₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:



Whatever happened to the principle of "Finders keepers".

The girl is not smart.
She would have made more than 10k if she pawned off her treasure.

It is biblical.
Abraham did not go about looking for the owner of the ram he found trapped in the thickets (Gen 22:13)
neither did Peter start looking for who must have dropped the coin swallowed by the fish.
(Matthew 17:24-27).

God works in mysterious ways.

CAPSLOCKED:

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN ADVOCATE FOR LAZINESS. YOUR PROFILE IS MADE UP THREADS ON HOW GIRLS SHOULD MAKE SURE THEY OWN RICH MEN SO THEY'LL LIVE LAVISH WITHOUT WORKING OR EARNING FOR THEMSELVES... SO WHY ARE YOU UNHAPPY HERE, BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE SPENDING THE MONEY ON A GIRL THAT IS NOT YOU?


IS THAT THE WACKY SMELL OF ENVY THAT I PERCEIVE RIGHT NOW?

OR YOUR COMMENT IS A REMINDER THAT IN ALL HONESTY, YOU LACK FOCUS AND DIRECTION??

Amarabae:
Come and take a kiss boy

Though I don't agree with him on him allowing the future wife winning all argument but the rest of his postulations are superb.
That's his life and quality,

Deal with it you misogynists

TheUpsetGirl:
fact#.

any bastard that can't give his lady head isn't supposed to be in a relationship.
don't even dare ask for oral on your dick.

sinaj:
one can be a virgin with a deflowered ass tho.

*yawns* erm... what do I even knw.

Happy sunday Divine

PharmaGirl:

Crazy.
Lalasticlala.

QueenSuccubus:


U play it cool like u wanna juz hit it & quit it...MUMU!

Some men eeehnn...their brain is on their dick..

Ekitimadman:
There was an arguement today about this topic. If 100million is mistakenly deposited into my account over 24hours and I manage to withdraw 50 million. What will happen when I get arrested?

hajoke2000:
a lady ..

Angelanest:
A police corporal believed to be attached to the Airport Police Station in Calabar, was among 32 armed robbery suspects paraded by the Cross River State Commissioner of Police, Hafiz Mohammed Inuwa, in Calabar, Cross River state capital.

According to reports, the corporal and a few others who are not policemen, have been robbing innocent people of valuables. They allegedly robbed someone of a car and took the vehicle to a spray painter somewhere in Asari Eso, Calabar, for alterations to be on the car so that no one can spot it again.

The police were tipped off and they arrested him somewhere around Efio Ette, Calabar.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/policeman-who-engages-in-armed-robbery-paraded-by-police-in-calabar-photos.html

salvationproject:
Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo state have purportedly shared the reason why he(Rochas) cries
every night.

According to the governor, recent voters registration statistics by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) which shows low voters registration turnout from the southeast makes him cry every time because to him, it means the southeast have lost hence they may become slaves.

Okorocha shared this during an Easter Sunday service at the Okigwe Catholic diocese where he called on all clergymen and bishops in the southeast to encourage their followers to vote.

In his words,
“A particular scenario makes me cry; INEC’s data shows that South-South has nine million registered voters, North-Central, 12 million registered voters, North-East, 15 million registered voters, South-West, 14 million registered voters, North-West, 18 million registered voters, while South-East has just eight million registered voters.
“This situation makes me cry. I weep every night
because of this development. This means that we have lost out before the 2019 election. If care is not taken, we will make ourselves slaves.

“My lord bishop, please tell our people to register. Our
bishops must encourage Igbo people to register now. I
have started shouting again, the same way I shouted in
2015.

“If Yoruba people can jettison tribal politics in 2015 to ensure that the APC won, Igbo people can do the same in 2019. Today, the Yoruba people are occupying sensitive positions in the Federal Government. ”

Source : http://www.jagabanxclusive.com.ng/2018/04/04/i-cry-every-night-because-south-east-may-become-slaves-gov-okorocha/

makydebbie:
Imagine dating a guy that doesn't give head.

Tragic.

I'll do same if I was in her shoes honestly, you guys like bl0wjob and you don't like to give ladies head. You're fvcking going to make me cum by sucking and licking my pussy like it's your favorite strawberry ice-cream.

Divay22:
Omo this one pass us o.. There must be side effects

Divay22:
Hahahahahaha.. Funny right

prechbills1:
whether you're a virgin or not, you'll get married...
stop portraying women as sex objects.

their body, their choice.

men don't own their body.

prechbills1:
whether you're a virgin or not, you'll get married...
stop portraying women as sex objects.

their body, their choice.

men don't own their body.

prechbills1:
whether you're a virgin or not, you'll get married...
stop portraying women as sex objects.

their body, their choice.

men don't own their body.

Divay22:
Nah That place is too sensitive to be playing this kinda rough play na...

prechbills1:
never force your opinions on others.
it seems like nairaland has turned to a preaching land..
air your views at home not on nairaland.

demelza:
What a mediocre life that lady is living.
So after passing out with good grades, her reward is "a financially-okay husband who provides everything for her and a child?"

And you think this is the kind of life you will wish your girl child to aspire to in a world of Angela Merkel?

Ladies,
Your worth in life is not determined by the hymen in between your legs. God's blessings do not come because of a hymen or not.
Work smart,
Be smart
Love yourself
Ignore trash
Stock up on knowledge

And you will have all these blessings and more.


@OP, Eku patriarchy o!

MariaLavina:
Naughty Flirt

ufuosman:
Dis kind handsome guy, conji worry u and u dey chop. u no even they chop they put everything outside wen u one discharge. luck don run against you! Congrats you will be father soon

MariaLavina:
Do you need help to push?

Preshy561:
woman beater,I will just cut off your prìck that night.

MariaLavina:
Some broke skeleton looking fool feeling fly.

Dude wanna trend

lefulefu:
i have always said iron pant is recommended when u near a booty bandit just in case he has dat sleazy idea of tearing u a new hole in d azz

MissRaine69:
Which is even more worrying

MissRaine69:
Who eats dolphins? Considering the high levels of mecury in the flesh....?