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forkadict:
E don tey wey me dey talk am say the girl na one big psycha.

Imagine the confused situation she has got Idris into? And dude is apparently inexperienced to handle complex situations like this?

The beach disgusts me. Dammmmn.

And to think that she was the one who practically pushed Idris into Ella's more than waiting arms? Now she wants him back? And it had to take Fezas intervention for her to make up her mind? And she's 21 years old? What a confused kid.

dynamitee:
meanwhile goitse is still assessing their situation.

They just kissed by the way, couldn't take a pic cos I was typing this msg


Oh and I didn't mean deeper life kiss. The kiss was the kind where sounds were made and heads were moving and it lasted about 10 seconds (can't be sure as I wasn't timing)

And then he tried to kiss goitse earlier but she said no not until she assesses the situation.
For her sake may her assessment be fruitless

E don tey wey me dey talk am say the girl na one big psycha.

Imagine the confused situation she has got Idris into? And dude is apparently inexperienced to handle complex situations like this?

The beach disgusts me. Dammmmn.

yiwaldecanta:
All the fights spade was my fault ,am a very hopeless person... I deserve to be killed...forgive pls.

What manner of person are you dude? Acting all tough and gangsta and sheet this minute and all soft and sweet the next.

This shows an imbalance in your psychological make up. Do you have mood swings?

But its all good tho. Glad you and my homeboy buried the forking hatchet.

cutemii:
Yiwaldecanta...u are not to be trusted one bit

U can NEVER change...

Always fighing and abusing



You are the worst thing that has ever happen to this thread since u join


I wish Tayo fans can avoid u like I do even when u drop those ur hypocrite luv comment about him...I give up on ur case!!!

And you are the best thing that has ever 'happen' to this thread since you join?

Just asking.

If @decanta gets you worked up so, why not avoid her posts? Big deal?

Again, just asking.

yiwaldecanta:
OK now the fake housemates have been busted, what happens next?

How possible is this and who the fork is responsible?

This has been my fear all along and I expressed same some ten fifteen pages back.

So what happens next?

MyLocalTrouble:
KC go dey cry now. ..shaaaaame!! The girl is dazed with lust for Uti

Those calling Uti gay..did you hear Tayo telling him to dis-virgin the girls. Rumour mongers!!

Hin deak no go gree stand.

Uti now officially on Ellahs case.

Ellah is smitten. Says Utis not to be trusted.

njokusboy:
Bwahahahaha...

E dey pain you oh...

E dey pain me die. Goitse had her chance and she blew it. Now she's trying to ruin someone else's opportunity.

Confused thing.

olumuyiolaoluwa:
Una sure say Goitse nor get small psycho.

Me, I sure say na BIG psycho she get.

YAWA OOOOOOOOOO


Elikem na bastatd. I love this...

1st major drama about to go down in seconds...

MyLocalTrouble:
Feza match making Idris and Goitse....so long Ellah

Abeg na who send Feza message?

Now she's trying to squash Idris and Ella's sheet. For a psychopathic Goitse?

WTF!

spade:
Ooooh, Cycle! Now I get it!!!
I wasn't even thinking hard enough to remember what cycle meant in that context.

Jew man!

ShortPistolZA:
I just wanna hug Macky, he looks lost.

Sheila getting on my nerve with her fronting.

And who's stopping you from hugging him? Pls go ahead...

Luclay, miss p and Feza doing a situation appraisal.
Feza said that Ndanda invited her to his bed and she was shocked she didn't know how to react. She also said that he asked them to take a shower and she's reluctant to.

I don't think this sheet will last tho before the housemates figure it out. Cos while Feza was hanging with Butterfly and Ndanda, and the shower issue came up, ndanda said it may not be necessary since they were coming from Babylon. Butti said that they were coming from next door meaning the second house. Feza just sat there like one mumu at a loss for what to say.

They need to put their acts together.

Butterfly is visibly worn out. She is clearly fed up.

JJ is looking threatened.

My homeboy Denzel already repping semi nude.

Tayo be beating his drum and singing so loudly. Uti, Lionel, Elikem and Vimbai were dancing. Sheila had to come join in the dance. Very cringe worthy sight. Nasty hypocrite.

This is chaos! Pure chaos. Biggie is insane.

Uti already psyching up Tayo. Dude is just ecstatic. He's already drawing strength from Uti.

I just hope these new housemates do not provide the former housemates with any form of feedback from the outside world.

But I guess non disclosure should form a prominent part of their contracts.

Let Fork Addict sit back and enjoy the show.

Dannyxy:
who else is happy to see feza?, I know I am, she was such a cutie before oneal wrecked her.

I see this as a chance to redeem herself.. ohhh feza, the girls in that house got nothing on her, with her white teeth, oh I love ladies with clean white teeth.

Are your teeth clean and white?

Just asking.

ladunsky:
wetin una dey plan....?

I wan invade the guy pages ni

And the march towards the promise land (page 1000) has commenced in earnest

spade:
Meeeeehn, that Macky2 no be small boy o!
Nigga has LOTS of Facebook Pages (AND Groups!) dedicated to him, and some of them even have over 50,000 Likes!
That guy's strength makes my balls ache

1. Big Brother Hotshot: Mark Mulaza Kaira Macky2 - 19,000 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1472232059715014

2. Macky2 - 58,000 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/OfficialMacky2

3. Macky2 BBA9 Hotshots - 30,000 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/macky2bba9hotshots

4. Macky 2 BBA Hotshots - 4,900 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=317517698435776

5. Macky 2 (Group) - 3,200 Members
https://m./233369663440106

6. Macky2 and Chef187 Fanpage (Group) - 10,000 Members
https://m./554526934669070

As my favorite underground rapper Twisted Insane would say... "Pick your poison".

Thanks for coming thru. I knew I could count on you. So I guess the requirement is for me to open a facebook account right? Cos I dont have none. Please confirm ASAP.

THEAMAKA:
What does "okpolor" mean? I like her eyes tho. I think it's what makes her stand out the most.

okpolor is the yoruba name for frog.

Pheeew! Finally up to speed with the backlog of pages.

I would like to comment on some recent developments on the show tho:

1. Macky 2: I see this dude in the finals already. Biggie manipulating the eviction terms on Sunday but for that, he should have been evicted. It became clear that he isnt as strong as is largely perceived. Then how in Hell did he win the funniest And please I would like to request a favor. @Spade or Anyone? I need the link for Zambia's BB fan page. I need to go resgister ASAP and distract those Macky 2 fans from focusing on their mission. They have proven beyond all reasonable doubts they are not smiling. Neither should we smile too. ATTENTION: @Spade: Please treat as a matter of NATIONAL PRIORITY.

2. Biggies decision to bring back former housemates was received with a mix of ecstacy and skepticism by me. Cos i agree with @The Amaka that Biggie is testing the waters for a Big Brother africa all stars2 which I am expecting next year. I also think he is trying to salvage the dipping ratings. But I am ecstatic at seeing my homeboy denzel again albeit for a week. (winks @thatchick)

3. Samantha and 265 eviction. I was glad to see them leave. No hard feelings.

juicegin92:
La class.FACT SA ROCKS.

So what do you expect us to do with these pictures?

safarigirl:
thank God you know that one. Biggie knows what he's doing. If Goitse had gotten 3 votes, na she for dey do post eviction interview by now. But Biggie didn't see those 4 votes coming for her, he never hesperredit

No be dis same you i prostrate for say make we no vote for Goitse?

Una don save her now so tey she still dey the house. Meanwhile, your warped strategy was thinking that she would be evicted and Bots will be indebted to us. Una don see am now?

I wonder when Bots will ever repay naija. Cos i see at least a Bots rep in the finals. Or are you guys expecting Bots to ditch their rep and vote for THE REAL Tayo by some stroke of over stretched optimism

Dannyxy:
I laugh at people who think tayo will have an altercation with uti keep deceiving yourselves.

you guys make it look like tayo is a devil who gors about picking fights with housemates.. tayo is the devil, the other housemates are saints ..

just watch uti and tayo, even elikem. the bromace
will be something else.

On the contrary. Its you guys that are making tayo look like a saint and other housemates like the devil.

ladunsky:
I love you...

Next time, abeg try add the caveat 'no homo'

Because people fit dey imagine things. and rightfully so.

safarigirl:
you're talking how many seasons ago? Rules change. It's not like they're coming to actually compete.

For all we know no VE or DQ was allowed this season

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Rules change.

To add to your theories, no first runner up (second position) is eligible to be in a gig this big also.

For all we know No voluntary exits, no disqualifications and no first runner ups. LMAO.

yiwaldecanta:
You have it all figured out,you were so certain three people will leave on Sunday, you were very certain macky 2 will get the highest vote ......I just dey observe you in 3d.

As for the three people that should have left last Sunday. Believe it or not, Biggie manipulated the terms there. Since the show started, its been 3 people evicted this week and 2 people the next week. This pattern has been repetitive since the show started. Biggie assessed the situation and was reluctant to let Macky 2 go perhaps cos of the financial impact his exit may have on the show. With this development, we may safely conclude that macky 2 is already in the finals.

As for the other allegations, I guess @Safarigirl can respond adequately. If she so elects that is.

yiwaldecanta:
If all fingers are pointing at you, then you must be doing something wrong...... Samantha was the witch,she was the instigator, she was the reason why everyone hated tayo,now Samantha and Mr 265 were evicted on sunday.How many people has tayo fought with since then?
I pity you people defending him ,you will soon run out of defences.....waiting to see what you guys come up with when he will fight with our national treasure Uti......for tayo's sake I really hope he gives uti the proper respect he deserves because if he dares try this rubbish with Uti,the repercussions and backlash will be too much for him to handle....... and I don't just mean inside the house.

I am not sure he will try that sheet with Uti. First because they are both good friends in the real world. And second, Uti no be all these small boys wey he dey push around for the house. JJ, Permithias and dem dem.

safarigirl:
he has no friends in that house.

Anyone that will much rather run me down to others instead of coming to me and expressing him or herself is not my friend. Do you guys even know who a friend is?

I'm not building any bridge anymore. They can all go to Hades, every single one of those two-faced hypocrites in that house and people who support such evil and justify it

I have mentioned it earlier and I will mention it again. Living in the Big brother house entails a whole lot of scarifice. Give and take if you may. You dont get to call all the shots all the time. It cant work that way. Why must all the living conditions revolve around tayo alone? Why should a number of individuals be at the mercy of one single murraforker?

Tayo shouts down these people in the presence of other housemates. This, I find disrespectful. Whatever happened to having a one-on-one discussion with any housemate he disagrees with? It's okay for tayo to belittle housemates in the presence of others but it is not okay for the housemates who felt disparaged to vent their frustrations with other housemates even if that provides them some form of releief?

Tayo chooses how to disrespect erring housemates. He also wants to determine how they should vent their frustrations. Because say na him get the house wey all dem gather dey abi

Dude needs to chill. Chill and almost freeze.