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safarigirl:
azzin, she no even sabi the power of the D, like say no be SA women do rally on top Naija men for Jo'burg this year. When naija men kpansh them wella, dem go dey speak in tongues, dey praise them like say na dem get cure for cancer. Naija men no even send them, woman na woman, but dem dey struggle for naija men like say na Iphone .

Hehehehehe kpansh.

Overall sha the post is funny. I don't know why but this word intrigues me to no end.

safarigirl:
azzin, she no even sabi the power of the D, like say no be SA women do rally on top Naija men for Jo'burg this year. When naija men kpansh them wella, dem go dey speak in tongues, dey praise them like say na dem get cure for cancer. Naija men no even send them, woman na woman, but dem dey struggle for naija men like say na Iphone .

Hehehehehe kpansh.

Overall share the post is funny. I don't know why but this word intrigues me to no end.

ochon:
You kpansh last night?

Hehehehehe

I love the sound of this slang Kpansh. Its has a razz-refined undertone at the same time. Hehehehe kpansh.

Abeg which chic wan kpansh for here

lumeviewscom:
The funniest thing about this whole incident is the way some previously enthusiastic "admirers" (e.g Fork Addict) bailed out of the situation with regards to the accused fe(male).

Fork, you fall my hand... These bruvs ain't loyal!

Person smash coconut on top my head you say make I still get mouth. Which kain mouth be DAT?

AudioRage:
Okay, guys, just for the entertainment, on the night before the BBHotshots finale, I'll upload a #Surulere picture of myself, featuring the 5-year old Spade from 1994, and the 25-year old Spade from 2014.
Don't miss it

What time of the day precisely is this sheet going down

Then dude, 20 year gap don pass surulere o. The margin is about 10/15 year gap.

I strongly suspect Goitse to be a real lesbo. Real one o. A little too Tomboyish for my liking.

No be like the clown wey dey deceive himself for dis land say HE be lesbo

ninnyanny:
Goitse behaves like a lil witch....one minute she's all smiles and the next she's all depressed....Idris complained and now Sipe is complaining....Sipe said earlier that they are all feeling d heat of the game and this isnt the time to let someone drag u down...

She is excess baggage.

I knew the chic was a psycho case a long time ago when she first led Idris on only for her to make such a sudden and very sharp u-turn.

I wish she, Mr 265, and Sammy bounce on sunday

Forwetinnah:
No be small Prayer warrior o...

You no go 'free @De catarrh' too?

You're not loyal o. How else will you actualize your Fantasy? You for just enter Guiness book as the only man wey survive a climatic rumble with 2 aliens. Keep hope alive bro...It can still happen

Btw who cage LaBellaMafiaZA?
Free Dannyxy
Free Spade o

Hahahahahaha

Mbanu. Thanks for the piece of advice tho.

#Free@Dannyxy
#Free@Labellamafia
#Free@Spade

safarigirl:
abi. Even that yeye Mr. Numbers that thinks his deek has grown 8-inches longer cuz he survived one eviction should be in Blantyre by now. But no worries, every dog has it's day

LMFAO

Forwetinnah:
...2 men abi 2 ALIENS. Didn't you read the post where "shim" said "shim's" neither male nor female? Thank your stars that that encounter never happened, who knows?? You would have been abducted by now, well if it still happens...my regards to MJs ET if you see it

LMAO.

Thats why it is good to be a prayer warrior. If not for prayer, those guys for too scatter my nyansh. Dem wan turn me to ga.y losan gan gan. Choi!



***Singing***

Opelope Adura,
Aye i ba ba idi mi je,
Se b'opelope adura...



#Free@Dannyxy
#Free@LabellamafiaZA
#Free@Spade

Tabh:
Tayo has so much water in in his eyes,what's with the everyday cry like bushbaby .

Like bushbaby ke? LMAO.

Howdy tho?

Okay. I thought i would see some excerpts of JJ and tayo's discussion yesterday.

JJ said something like he knows he understands tayo more than the other housemates given they have had a go at each other's throat a few times in the past.

And that when the housemates were all attacking tayo, he approached Tayo to first understand what went down from his (Tayo's) viewpoint and also to explain the other housemates position to him as well.

But Tayo in a fit of rage SCREAMED at him and was cursing so intensively so he had no choice but to back off.

Tayo didnt dispute none of this.

Me feels, homeboy needs to chill a bit. This kinda environment entails a bit of give and take. If majority of the housemates feel you are constituting a nuisance with your drum, then you tune it down a little. You cant attempt to impose your personality on other housemates when they are not subservient to you in anyway and not expect a reaction. He loves and thrives in a noisy environment. He said so himself but if other housemates choose a little bit of quiet sometimes, why not oblige them. And this is not about being fake as some threadmates may want to assert, It's called diplomacy and flexibility.

WORLDPEACE:
You no see say God Don Answer your prayers be that?

Hmm my brother, I see am o

Nigeriangirl:
Worldpeace, i wish i could but Fork, u dey Lasgidi nah so that won't be possible.

I was thinking, my Anambra bros Ochon say im fit come 042 so if he's game, that would be easier (face palm).

@Ochon no offence intended here o.

Forkadick, its funny i no dey sick but una dey harrass my life everytime with that incessant talk.

Duty calls.

U all have a fantastic stress free day!

Cheers!!!

Have a fantastic stress free day too.

talk to ya later

That awkward moment when @Forkadict be deceiving himself of actually living out his fantasy of forking two chics at the same time with @decanta as the facilitator.

After several off nairaland communication with her, they agree to meet at a plush hotel for WORLD WAR 3.

With a maximum sense of anticipation, he has had a persistent erec.tion for 12 hours stretch prior to the rendezvous.

Only for @forkadict to be met at the hotel by 2 men with one of them being the infamous@decanta.

Na INSTANTA that erection go go down.

SMH

WORLDPEACE:
Guy create a new account already. I can't help thinking of you as a guy who wants to molest me. No hard feelings.

ROTFLMFAO.

Hard feelings suppose dey o bros.

Please pardon me. Catching up tinzz

WORLDPEACE:
Just holla at forkadict, it can't be that hard to get some. He's a really generous guy.

With all pleasure.

Let her fix the date, venue and time and I'm game.

Which work I get wey pass pussssy work?

No time.

olegunner:
Oga as am reading dis post...trust me ino dey wish u well....which imaginary brother...harms ko...ammunition ni...see stop it b4 I curse you...its nt getting funny anymore....

Not meaning to overflogg the issue but I just had to ROTFLMAO at this.

Nigeriangirl:
I can't quote everyone who's been harrassing my life here but i want to use this to appeal to us to slow down on all ds dick, Bleep, arse talk abeg.

Haveb't had "some" in a year now and all dt talk dey do me strong thingy seriously...hehehe .

Bikonu make we stick to BBA cos man pikin no get hope still.

Una dooo

Egbami ke!

So you never fork in ONE year.

And you are still alive?

And you no get malaria plus typhoid plus jaundice?

You need to do some serious thanksgiving in church this Sunday

GHKWAME1:
OMG! @spade you wicked oo! @fork, hope you don't have any problem having a go with a Hermaphrodite?

Nah

spade:
Why are you getting aggressive all of a sudden?
If you had minded your business and kept your 'Lesbo' fairytale within the circle of people you had intended it for, would I have cared?
Mba, you had to bring yourself into my mentions with that lame story.
So, mate, YOU mind your business.

Exactly!!!

The bros no know say we get top CIA agent for this land.

#Busted

decantan:
Quit making a fool of yourself..... Drop this issue like I adviced you a long time ago and mind your freaking business.

No he doesn't need to mind his own business.

For your mind, you tink say you fit just waka come naira land dey use elderly people head dey smash coconut abi?

You didnt know we got special agent Spade in the building right?

@Spade, triple tuale.

#Busted.

ToyinDipo:
I think decanta is a female, I guess she also not into female as she claims.

Abeg make una no scatter person head for this thread.

@Spade talk say @decanta na guy.

You talk say na chic but she no be lesbo.

@decanta talk say she be chic and she be lesbo.

Who I go con believe now?

prettymwiks:
before we end up like profLabamba n Goodgirl2. its Mwikali

Thanks. But I guess you ain't Naija?

Cos I doubt a naija chic giving out her name to a faceless guy online. Big deal?

Naija chicks too dey dull person. Maybe God is saying its time for me to go international with my 'ministry'.

We can be partners in that ministry. What ya say?

decantan:
The vote can be swayed this week just vote hard for goitse.

Hello SIR.

Good evening SIR.

How are you SIR?

spade:
Bros, when are you going to tell these people the truth?

Ehn

@decanta na guy

Me sef dey wondeeeeeer.

Say how chic go fit open up publicly about her 'non conforming' sexxual orientation. And she dey naija

I don fall mugu o Chineke mei.

Wey I don dey dream say one day one day I go fit fork 2 Lesbos at the same time.

Choi!

GoodGirl2:
No you didn't. It starts with a "c" and ends with an "a".

Carllista

wo1F:
Lol. Babe if I were you I'd back the fork off.
He's forkadict. If memory serves me right, then he's making a play at your bowl plate, lesbian or not

You just know fork is on a mission when he turns peacemaker for BBA thread wey him na Hitler. Check out this classic quote and make an informed decision;

Anytime wey I see toto dey waste, e dey always give me headache and malaria - Forkadict [2014]

@Fork My guy I'm in a very serious bumper2bumper traffic for 3MB, allow these attacks to flow, na wetin dey keep me sane for here

ROTFLMAO

I love this dude no homo.

First it was that post you spoke like a BOSS advising @LabellamafiaZA not to disrespect @Safarigirl. Now this...

LMFAO.

Na wa o. Nairaland has a looooong memory. E no dey forget tinzz.

Please pardon me. Just trying to bring myself to speed.

wo1F:
Lol. Babe if I were you I'd back the fork off.
He's forkadict. If memory serves me right, then he's making a play at your bowl plate, lesbian or not

You just know fork is on a mission when he turns peacemaker for BBA thread wey him na Hitler. Check out this classic quote and make an informed decision;

Anytime wey I see toto dey waste, e dey always give me headache and malaria - Forkadict [2014]

@Fork My guy I'm in a very serious bumper2bumper traffic for 3MB, allow these attacks to flow, na wetin dey keep me sane for here

ROTFLMAO

I love this dude no homo.

First it was that post you spoke like a BOSS advising @LabellamafiaZA not to disrespect @Safarigirl. Now this...

LMFAO.

Na was o. Nairaland has a looooong memory. E no dey forget tinzz.

Please pardon me. Just trying to bring myself to speed.

prettymwiks:

Lol... the Mwiks is derived from my middle name.

And what is that middle name if I may ask?

decantan:
Lol fork addit wants me yo stay, you didn't even like me before

I NEVER disliked you honey.

What a harsh thing to say to an open minded murraforker like me.

I demand proof of this serious allegation.

decantan:
Kikikikiki mumu is your TV black and mute? She said and I quote"I might put her up today" stop smoking Indian herb.

Please let it go.

Please.

@Akshow

Its okay please.

Now can we move on guys...