₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
Samantha though, no chill. Been reading her tweets and it's really sadd what she has lowered herself to because of a game.

For a 29-year old woman, she's really immature. She is yet to sit and ask vital questions eg. I f I was in the right by attacking Tayo's character, how come I got just one vote...or "how come it's only mine and Idris' fans that love me?"

And her hate-filled fans are filling her head with nonsense about her being perfect and 'exposing the cry baby'. Apologies to any SAcans here, but that country is filled with some of the most bitter people on earth and I'm sure M'am Bea and Kaycey Moore woulsn't have been as bitter as they are now if they weren't living there as long as they've been

Na wa for you o. Must you drag South Africa into this sheet? Your apologies not withstanding. Always instigating stuffs. If it ain't Ghana it will be Southy. SMH

Elikem, Uti and Vimbai chilling in the kitchen whilst Uti cooked. And they were speaking with ghetto phonetics. For instance instead of 'oh my God you can cook'. They said ' oh my Goiz, you can coork. And many more. Vimbai be having the time of her life. Looks like she relishes the company of handsome dudes. Recall Wendell's case.

The house is a bit calm.

Lu be playing with psycho Goitse.

Altogether, no big deal for now. For now o. Cos these new housemates are like mines. Any little thing might trigger an explosion.

yiwaldecanta:
What did she say to Ella a beg?

A lot. At different times tho. One instance, she told ellah that how much does her shoe cost $20, $40 apparently ridiculing her.

Then she told Butterfly that once she is out of the house and opportunities start coming her way, her baby daddy will be very happy cos that will automatically translate to less maintenance cost for him. LOL

Ellah in the laundry cleaning up and lamenting to Butterfly. LMAO.

P.S: If you ain't watching the show tonight, Omo you are on a looooooong tin.

Tears trickling down my eyes from laughing excessively. Thank you Biggie.

Lionel acting like a lunatic.

Ellah was standing a few feet from him and He took a mouthful of a drink and spewed it in her direction. See as she run.

JJ, Ella and Butterfly are lamenting about how Vimbai has tortured them today.LMAO.

Na did one be BOOK OF LAMENTATIONS2.

sugarcoconut:
He's actually contradicting himself. What u thought u read is actually what he wrote.

He com change rythm again or maybe I ll take it it was a slip of finger

Abi. Thank you o. I just didn't feel up to the task of going back to verify. Too much stress. What he wrote was Uti and Melvin stepped out of their comfort zone. That was what prompted my question.

yiwaldecanta:
Uti stepped out of his comfort zone and became a success in and out of the house
Melvin didn't and flopped both in and outside the house.
You get my point?( in tayo's voice)

I didnt initially but now i do.

yiwaldecanta:
I really hope the housemates tap energy from these veterans and improve their games,because this show goes beyond the house....most successful people are people who are ready to step out of their comfort zones.Uti and Melvin being a perfect example.

melvin? ready to step out of his comfort zone? No further comments.

I say oya na.

Ooops! Missed this time.

This is just to prove that I got the means and resources to acquire as many plots as i desire. This is a demo of what will happen on page 1000. I got 9 plots. At par with the reputable, serial plot acquisitor @waxdude.

@waxdude, thanks dude.

oya na

i say una go tire

una go tire

still more

some more

yet again

and again

again

Akshow:
More like down syndrome.

Na like dat person with down syndrome dey look?

ShortPistolZA:
It's hard not to take notice & question the state of mind of someone that sniffs & licks other people's feet. Your boy was snacking on Goitse's feet

Dude is into foot fetish. There are people like that. Even DKB licked Zainab's foot on air on one tv show like that while apologising to her for being the cause of her disqualification during BB Stargame.

I have my fetish too. But most definitely not foot. I guess so do you too.

If having a fetish qualifies someone as a weirdo, then I guess I am a weirdo too. And if you have a fetish, that makes you a weirdo as well.

ShortPistolZA:
Lu Clay also calling Denzel a weirdo

Are the fake housemates supposed to be assessing one another or the real housemates

I thot the whole charade was about the real housemates.

ShortPistolZA:
Point form doesn't make you less of a photocopier machine (1), Polly. Kwaaa (2).

Adios coño (3)

(1) Doesnt make you a 'Nobel prize winner' in the art of flaming either.
(2) Hallu kwaaa.
(3) Bye Beach.

Chiazalam1:
Fork this guys are buddies. Its like having your friend visiting your home, you will do anything to make him comfortable. Besides I think their friendship dates way back. But that's how we roll here na. Respect begat respect.

Yeah. i guess.

aereec:
Dude chill. He said that last night… "shey make I fetch water for una?".

Excuse me? Your point?

ShortPistolZA:
He's the one that started with the snark by nit-picking at my post about Denzel, his boy crush (1). Anyway, I don't do long arguments (2), so I'm done with him because he is boring too on top of all his other online traits (3).

(1) I didnt nit-pick. i only asked you to quit acting like a psychoanalytical criminologist. Thats all.
(2) I dont neither. This sheet can either stop or persist. Your pick.
(3) kikikikikiki. Basket mouth of nairaland. i won't watch your show even if i'll get paid.

ShortPistolZA:
Add unoriginal too (1). Do you have to mimick everything I say or are you having an identity crisis as a parrot (2)? Shoo, Polly the parrot (3)

(1) Add id.iotic to your list too.
(2) Nope, you are the one having an identity crisis by hallucinating and thus feeling like a psychoanalytic criminologist.
(3) Shoo, hallu, the hallucinator.

yiwaldecanta:
Stop it already, you know short pistol is a woman, I didn't expect such from you.

Alright dude.

But since she's your bestie, please tell her not to insult me. All I did was to critique her antagonistsic post on Denzel. And she came all out guns blazing and venom spewing with all sorts of insults.

ShortPistolZA:
Predictable. Empty drivel as usual. (1)

Now I'm really done with your hollow head (2). Totsiens, bhari ke wena (3).

(1) You knew it was empty and you embarked on it? Id.iot.
(2) Just like i'm done with yours f.ool
(3) Ko ni da fun e. (I got my local language too)

Harbosede02:
So miss p and sipe get beef??

Why you talk so?

ShortPistolZA:
That's because I love guns. I grew up in a military family (1). Now give a plausible explanation to why your guy is so creepy & voetsek after you're done (2).

(1) Please feel free to love anything that makes you wet. Guns, money, deaks, whatever. I dont give a flying FORK!
(2) FYI, I find you creepier than Denzel with that sickening picture.

As for the voetsek thingy, I say, ladies first. So i'll get lost after you.

ShortPistolZA:
You're really retarded. Get stepping, fo.ol.

LMAO.

Isn't it ironic?

You display a gun as your profile pix a few weeks ago and now you are accussing an innocent dude of looking like a serial killer. If anyone deserves that accussation, it is YOU!

Now, get stepping, bigger f.ool