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omo dis Op dey veeeeex me die.
You are such a greedy and selfish little beech. That's what the fork you are. You think you can pull a smart one ehn? ***Walks off to calm down a little bit***

OK. I'm back. Now i want to view this from a guy's perspective. Why the fork would i be spending my hard earned money (I assume the fone guy works hard for his money) on a chic for 6 straight months without pushing hard to see her And we two dey dis same naija?? Babe, many things stink in this setting. I feel the guy is either married, or with some form of disability so his 'nice' disposition is to get you hooked up to the point that you'll not be able to back off when you get to know the true picture. Besides, his source of income is highly suspect. Even if you travel down to abj or he comes to ph, assuming he's not handicapped, how will you get to know if he's married or not, what he does for a living etc. The chances are that you'll only take his words for whatever he tells you.And what happens if he lies?? How will you get to know the truth??I advice you to hire a private investigator ( i dont know if there's one in abj) and find out as much crap as you can about this guy.

On a last note. Na wa for naija chics sha. I know most naija guys want to date chics in order to sleep with them. We know that, they know that too. That's about the only thing we want in a relationship apart from company. But why is it that chics want sex, company, comfort, material things, favours etc. Bloody parasites!

4everyoung:
I ve date 3 guys already and they all cheated on me, I don't know why. I wish any one of them could just open up and tell me where I go wrong or what they expect me to do that I don't do right. It is annoying because I now find it very hard to trust any man anymore.

My third and last guy (so far) got my heart broken on Dec 23rd. He doesn't allow me to rest while in school (as in calling and texting), and I was excited and anxious to see him. Immediately after my 2nd semester exams[b] i ran back to Lagos[/b]. On getting home from a 9hrs journey that fateful 23rd Dec, I[b] ran straight to his place [/b] to surprise him but met his doors locked. I ran to his best friend's place where he normally stay when hes not at work or home, his friend told me he was expecting him.

My battery was flat so i asked his friend to help me call him but he gave me the phone to call because he was busy. I called my supposedly sweetheart, his phone rand severally b4 he finally pick, only for him to shout "Guy abeg i go call u back, i dey on top my woman!"

Where and what have i done wrong to deserve such and how many guys will i end up dating b4 getting married? am worried

@ OP.
E be like say you like to dey run gaan sha. Any little thing, na to run.
Abeg forget dat guy. My arms are open for you, please run into them.

@ Poster.
Usually in this kind of runs, its the girl that initiates it most of the time. A few times, the guy may actually induce the interest in the chic by spending on her regularly. But either way, it takes extreme guts on the guy's part to embark on such a venture. Let me warn you, unless you are very sure you can handle the kasala wey go happen later, i advice you to forget about it. all the best bro

Hey Babypinkyz. 'Sup?

MRbrownJAY:
Bro
you are trying to rush while you should take your time. 9months is WAY too early to be focusing on marriage. Obviously, you don't know her that well so discover her true self NOW rather than after marriage. I understand that you are 36 and would like to get on with it asap but these things can't be rushes, or else. . . . . ?!

I beg to differ. There are some people who got married after courting for only a few months and they've been having it smooth. There are also others who date and court for 9 years only for their marriage to last for a couple of years max. My point is the length of time you spend courting doesn't count much when it comes to knowing who  your partner really is.

namechio:
hi folks, i'm so much in love with my girl and show this very clearly. i have proposed to her and she accepted my ring but has not been putting it on(1). the problem here is that she doesn't show passion about our relationship, she only just responds to my display of affection but never initiates it on her own. (2) we have been dating for 9months now and at the initial stage, she liked me to be everywhere with her, but lately i observed that s[b]he doesn't miss me around her and often times when she calls for my presence, it often turns out that she needed me to help her out to do something.[/b](3). i am not desperate for her but certainly i'm absolutely in love with her and would love to spend my life with her-a fact that i have let her know. I recently made my worries and observations known to her and nicely told her that it was my view that her feelings was just at the level of a mere boyfriend and girlfriend relationship as against an engaged-looking-forward- to-the -altar- relationship thing and that she should feel at ease with that because it was not compulsory that our relationship must end up in a marriage(i actually meant this). However she got offended and wouldn't offer reasons for her being upset.
Now my problem is this, my girl is critical of me, she hardly ever tells me she loves me (4).except i prompt her(which i have stopped doing), she does not display or use affectionate words with me and switches her mood from lovey dovey to cold ice so often. Despite all these she still subtly talks about us getting married thereby getting me confused as regards whether she really loves me or does not just want to be the party that caused a break up. Please guys, do i go on with this relationship in which my girl's level of passion is so inferior to mine? (5) is she honest about her feelings or is she just trying to be nice? she's 23 and i'm 36. i am not seeing another person and i'm so sure she is not either. her folks receive me well and i like them.

(1).She hasn't been putting on your ring because she doesn't want guys to know she's engaged. Her mind isn't fully made up about marrying you.
(2). Love flows so so naturally. For her to never initiate a display of affection towards you means that she isn't feeling you fully that's if she's even feeling you at all.
(3) This further emphasises point number 2 above.
(4). I've got no problems with her not telling you that she loves you. But does she show it? Does she buy you little things often? I don't mean expensive gifts please but inexpensive items she knows you like? can she bend over backwards just for your sake? can she go the extra mile for you even if it's at a great measure of disconfort? If the answer to any of these questions is no, then she isn't fully into you that's if she's into you at all.
(5) Read thru responses 1 to 4 again and make your decision. The choice is yours. All the best bro

@ OP
Watch her closely for signs and wonders that she is interested in you anytime you are with her. If you detect none, the chances are that she isn't interested in you and i advice you to back off immediately. If you try to force it, she may or may not disclose it to her sister depending on her maturity and discreetness. If she doesn't reveal anything to her sis, then you are safe. But what if she tells her sister? Are you that experienced in crisis management to handle the kasala that will ensue?

On the other hand, if you sense that she is interested in you, try to build that interest and her trust in you. After securing the above, (her interest and trust) you may than proceed to having you two hang out together one on one, first at eateries or nice joints. All these will only happen if she's interested in you. If she is, she won't tell her sis that you both hanged out. If you are financially bouyant, you may give her some cash but do not buy any such thing as gifts for her. Rather give her raw cash. It will come in handy for her.

If all the above steps are nicely executed, you may then proceed to the final phase which is to invite her to your crib. Do not strike on her first visit. Entertain her well and make her feel very comfortable and special. During her second or third visit you would have gained enough grounds and familiarity with her to talk about any subject. So, talk with her about sex and watch her reaction. If she feels free discussing sex with you then all is clear and i advice at this point that you strike. Make your moves. She may resist at first but apply a little pressure and cajolement. I leave that to you. But if when talking about sex with her, her disposition reveals discomfort of significant magnitude, soft pedal and then make your move still but proceed gently. If she resists, don't apply pressure. Let her go and then invite her again to your crib. If she honours the invite, then it means she knows what's up and she's down for it. So strike SAVAGELY. All the best bro

^^^ maguy. Am speechless. I don't know what to say,

Araboy:
I don't know about the place you talking about but i know that there is an event held every month in Martino s events centre and suites in ikeja behind MKO Abiola gardens where the creme of lagos babes including escorts models bankers Unilag students have an sin assembly party where most clients are white expatriates libaneses and some big boys from Nigeria the gate fees is 150 USD the music on the clothes off and the ladies are giving up themeselves to any willing hands or dicks

Maguy. For real? Please confirm ASAP.

@ OP and the other posters. Please can you furnish me with the addresses of at least 10 of such clubs in lag. Please people. My life depends on this, Save a bro,

@ Ranoscky

Abeg give us the gist na. Nobody sabi who you be so you no suppose fear. And I for one just wants to learn from your experience. Please kindly tell me what happened. please, please

@ OP.
When next you speak with her, please ask her how the forking session went. How long it lasted, how many rounds they had, what styles they experimented with and her opinion of the guy's performance in bed. But please do not deceive yourself by believing her when she says that she will not fork him again and again and again. Once debe, always debe (Once there, always there).

Its her hubby i pity the most in the whole picture. Maybe the guy was at work, busy working his a$$ off at the time the boss was forking his WIFE missionarily, d o ggily, female superiorly, wheel barrowly, touch your toely. OMG

dejumotalks:
, @emeka-gh, I believe the question asked is EXPLICIT enuf.
can u please answer and stop beating around the bush, Articulate his acheivements!!!

Are you waiting for any response from him or any GEJ supporter for that matter Maguy, you get time o. Na dis same naija all of we dey na. Wetin dem wan tell us?

pek:
Hello nairalanders. Please i need answer to this. The VP debate yesterday was meant for four people but only one showed up. What would have happend if, for some inexplicable reasons, Sambo couldnt make it. Would the "debate" have taken place?

Maguy. This is what happened. A private pay TV channel called NN24 was the first to invite all the major Vice presidential and presidential aspirants of the following parties ACN, ANPP, CPC and PDP to a debate. As a private organiser, they tried as much as possible to be impartial. But Goodluck, due to his dim wits, low IQ and confused nature had the guts to ask the TV station to send the questions to him in advance. Imagine! aA whole forking president asking for expo! Can we then blame ss3 students who go out of their way to seek expo to their SSCE exams? afterall a whole 'President' did the same. I am sure only a few people fully understand the implications of this stoooopid man's actions.

Please pardon the digression. Anyways, the TV station turned down his request and so he boycotted the debate alongside his VP. The three other Presidential and Vice presidential candidates turned up. I didn't watch the vice presidential debate so i can't comment on what went down, but to be fair and objective, Shekarau won that of the Presidential aspirants.

Now the useless clown called Goodluck later arranged another debate thru BON (Broadcasting Organisation of Nigeria). After fully reharsing the answers to the questions he will be asked, now invited the other three aspirants who showed up for the debate that was earlier organised by NN24 for this charade organised by BON. And of course, they all turned him down. Which is only a normal reaction. That explains why it was only Sambo you saw yesterday debating against himself. The same forking thing will happen today. It will be Goodluck vs goodluck.

PEK maguy. Please vote wisely.Vote Buhari. Enough of this suffering. We can put an end to it if and only if we vote PDP out of power.

MAY ALL THOSE POLITICIANS WHO HAVE DIVERTED THE FUNDS MEANT TO BUILD OUR ROADS INTO THEIR PERSONAL POCKETS, THEREBY CAUSING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT SOULS TO DIE AVOIDABLE DEATHS, FUNDS MEANT TO IMPROVE THE POWER SITUATION THEREBY CAUSING THE COMMON MAN UNTOLD HARDSHIPS, FUNDS MEANT TO IMPROVE OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM THEREBY CAUSING PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT AFFORD OVERSEAS TREATMENT TO DIE, FUNDS MEANT FOR OUR UNIVERSITIES THEREBY CAUSING THE UNIVERSITIES TO PRODUCE HALF BAKED , PERISH IN A SLOW AND TERRIBLE MANNER. tHEY WILL ALL SPEND THAT MONEY TREATING CANCER.

Na sin to come from naija ni

Magun is an example of sexually transmitted death.
STD is an acronym for sexually transmitted diseases or sexually transmitted deaths.
We all know that condoms prevent STDs.
Therefore, condoms prevent magun.

What if a guy forks really really well. Does that make him a nice guy?
All of una just dey talk long tin since morning. Una no talk reach fork side.