₦airaland Forum

Divay22:
This one is my favourite But it's not enough reason to call her out.

AussiePlayboy:
Hey simp!, why call me stupid to make your point?

OKorowanta:
I like dis babe outspokenness.
She reminds me of Warri babes, no word dey heavy her for mouth to talk.
Give her trouble she gives you double.

AussiePlayboy:
I've come to notice a common misconception about many people, especially the ladies and some guys who dont know better and think that owing a car and paying rent for an accommodation are signs of success.
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I find it appalling, really appalling. Thankfully, at 23, I bought my first car and moved out of my parents place and a year after, I still totally don't consider myself close to successful. I even feel like there is a lot I am not doing with my life.
I presently work in a top multinational company(outside Africa) and get paid flights and accommodation(even at the moment) in the best hotels in the world, yet I often see it like I have seen it all, and hence, its not true success. I am lucky, like really lucky to experience this at an early age and hence it has helped me understand what matters life.
I have seen so called "big men" loose everything in a flip of a second, I have seen what supposedly rich people go through and I sometimes marvel when I hear phrases like. "He owns a car and affords a 2/3 bedroom flat" so he is successful. Nawa o. My people nawa o.
Flat that one mistake at work or simply low turnovers beyond your control, and there is no difference between you and the guy carrying file on the street looking for job. Or car you have to keep that job to maintain? What about those in business depending on just one main client who they have to kiss their feet to ensure bills are being paid, yet brag. No matter how fine the apartment is, its still a liability to maintain, and you ll be kicked out, along whatever you put in there the moment you stop keeping the landlord quiet.
Also, its even funny how people see car as a luxury. Car is not a luxury. Having a car is just a basic necessity.
Nowadays, I flip through social media, and don't get moved. I just see people faking out their lives, with the temporary illusion of happiness, while I critically thing of the real things that matter. Too many people living hand to mouth, waiting for the next paycheck to maintain that lifestyle. That's not freedom to me. That's not even success

Draw your ears boy and girls.... Having a car with paying for a flat is NOT success. Heck, its not even a luxury.

The AussiePlayboy

Jabioro:
Exactly what l wanted...l can see you laffing..that is great,have a blessed week days

Jabioro:
.,and l will love you escorted me down deep into patient/ward room and let's see who be first treated..

TheUpsetGirl:
more dangerous... sexxybbstar

Jabioro:
How would that be your problem? Abi you no see your adopted king Solomon who went after many women? Na my own dey pain you.,hypocrites! Like if you are chance to meet the mother of Jesus,the holy Mary you won't seduced/advanced her..see this Judas descedants.yeyenatu!

Jabioro:
...and wetin what to you after the look? Religious bigot!

Jabioro:
Which character l would like to stay/spent a day with? Ruth/Easter/Mary Maga any of these three women l need to taste them before l departed this sinful motherfuvker world..l need that king's wife in foreign land,if you can help me secure Anuty Mary Mag address, our Lord girl friend mind you l have unquenched love for Ruth.l beg all nairaland to help me,the Lord shall reward you bountifully for my sake.

sexybbstar:
My namesake Esther

highpriestess:
I wish you guys a blissful relationship.

if you guys love yourselves,what's preventing you from dating?
but for me,I won't really be comfortable whenever the thoughts pops out.

Chikita66:
You wan chop wetin your senior sister don chop, you get big eye o.

onatisi:
That war and the war is Liberia are the worst in history. It shows how wicked the heart of a black man is when they are at war

Explorers:
Security forces, joined by members of the public, continue to massacre Tutsis at a rate of thousands per day.
Women are raped and sexually assaulted as part of the campaign to wipe out the ethnic group.


A Rwandan refugee girl stands next to a mass grave outside Kigali, where dozens of bodies were laid to rest.

trapQ:
Useless old idiots. Is Nigerian politics different from the kne they play in America? Nonsense!

sloopyy:
And why’s that one opening his mouth like a tilapia fish e be like him hear say dem go face firing squad by morning

kratosonofzeus:
its very rare for me to like a comment but I liked urs, ur intellectual intelligence is of great value

The mistake you made was to live with him, you are his wife literally so he is not motivated to marry you when you give him every wifely gift.

ChildOfDoom:
I'll use my mum as a case study......


the way my mum behaves has left me with no choice than to imagine that she might be mentally unstable.


- she picks up a quarrel with me for no reason. Like I give her 2h to buy egg for us to manage the remaining soup, she raise her voice and say "so you don't know you'll bring money for kerosene too!'. Not like she told me. Despite all I give to her, she might at times shout and complain that I do nothing for her. Hmm... Are women naturally ungrateful?

skarlett:
People that are married and having sexx in their own house are now your problem, amebo kee you dia!

DeadRat:



What Did I Read?


So You Are Telling Me To fork My Wife While She Is Cookin soup...


See My Sex Drive Is Enough To Bake Bread




Do I Fork Her While She Is Stirring the Soup or We Both Just Leave The Damn Soup To Burn on The Fire?...


I Understand That When We Are Having Sex We Dont have Sense Again until We Cum... Please Try And Fork With Sense, I Know Its Not Easy But Try...



I Dont Want Dogs To Look At Us and Be Like "Them Even Fork Pass Us Sef... After Them Go Call Us Dog"



We Are Not Higher Animals For Nothing...

912:
Obviously the dude was dating someone that wasn't dating him. He was just an atm to her. He might have enjoyed a number of pity f**ks once in a while but those were just to give him hope so the money will keep flowing.

I wouldn't want to call him a side nigga because he is less than a side nigga. I'm sure the babe quarrelled with him deliberately to avoid any distractions during her wedding.

He should take solace in the fact that he helped fund a small portion of her wedding baba atm

Babalegba:
I'm very sorry but you don't reason like an experienced graduate.The Ghanaian did not apply wisdom in the encounter at all and now his action would be seen as racist by most human beings on the planet.A gentle remonstration and correction of the Chinese man would have been better.People do wrongs mistakenly or absent mindedly all the time. I remember smoking a cigarette on the tube train in the UK one day, the whites did not bully me to correct me unlike that Ghanaian bully

Oreofepeters:
it's like you didn't get the point. The lady sells liquid soap and she want you to patronize her.. Na Hussle she dey Hussle on nairaland, abeg try and patronize her....

Sirpaul:
If u feel jealous in ur heart each time u see ur friends progressing pls repeat after me & say "I AM A WITCH"