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call off the soon to be doomed wedding already

this thread is not complete without talking about my mum

**she would gossip about me to friends and family that i was very lazy and wouldn't help with chores, right in my presence
even when i was busy doing one chore and if you pointed that out,she would say "ehnnn it's only today you did something around the house"

lolll

kenonze:
Even lawyers too?

But the story get as e be.
The details made me doubt the integrity.
....9yr old, looking for a lawyer who can help granny in a court case?
[s]
.....she enquired from a court clerk of a lawyer who could help her handle the case and was referred to the said lawyer. [/s]

9 year old for UK and 9ja are worlds apart o...moreover her granny could have told her what to ask for

sevule:
Ah! I get it now. Where have you been all my life? If I had known this is what women look out for, I would have started growing a Rick Ross style beard so that I can look 'manly'. Hope it is still not too late though

sevule:
I don't understand. How does he look like a husband?

I am really curious. What does a man have to do to look like a husband?

You can tell he is mature and 'manly' he looks like a father.

sexymoma:
May Ayilala punish dem
May sango strike dem to death
May Ogun bath with their blood

Dem nor dey call Jesus for this kin matter....
This kind pple na instant death fit dem....

AYILALA...choi!! I won't forget in a hurry as a teenager, my neighbour had given me some cash to keep for her
As a playful kid then, I just left the money outside and never bothered to keep it safe...fast forward several days
later, she came asking for her brown envelope..i was so sure i kept the cash very well, mehn!!! i find the envelope taya
And you know, when your parents are strict and they've warned you severally not to even play outside much more collecting
money to keep for someone, i was too scared to ask my folks if they had seen the money,i ransacked everywhere...still no luck
finally she threatened to report to my folks or take me to AYILALA shrine..i opted for the latter o, cos facing my parents with that
kind gist na serious wahala..we got to the shrine AYILALA say make i drink one liquid so as to confess,after all the chanting the priest
said the money was stolen by a tall black man...finally after much ado, the money was not stolen but my vigilant mother saw it and kept it
waiting for any of her kids to come and ask for it so the person could confess where they got the money from, need i say that the flogging
I got from home that day was one of a kind. I was flogged for going to the shrine and not telling my parents that i had misplaced someone's cash.

wunmi590:
Tell me the reason why they shouldn't be burnt alive?

Sorry sister for the loose, God would do something wonder than the stolen goods IJN (Amen)

LOSS

priscaoge:
He posted on twitter......"Ha! so Aunty last last marries Mr X, Not like it stops the rain from pouring tho..."

Thanks for the info....I trust Tonto to treat him accordingly

vague:
See husband material

I dey tell u!! he looks every inch like a husband...wonder how she landed him?

priscaoge:
That Gideon of a guy really bleeped up big time, serves him right tho. Next time he won't run a lady ddown

please what did he do?

God help NIGERIA!!!!!!

May God help him overcome his demons.

following!......as i no kukuma sabi math,when you ppl finally arrive at the answer
let me know...

ykwildchild:
Thats value.. whats the brand?

Does the brand really matter?

EroticAngelina:
ur even dumber than I thought. no offense.

I hope you know that my refusal to insult you or return your rudeness is deliberate?

EroticAngelina:
I jx checked ur profile, and I'm lyk..

who d hell gives u the ryt to call her ugly at least be half as beautiful as she is bfor u assault ur keyboard, cos if u were dark lyk her, u would be so ugly, u wouldnt even be considered a woman.






back to the topic. She's so cute and looks lyk dangote. resemblance no be small o.

And i just wonder why you had to quote me and rant away...you should direct your rantings to the page and not you quoting my comment.

ykwildchild:
Depends on the product... there are 2 things to always consider 1. Value 2. Brand
So give me details of the product, i ll tell you the 2nd hand resale value

Okay, na generator o

Ajgal10:
Cos shes nt bleached with heavy Makeup and Revealing Attire yea?

Like you would try minding ur biz and not quoting me?

ykwildchild:
Total Children = 114
Boys = 56
Girls = 58
% in gender
Girls % = (58/114 ) * 100 = 50.877%
Boys % = (56/114) * 100 = 49.123%

Thats approximately 50.9% female not 80% as you claimed
Next time take your time to do the simple maths before you post, there lotta kids learning here...Thanks

My guy, abeg solve this math for me... i see you're good.
A product was purchased in February 2015 for 60,000 Naira and
has been in use till August 2015, how much should the second
hand value be sold for?

she's not beautiful

gross!
...that babe is evil, thank God it wasn't acid.

hott

Elosky20:
j

J for Jonsing

GROSS MISCONDUCT.

power pass power PPP

dem don come again

mapet:

you go fear na

HBD UTI!

CHANGE!!!

Chascop:
THE WEAPONS OF OUR WARFARE ARE CANRNAL BUT MIGHTY THROUGH GOD TO PULLING DOWN THE STRONG HOLDS...............

IF YOU MUST QUOTE THE BIBLE, THEN AT LEAST TRY TO STUDY IT SO YOU CAN QUOTE IT CORRECTLY.

2CORINTHIANS 10:4[b] (For the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strong holds[/b]

Nihilist:


OP at least credit the source you stole this writeup from

http://www.arcane-archive.org/religion/african/ase-power-over-nature-1.php

You sef don dey research juju and charms since....