and study her well before rushing into marriage. For me, it's better to get married late and be happily married for the rest of my life than to get married early and be miserable for the rest of my life. That is if the marriage even lasts that long. A word is enough for the wise and even the foolish (i presume). Proceed with getting married to this chic at your own risk. Peace to you bro.