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FemiEddy:
I am not married yet, so am not fit to give you an advice, but at least I can reason well and have seen things so this is my opinion
Firstly, Leave the lady and her husband alone, Karma always comes back to hunt it's victim, she will reap the fruit of her labour, mind ur business and give ursef peace of mind.
Secondly, ur husband, u know his weak point, maybe pounded yam, or one food, or maybe d oda room, give him a good treat, after he is calm and relaxed, confront him, just ask him why he did it, he will tell u , don't raise your voice o, u already have three kids, those are ur treasure. If you indeed love ur husband, please try, it's hard, but try for the sake of the kids
My opinion

i just read nonsense advice and to think that such useless advice attracted so many likes.... I won't be surprise that majority came from cheating guys.... once again ....nonsense

holuwajobar:
i dont understand.. is it that he beat u twice on different occasions or twice at once?.. Then you reacted by breaking bottle? I dont understand.. can someone explain to me....


Am not taking sides

i don't think you have eaten.... please do

the force on the ambulance is something else... not much damage on it

when Fulanis were killing we did hear this noise.... nonsense

Halo22:
I received a great trauma yesterday when i watched about 45% of my fellow teachers received they sack letter. At first I taught it was going to be mere talk by the new director of the school, who happens to be the daughter of the owner of the school. Lo and behold the reality took place yesterday.

Up till now, i have not recovered from the shock as most of the sacked fellows were very to the proprietress. First they said there would be a re-interview and a kind of verification. Then after, we were told to return later the result.

I arrived a little bit late to the venue for the meeting and i met the director sharing a brown envelopes to the bearers. I thought it was cash prize and asked for mine, but they told me my name was not among, i was lost. when i realized what was going on was when i glanced at my colleagues own . and the content briefly.

Now my problem is that they issued a new code of conduct, which most of them as far as am concerned, are like threats and stringent rules and am sure i cannot keep to them.

So dudes, what do you suggest i should do?

Is it in Lagos

beautiful232:
na your noise disturb the poor girl

would have been your daughter too

the man was hitting the right place

beautiful232:
na your noise disturb the poor girl

would have been your daughter too

the man was hitting the right place

Atlantia:
Curiosity killed the cat.

Living in such an apartment, the parents should know better. Would it hurt to lock the door at night before having séx?
What if it wasn't the househelp but one of their children?

I don't think you understand English very well... do you know if it was comprehension passage, you would have scored zero?

Evaberry:
Madam must you shout?


can't you enjoy that thing small small without disturbing everybody

hmmmm...now you are talking.... girls also enjoy the thing... reason for the shouting and moaning

yes that's karma at work.... stupid father... the curse will never leave him

dman4mdmoon:
You mean two former heads of state (Ibrahim Babangida and Murtala Muhammed) are involved? Na wa o! Truly, country hard!

nawa oooo ...i was about to write this... two former head of state... one a living ghost while the other a dead ghost...

missnawty:
My fiancé earns about 70k monthly, I am presently not working. He is talking abt marriage alrdy and I'm alws lookin at him with one side eyes. Will 70k b enof for us?

The plenty money for Wedding, life after wedding (atlist we Shuld stay in a two bedroom apartment, yes nah.. Wat if we have visitors?) taking care of me, him and our baby wen we later have one.. With just 70k? Let's be realistic jare!!! hiahn! How will we clear all d wedding debts and live well with 70k after wedding? I wuldnt be this bothered if I'm working sha.

He is kinda living ok for now cos he isn't married.. Inshort he is okay. Bt wen he's married nko?

Seeing op with just 35k as salary as he is stil this positive.. Well.. Well.. Well..
God Dey sha!

are you in Lagos or outside Lagos.? I have seen people who earn far less than that that are doing well... my friend earn less than that and he has a car of #420000.. and family... think of other little income earning too

AngelicDamsel:
You can die in peace........... Assuming this post is real................but I can assure you that she wouldn't realise how much you love her when you die like a loser!

My advice
Keep her as a friend!
Work harder!
Make her watch you succeed!
Make more paper!
Then I assure you she will wish she was with you!

A guy will be some where brushing the lady's coochie he wants to commit suicide on

GloriaNinja:
SHE DESERVES HOT CHILLY INSIDE HER EYES AND NOSE TOO. DEMONIC WOMAN

you forgot to mention putting pepper in her coochie as well

Lalas247:
Missing Benita too my baby

hmmm...thats touching... how was your night.... good morning

Nutase:
Perverts

hmmmm....girls like it big

Lalas247:
Wetin be snail

nawa ooo... this seek and hide games wey we dey play self...

Cc: Benita28 come and see question

Lalas247:
Haha didn't even read the post Yano

kai!!! I wonder how her snail go be now... hope guys never chop am finish

Girls with greedy eyes....please translate to yoruba if you can

When you want to go to a battle, you need to choose your opponent carefully

airmirthd1:
Always pay attention to your family. It is not all about money. Don't be so carried away with business. Let your family feel you.

you girls pretend as if you don't enjoy fvckking

sunnewsonline.com

Sep 2, 2017 1:56 AM



Estate agent impregnates bosom friend’s wife

I did it to test my fertility after 4 years of childless marriage, says woman

From LINUS OOTA Lafia

When Danladi Funtuwa, 38, an auto mechanic from Nasarawa Eggon area of Nasarawa State, working in ‘mechanic village’ on Bukan Sidi in Lafia, and his wife, Salamatu Maka, 31, a seamstress from Wamba Local Government Area of the state, met in 2013 in Lafia, during an empowerment programme of Governor Tanko Almakura, it was like love at first sight.

That love turned a remarkable corner when in March 2014, they got married and began to live as husband and wife in Shabu, Lafia. But some four years down the line, the love made in heaven has become shattered on earth, no thanks to fertility challenges.

What God has joined let no man put asunder, the Old Book says. But it is most painful when the man used in putting asunder that union is your bosom friend. This is the truth that hit home as our correspondent sat through a session in which Salamatu told a stunning tale of how she was impregnated by her husband’s best friend, Mr. Francis Kulungu, 35, an indigene of Awe Local Government Area of the state and a land and property agent in Lafia.

Bubble burst

The bubble burst when Mr. Funtuwa, in anguish, reported to the Chief of Shabu, Alhaji Sulieman Abdullahi, the three-month pregnancy his wife was carrying for his best friend. In an interview with Saturday Sun, he talked about how he started suspecting his friend’s affair with his wife when he started frequenting his house, on the pretext of paying a friendly visit, even when he (Funtuwa) was not around.

“Owing to the nature of my work as a mechanic, I close very late, but each time I got home after that I would meet him sitting outside and waiting for me or I would be told he had just left,” Funtuwa told our correspondent. “Some of my neighbours who suspected something fishy between them complained to me about the man’s closeness to my wife and wondered aloud what the kind of friend he is, saying he was always visiting and chatting with my wife in her shop.”

Having been alerted, Funtuwa decided to keep a close but surreptitious watch on the two. But over a four-month period, his trap caught nothing tangible he could use to openly confront them over their evil deed. Didn’t a proverb say that as you monitor the moves of an animal trapped inside a hole so does it from there monitor your moves too? So it was with the two lovebirds engaged in an illicit affair and Funtuwa.

Foolproof trap

When his efforts seemed to have drawn a blank, he hit on a seemingly foolproof idea, which he felt he could use to nail them once and for all. On May 14, 2017, he lied to his wife that he was going to Kaduna to buy a Peugeot 406 engine for one of his customers’ car and that the trip would keep him away for three days.

But rather than travel as he had made her believe, he stayed in a neighbour’s house hoping to monitor his wife’s movements from there. The following day, he returned to the house at about 12:30pm in the middle of the night only to discover to his dismay that his wife was nowhere to be found. Further move to know her whereabouts was thwarted by his discovery that her phone was permanently switched off for the two days duration.

Unknown to him, his wife and his friend, Kulungu, had left Lafia, the same day, for a visit to his (Kulungu’s) younger brother, schooling at the College of Education, Akwanga, and spent two days there. At the end, the wife returned only to meet an enraged husband waiting for her at home.

“That was the beginning of the problem,” Funtuwa icily observed. “I demanded to know where she went. She was too tongue-tied to talk. From that time till now, we’ve not had sex because she was unwilling to tell me where she went. I reported the matter to her parents and they supported me to insist on knowing where she went.”

For a long time, she continued to remain taciturn. On Sunday, July 30, 2017 matters took a turn for the worse as the enraged husband changed tactics, drew a cutlass and threatened to kill her right in their bedroom if she refused to open up.  “At 11pm, when I could no longer hold my anger, I drew a cutlass I bought last year to protect myself in case of an attack and asked her to say her last prayers as I was going to kill her. She started pleading for her life. But all her pleas fell on deaf ears as I told her firmly that I would only spare her life if and only if she told me the truth and nothing but the truth about her two days trip without my knowledge and about her relationship with my friend (Kulungu).”

Midnight confession

Having been so cornered with no way of escape, Salamatu opened up and began to sing.  She told him all she knew about the affair that she said started with Kulungu in April. She confessed that she was actually the one who seduced him into the secret love affair and she did that to know whether her inability to conceive for the past three years they’d been married is hers or husband’s.

On the mystery surrounding the two days trip away from her matrimonial home, she revealed that Kulungu took her to his younger brother’s apartment in Akwanga where they had fun for two days. Crying profusely, she earnestly pleaded for forgiveness, adding that her desire to have a child led her into trying another man to know where the problem is and that’s why she couldn’t use condom. In fact, at the end of the confession, she confirmed to him that she was actually three months pregnant courtesy of Kulungu.

No holds barred

In an exclusive interview with Saturday Sun, Salamatu confirmed her husband’s story and hinged her reason for going into the secret love affair with her husband’s friend on her impassioned desire to have a baby after marriage. She regretted her husband’s inability to bring that about more than three years after their wedding.

Her account: “A year after our marriage, we went to Dalhatu Specialist Hospital, Lafia, to carry out some tests to know why I have not conceived. The tests showed that my husband has low and watery sperm count and as a result might not be able to impregnate a woman except something was done about it.

“The hospital treated and certified him fit after six months. Yet, there was no pregnancy. We went back to the hospital and the result certified both of us fit and fertile, yet nothing happened. In March 2017, our marriage was exactly three years old without a child. All my mates in marriage have two children each. I was tired of answering questions from colleagues and friends

“Kulungu, my husband’s friend, is a regular caller at the house and we became friends. When I narrated this problem to him, he showed much concern about it and suggested fertility test for both of us. We did it last year, around May, at the specialist hospital and the result showed that both of us are okay. Since we are very close, I decided to ask him for help by soliciting for sex with him, to ascertain where the problem is since they said my husband and I are okay. At first, he entertained fears but I assured him that it was going to be something confidential and nobody would know about it. After much pressure, he accepted.

“Our first meeting was on April 8, 2017 at Dunami Hotels, Lafia. I footed the hotel bill. We had a marathon session that lasted the better part of the night. I didn’t use any protection because I was ovulating. In the morning before we departed, we had a quickie. It was a parting gift for me and he kissed me goodbye. That month’s end, I missed my period. After that month, I conducted a pregnancy test and it was confirmed positive. I broke the news to Kulungu, he was delighted about it, though he wanted me to abort it. I refused and vowed that I will keep the child.”

Fight back

That has put her husband, Funtuwa, in a state of confusion as he vowed not to keep someone else’s blood in his house. “I told her parents about this development and they simply asked me to send her packing to go meet the said Kulungu, and that she should never come to them for anything,” he said. “They sympathised with me. I have already asked her to leave my house within 30 days, though the chief has asked me to seek divorce through a court but that is a long process. Moreover, I don’t have money to hire a lawyer.”

He is hopeful of remarring someday but not any moment soon immediately as he does not keep girlfriends outside marriage. He, however, promised to commence the search for another wife after Salamatu might have left his house within the 30 days ultimatum.

No shaking

The wife, hardly moved by all the hoopla, said she is prepared for anything. She told our correspondent that her husband has a serious problem with low sperm count and may likely run into the same problem if he gets married without having the problem permanently solved. “Staying with him will amount to a waste of time,” she said. “I’m ready to leave his house within the specified time. I have a handwork (tailoring) with which I can take care of the baby.”

On the run

And where is Kulungu the father of the baby, in all of this, you finally found the voice to ask Salamatu. “He is not ready for the child, he has run away,” she sighed. “The last time I spoke with him, he told me he was in Lagos looking for a job and that he will not return to Lafia any time soon. But for me, I will keep the child and train him/her to any level. I have moved on with my life. If the child is a baby boy, I may not remarry but if it is a baby girl, I will definitely remarry someday.”








Cc: Mynd44

pcguru1:
Technically she didn't cheat on him. But wait if he can go through all that stress to do that and the wife enjoyed it why not just do it directly, or could it be that women would find any guy she's not married to more attractive because of " The grass is greener outside" or it could be that a neutral person that doesn't remind her of marriage and motherhood. Does that mean the longer you are married the more boring it will eventually become , if that's so then all marriages are doomed, mehn I need to take my meds.

that woman may not even have time for the husband if he was to do it directly

Hannysmilez:
Best part of the story is how the OP just finished praying,yet told the girl he wanted to make love to her.
The 3 of you need deliverence.

chai!!! puna

mofeoluwadassah:
i know your own is full of relaxer

if I handle you eeehhhh

Ginaz:
I would recommend the E45 range, they have body wash and body oil too.. but to my observation it's a waste of time. Try to get the E45 cream(note:, there is a body lotion and also a body Cream and both are different. The body Cream is a lot thicker than the lotion. I took the body Cream cos if felt good on my skin, lasted for long hours to keep my skin soft.)

The E45 cream is the BEST cream I ever used on my body till date. It made my skin supple, fresh, shiny, soft, smooth. My skin was like a baby's butt, so soft and creamy. The best part was it made my skin retained it's colour despite the harsh sunny weather. My skin never darkened for a day. After application, the effect of the cream would still be seen after the next day. Your skin shines under the sun even if you didn't apply. A bottle could last up to 2months.


The down side was I sweated a bit too much, (so I reduced it to once a day only) . Reasons I stopped using was it became scarce to find and the cost went up (I bought it then for like 4k but its a fu**ing 6,500K presently)

IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOD. bleeping GOOD. BEST BODY CREAM EVER USED.

*** for now....let me try kernel oil...so far so good. It's cheaper too, a bottle is 300 naira. ***

this Ginaz self... your body soft like baby butt... hehehehehehehee... funny girl. .so if I be your boy friend, na #6500 I go dey buy your cream.. NAwa oooo

mofeoluwadassah:
says who

hope it is working

MISSCONGENIALITY:
okay sir. No man would like any woman who possesses all those qualities you mentioned but you would aslo fine it hard to get wine who doesn't posses at least one of them. Some are even worst. But men are also guilty of the same thing. Even people guilty of all that you have mention and even more will still tell you they hate people who do them.
Just pray you meet the right person and not one that will play saint before marriage and turn to a monster after marriage.
However, that someone is slaying doesn't mean she's a prostitute. One can slay in what ever he or she's doing. There's dignity in labour if you are not compelled by any force. No one should lazy about simply because they want to slay.

what I dislike l don't do... that is me... so telling me one can not find such a person is a lie... you can only tell me they are rare

MISSCONGENIALITY:
what things do you wish women do before they can end your respect sir?

1.. I dislike a lazy woman who cannot use her hands and brain to get something doing rather result to subtle prostitution which people now call slay queen.

2...I hate a cheating woman... even if your husband or your boy friend does that let him continue to be a fool...time will vindicate such a virtuous woman

3... Lies... a girl that tell lies is like someone with a poison...I can not cope with such for long... she will lose my trust

4...Stubborn and arrogant.... Such woman will find it difficult to take correction.. a woman that does not take correction will eventually collapse a marriage.
5...A religious zombie.... this is one annoying aspect I dislike... even if you listen to a preacher at least meditate and verify from d Bible... that my pastor say this and that is the reason why some women are lying in their grave presently...yes your pastor said so.. have you asked your husband opinion? the reason you hear of scandals in churches... same with
alfas and herbalist the women secretly visit in the end we read about the repercussion here.

6...Dirtiness... I can not stand such women

7...extravagant.... I like women who are prudent with their money and detest the extravagant ones..

if a woman possess the positive trait... I tell you., she will go far in life

MISSCONGENIALITY:
who's Ikechukwu?
I do some sir, is not none of them is bad. Especially checking for stains during those months when one has heavy flow. When you become a woman would know that many of them are not mentioned. Do you think it's easy loosing so much blood every month and sometimes with pains and lose of appetite?

yeah!! I quite agree it is not an easy task... the reason why I always want women to do things that will earn them respect... I'm not referring to this any way

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I don't understand how guys come online to claim they know ladies more than ladies know themselves.nwaiting for another guy to come and tell us how he suffered from menstrual pains and how he treated it.

heheheheheheeee....Ikechukwu.... you do some of those things mentioned above

girls with their stupidity will never listen

mofeoluwadassah:
is he also a virgin

hmmmmm....virgin.... untapped hole