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Can someone kindly explain why the millitants are attacking Ikorodu communities. Still can't find any explanation.

Sai Baba !

U wan kill am. This one too much nw.

dridowu:
Poor him

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Whatever is left of Mr. Saraki's image.

"Do not fear me. Fear the consequences of your action" PMB

Alex Badeh, first casualty of the ACJ Act and CJN's directive. Guess who the next victim is?

The Afonja man who has been running to several courts to stop his trial.

I have had several joyful moments but none of them was as deep as when my wife confirmed to me she was pregnant for my first child. I still feel that joy till today even after 5yrs.

Thank God we are no longer in the era of the ineffectual buffon. We wld have been chanting #bringbackourgirls fruitlessly

Jonathan was a specialist in appointing criminals.

tolulakin:
As mouth-watering as the TY Bello/Jumoke Bread Seller, Photobombing story sounds, there are lots of common sense facts that point to the fact that TY Bello is just pulling a fast one on us.

I have always had one understanding of our world and especially our nation. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is too good to be true. I will bring up three or four facts that make me really convinced that this bread seller story is not only a publicity stunt, but it is as well a major fool-the-public drama that TY Bello just used to get into all our heads!

1. Will a bread seller look so good? in the selfie she took with TY Bello, olajumoke was looking so cute that one would begin to wonder if she had been doing facial treatments all her life. But then, what do I know?

2. All of a sudden, she became a MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER! How foolish can we be? Just all of a sudden, a programme was to be held in Abuja and olajumoke was invited as the MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER....yes, SPEAKER! The topic was 'If we were the government'... So I asked myself, was she so educated before or did she become a motivational speaker just by virtue of being lucky or someone is just playing a simply stupid fast one on us?

3. Anybody who saw the picture where she allegedly photobombed the Tinie Tempah shoot will probably believe with me that she was a little bit overdressed to be a bread seller. She looked so good I began wondering, did she really photobomb this shoot or was she made up before the shoot?

4. So I heard Sujimoto gave her a house, STANBIC gave her an endorsement deal etc.... For what did a young lady who just got lucky deserve all these publicity and attention? For being lucky? Or for being a recipient of a TY Bello miracle? I guess we should expect an endorsement deal for the young man E-Money just gave a car and cash to if that is the way to deal!

You can call me as many names as you want for my non-conformist ideas....truth is, it will not change my belief that all these PR moves by TY Bello involving Olajumoke are ways of fooling our collective reasoning. I am certain even Basketmouth shares my views....maybe that explains his recent jokes about Olajumoke....he just wanted to tell us we are all being fooled in his usually funny way!

Y'all can keep getting fooled, Olajumoke will not become a prayer point for me for even a minute!

A colleague met the lady 2 weekends ago and she was as crude as anything. If u doubt I can post thier pics together.

Baarakallaahu fiikum wa baaraka alaekum wa jamaha baynakum fii khaer.

vanmusco:
i do d biz. To be candid it ties down cash. Cos nt everyday wil u see up to 3 to sell. And nija ppl wuld take adv. Cos ure d 1 goin to market it dey wil price anyaw

Which segment of the market do you prospect and how do you convince them to buy. Share your experiences may be I can be of help.

Do the maths. A 3kg cylinder costs about 700 and that can last you for three weeks. It is also a clean fuel which burns without releasing dangerous fumes.

Kerosene is not readily available, a litre costs about 150 naira and burns out quickly thereby spending more within the same timeframe. You may not be able to replenish it immediately you exhaust the ones you have in your stove unlike LPG which is readily available.

GRACEGLORY:
It could tie money down, since it's not everyone who can afford it.
More so, only those close to the school area can deal based on your feasibility study.
But, I confess, it's a good idea.

It wont tie money down. As you can buy the minimum of 5 which wld be sold immediately. Also, I have only cited off-campus residents as an example of places it could be sold. It can also be sold to people in the office who can use them as back up. Several places can be identified. I also believe its a good empowerment scheme.

I have read several times on nairaland where people ask question like what business can they do with 25k, 50k etc. The business below is very profitable if you fall in that category. Nigerians are switching to gas for cooking especially as kerosene is quite scarce and even more expensive due to government's removal of subsidy on the product.

Safe and high quality 3kg cylinders cost 5500 naira in the market and 6000 naira depending on location. The cylinders can be sourced for the purpose of resell at 5000 naira but the minimum quantity that can be bought is 5 which costs 25,000 naira in total.

A very conservative sales projection shows that if properly marketed, 3 cylinders can be sold daily. This amounts to 1500 naira profit daily. A smart and diligent marketer is able to sell 10 daily and make profit of 5000 naira profit daily.

There is high demand for the product among university/polytechnic students especially those who live off campus. Hence, huge sales can be made selling the product within densely populated student towns. Also, at the market square to market women and even to people who work in the office. The list is endless.


Drop your comments if you are interested for more details.

modath:
PMB is on a long thing, , when e Taya, e go come carry hin paper!

Saraki is supposed to see these bills come alive abi?? Same house we have Jang, Ochendo, Dino, Akpabio, Goje etc.. A nor fit laugh!!

Like PIB, like Anti money Laundering bill...

The paper the bills are on will turn brown in that NASS!!

Anything that is for the benefit of the nation does not find favour with our lawbreakers..

Awon oloriburuku someborry.

But you voted them.

keally:
. You've said it all, you are great hypocrite and a super-self-deceiver. You only opposed GEJ of your myopic reasoning. All of you should eat the humble pie and not be ashamed to do so. GEJ is a living legend. He is the first person in over 25years of subsidy payment that stopped the payment but for brainwashed mugus like you blinded by killer-hatred. You are still covering the truth not knowing that it is an impossibility. Your co-conspirators that rocked the ship of GEJ's administration are already confessing about GEJ's UNEQUALLED achievement in virtually all sectors of the nation's economy but until they confess that they devilishly and demonically deceived Nigerians they would remain under the fierce and intense judgement of God. For people like you still revelling in self-delusion, pray you don't get so frustrated and disappointed by your messiah PMB to the point of taking your own life. The pit you dug for GEJ will swallow you all up while GEJ keeps flying to higher heights and levels of accomplishments and achievements.

Stop wailing. You still havent gone over the pains pf defeat. Point to projects executed by sure-p to justify the funds it got from subsidy reduction by GEJ. Why did Christopher Kolade resign...abeg stop wailing and face reality.

mployer:
I wonder why crude oil is price is falling in the world market but the pump price here is not falling. I guess somebody's profit margins is increasing everyday.

Ordinarily pump price should reduce as a direct result of oil price slump but unfortunately the value of naira is on a free fall...and remember we are import dependent...That erodes whatever savings we should be making on pump price. Had it been we refine locally and we are not exposed to forex fluctuations, local pump price of pms should be arround #35 - #40 by now.

dejt4u:
OBS audition for members by Mr Morakinyo in Yikpata camp ..

Where are you now.

dejt4u:
beautiful girl frm my platoon, platoon 8 all the way.. Op, how are you? I think I know you

From where? Lol

O-Gas organised its maiden edition of corpers can cook competition at the Yipata NYSC camp Ilorin Kwara State.
Really corpers can cook. And the winner of the maiden edition is.
The Corpers-Can-Cook competition and partnership to switch NYSC kitchens from firewood powered to clean and efficient cooking gas (LPG) powered kitchens is expected to roll out nationwide across all NYSC camps. Lagos camp has been switched already.

http://www.eventnews.com.ng/event/oando-takes-cooking-competition-to-kwara-state-nysc-orientation-camp/

O-Gas organised its maiden edition of corpers can cook competition at the Yipata NYSC camp ilorin Kwara State.
Really corpers can cook. And the winner of the maiden edition is.
The competition and partnership to switch NYSC kitchens nationwide from firewood to clean and efficient cooking gas (LPG).

http://www.eventnews.com.ng/event/oando-takes-cooking-competition-to-kwara-state-nysc-orientation-camp/

Innaa lilaahi wa innaa ilaehi raajihun. May Allaah forgive his shortcomings and admit him into paradise. Aameen.

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You are obviously jobless.

AkinseteK:
I can take your brother Website Development on a one on one training. Courses includes HTML, HTML5, CSS, JAVASCRIPT, JQUERY PHP, TWITTER BOOTSTRAP, WEBSITE HOSTING AND MYSQL, and FOR CMS courses includes JOOMLA, WORDPRESS, Opencart and Magento and also on Programming Languages I can take him on VB.NET, JAVA, C# with sql server . U can call me on 08034089466 for more discussion.

Are you saying its more effective and pragmatic to learn from you compared to going to APTECH/NEW HORIZON /NIIT mentioned above. Can you give me reasons why its better to learn from you?

Dear nairalanders, I have a little brother who just finished secondary education and currently seeking admission to study electrical electronics. Whilst waiting for his admission, I want him to proceed to learn coding skills (software and mobile application skills) that would really expose him to the IT world and perhaps he could build his IT foundation from there. Unfortunately, I don't know of anywhere in Lagos where practical coding studies could be undertaken. I would appreciate your guidiance as to which school or training centre in Lagos where these skills can be gotten.

Hibrahym:
Sorry, I'm not in Lagos. What and why are u learning, Perhaps I might give u a lead.

Ok thanks. Its not me per se. I have got a little broda who just finished secondary education and currently seeking admission to study electrical electronics. Whilst waiting for that, I want him to proceed to learn coding skills that would really expose him to the IT world and perhaps he could build his IT foundation from there. Thanks. I would appreciate your guidiance and that of others on this thread.

Hibrahym:
Next to that is the Fundamental. Learn the fundamentals of Computer b4 learning programming. There few things to learn b4 programming, if u really want to stand out.

Please where can one learn practical coding in lagos?

Javanian:
Hence forth any i want to learn programming threads will be closed with immediate effect. Ask all your questions here ...

Please do you have an idea of where to learn coding in lagos?

chukwudi44:
If CCT convicts Saraki,he would still retain his seat and appeal against it.He would only lose his seat if the supreme court uphold's the CCT judgement.

If Saraki is removed,Ekweremadu becomes acting senate president and would have to oversee another election where a new senate president would be elected.

You are wrong. If the CCT convicts Saraki...the penalties are set out in the CCT act.
1. He would loose his seat as a senator immediately cos the judgement of the CCT would be declarative and immediately enforcible. He wld only gain his seat back if the supreme court decides otherwise.
2. The CCT can also ban from holding public office him for up to 10years...tge judge decides how long.
3. He can also be sent to jail for a maximum of 2yrs...The judge decidez how long too.
4. The assets upo which he is convicted would be forfeited to the state.

These declarations by the CCT are immediately enforcible just like the case of B9de George. He had already served his full terms in jail b4 the supreme court overturned the Lagos Stae High Court decision.

Empero1:
Your lame postulation about the company share been N1.00 per share is unfounded because it's not publicly traded. In my personal capacity as someone with firsthand knowledge about the company operational capacity, I stand bold to tell you that the company's annual turnover run into billions of Naira. PMB is the highest shareholder in the company and that makes him a lion share earner. Lower IQ people always think that they knows everything and has better opinion than others.

I can see u still nursing pain and anguish over PMB's victory at the polls. Stop wailing, Nigerians are more receptive to change. You can relocate to cameroon if you can't get over it. Stop displaying ur ignorance here again.

Empero1:
Your lame postulation about the company share been N1.00 per share is unfounded because it's not publicly traded. In my personal capacity as someone with firsthand knowledge about the company operational capacity, I stand bold to tell you that the company's annual turnover run into billions of Naira. PMB is the highest shareholder in the company and that makes him a lion share earner. Lower IQ people always think that they knows everything and has better opinion than others.

Panalpina Nigeria has folded up. Provide evidence to the contrary if you have. You just exposed ur naivety. Stop wailing...change is here to stay.