₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
M'am Bea: I don't like hypocrites...I don't like people that make fake apologies and I don't like people walking all over me

M'am Bea: That you're loud doesn't mean you know more than others

None of this said to Tayo, because Goitse and Ella are the preferred confidants.

Cc @ ochon. Defence attorney to hypocrites

@Ochon,

This shouldnt go unaddressed and exhaustively too.


@safarigirl,

Isn't an attorney's first responsibility to his clients? irrespective of who they are? So if they turn out to be hypocrites then so be it.

P.S: I am not in any way holding brief for @Ochon.

THEAMAKA:
And anyone notice no former housemate from BBA Star Game was brought back? I wonder why.

Disqualification.

Rocki, Maneta, Zainab, DKB.

These were worthy murraforkers that couldnt make it for obvious reasons.

safarigirl:
The only eligible HMs are those that did NOT leave via DQ or voluntary exit. Hence no Roki, Ola/Chris, Hannington, Maneta etc. Also rivals were not brought in hence there's no Munya for Uti, no Nando for Elikem, no Pokello for Feza and no Karen for Vimbai, that would be too much drama

Not true.

Jennifer was brought back for All stars after she took the voluntary exit at BB The Revolution.

Undra:
Its Skinny Ugly Insecure Gals syndrome that this Safarigal has.

And your own syndrome is?

Just asking.

Dannyxy:
*coughs * I want to make a speech

ehm

goodnight my fellow Nigerians, it's with great pleasure I want to tell you that the mod has unbanned me, I want to thanks those that championed the free dannyxy campaign, oluwa bless you.. I am so emotional now, tears of joy, I need someone to hug me now(a lady to be precise, every decanta stay away, ehen), thank you, thank. God bless Nigeria...
solidarity forever, solidarity foreeeverr, solidarity foreverrr, we shall always fight for our right.. *matches to aso rock*


s/o forkaddict, silent bang, ksslib, cestmoi1, fotwetinnah, lumesview, njokupikin, thank you

and if I forgot anyone, please forgive me, I am so emotional now

Welcome back bro. Good to know you have been released by that heartless dictator called Braieros.

Ensure you be a law abiding citizen of the land going forward.

Librate:
Una good morning
Heading to church

From there make you enter mosque go do Assalatu. All follo join.

Gud morning.

yiwaldecanta:
OK the task is done and I think am done with this
Page for now,I will be back on the finale.ksslib,ochon,fork addit,safarigirl,reincarnated... You guys should pls keep our page alive
My bestie shortpiztol keep repping .
Spade everything I said to you or about you I didn't mean any of them,I have forgiven you for the ones you said to me and I hope you forgive me for the ones I said to you.
Pls no insults....

K bye.

But if you can make it back before the finale, please do.

yiwaldecanta:
Don't join them and hate me too ,asides from my antics and brashness ,am one of the coolest people you will ever know.......and dude don't even bring up the pampers joke cos I don't swing that way,never have and never will.....

Dude you really need to calm down. I don't hate you and I have never directly attacked you also like I mentioned earlier, some of your posts are logically sound. That you have a protracted squabble with @Spade DOESNT make him less my homeboy. And if I refer to him as such whilst quoting you doesn't count as an attack on you.

And where did I bring up the pampers joke in the post you referred to? Dude, I'm not saying you shouldn't accuse me of crimes, but I will appreciate if you do so with a little common sense and clear headedness. Thanks.

But all in all, we are still together. Notin dey happen.

yiwaldecanta:
The only person that will want Nigerians to boycott a show like BBA is a clueless person who lacks a proper thinking faculty. like it or not ,there are several unemployed youths in Nigeria who are fighting so hard to make ends meet ,the big brother platform is a means for them to expose themselves win or not ,they move on to other things and start earning enough to take care of themselves and their families.
Others are behind the scene workers who rely on the show to take care of their families and put food on their tables.
Should I now go on about the various companies that use bba as a platform to showcase their products to other African countries who had no prior knowledge of the said product ( honey well noodles)
Reforming the voting system seems valid but outright boycotting? Whomever raised that suggestion is obviously a big fooool and deserves to be whipped ( spade am looking at you)

Taking out my homeboy @Spade's name, and also taking out the part where you called those clamouring for a boycott fools, I concur with this post.

Further, I really don't see the Naija housemates in the show as representatives of Naija per se. I only see them as Nigerian citizens doing there individual sheet in SA. That is quite different from Naija Olympic contingents representing Naija in the Olympic games. In that case, na Naija send dem message. But she na Naija send Uti or Karen or Kevin message?

yiwal:
Never knew joining this page will be this fun,I could have joined last year.

Never knew that this page would be infected with a virus, I would have deactivated my account since last year.

yiwal:
Lol were you ever deluding yourself that something could have happened between us?(1)....you are truly on a long thing(2).

(1) Initially perhaps so. But since the truth had been unravelled? Naah.
(2) Since the truth had been unravelled? Ope o

Reincarnated:
Confam!

Alright sir. we are on.
Holla when you are done.

Reincarnated:
Forkadict I dey see say u jus dey pop in and out. Now that I dey here so, u nor wan show face oga diaris God oh

Hey bro. Hwdy?

Can you give me 15 mins to arrange the stuff?

I need you to confirm.

PROFESORlabamba:
one human being like that enter thread, e come dey disturb say she be lesbian, any small thing "I am a lez", "I am a lesbian", "do you know I am a les",
naso I vex come dey shook am yarns, we fight sotay them ban me.. the girl no stop, e still dey disturb us, e no gree us hear word with "I am a lesbian", naso spade baba vex come disgrace am, e post the face book account of the human being, e post the guy picture here, we come find out say na guy, the guy rub groundnut oil for him body, come carry guitar, we come find out say the baba dey find yansh to kpansh, na oluwa save egbon forkaddict, na him for fall first victim..

Yesssso.

Oluwa is involved.

yiwal:
Notable mentions
Decanta
Ochon
Silly spade
Sholey
Safari girl
Biolres( Mr banner)
Quack Mr Nairaland liberate
Fork addict
.....am entering you all in page 666.

Thanks so much. Much appreciated.

But you no suppose put Braieros for the list. The guy dey fork up gaan.

HERROYALFINEST:
Heloo everyone, so good to be here. Dis place is jst like anoda BBA' house! The quarells, banters, fights, criticism, ban, yabs and jokes are all part of wat makes us unique. Shout out to: Worldpeace, aitee1, njokusboy( resident CIA) , ghkwame1, shortpistolZA,safarigirl (one man army , all4naija, profesorlabamba, Mr forkaddict, forwetinnah(her moniker alone makes me smile) , braindamage( another funny moniker), jjii, chiazalam1, ksslib(wit à double S), OChON (defender of the oppressed and my secret crush , ninnyanny,decantain(anoda one man army) and others abeg una Weldone oo, am new here and also new on nairaland Biko welcome me!

Welcome.

May you enjoy your stay in the land.

WORLDPEACE:
Ope o! Fear been don catch me now. With all my hard labour.

LMAO.

We go meet for page 1000

Tayo and Trezz this night tho.

Butterfly is enduring their gyrations.

Meanwhile, Samantha has had a word with Trezz still on the incident.

Trezz has promised Biggie and the viewers that he and Tayo ain't going nowhere till 7th Dec.

The Big Brother Resident Prophet has spoken.

WORLDPEACE:
No plots for abj? Na there I pay for.

Okay.

Asokoro, Maitama, Wuse zones 1&2 all follow join.

To all those fake estate agents that have been acquiring plots since this show started, the real plot owners are those that make the 1000th page.

So all of una, na for Ajegunle and Bariga una plots dey. The plots on 1000th page are in Lekki and Victoria Garden City.

Let's go!

Did Biggie give these housemates Eroxy 5000?

The housemates energy level this night ehn, no be here o.

Meanwhile, I saw Tayo and Sheila discussing somewhere. My guess is, they are reviewing the Sheila-Trez incidence.

safarigirl:
Biggie: Tayo, can I be your second wife?

Tayo: Yes, of course.

Biggie: I don't want to see you with any other swoman once we're married

Tayo: except the first wife.

If I hear say this female Biggie no dey trip for Tayo

Even Patience Jonathan dey trip for Tayo.

WTF.

Tone down on this Stan of yours Abeg.

ochon:
An all-paid expensive trip to Dubai, with Forkadict alone.

LMFAO

With all pleasure bro.

I will be living Mike Adenugas dream. Hehehehehe

YACAA:
Aaaaaw so I just spoke to Elikem on the phone ( so excited lol) . He was part of the judges at my former school for Show CAS ( Creativity Action Service) and I am just excited and proud of him. I got them to call me and put him on the phone ; such a goal-driven gentleman.Pardon me for my groupie moment but I needed to share this. God bless his hustle.on to the Chase

On to the Chase

I can see you are really basking in your groupie moment

decantain:
Pls I need the old biggy back.....this woman is irritating.

Well, I guess its different strokes for different folks cos I enjoy her.

I wonder why many people have challenges ignoring certain trolls whenever they invade nairaland with their unprovoked and psychopathic attacks. One thing yall should realise is that such attacks are unsustainable in the long run. And by long run I mean between three to four pages max. Whch even sounds more like short run. Proof? You may refer to the most recent ouburst by the id.iot who is a namesake of one of our Ghanaian brothers. But I am certain that if one of us had enagaged him directly, we would have had nuclear holocaust on our hands by now.

These attacks may be likened to a situation where one is in the market and a mad man in the same market starts insulting the individual. In that situation, what is the best course of action if i may ask? Do you engage the lunatic? Isn't ignoring him the wisest decision anybody can make in such an instance? Same philosophy should apply whenever these id.iots appear.

Dathommie:
And wia d f*ck is BRIAREOS wen u need him....

Probably in anoda planet chill wit his inter galactic allien pals!!

Oga MOD pls teleport back to planet earth ( nairaland to be specific ) and do wat u ar knw 4 b4 blood start to flow o!!!

The guy dey KPANSH one mgbeke for one corner.

Dude reminds me of Naija police that arrive robberry scenes with their stoooopid sirens blazing hours after the armed robbers have wreaked their havoc and fled the scene.

decantain:
Tayo ...100 percent
Ellah ....99 percent
Idris.....50 percent
Others .... Nil percent.

Macky2

safarigirl:
na me you dey para for? I was just joking and you had to go off on some eediotic ranting spree.

I didn't even read what he wrote, that you bothered to read it shows that you need to loosen up and stop paying attention to everything people say to you. At a point I even repliedd decanta with a 'yawn' to show the matter don tire me and I don't have time for her.

Na you say you wan drop matter, yet you feel this odd need to reply EVERYONE that brings it up again, only to end your epistles (that noboby reads btw) with "this is the last time I'll take up this matter" when in fact you've become so EXTREMELY predictable that ksslib knew you were going to reply that guy with an epistle

Stop reading everything addressed to you, ignore them and maybe you won't be so tense that you can't even recognise when someone is joking around with you. This is the second time you're flipping on me here for no sensible reason, ogini?

PS: I stayed off the whole sexuality topic and only brought it up this morning to mock her. I wasn't involved in the bashing throughout it's occurence, I didn't even read most of it. So how does indulging myself for 4 hours mean that I'm a 'hypocrite'?

Guy abeg take style swerve, or feel free to indulge me and write an epistle in reply

Epistle of life. Would it have killed you if you had responded to him with just OK

Nigeriangirl:
Good afternoon all,

I'm a die hard Tayo fan but i totally ddnt lije what he did ds morning.

He was singing in his loud voice as usual while others like 265, Sheila, JJ etal and 265 asked him in a very normal tone to tune down cos he was saying something to Ellah and Tayo's singing was interrupting. Tee tuned down a minute and continued again, ds time louder.

The rest continued but one could tell they weren't finding it funny till 265 once again asked him to tune down cos they were trying to work and my homeboy provoke.

In my opinion, Tee was totally wrong here. U dnt go disturbin everyone cos u thrive on noise and ur heart's heavy.
He should also undastand dt the rest thrive in quiet environs if he'll be accepted. He then told Mambea that he reacted cos of the gang up not the tune down itself.

Sipe and Mambea tried to calm him down but he kept vibrating, i mean, anyi aga agbafulu Tayo? He's gradually constituting nuisance in there and will totally loose credibility if he continues thus.

Mambea was also really sisterly with him. Sat beside him like his mom whike tring to calm him and even when Macky came by and Tee was still yabbing, she hushed him and asked him to eat up and stop, thays what a sis would to. She really stood by him.

If anyone knows how to communicate through dreams, they should tell Tee to chill abeg.






p
not neccesarily cos of the tune down itself.

I love this.

decantan:
But truthfully speaking trezgah is the funniest housemate and idris is a close second......can't the people who actually deserve something win.....why must everything be turned into some form of competition, even unnecessary things like wine and candy.... And we blame regional voting for messing up the show ,while among ourselves we are not even honest.

In all fairness, some of your posts on BB are logically sound. Taking this as a case.

However if you tune down the aggression, and learn not to respond to ALL posts, and if you continue to post objectively, old things may pass away and all things will become new for you on here.

cutemii:
Good morning house!!!

Please I want to make an appeal

Can we try as much as we can to avoid the troll gay in here in the name of [/b]decanta/decantan[b]

I would have suggest we report him to the mod but he'll create another account and still continue ranting

It obvious he's no Tayo's fan so the best thing to do is to ignore him nobody should quote any of his post whether he says something good or bad about Tayo...that way he'll get tired a moment he doesn't get the attention we're giving him.

I'm addressing him as guy cos I'm convince he's a guy that luvs his fellow men following the way he responds to ochon's post.

Cc:
Safarigirl
Forwetinnah
Aitee1
Wo1f
Worldpeace
Braindamage
Dynamite
Professorlabamba
Forkadick
Gengen118
Dathommie
Njokusboy
Thrizzle
Ochon
Audiorage...

And other genuine fans of Tayo!

Imagine!!!

The contradiction in this post is just funny.

I am forkadict. A dude. I narrowly escaped my nyansh being ripped to shreds. This is only an encounter with just one supposed lesbo.

Now you change my moniker to forkadick So that all the ga.ys on the world wide web can start gunning for my nyansh This is where the contradiction in your post is. You are presumed to be denouncing @decanta who is generally assumed to be ga.y on nairaland but at the same time setting up my nyansh for available ga.ys

I have not relented in my prayer sessions and I can see the battle for my nyansh is intensifying as well. But all I have to say is God pass una.

***Singing***

Opelope adura
Aye I ba ba idi mi je
Se b'opelope adura
Aye I ba fa idi mi ya
Opelope...