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yiwaldecanta:
You didn't watch last night ,he was all over uti ,he even went to lie on his bed....like seriously?

LMFAO @ you didnt watch last night.

So when did Tayo make that statement that he will fetch water for Uti. This afternoon?

FYI. I watched every bit of it. From their entering the house, the macky 2 yawa, the Miss peo-Sheila-Ndanda yawa, the Ndanda-Denzel yawa, the dance routine which involved Uti Elikem Vimbai with tayo drumming. Everything till 11;30pm.

So pl-e-a-se.

Islie:
seems Vimbai and Luclay have successfully hide the juggling kit

let me see how them go para for the house if them sabi Wetin these guys Don do

LMAO.

I just hope say Biggie go fit contain the situation if the hotshots start to dey para o.

ShortPistolZA:
No, I read the book

I freaking knew it!

Little wonder you were trying to pull a pseudo pshychoanalytical criminologist on my boy Denzel.

ninnyanny:
I think he said all that to show how happy he really was to see uti....not just uti but someone who truly understands him....dos borites have been making him feel abnormal.

Yep.

He said to uti, 'these people dey make me feel somehow. i con dey tink say i dey abnormal.' Uti then replied 'You dey normal, na hin you dey Big brother house? Anybody wey dey big brother house no dey normal na.' Both of them laughed over it.

he was ecstatic at seeing those former housemates Luclay, elikem and most especially Uti.

yiwaldecanta:
Respect but still maintain your dignity and composure, he is practically worshipping uti and it is giving me nausea and really getting on my nerves.

I guess he's just soooo happy to see him and he's willing to make his stay a comfortable one. so if you call that 'worshipping' then its your piece of cake. I call it hospitality. Even tho I heard him tell Uti yesterday that he will do anything for him in the house that he'll fetch water for him amongst other things. I was like wtf!

ifyjip:
can't I get it myself? how much does it cost and whr can I get it pls

Its very very scarce. You will only stress yourself for nothing. Just do as @ninnynanny says and credit her account. she'll get it for you.

Rawdeal:
Ella just told Denzel he's a perv. you guys defending him, can you sleep in the same bed with the guy

I find it very challenging sharing the same bed with a guy. Any guy at that. So my not being able to share a bed with Denzel doesnt mean jack.

yiwaldecanta:
Besides uti is not even that big of a star....

Well, that depends on your definition of big. Can you define big?

Forwetinnah:
Help me ask yam why him put me for 24hrs detention biko??

No mind the guy. he is a heartless dictator. No fair trial, no rule of law. he just bundles you to prison or detention as he deems fit.

the God that delivered us from the hands of Abacha will deliver us from his hands too.

Please say Amen.

Briareos:
Someone has seen Hitchcock's Psycho

Heys Ogbeni MOD,

I see you o.

ehen.

safarigirl:
lol...oh, like you didn't see when I said he needs to stop dragging issues yesterday....

My apologies if you did.

But how the fork did I miss that?

Let me go in search of it.

Howdy tho?

WORLDPEACE:
I just wanted to welcome you by messing with you a little.
Tayo's personality type clashes with that of most of the other housemates heightened by the fact that this is a game show where a housemate would naturally be suspicious of the motive behind every action of another. He's done some stupid and insensitive things, he has an overtly 'bring it on' mentality and presently he is flirting a little with paranoia. But he'll be alright because he is the most interesting character in the house. He will be there longer than most and I think he has a strong chance of winning the prize.

Now this is a very realistic, factual and balanced opinion of tayo's conduct in the house thus far.

@safarigirl,
Please take note.

ShortPistolZA:
Bleep you. I don't have time for this hamster wheel shyt with no valid argument.

DISMISSED

Dismissed Hell no.

Fork you too. I don't have time for this hamster wheel shyt neither.

Now, you are DISMISSED.

Harbosede02:
Elikem-the hotshot housemates don't knw wat they are here for.

End of story.

Beaches be openly analysing the game instead of them to forking entertain.

A word for Biggie and Multichoice/DSTV or whoever. Let then forking revise the voting and eviction terms for next season.

ShortPistolZA:
Then don't fvcking tell me I should quit doing yada yada as if I'm here to indulge you. Boy, please.

I havent told you to quit doing yada yada as if you are here to indulge me have I? Girl, please.

Rawdeal:
constantly sticking out his tongue and licking people's toes

Ever heard of foot fetish i guess not.

I am not down with that sheet too. But i dont let that hinder my love for the dude's entertainment.

Chiazalam1:
I like the guy abeg

God bless you too.

May everything you lay your hands on prosper. You will not die young. may you live long to savour the fruit of your labour.

Same to you also @Dannyxy.


Anybody else that wants to partake in God's blessing? Just come and profess your love for denzel and prophet Fork addict will pray for you. god bless you as you do so.

ShortPistolZA:
Just because YOU say so? Ha! Mudder fugger, I am not here to appease you.

i dint say you were here to appease me. Did i? Beach.

njokusboy:
Lolzz, lock up, you think say na everybody I go support.... If naija carry denrenle come here you think say I go support am...
If denzel na naija guy, I no go even watch sef

Ok then. No wahala.

But you sure say you no go support Denrele if he rep naija next year

Dannyxy:
I don't just like when people are being dismissed for their looks, they didn't create themselves, the fact that you are good looking does not make you a better person than someone who is not...


and Amen

Again ehn, God go still bless you more.

So tey person dey compare am to serial killer. SERIAL KILLER FA Hian!

ShortPistolZA:
Then what are you bytching about, punkass?

That you should quit acting like a psychoanalytic criminologist, beach.

njokusboy:
Uti to tayo, u dey fvck up ur game oh

Now what the fork is this all about?

Are the former housemates in their meant to school them on how to play their game now or what?

I expected any reference whatsoever to the hotshot's game should have been expressly forbidden in their contract.

Biggie, what the fork is this about?

WORLDPEACE:
The guy said his mum did not even know he had begun doing the nasty until he got his girl pregnant. You want a girl to now be blowing him on continental TV. What do you think it would do to his mama's poor heart ehnn ?

LOL.

His poor mama should know that dude is 21 years old 9if not older) and should be man enough to take responsibility for his actions.

Forwetinnah:
Awwww..Sipe all made up!! Erikem* all suited up..Feza looking very nice(though I think Weza would have been a better choice regardless of her country being there or not *perfect seductress*) Denzel I like a lot...dude is interesting in a weird way, never wanted him out the 1st week in his season

** Bia this walker, no mess up o**

God bless you jare.

ShortPistolZA:
Dude, do you have grainy sand up your mangina or what? This is the 2nd time you're trying me with your comments.

PS: I will say whatever the fvck I want. Now how about that?

I havent said you shouldnt say whatever the fork you want. Have I?

Psychoanalytic Criminologist wanna be.

Dannyxy:
you guys are too hard on denzel, and it's because of his looks, many might deny it, but you guys are dismissing him because of his looks.

he is a cool guy.. he is acting his script

God bless you jare. i just tire.

Funny thing be say if he were a Nigerian, na so all of dem go dey hype am till Shekau convert to christainity. case in point melvin and tayo's support on here despite the variance in temperaments but common nationality.

But because he isn't naija? Dude is constantly being attacked.

yiwaldecanta:
That's because I never took the fight seriously in the first place,it provided a little amusement initially but suddenly became boring and stale.
No I don't have mood swings....why do you think so?

Because of the ease with which you switch between the aggressive and soft personas. In any case sha, fair enough.

safarigirl:
imagine. After e don use same craw-craw mouth for HoElla. The kid thinks he's smart, he'll personally destroy himself by the end of the week

Never mind about the dude. Irrespective of how inexperienced he may be, he should be able to take care of himself. Hopefully.

Please worry more about Tayo. Acting all worked up at close contact with a chic. he needs to handle such pressures maturely.

njokusboy:
Hian

No mind her o.

She's hallucinating.

ShortPistolZA:
Yeah, there's something very shady, gross & creepy about the guy. Like he could be a Norman Bates kind of serial killer. The type that would put on female clothing & makeup just before slitting your throat. Shudders.

I guess thats for you. But for me, theres nothing very shady, gross nor creepy about the guy. Nothing like he could be a Norman bates kind of serial killer. Never the type that would put on female clothing and make up just before slitting your (Shortpistol's) throat.

I guess you are now a psychoanalytic criminologist. WTF!

Please let those of us that like him enjoy him. To each his own. Again, WTF!

Rawdeal:
He couldn't lift the dumbbell, dropped them on the floor and started talking to them. what I heard was "be nice to me. I'm going to lift you now and I want you to let me"

this guy is every shade of disgusting

LOL.

Well thats the thing with the guy. His form of entertainment doesnt cut across all strata of viewing audience.

But for me, the guy is every shade of entertaining.

njokusboy:
Denzel dey carry weight....

Dis dude is a freak aswear

Please what's the corellation between carrying weights and being a freak?