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Abeg abeg abeg. Why all of una dey disturb me wit una life problems I tell una say i be God? Make una free me o.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=669290.msg8345763#msg8345763 date=1305726438]^Explicit posts are everywhere, not only sexuality section.

So you dont have to be in sexuality to see one.

I visit sexuality section occasionally mainly to follow what's going on there. And also because i like reading some of the stories and critiquing them. However, i'm not there to lust or waank so anyone who has a weakness in that area had better not copy me.

But sexuality section people shouldnt assume its a safe hideout where certain people like myself wouldnt dare to venture, because i will.[/quote]What a pity! If that's all you come to do in the sexuality section. You don't come to make meaningful contributions. You don't come to help someone out of a predicament by giving wise counsels. You don't come to expand the frontiers of sexual knowledge by participating in discussions giving us practical experiences. ALL YOU COME TO DO IS READ SOME OF THE STORIES AND CRITIQUE THEM. You are very very wise indeed.

Ishilove:
She prolly had Trichomonas,a toilet infection that causes offensive odour. 90% of women are taught from childhood to keep that area of their anatomy clean,so if it stank as badly as u claim,the culprit musta being Trichomonas. Don't villify herThe shape of a woman's mammary organs determines how quickly the organs will sag. Take for example a woman with pear shaped organs is likely going to experience sagging a lot earlier than a woman with orange shaped organs. I'm sure you, in your cocoon vanity and shallowness are ignorant of this fact. your remark is very offensiveThis is the wisest post on this thread. Go through the books 1st and 2nd Corinthians,Gal 5. FLEE SEXUAL IMMORALITY. The word of God is a standard: We cant bring down the standard to suit our carnal desires and justify our moral weaknesses,we have to raise ourselves UP to the standard

wetin you con dey find for sexuality section? you tink say sexual immorality na for bedroom only? babe na for everywhere. as you dey visit sexuality section for NL dey read explicit post, dat one sef na sexual immorality.

^^^^ Make thunder fire those yeye hands wey you take type that nonsense. Let me tell u sumn. That you are a dirty individual doesn't make everyone else so. Miss a bathin a day Are you forking kidding me?? The last time i missed a bath was probably in my pri school days. Now I'm working. So figure out how many years ago that was and it was for a reason. Obun. God!

@ OP, na true you talk. But what baffles me is why the fork naija chics can't strike back. Why can't they come up with naija guys bashing posts? Indeed there are thousands of meaningless and dumb posts on NL that degrade naija chics. But men, na dem i blame o. How person go dey yab you dey yab you dey go and you go just keep quiet dey look like mumu? The least you should do is defend yourself even if you can't strike back.

But you sef op, wetin be ya own? You don suck one Womanliness wey get high alchohol content abi? Na in con dey shark you wey you come nairaland dey form Voltron.

But mehn chics dey suffer enjoy o. And na one chic go dey give dis guy BJ so. talk about natural blood tonic!

Na which mumu even write the article sef? former allowance = N27 million. Present allowance = N30 million and the goat dey call am slash? Even the N27 million is too much. What do the i.d.iots do?

Where are all those abuja based sugar boys sef? make dem dey help me service the idiots' dem wives wella. Rubbish people.

^^^ Well, no one said you forced anyone to ra-pe someone. You gave that advice and for giving that advice is what i got issues with dude. Please be sensible and don't protract this any further.

Please i need someone to explain to me why any sensible person should be on that rubbish network called MTN. My reasons:

1). It is cheaper calling an MTN number with other lines e.g etisalat, Glo, airtel than calling an MTN number with an MTN line. Take for example, if you call an MTN number anytime between 7pm and 7am (off peak period) using an MTN line, you'll be charged about 27 naira per minute wheras if you do the same using an etisalat line (home zone package), you'll be charged only 12 naira per minute. If you dare call an MTN number using an MTN line between 7am and 7pm (peak period) you'll be charged  about 30 naira per minute meanwhile, the same 12 naira per minute still subsists on other networks e.g etisalat home zone package. You can now imagine how suicidal it is to call other networks using an MTN line. Peak or off peak period.

2). MTN doesn't give nada to their customers. Glo, Etisalat have promos like once in a while with fantastic prizes at stake e.g cars but MTN hardly have promos and when they do,  they offer their customers such miserable prizes e.g rice, gallon of oil etc. How disgusting! YUCK!

3). MTN apologists may argue on coverage in MTN's favour. But as of now, in most towns in Nigeria, whatever edge MTN may have regarding coverage is negligible. It was in the early days of GSM in Nigeria that this arguement may be valid.

I believe everyone that works at MTN needs to go for deliverance cos they are all possessed by an evil, blood sucking demon. This is what prompts them to always go for their customer's jugular. They have nothing to offer but they want to take everything from their customers. Can anyone remember when they said that per second billing wasn't possible? Thank God for Glo. Their 'Who wants to be a millionaire show' is just a way of raking in millions (if not billions) every week thru their home quizz scam. I can go on and on but for the sake of those who have the phobia for long posts, I'm a end it here.

So once again, can anyone convince me on why any sensible person should be on MTN network?

Do you have a sister? or a mother at all? How could any sane being give this kind of advice to another being?? You know what, I'll conclude you are high on crack and so i can't hold you responsible for such an i.d.iotic and contemptible statement. so i'll let it pass.

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=139089.msg8293197#msg8293197 date=1305041967]@igwe419
I did not assault your opinion of BABE! but your view of Kandikane and ogugua88. If I choose to defend them its my prerogative. Your well traveled ignorance is what is on trial.

BABE! responded to me and I to her so stop using her to obscure things, I was not talking to you.

@BABE!
Why you dey fall my hand like this? The guy dey ask you for hook up you con dey talk say im no Hot. Na wa for u o. Even if na joke sef e go tell u the kine person e be.[/quote]No mind her. Na real wa for her. she wan call people wey no dey Hot, she dey call igwe419. When born2fuck, fork adict dey. Na those ones no dey Hot. She dey talk say igwe419 no dey Hot

[quote author=Lord_Reed link=topic=139089.msg8293197#msg8293197 date=1305041967]@igwe419
I did not assault your opinion of BABE! but your view of Kandikane and ogugua88. If I choose to defend them its my prerogative. Your well traveled ignorance is what is on trial.

BABE! responded to me and I to her so stop using her to obscure things, I was not talking to you.

@BABE!
Why you dey fall my hand like this? The guy dey ask you for hook up you con dey talk say im no Hot. Na wa for u o. Even if na joke sef e go tell u the kine person e be.

No mind her. Na real wa for her. she wan call people wey no dey Hot, she dey call igwe419. When born2fuck, fork adict dey. Na those ones no dey Hot. She dey talk say igwe no dey Hot[/quote]

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=139089.msg8292966#msg8292966 date=1305040064]So, I have something to say:  

Igwe419 is not desperate for Womanliness (well not mine Womanliness atleast, I don't know about any other.)

He's one of first guys on NL that will compliment my beauty without acting like a sex-starved, Hot person. He was actually classy about it, relatively.   [color=#990000][/color]Just my 2 cents.  

Can we all have a group hug?! [/quote]Hypocrites too full this forum sha.
So what's the big forking deal if anyone compliments your beauty like a sex starved or Hot person? like you are never Hot? Try to be alone with him. If he doesn't touch you, only then will i agree with you that he's not sex starved but not before.

xynerise:
@patrick. village gals dont fall in luv.

They may not fall in love but they fork in love

ayosmiles:
@mmm. am not tht kinda guy. i have platonic relationship with many girls nd they are very gud friends. theres a lot we can do 4 each other besides sex

Like wetin? tales by moonlight Guy your deak no fit stand ni?

Hey Mods, please take down the chic's pix that goon called maclean put for there abeg

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=659853.msg8264515#msg8264515 date=1304603470]Bragging and huffing and puffing!
Swine, if this is supposed to be a hurtful comeback, then you must be sick. Epic fail!  

I don't babysit sex-starved psychopaths so, head to your village for your kind or keeping seeking the poster's attention. You may end up being lucky, creep.  
Lol! Unnecessary drama, Yelz.
I always say people should know what they are getting into and be ready to handle whatever comes with it.
Like someone earlier said, the only problem here is that the dude was the first to move on.[/quote]Beach. have you done what i asked you to? I guess not cos you can't finger yourself with a knife and still have enough strength to come back here and misyarn. i pity pity your boyfriend or husband. That is if you actually have one. cos i don't believe any real and sensible man can stand you cos you are just disgusting. get it? DISGUSTING!!! YUCK!!!
Another piece of advice for you ho. Go drink 1 gallon of hydrochloric acid. (if you know what that is). You will do the world a whole lot of good by doing so.

[quote author=Missy ★ B link=topic=659853.msg8264515#msg8264515 date=1304603470]Bragging and huffing and puffing!
Swine, if this is supposed to be a hurtful comeback, then you must be sick. Epic fail!  

I don't babysit sex-starved psychopaths so, head to your village for your kind or keeping seeking the poster's attention. You may end up being lucky, creep.  


Beach. have you done what i asked you to? I guess noy cos you can't finger yourself with a knife and still have enough strength to come back here and misyarn? i pity pity your boyfriend or husband. That is if you actually have one. cos i don't believe any real and sensible man can stand you cos you are just disgusting. get it? DISGUSTING!!! YUCK!!!
Another piece of advice for you ho. Go drink 1 gallon of hydrochloric acid. (if you know what that is). You will do the world a whole lot of good by doing so.[/quote]