₦airaland Forum

kandiikane:
That is not important, Next

Please no disrespect. You mentioned earlier that i should know your life history. I agreed and followed up by asking you a very innocent question. next thing is for you to avoid the question. I need to ask if you are confused.

fork adict:
So because say i dey come nairaland na im be say make i sabi your life history Very soon now you go expect make i sabi your best food, best sport, best sexual position etc. Chei i don suffer for NL

kandiikane:
Yes you should,

Ok then shall we begin with the most important aspect of your life history. What is your favourite sexual position? other ones can follow later

kandiikane:
fork adict if you have not notice by now I am sierra leonean and my mother tongue is KRIO

So because say i dey come nairaland na im be say make i sabi your life history Very soon now you go expect make i sabi your best food, best sport, best sexual position etc. Chei i don suffer for NL

^^^ u no be naija shey?how come u sabi yarn pidgin?

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640015.msg8079624#msg8079624 date=1302259095]@
Mr addict, You know if I actually had your time, I would write an extremely long essay coz, I have replies to every single one of your sentence. But, imma keep it short and sweet. I didn't come here to find a fork-buddy,
I came here to "have fun" and laugh so pls drop all these your "NL guys fork talks".

As for Trey and Chris, All I'm gonna say is U NEVER JAM!As for my picture, I gat non' to prove to you, sooo once again POP OFF! [/quote]Bloody empty bluff. I stand by what i said earlier. You no fit EVER fork anyone of them. if you like go meet babalawo, e no fit happen.
You ask me to pop off? What the fork am i even doing with you in the first instance oshi o da**Loooong hissss.**

pro01:
E be like say you never jam spiritual konji; the type wey be say your blockos go full sotey sper.m go dey comot from your yansh, nose, ears and throug your sweat sef. Na dat kind wan you go know say you go spend ya last kobo to fork the babe wey dey on ground. Bone oh my guy. Lol.

Maguy you don craze finish. LMAO

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640015.msg8078861#msg8078861 date=1302251978]Well, the committee of HOT MEN LOVERS, chose me to attend to you! On behalf of the president(Hotie Tima):

"PoP oFF" We don't want NL guys" "The ones that want NL guys have picked their choices, so case closed"

P.S.: We can get hold of them, by the way. In fact, I (BABE!) spoke (skyped) Trey songz and Chris Brown last month. I don't expect you to believe, but I did! [/quote]So for your mind, you tink say you got fit EVER fork Trey or Chris Brown? Now do you have the vaguest idea of how many prettier, sexier, richer and more connected ladies than you that have the same fantasy as you of forking these guys? Again even if somehow by juju or otherwise you end up in a hotel room with any of them, it will be very foolish of them to fork you cos how can they tell for sure if after the act, you wont start screaming you were raped? Please ask african china what happened to him sometime in 2006 when he went on a tour in england.
Then how can you convince them you are a fan and not a groupie?Besides, because these guys have tons of women @ the snap of their fingers, and seeing that you are desperate to fork them, do you think they will care about trying to please you? You know, work on you with their tongues, eating your punny, have protracted forplay with you, delaying their cumming until you are satisfied etc. If you think so, then you are a big joker. Ask guys how they behave when they just fork a free punny they don't care about. The whole act may not even last up to 5 mins. pre-intimacy inclusive.

So, i say to you once again, consider forking guys on NL. It's only a wiser, much more realistic and safer option.
BTW can we even see your pix so we can decide if trey would even look @ you for more than a fraction of a second. let alone go to bed with you.

Hey Ladies. can someone please explian what's going on here to me?? I never knew you guys are this Hot. Ladies planning to r@pe a guy, argueing over who should fork someguy, having someguy for lunch or supper and what have you. Why are you ladies wasting your time on mere fantasies?? Believe me there are loads of fine guys on NL. Guys that will square up to all these guys you are fighting over, one on one, looks for looks. Forget the fame. i guess that's the edge they have over us and that is what is getting you all wet, hot and bothered. Besides, these NL fine guys are @ your beck and call. Can't you ladies consider these guys given their accessibility rather than reaching for someguys that you CAN NEVER GET HOLD OF?

bhusayor:
You guys just keep lamenting everywhere as if some guys dont share the blame as well

You complain bitterly about girls being golddiggers, yet you keep spending on them

Why dont you create a thread to address your fellow men to be more reasonable

Most men are ready to spend their savings on babes just to impress them and get them to date them[/b]If you started this way, What then do you expect from the relationship. The same set of people whinning over the place are guilty of this!

[b]BTW, why must you always go to materialistic/ 'sophisticated' babes when we have a lot of non materialistic and responsible ones out there *and dont you tell me we dont have the latter cos i knw a whole lot of them

The reason why most guys behave unreasonably like you said is because of the effect of konji on guys. Dammmmmn. Its not a nice feeling. Konji has a much more devastating effect on guys than on ladies. that's why guys go all out for sex. I agree with you on this, guys dey fork up as per spending their savings to impress and date chics. BUT I LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYE THRU MY SCREEN AND I TELL YOU THAT I WILL NEVER, REPEAT NEVER DO SUCH. If dat konji go kill me, make e kill me.

The war of hunting for the non-materialistic chics is so long, tedious and excruciating. If person dey chase those ones ehn, konji go nearly kill am.That's why we dont really give a sheet about them. We therfore target those that are more readily available.

@ Inked nerd. Please who said these words Me??
"I think some of you who have read sandraa's have taken it too a whole different level. She wasn't trying to say that as we as women should be blood sucking leeches she was only pointing out that as a society we teach our men to care for women and teach our women that when man can shower you with things whether its gifts, food, money, etc. it equals love."

To reiterate means to repeat what has been said. And i said in my post that you reiterated what sandra earlier said which is what you did in the post above. But na yankee you talk say you dey. Why you no con understand simple vocab So can you answer my question now??

IZUKWU:
It is quite appaulling,i mean i was going after a girl and when she was to agree she told ME that i should care for her and that it is when she sees that i care for her that she can care for me in return. To her caring for her means giving her money for hair,cream,cloth,soap etc. Buying her suya,ice cream,credit etc.The girl no gree make i touch her till i gave her money for hair.Now a month into the r/ship i have spend about #10,000 on her. Imagine my surprise when she called me õne night asking me to send her love text sms. I wäs like what has love got to do with this,after all,i am buying it.So most times it all about money for our girls and what they can get fröm you.And you trying to get your money's worth.So it has become a game.How sad and disheartening.

But maguy, i dey hear say calabar chics no too dey tax person and say dem fit fork person to pieces. but you dey tell us now say dem sef dey tax. omo na wa o

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=639701.msg8071127#msg8071127 date=1302167447]@Everyone: There is no one particular gender to blame. As a society we are all to blame so all this finger pointing is a waste of time. I think some of you who have read sandraa's have taken it too a whole different level. She wasn't trying to say that as we as women should be blood sucking leeches she was only pointing out that as a society we teach our men to care for women and teach our women that when man can shower you with things whether its gifts, food, money, etc. it equals love[b].[/b] I have an aunt who used to live in Nigeria, when she was young, many men used to ask for her hand in marriage and a lot of them thought that the best way to her heart was by buying her gifts. Well, they were wrong because even she could see though all of the gift giving. Its not the just the women who need to reevaluate how the operate, it is the men as we. Seems like some of you have used the lack of female responses to this thread as a means of trying to prove your point.

No one is ignoring the thread. I've read through what you've written both on page one and page two at time some of the things you mention come across a generalizations.

As usual, you always seem to find away to come across as a hypocrite. Not to long ago in other threads I've seen you condoning such behavior.

[/quote]You are only reiterating what Sandra said in her miserable post. LOVE IS NOT EQUAL TO SHOWERING GIFTS, FOOD AND MONEY ON LADIES. Once in a while, i guess its ok to give a chic gifts and or money. But showering gifts and money on a chic? Hell NO. Most naija chics expect guys to shower all these on them and that is where the forking problem lies. That is extortion gotdamnit. Whatever happened to unconditional love??

Let me even tell you a story of one of a friend's sister. While she was in the university, a senior colleague of mine tried to woo her while they both were still in the university. she turned him down. What i do not know for sure is how many times this guy tried to woo her. But after graduating, the guy fortunately got a job with Schlumberger. He went back to woo this same chic and she agreed to date him. They later got married. Why do you think she didn't turn him down after he got a job with Schlum?? This is my point and that of most guys on this thread. How many naija chics accept guys based strictly on natural feelings they have for the guy? Those who do initially will still end up taxing the guy later on in the relationship and God bless the poor guy if he cant cope with her demands. That's when she'll start accusing him of not being able to take care of a lady.

Let me even ask you this question and i hope you answer me. If it's a guy's responsibility in a relationship to shower gifts and food and money on a chic. What then is the chic's responsibilty Anxiously waiting for your response

aribisala0:
nna, me i like tuttpik.

u get anoda wan??

I conclude straight up that you are not into intense and high tempo forking. If you were, you would know that such chics can break into pieces when forking them the hard way. If one con break on top your bed, wetin you go do

Kingsleyinfo:
el grand classico - whatever it means i love high sounding words

i am still waiting for the ladies oh,
why are they passing this thread na,
u see how truth dey pursue women
women defend urself oh,
make we no count you join the bad eggs
imagine buying a create of eggs and finding only 1 and half good eggs
terrible you might say
but thats our naija chicks for you.
infact they are worse than yahoo boys,

Na for where you wan see dem? For this thread? Lai lai. All of dem don take off. Wetin dem fit yarn It is so annoying. Maguy just fashee dem abeg.

Hotie Tima:


well don't lose it them coz it's the truu

It's been proven that once a chic has been starved of drinking cum for a long while, her concentration becomes impaired and as such misposts on the computer. can this by any chance be what is wrong with you hottie tima?

sandraa:
Stop using white girls to compare naija babes abeg!, go check well how many well trained white chic want to date a loser? even their parents wont allow it bro!
its same phinomenom everywhere in the world so dont get it twisted.

As for naija we ve been trained to believe a man shld take care of us even if we have the millions or not likewise d guys ve been trained to take care of their women.
thats y u find a guy that a girl trained in sch will ditch her and marry the one he can train.[b]girls associate love with giving, we believe if he love us he will want to take of me and make me happy ( which is not far from the truth)[/b]Naija girls with dis kind of upbringing will always want something from a guy that claims to love them, she will even test the guy if necessary!

As for the Runs babes it is money all the way , seriouslly wat do u expect from them anyways!

I've got mad issues with every single word in this post of yours. But the emboldened, i will single out to discuss.
You mean your parents trained you to depend on guys to provide for every single need of yours all your life?? Your parents trained you to be a parasite all your life?? Your parents didnt train you to be hardworking and prayerful so that you can attract God's blessings and thus be able to provide for yourself? If you are still in school, i expect your parents to take full responsibility for you and all your needs until you are out of school and you get a job after which i expect them to have trained you to be responsible enough to take care of yourself and not be a parasite on others just because they are guys. You expect a man to take care of you even if you have the millions?? JESUS.

Whenever i see threads on NL that generalise and bash naija chics, i try as much as possible not to comment on those threads because i don't think its fair. I cant stick my neck out for naija chics either because i have had my experiences too. One chic even broke up with me cos she felt i wasn't living up to my responsibilities financially. I had just one regret and that is i only forked her once. If i had a for knowledge that she had that kind of plan, i would have forked her brutally many many times before allowing her to free me. Tell me, even if i wanted to stand up for naija chics on such threads, how do i achieve that with this sick post of yours

girls associate love with giving, we believe if he love us he will want to take of me and make me happy ( which is not far from the truth)
Its girls like you that turn down young and aspiring guys down only to date or get married to old, pot bellied, dirty looking papas in their seventies just because they are rich. You will allow someone as old or even older than your father to stick his old rotten deak into your pussy just because he's got the money to throw around. I can actually imagine you sucking hard on one of those grand papas cock only for him to cum in your mouth. YUCK!!!! I'm outta here.

Hotie Tima:
sorry huni but i also believe wat MZDARKSKIN IS SAYING Nigerian man are bad man, they are so up them self's and ugly a*ss man.there is nothing good about Nigerian man ( no offense )

Are you resident in naija? How many naija guys do you know personally? I aint talking about celebs you see on tv. So the thread is no longer about whether naija guys are attractive or not but its about naija guys having nothing good in them?
Men it takes God's grace to actually read some posts on Nairaland without losing it,

[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=640015.msg8064231#msg8064231 date=1302091316]
Jim Ike is hot but my Asian sensation is only cute?

lol [/quote]Jim Iyke hot forget all the make up and his sunglasses whenever you see him on tv. Many girls Ive spoken with about how hot he is told me he is just slightly above ok. He's got bulging eyeballs. Shine your eyes babe.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640015.msg8064190#msg8064190 date=1302090997]^^Don't mind him o, Skuki especially![/quote]How person weu dey see fit say skuki fine? Skuki wey be say the darker one nearly worwor.
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=640015.msg8064125#msg8064125 date=1302090565]Tosin, pls go and use, OmO, Tura, ST, Joy, and Aerial soap to wash your eyes, lol, and I know all of them.

Skuki is fine? 9ice is fine? Banky w is just ok! Sauce Kid is close to fine sha!

Anyways, as for my Igbo list:

[list]
[li]Kelly HANSOME (check out the name sef  )

M.I. is cute

Ice prince (Is he igbo?)

Jim Iyke (U know he sang a song with 2 face, so he's part of the list)

2 face!

etc, just too many, lol




[/li]

[/list][/quote]MI no suppose dey your list sef. Na wa for naija people sha. i bow for una definition of fine o

[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=640015.msg8063935#msg8063935 date=1302089211]Thank you foreign women and whoever else considers nigerian men hot.

May you never wake up from this lovely dream.[/quote]Are you forking kidding me? Where do you reside?? Obvious say u never waka

Tosinville:
. Banky W
. Darey
. D'banj
. Kas
. Sauce Kid
. Whiz Kid
. 9ice
. Skuki
. MP
. Tha suspect

I only list them only if you even know 4 out of them sha! but come up with just igbo 5 music celebs that are handsome here.

haba Tosin. 9ice, skuki,MP,Tha suspect fine ke? Pls don't makeme laff

harakiri:
I have seen dumb a$$ threads on nairaland but this is the height of it all. What is happening to this forum? How did this happen? Why the deterioration?

Maguy ehn, i just tire.

Truthfully speaking, i got no qualms whatsoever with this post or the poster. Ok poster, you are the most handsome guy on nairaland. SO FORK WHAT Take am go GTB or 1st Bank go collect N1 Billion na. Guys dey hustle for town as dem go take get beta money wey dem go take dey fork chics any anyhow, you dey NL dey give yourself prize.

However, i got mega qualms with those faceless guys who want to claim the title with nothing to back it up. No pix, no nada. And as for the chics that lash out at the OP with nothing on their profile pix, you guys suck a whole lot more. At least the op is bold enough to post his pix. I give that to him. POST YOUR PIX BEFORE YOU CONDEMN THE GUY ABEG.

Please my sincere apologies to people with one form of disability or the other. The post above wasnt meant to slight you guys in ANY WAY. I got nothing but love for you guys. Nothing but LOVE. Peace.