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Nice attempt by Emenike

MIKEL IS A BASTAAARD.

OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED

OK. So theres nobody in that forking team that can take corner kicks well?

SMH

VINCENT ENYEAMA IS CURRENTLY THE BEST GOALKEEPER IN THE WORLD

One important factor guys shud consider when shoppin for perfume is d weather. Most of these so called expensive perfs will not last past 2 hrs when used in naijao. Cos naija weather harsh die! Naija weather dey kill perfume star ni.

For the students or those with limited budget, who still want to smell good, you may try Cool water body spray plus the perfume by smart collection. U shud b ok with them both. Cost of both should b around 2k max.

Going thru the posts, there is a popular demand to also state prices. So here we go: For d perfs I use/have used in the past, Black by Kenneth cole sells for btw 5k & 6k on d island. FM by Federrico morrouha sells for about 7k but this can only be purchased thru dealers in naija. Not available on the island the last time I tried to get one. Chrome by azzaro also sells for btw 6k and 7k on d island. I must state for record purposes that of them all, I love Chrome by azzaro the most

See dem. All of una dey claim perfume but una still dey smell. Mtsheeew.

Anyways back 2 the topic. I'm big on grooming so I use Equity roll on by Xavier Laurent. Respond body spray and Chrome perfume by Azzaro. I don't like jumping perfs but I've used Black by Kenneth Cole. I didn't like it cos it wasn't long lasting enuf 4 me. Then I used FM by Federrico Mourohha for about 6 years.

bongosman: In my town in igboland if u sleep with anoda mans wife u wil surely dance naked in d mkt.Ask anybody frm this side of igboland....

Pls send me your wife, let me fork her. i will be more than glad to dance naked in the market. Bullllsheeeeeeet!

waternogetenemy: This is a case of character and some women are simply unfaithful. If u marry a woman that is use to meetin men in hotel then the chances of her cheating on you will be high regardless. If u marry a church girl and maintain a go healthy loving relationship the chances of cheating a less, depending on their family background and sexual history. Karma unfortunately has no part to play. I read that Nigerian women are the most unfaithful.

Women should respect that they are married and married men likewise, the commitment and vow was between the married couple and not the free agent.

God bless you. I only laff whenever I hear people say 'Dont fork another man's wife if you dont want your wife to be forked also by another man'

Then, i be like 'If a virgin man gets married to a hoe and stays faithful. Does that mean that the hoe wouldn't fork another guy?' jokers!

Moral of my story, no pussssy belongs exclusively to one deak. marriage or no marriage, not withstanding.

What tha fork is going on here?
Una still dey here when Big bro don end since August?
SMH

But men, una get mind no be small.

For naija, wit all these our jagajaga roads, na im una go dey travel from lagos to Abuja, from Lagos to Jos, from Lagos to Calabar on top Okada

Well sha, to each his own.

freda506: you know you have mouth odour when

-u win arguements easily
-wen u go separate fights d 2 fighters dey quickly surrender
-no 1 wants 2 hold ur hands while praying in church
-u r 25 nd no girl wants 2 b ur babe

Or when you are in church and your pastors asks you to turn to your neighbour and tell him something. If your neighbour turns to you the first time and refuses to turn to you subsequently, then know that your breath na DIE!!!!

seunlayi: [size=15pt]OH MY GOD, THIS IS WORSE THAN BOKO HARAM. THANK YOU GOD FOR BEEN A NIGERIAN. RIP TO DEAD[/size]

Because Boko never blow your head to pieces abi?

kaeyame: There is nothing to judge here. Show me a man that has an active "brain", a positive mindset, a man in touch with reality, a man with a burning zeal for God, a gentleman with a high sense of duty towards humanity, then I will be both judge and jury!







Being Hansome, having money, a huge joystick etc, isn't what makes a man my kind of "man"

Na all these ones you go chop? Hungry go wire you tire na

[quote author=1,2]I am not too sure, remember we don't watch Similar Channels, WA, SADC and EA. It depends on the management of Africa Magic if they want it on that part of Africa. But I know you did see BBSA 1 n 2. We also watched BBN. But SADC will definately watch it. All the channels that are in SA are available in the whole of SADC.

If you do get to watch it, check how we vote.[/quote]If it airs in Naija, trust me to storm the official website or any reputable blog with my humble opinion and views. I pray it airs in Naija

dommfa: Finally we get to the end of the chase.thread is quiet because the obvious did not happn. The arrogant,intolerant n overzealous fanatics cant gloat.dey thought they had the game wrapped around their fist.angus,eugene,and other funny names gven to d countries, whr did it lead u. U hated on everyoda housemate including ur countrymate beverlly and presented melvin as if he's d only gud person in d house, d perfct man.every oda person's differnt opinion about him wasn't welcomed,the oda housmates were not given a fair chance, only melvin deserved it. Postrs with oda favourites were attackd,posters who did nt feel melvin's game were nt spared. u bullied people, descended on dem n some hd to keep thr opinions to demselves out of fear of being bullied. Angola will nvr vote dillish, melvin hs tanzania lockddown, westafrica hs chosen melvin,everybdy loves hm,he has 5countries lockdown, even uganda is tiltin towards melvn.he is d chosen one, top50reasons y he must win,bassey,lk4,angelo,selly all want hm to win, dey v tagged hm d chase.I've cnfrmd ds type of cheat,its d best,it works, we got it. I cn go on n on, but if thrs anythn I v to say, melvin had the wrong set of fans, bth in ds forum n oda social netwrk. He is humble but his fans are the opposite. he had some rly cool fans, but his extremist as some will put it were too many nd all ova d place. I op those involved hve learnt more about humility and fate. To the melvin fans who kept it real,I salute you. To beverlly fans most especially,I say God bless u.I know your girl will be fine. Peace

Nice one there @dommfa.

My advice to Naijas rep next year if it won't be me is that they should give a very stern warning to their fans not to be proud and to be objective, warm and friendly whilst he is in the house. Cos this is a huge part of the reason why Melvin lost.

ochongonoko: Non avid?.. Like seriously?.. I that sat up all night voting melvin and campaigning for him on FB and on this thread is a non-avid fan?. Simple cos I don't scream melvin in people's faces?. Or cause I don't beef the people that calls melvin boring or spade teeth?. Huh?. Or cause I don't defend melvin at every given opportunity when @fork addict bashes melvin?. Or cause I wasn't an extremist and thinks melvin is not untouchable and not above getting criticized and that everyone has the right to air his opinions?. Chineke!!. Or cos I like other HMs and judge them fairly?. Or cos I love elikem that you hated and had to call me MR sitting-on-the-fence? Get tha fucck outta here!!.. If they are people that had melvin's back, I'm among them. I created 20+ accounts cos of melvin. I had sleepless night cos of melvin and just cos I don't support the putting down of the HMs unfairly, you label me NON-AVID...

It's your ilk that caused why SOME people hate melvin or hate nigerian reps. With your arrogant and cocky attitude, you actually drove away some fans melvin would have gotten. Knowing that WA was hated especially nigeria, you still campaigned with cusses instead of moderately. Lemme give you a brief example of your type of melvin fan and how you helped ruin his game


Last two weeks, I was browsing through the big brother chase page on FB, three posters wrote that they don't enjoy melvin's DS cos it seems he holds things back even in the confine of the DR. Now an ediotic melvin fan went something like this

" Fucck you haters. Melvin is the chase. Naija no dey carry last. Haters, the money is ours and it's coming to nigeria"

Now this up there is a safarigirl's kinda campaign knowing that the odds is against us and that WA is hated for shining more than other HMS, the ediot went ahead to ruin the reputation of melvin being a cool guy cos the following comments after it went something like

"I told you all, that BBA is rigged. This nigerians feel like BBA is their birth right. Very arrogant. Melvin is pretending, they will never win BBA this year"

Now see how that ediot lost some souls he could've won into melvin's camp by being polite and matured in his campaign. People like never get it

P.S : I'm a more avid melvin fan than you, the difference is that I'm not stewpid nor reason like a god

ROTFLMFAO. I bet she was sound asleep when you and @ Andrerush were busy attacking Tamuno, Serena, Ugochukwu, Akpors in the early hours of yesterday. LMAO.

Yet she is the true fan and you are the non avid fan. LOL. Let me state categorically that the reasons you cited as to why her campaign method drove people farther from Melvin rather than nearer are very true. At least that was what happened in my case.

mystikal: big brother south africa has always been raw, xrated n explosive, dunno how this one would be and i dunno if nigerians in nigeria will have access to it this time

Now that is the kind of big brother I love. I pray the show airs in Naija o

Yinkade: I wish melvin all the best in whatever he does.....he should also learn that in certain conditions you have to put your self first.....be more versatile, come out of his shell......and not be too reserved...its an entertainment show for crying out loud......



Btww shout out to
@SPADE: this nigga you are a great guy I swear....you were practically the last person to sleep on this thread...u did your best....you shall never lack help bro....walai...you really went out for that guy....God bless you mehn..



@Mrkslib....funny dude...keeps the thread going....you also did well for your guy....Nice one
All iz well....lol

@ocho.....I no fit write the full name sef cos I no fit pronouce am....you sef try gan...u no go lack ooo

@GH kwame....I dey always fear mention u sef....anytime I see that ur profile pic...I dey always remeber the kain ordeal way I get with dem militry peeps....lol.....nice one too bro

@forkaddict:....guy u dey always burst my brain everytime.....you too much

@SAFARI girl...: you also did well voting nonstop with those multiple accts the campaigning on twitter.....face book everything....God bless you too...you shall never lack favours in all your endevours......

@iyawoTM : lovely matured woman....I just like your posts too much....May God allow to to be a better husband to oga TM o

@C'est moi.....my best handle abi na moniker (learnt that 4rm here)....God bless you too dear
@ALL sha......that have contributed on way or the other....I say a big thank you to y'all....looking forward to seeing next season with you guys

Many thanks bro for the shout out. I wish you all the best now and always.

@Safarigirl. Thanks for the shout out too. I wish you too the very best. But how far with the epistle you promised me an @Ginger78?

Boboribo: @Forkaddict must be having one hell of a party somewhere. Guy has conviction sha. Thumps up wherever you are.

Thanks bro. I need to be responsible to myself first. I can lie to the whole world but I will never lie to myself. I never felt the dude's game and am glad Africa shared the same sentiment as explained by his 2 country votes

[quote author=1,2]Yes, Big Brother Mzansi next year January 2014. Watch when we vote for the deserving housemate, not the favoured one or Beautiful one, most entertaining. Its gonna Rock[/quote]Are we going to be able to view it in Naija? I would love to see that

***Fork Addict's Shout out series***

Final Shout Out: A big shout out to Fork Addict for holding it down and keeping it real. For being true to himself and for always expressing himself no matter the hostility or criticisms that may meet such expressions.

***Fork Addict's shout out series***

A big, big shout out to the winning team on here, Team Dillish for standing firm and strong all the way even tho they are in the minority. @Sholay, @Lansguy69, @nikkyshane, @Sweetlemon and others that I can't readily recall. Congrats to y'all.

**Fork Addict's shout out series**

Shout out to those that believed that Melvin truly didn't deserve to win BB-the chase but chose to keep quiet or joined the bandwagon for fear of being bashed. But they are coming out now to confess that Melvin wasn't deserving of the prize money. LMFAO

chima12: ;DThis is really good for naija.next time bba comes again,naijas delusional voters should be wiser.melvin was never entertaining.dillish,even if some may think she's boring was actually more entertaining than melvin.melvins game was weak,didn't take Hoh tasks serious,found it difficult to kick out competition,during the last few weeks his game faded even badly while dillish,elikem n cleo uped their games and took the shine out of melvin.beverly would have done better if she had as much as half the support naija gave to melvin.it should be clear to all now dat bba is not about morallity,its simply entertainment and being nice doesn't cut it,if your not entertaining,bossy,controversial then better be beautiful.its still a game so guys don't kill yourselfs over bba tins.

Where were you and this post of yours since the show started and ended? You con dey give medicine now wey patient don die. Take many sests abeg

THE AMAKA: So you people sef notice? Then why were folks trying to take off people's heads for stating this Weeks back? Na waa ooo.

Deep down in their hearts, they knew the truth but only chose not to admit. Now they come confessing all sorts cos they can't but confront the truth.

Sexily Endowed: I c@nt blv this.

Please do bro. This is reality

mykali: FORK ADDICT MA NIGGGAAAAAAHH

YOU HAVE FINALLY WON.

Ma nigggga. Pride, intolerance and intimidation will never take you thru. Particularly when your candidate doesn't have clear winning qualities.

Elikem wins this. Or maybe Dillish

Where are all those learners? Where una dey? Make una show una face? I don't know when character became a selling point for Big Brotherr Africa. This aint no gospel reality show people. This is big brother africa.

@Safarigirl. I am waiting patiently for your epistle

O boy. Sulu don turn musician o. Performing his song on stage at the moment. I love this

Ma main dude Denzel in the building. Thank you Biggie