₦airaland Forum

ochon:
I'm cool, mademoiselle, and you?

Ooh boy! Here we go! The weeks with the I instead of the 'double e' is going to have a field day.

ochon:
Macky2 said those he feels are playing the best game are Tayo, Ellah, KlarKlar, Sheillah and himself. He gave reasons why he thinks so.

He said he never meant to make Tayo that angry. That he just wanted to make him taste his own medicine. But he's shocked when Tayo got furious so he couldn't react.

He said Trez is his strongest HM.

Beside he mentioned on Sunday that he only pranks those he feels close to and he assumed he was close toTayo and tthat's why he decided to prank him.

I just feel Tayo and a whole bunch of nairalanders blew the incidence out of proportion. I didn't say a damn thing about the issue cos I didn't witness the sheet go down and since I have always known my people to be an emotional lot, I couldn't bank on their account to pass a judgment on the situation. Emotion and reason are like water and oil. They don't nix

prettymwiks:
ooh boy. here we go!! the adict with a single 'd' is going to have a field day....

ochon:
Tayo DS excerpts...

Tayo says he feel most of the HMs are against him, that he looses his friends every week. That he uses his music to console himself. That he cries when he feels emotionally down and that's who he is. He won't change himself. That he can still bite. That the slowness of the lion does not signify cowardice. That he can still roar. That he knows how to fight his battles. He said he felt bad seeing Permithias and Frankie go. He said Frankie is a good guy, that he came to him and advised him after the Friday's incident. That Frankie chose to see the rights in him even when he didn't deserve it. And he appreciates it.

He says people are changing. Like they have no personality and that they have low self-esteem. That HMs are not being real but snitching and backstabbing on each other because of the game. That he can't do such because of a game. The he realises that those with small heart have no time to show love. That he has friends that will be pissed seeing him emotional and crying, and wanting to slap him through the screens, but that they should be angry, he's going through pressures.


Biggie asked him how he's playing his game and he said he's not playing any game. That's he's living his life. That he wants his friends to replay his videos to Africa to know this is who he is. That he won't play any game, but he'll be who he is, Biggie or no biggie. That he's the one person that can't argue one-on-one with a HM without others gathering against him. That he's running not a race but wants to be himself.

Biggie asked him who he thinks is playing the best game, he said he doesn't know, that the HMs are playing different games. He said 265 is manipulative. That today for instance, they gave them the movie task and 265 went to connive with other HMs to act what happened on Friday between him and Macky2 without seeking his opinions, and this are people he calls his friends? That he doesn't care about them anymore and he doesn't want to get attach to them.

Biggie asks him to say a word or two to Fankie and Permithias. He looks directly to the camera and said "Permithias, the last words you told me before you left was 'sing my song'. And I've been singing your song even in my dreams. the HMs even noticed and told me. Thanks for your song, I'll keep singing it.

Frankie, the last words you told me were "be strong and be who you are" and I promise you, I'll be strong. I miss you Frankie. I'll be strong."



He said all these amongst occasional tears. I felt for Tayo. But I know he's not a quitter. Naija guys don't quit. Don't give up Ajani, the show's almost over. May the good Lord see you through.

But dude still got Mam Bea tho

Akshow:
OMG! He wants to report me. I'm shaking!!!! Douchebag!

Bro please let it go.

Please.

njokusboy:
You have never tasted a deek before, it then means you do not know how it feels, which also means you are inadequately qualified to give an opinion about it...

Nd yet you want children, where does semen come from again? Is the procedure for collection of this sperm cells into a tube disgusting/ irritating or nay

Forkadict, help this babe open thread make una discuss this issue... d matter long

Na big brother carry her come na.

She fit commot like me after big brother till next year again. I cant tell for sure.

No worry little by little we go dey question her. I chose not to continue to avoid being banned.

Later we go continue.

At least you fit testify say this our MOD, the guy kolo gaan

decantan:
I would say it is mostly an emotional factor, ,there is no emotional compatibility.....I've never tasted a real deck but am guessing anything will be sweeter than sweat ,dirt and musk...how people manage to suck that is beyond me, I find it both riveting and disgusting ( but of course who am I to judge based on my life style)....speaking of being bi.....I will definitely have children in future ,so yes I will find a baby daddy....I can't afford invitro fertilization.

thanks.

I got more questions tho. But lets adjourn for now. To avoid being banned.

You still open to more questioning in the near future?

decantan:
Fire on sweetie

Thanks.

As you should be aware, I am very open minded and I always seek to learn new things. So I would like you to explain how this lez stuff started.

Speaking about the boyfriends you had, were you dissatisfied with the way they treated you as a person or with their sexual performance or both?

Are you a full blown lez or bi?

When making love with your partner, who assumes the de-facto male and the de-facto female in your relationship?

Can you confirm if fingers or dildos or whatever you use for penetration tastes better than a real deak?

And many more questions i got for you....

decantan:
No my dear, I didn't just start sleeping with women because I hated men.... I've had a few boy friends in the past but something about it never felt right to me,you feel so empty and alone like you are not in the right body.....but now am in safe place ,am happy,am in love and that's the best feeling ever.

For mysterious and awkward reasons, this post just dey make me laugh.

But please can I ask a few questions tho?

#Free@Dannyxy
#Free@LabellaMafiaZA

safarigirl:
haha...aswearigad. Now that's a dude you can grind on with no regrets.

If I was Butterphly, I's make sure I'm ALWAYS arounf either of Tayo and Idris so I can serve my punishment with pride

In fact I feel Biggie is even empowering her indirectly.

Cos If i was the one and she gives me an intense lap dance, (konji tinzz), she will set my blood on fire, my body temperature and blood pressure and heart beat will escalate. If i dont succeed in venting the pressure, headache go join. Na so i go dey sweat like goat wey dem wan take do sacrifice.

So the question is who is the punisher and who is being punished?

decantan:
Yes I said I enjoyed watching Ellah's shower hour ,what is wrong with appreciating the good work of the lord....did I make a lewd remark or state it in a degrading way?

Then let the guys also appreciate the good work of the Lord.

c'est finis

decantan:
Of course I would still find it demeaning.

But you wont find washing dishes demeaning?

ShortPistolZA:
Oh, I thought you said you were a feminist in one of your posts hence the curiousity to hear what you have to say about that. My bad then.

But didn't you say you enjoy the shower hours of one of the HMs? Forgot which. Isn't that also objectifying women? Contradictions. BTW, do they have dude "shower hours" too? Wanna see how well-packed some of them are

Its Ellah.

She said she enjoys (strong emphasis on the word ENJOYS) Ellah's shower hour.

decantan:
Pls am not a feminist I only believe in equality ,if idris was told to wash dishes butterfly could have been given the same punishment, instead of telling her to put on a Tutu and start gyrating on any available testosterone.

Would you have considered it okay if biggie had asked Idris to give the females lap dance as well?

safarigirl:
why the thing dey pain you like this? Hian, na wa o. When Biggie brought in male strippers, you didn't complain.

How is anybody 'objectifying' Butterphly now? Chill abeg, it's not that serious.....and allow Tayo holler, he's joking around with it. Same way girls holler when a male stripper is grinding on them even though they just finished straffing their guys in a car, what's the fuss?

This girl na wa for you o.

Na so you go dey do like say you no sabi wetin dey.

Meanwhile you be OGBOLOGBO.

Choi!

Forwetinnah:
You well?? * checks his temperature*
A think FG say Ebola don finish for Nigeria, yet I dey see signs and symptoms here

Abeg leave me!

Me sef wan cry like you.

hu hu hu hu hu hu hu hu (with mucus running down @forkadict's nose like those nursery school kids).

Hiaaan!

#Free@Dannyxy
#Free@LabellamafiaZA

decantan:
Ella has a nice personality and shines during tax presentations....she is definitely a winning material..... Pokello on the otherhand is bossy ,rude and very condescending..... Am all for feminism but one needs to draw the line ...from being a feminist to being a total biatch.

Abeg no vex o. The correct expression is actually task presentation and not tax presentation as you put it most of the time. And each time you use the phrase tax presentation, I first think of tax authorities coming into the house and asking the housemates for their tax returns.

No vex o. We are still together. Nothing dey happen.

#Free@Dannyxy

Forwetinnah:
...i cried with Tayo on Saturday too. Haa!! The Albino is sly and dangerous, I tell you

Abeg when you dey cry, ikunmu (mucus) dey commot from ya nose

Na how you dey cry the cry sef? Shey na hu hu hu hu you dey talk ni abi na wetin

Dey cry on top big brother

Hiaaan!

#Free@Dannyxy

ShortPistolZA:
Not at all. But enquiring minds need to know.

Heys!

Park! park!! park!!!

Na me be the police for this land. Identify yaself. You be JJC abi?

But you suppose observe the land first na? You just register con jump on top BBA thread like chics dey jump on top deak.

You suppose recognize the elders of this forum first. You hear?

Oya go.

***He/she starts her engine and zooms off***

DVintageMalkia:
Big Brother Africa is done for in my opinion. Hear these housemates and their focus on regional voting. Its really getting too much n should be nipped. Imagine JJ just said as long as Macky n Trez aint up he is sure of Moz and Zambia vote and then 265 is talking about Namibian vote and someone else was talking about SA vote. So what is the fun in this show if all these housemates openly analyse the countries they know they will get because of this regional nonsense? Is that how a game should work? Abeg let future BBA take equal number of countries from each region. Probably that will balance it out and nip this madness in the bud.

I agree intoto.

Even yesterday before the eviction, Ndanda was anyalysing with Samantha his chances of survival and how bright they were.

Just imagine for fork's sake.

ochon:
Including our looks and poise. I know how many times I've had to use earplugs whenever my female cousins start talking how sexy and "chewable" the likes of Lynxx and Tuface are.

bro forget!

That sexiness is maximally enhanced by fame.

decantan:
Most women look for abstract things like smell ,voice and touch...some go for money others "love"......only cougars and sugar mummies go for those things you mentioned.

Word!

ochon:
Speaking for myself, I don't term it "objectifying" per se. With me, it's more like 'admiring' or 'drooling'. If you are a man, there's NO chance in hell, you wouldn't have admired at least ONE beautiful woman out of the beautiful millions gracing this biosphere. Someone like Butterphly, her assets can't be ignored no matter how hard she hides it. It's natural for men to talk about it. It ain't a crime. Woman admire our butts, abs and whatnots, too.

Naija chics admire our bank accounts and wallets too. So notin spoil.

decanta:
......I wonder what is so special about big booobs and asss (1) when the light is off all you need look for is a freaking hole (2).

(1) They are very special o. They are very very special. No be small tin o.

(2) With the lights off, you can feel the boobs and assss at least. But with the lights off can you feel the brain and heart?

ochon:
Biggie - Hello Ochon, welcome to your Diary session.

Ochon- Thanks Biggie. I'm ready.

Biggie - Please tell Africa what you understand by 'crimes against WOMANITY'?

Ochon - That's easy Biggie. Crimes against WOMANITY is Butterphly abi na caterpillar, having those gigantic knóckers on her chest ALL to herself, without sharing it, while some women like Samantha and Mira are almost boobless. This to me, is wickedness and not fair.

LMAO.

Na real crime against womanity. As I see those jugs yesterday sef, see as I shout. I nearly choke on the food wey I dey chop sef. Na so I start to dey cough like person wey don catch thunderbolt.

decanta:
Seeing a woman just for her boobs and ass is really wrong....what happened to brains and heart....anyway women of these days have made themselves so easy,that men have no problem objectifying them......I wonder what is so special about big booobs and asss when the light is off all you need look for is a freaking hole.

Brain and heart ke?

So imagine kanji don nearly scatter my head and I dey find chic to fork. I go dey find brain and heart I be brain surgeon ni? Abi I be heart surgeon? LMAO. Orisirisi.

I stand with my brother in the Lord @Ochon 100% on this one.

decanta:
Honestly speaking goitse is the only nominated person that has gossiped about tayo the least....so it is logical if we decide to vote for her.

She is from Bots. So nope.

decanta:
The question makes perfect sense...what if trezegah is up again ?

Thanks.

I decided to quote you and not her cos people may think I'm trolling her or something.

My point was why not chill a bit until when you have clarity on ALL the nominees? Why decide now on who to vote when the polls are not even open yet numder one and number two when you don't even know who the nominees are in totality?

***Sighs***

decanta:
Ella and butterfly will be removed ....no way biggie is putting everyone on the list up.

He will. Cos three housemates will be evicted next Sunday. And from a business viewpoint, the bigger the pool, the more the votes, and the higher his returns financially.

Biggie and @Ochon and @Spade are brothers. Shrewd Ibo business men.

All na 'markit'.

safarigirl:
if we vote Idris, he gets 3 votes. Nigerian Tanzania and Kenya, he goes nowhere.

Now most likely, EA will be up every week, so where we wan see them? Okay, let's vote Idris

***Sighs***

Isn't it too early to decide who to vote?

Assume the next HOH emerges from the gossip camp and puts up Mam Bea. Will you still advise that we vote Idris

safarigirl:
Hell No! Save one competition for the other?

We're voting Goitse to secure Botswana's vote just in case. SA will vote Butterphly thanks to the Zim over there, so we MUST do it twice for Bots.

***Fork Addict prostrates before @ Safari girl***

Abeg, I take God beg you ehn, just stop this your twisted strategies.

You got it wrong almost all thru last year. Similar trend subsists this year. Same Botswana that laughed at Naija ( the country with maximum influence in BB Africa) and brought us to ridicule for voting for Sheila only a few weeks ago? That's the same Bots you want to vote for againSMH

I don rake, I don shout, I don para tire say make you stop this your strategy but e no dey work. E con be like say na to BEG sure pass.

Abeg stop this strategy ehn. Biko.

MoyoGENERAL:
Tonight Observations

When IK asked Macky2 if tayo's drumming was different from other pranks being played by Housemates( as per why did they make so much of it like a gang up)...did you see the look on his face!!!!...
twas like....
O boy e be like say we don fk up oooo!!!!!

Secondly,
Tayo is now officially alone!!!
imagine, no jubilation after winning extravaganza, he sat for a while, hugged Ella( partial hugging), shook (sipe and goitse), then left!!!

Thirdly,
More Drama will unfold this week, I see lots of tension in the house!!!!!
Butti and Idris, I see a fuss between them( she won't take it lightly)
nhlanlha will be more disturbed when sammy get her prize!!!
tayo will kill anyone that crosses his bounds
Sipe won't escape nomination... sipe fever onnnnnn


any way,
this week guys only TAYO must trend!!!!
even if we wan talk about other HMs we give them alias, and don't use their real names!!!!

I love this.

Absolutely spot on.