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Gluv don revenge...

Hhahahahahahhahahahaha.... You don wound ma system with laugh... I ''Hate'' it men... Hahahahahhahahahahaha

Gluv... May amadioha reduce the size of my dogs dicckk if I forgot about you. I was only surprised you went missing after our hero became infected with HIV, but then many people went missing. I have not acknowledge the presence of anybody since I came back just dat dude, ITbomb that always have some sarcastic to say at all times.

Gluv... You know we are friends na... Owk...

I miss gluv, dayleke, Br3nd4, ITbomb, Ishilove, Rap Maestro, HumbleByGrace, Larry-Sun, Unique xti, Greyce, gree-die and y'all **out of breath**

my ogas them, una know una self, Maishot my humble Secretary, oya, I'm applying for the post of the official poet and orator on this thread. Application sent via juju shrine with red clothes nd cowries adornin it. Reply immediately.


Mazi... Thank God you understand dat u cant update while on the go.

Gluv... Make pikin no grab Mazi miomio one day o....

crave4stan: Mazi,
Like seriously, I need to see the look on Chifawu's face when she gets wind of the recent developments.
Since you now know her true color, slam the door on her face when she comes begging like I know she will. PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME. I'LL APPRECIATE IT.
Thank you.

How do you expect him to do that for you... Are you a leaner?

This is supposed to be a true life story

.:ARE YOU A LEARNER:.


-You dey do Ritual and your money no still pass Dangote own.

#AreUaLEARNER?

-How will you use SUPER GLUE to join ur vagina becos u want to b a virgin again.

#Are U a LEARNER?


-You had SEX without condom and U R tellin him you lost your period.

#Are U a LEARNER?


-U say you luv her and the WAEC result of ur GF looks like a BB PIN 4F1E2D3C

#Are U a LEARNER?


-She willingly opened her legs for U and you started riding an okada that is nt Urs without helmet.

#Are U a LEARNER?


-He disvirgined you and U had 12 abortions for him, now he dumped U for someone else.

#Are U a LEARNER?


-You cheat on alot of girls. Then when you fall in love you xpect her to be faithful.

#Are U a LEARNER?


U dey serve food 4 resturant but later u go dey lick plate

# are u a learner?




Please add your own

Mazi... Another poem ooooooooo.........



[size=20pt]AN-GEL[/size]

Some sensations are truly crazy
That's what books call amazing
They could turn you round in a moment
Some they say cost two cents
When tied down you they untie
When casted down they make you fly
Surely they come from fairy tales
Where love they say surely pays

Did I just speak of love
Then I must be daft like a dove
Do I wish to stick to one lady
Calling her everyday the mother of my baby
Time they say hold hidden mysteries
Just browse down the pages of history
Sure Cupid shoots aimlessly
To pierce my soft heart lovingly

You came when hope attacked fate
When my soul felt like an empty slate
When my light turned darkness
And the tunnel seemed endless
With you I became whole again
Like a rebirthed eagle I flew again
Never to ponder on lost hopes
And forever forget the slopes



Don't really know what to say about the turn in event. But then, we all expected it abi....




Foxybone
Secretary General NPA

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]What saith my moniker [/color]

Dude

ITbomb: ^^^ Full time Analyst

Danhumprey: seriously,you got talent,foxy. I even whether you are better being a writer/novelist than a poet.

Elaborate furhter my Oga

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Yeh
Person wey see 16 pages go think say tori don finish, but e no go know say na 2 uploads after 200 chit-chats
You promise us thursday and now this is friday [/color]

You be guy or babe?

dayleke: @Mazi
Nice one

@Foxy
You got talent bro.

Thank you Sir...

maishot: Player abi?

Not the Sinners Association. Hey, I held the post of Sec. Gen before you could think it up, I no wan drag your position so allow me represent my associaton

I woke up that morning to a realization, it was my turn to put on a "skor" . We had just one sandal, probably mine **abi I lost my own self** but my sister had insisted on wearing it the previous day and had used her tears as her bargaining tool (up till now na the only power wey she get ). Mother had agreed to it so as to stop her incessant cries. I felt so bad when I returned from where Mama had sent me to receive the news.

"Attai, abeg allow your sister use the sandals tomorrow go school, if I go market I go buy una another sandal"

Mama said.

My head instantly felt heavy. How on earth would a boy put on something that belongs to a woman? I raised by voice to protest.

"But Mama, I no get wetin I go wear go school na, I no go fit use my leg waka go school because my friends go laugh me"

Then everybody in my class was my friend, I had not known the word "classmate"

"No worry you go wear Iye "skor"

I was horrified , how on earth will I look like dragging that wooden thing around. (as a child I had a wild imagination, this gift I still possess but then I could think up things children of my age and probably adults could not think). The annoyying part was having to stand on the assembly ground during morning inspection (it was on a monday).

"Mama, abeg make Iye use her shoe na, I no want"

I tried to plead.

"Na you go use am, after you don loss your sandal you want make I give you my own make I dey wear skor? E no go work"

Iye replied refreshing my memory (funny enough I just remembered now). My sandal had been stolen when I had kept it under one of the numerous trees that use to adorn the road side in Zoo Road those days. I had gone to meet my mother in the company of my elder brother after school that fateful afternoon when almajiris played me a strong thing.

"I no loss am, na steal them steal am"

I countered. Mama intervened.

"Oya make una stop. Attai, after Iye wear am go school, you go wear am come house"

That settled the matter but then did it really settle it?


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"What is this you are wearing?"

It was Aunty Rose again. Sometimes I use to think of doing many bad things (no be wetin una think o ) to her in my mind. Everybody adored me as a little boy because of my sharpness (became an introvert later sha) but she seemed to be the only she-devil that thought otherwise about me.

"Na shoe"

I replied timidly.

"You can't use such a language, that is why you are in school"

Aunty Grace countered me before adding:

"Say, it is a shoe"

I repeated what she said softly. This made her pat my head, my sister had already been allowed into the school but I was kept waiting. **I do wonder why I use to and still generate a lot of interest sometime negatively sha **. She shoved me towards the door but Aunty Rose called me back.

"Oya open your mouth let's see your teeth"

She commanded. I did immediately.

"Hunnn... What's all that on your teeth, you did not brush abi"

And with that flogged me on the buttocks, she did not allow me to explain I ate cold roasted maize in the morning and still have some inside my bag, my mother brushed my teeth herself.

That whole day I was the object of ridicule in class because of my shoe abi na skor

*kida-berry#:
I knew my mazi its not u dat can have dat Hiv. Chifowl will b so sorry gosh

Sorry Mazi but I have to do this......





[size=20pt]Chi-fowl[/size]

I thought love was blind
I even added deaf and stupid to it
I felt my world was complete with you
Each day I stare into your eyes
I felt I had found a second me
Someone to take before God and Man
Both for the better and worse of it
But I had both felt and thought wrong


You came into my life like the wind
Lasting only the moment of force
When trials came and trouble appeared
I looked to see you have vanished
Not a cloud to remind me of your presence
Even oxygen went away with you
Like the early morning mist you evaporated
Leaving me to face the battle alone

Alone I did fight the wars
Even death came knocking all night long
I kept acid and daggers close by
To end this miserable life quickly
Death patted my shoulder and hailed me
"Son, there was a mistake on my list"
"Though my name be death, I give you life"
"And remember to use it wisely"

Now I appeal to death more than you
In death I found a reason to live
Live like life has a duplicate
For even death gave me the go ahead
Why fear death when your love vanished
Your shoulders turned all thorny
No where to rest my head anymore
Sure I did find solace in death
But live I did and will live some more





Dedicated to all those that abandon their loved ones in the face of trial, Mazi had sure opened my eyes to the reality of life though I had seen it a countless times. That friend of yours in need could not still be the same one "indeed". With each turn of the way comes a welcoming light, a light that keeps the soul afloat and hopeful, when darkness overcomes the light, don't worry, just make the next turn, there is a light surely waiting for you there.


Signed.

Foxybone

General Secretary
Nigeria Players Association (NPA)

"Attai, oya go to the blackboard and read the letters written on it"

Aunty Grace told me.

I was caught unawares as I was busy using my pencil to trace the face of General Sani Abacha on my exercise book. You guys remember all those ETF books na the one with "not for sale" written on it. I had already created a design on it that would make the military junta skin me alive if they find out.

I quickly stood up and went to the black board and without looking at it, after all, it was all messed up with letters.

"A" : Call

"A" : Response

"B" : Call

"B" : Response

And so it went until I got to the last letter "Z" abi na "Zed". And before I could hold my self, I screamed happily:

"Oya clap for me"

And the whole class using both their hands and mouth clapped happily. **Walai children no get problem for this world, na Bleep up say for both gun fights and riots then na them dey die pass **

"Pam pam pam pam pam PAM!!!"

Devil at work.

"Again again"

I screamed excitedly that they had responded.

"Pam Pam pam pam pam pam PAM!!!"

They still clapped but this time a louder clap filled the air, I saw myself flying in the air and then hitting the ground like it was a movie. A slap had been landed on my face by the teacher, Aunty Rose. Rose was single lady while Aunty Grace had 2 children, one a boy, Joshua in Nursery 1 and the other a little girl (I don forget her name walai) in Pre-nursery.

"Are you mad, are you a teacher?"

She screamed on top of her voice. I was short for words and the surprise of the slap coupled with the flying force made me a strong boy that moment, I refused to cry instead I just stared at her with a shiny eyes.

"Aunty Rose, take it easy na, allow the children enjoy themselves"

That was motherly Aunty Grace talking to Aunty Rose.

"Aunty it is not like that, we have to discipline this children if not they will become wayward"

She replied heatedly. That was the first time I was hearing the word "discipline", it sounded long and strange to me.

"Aunty please what is "dipipline"

I asked timidly my hand on my left cheek.

She looked at me and immediately bursted into a scornful laughter before telling me to kneel down, raise up my hands and close my eyes. It was too much, I could not contain it, immediately I bursted into a loud cry.

"Attai, sorry, stop crying you hear, I will buy you biscuit"

Aunty Grace was trying to percify me but my tears duct had already been punctured, instead of keeping quite, I increased the cry, more tears gushing out and making a pitiable sound. To compound matters, my twin sister just came to the front of the class unafraid and started patting me on the head, shaking my head from side to side, while telling me sorry.

This touched Aunty Grace and she told me to stand up and come to her, which I did promptly.

"Stop crying fine boy, oya take this"

She dipped her hands into her bag and brought out a packet of "NASCO" biscuits which I collected immediately without saying thank you. I turned round, stopped crying immediately when she called me.

"Attai, whenever somebody gives you anything, always say thank you sir, or ma"

I turned round and faced her and in a voice devoid of tears screamed:

"Thank you Sir or Ma"

And turned back, pratically running back to my seat to enjoy the biscuit and make faces at the other children who were sure to "beg" me. The subject of "Thank you Sir or Ma" became a topic that day, it was my 3rd week in school.


**********************************************************************************

"Mama, I learn many things for school today"

I was screaming as my mother came back home from where she sells.

"Ehen Attai, oya tell wetin and wetin you learn for school today"

My mother replied after giving me a roasted maize, one which she had saved specially for me. Immediately I collected it I screamed:

"Thank you ma."

Mama was touched, she patted me on the head and immediately began to losen my rough hair **Till today I dey always enjoy when babe or my mumsy ** while she beckoned to my sister with her other hand.

"Wetin you come learn join"

She asked obviously interested.

"Iye (that's my sister's name), make we sing that new song"

I coaxed my sister, she was the less active of the two but more mathematically inclined than me. I was the English Student. Una know how twins dey be those days na .

"Sanda lilili, sanda lili,
Sanda lilili, sanda lili
Sanda lilili, sanda lili
Sanda lilili, sanda lili

I am a teacher in my country
Many of you know me well
If you look me up and down
You will know that is true **that is true**

Boys and girls
Talking to me
No respect
I flog them all""


We went ahead to lead the class all through our Nursery School.

I swear, I don hold my breath here.

Mazi, you know it is raining season, if you leave us like this....

Na you and Amadioha go settle the scores

My Biography continues shortly... So as will other works.. I am back and kicking.


I love you guys... Thanks for standing by me...

P.S: The babe no carry belle, she wanted money for easter and felt I would bone her because she had travelled.

Women sha....

flow1759: shey u no know as small children dey do? They are always forward.

Thank you Edmanpumpin. What a name? It sounds like "head na pumkin". Shey ur head resemble pumkin?

Why I dey even quote you self ?

But wait o, Chief die neh? As him die, you blow Linda kpekus?

Me dey like be the first to read Mazi update but where the update dey sef

May you stumble but never fall... May your days be like the young palm tree... May you see otherr people wives and turn blind... May the heavens add ultimate alomo to your system each time you sleep... May you fccck and never get tired...

I be your greatest fan.... Oya do me the favour of uploadinh 6 times, 3 in the morning and 3 at night.


By the way, you posted on my pregnancy thread about wanting to show me something, this one you arr showing me is scary o, but I understand the situation.

Mazi, I hope you now understand the second thread, this nairalanders will beg for more but will disappear the moment some ill-luck befalls you.