₦airaland Forum

Long ago, I was told to respond "how do you, do too"

Though it sounds somehow sha but i think it is correct
Abi na, Ques:How do you do?
Ans: I do fine

How can they grant bail after FG recommended 14yrs for same S3x activities? ?

Fish farming thinz

E for sweet o

pbs4real:
my e-wifey ow r u 2day?

I dey fine jare my NL hubs

kaorama:
Ask ur Mum what she did when she was in the same situation.

you wicked o, are you saying it is hereditary or genetic?

I just wanted to know, if he was in Boarding School...well, there lies the problem.
most kids get introduced to such vices when they go to boarding school, it is a
normal thing to replace your stolen property ASAP with another student's stuff.
I went to a boarding school and in my first year/first term i only went home with
myself!
back to the situation, pray for him,take him for counseling,withdraw him from the
current school and either make him a Day student or take him to the seminary
school and tell the rector to keep an eye on him. Don't threaten him get him a good
GC....

jabojafa:
bt if d youngsters are matured up den why nt giv dem a 2nd look?

very correct my bro

MyFlair:
. Are you oldster? Just asking!

i am old nah

he looks like her brother

cyprus000:
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Lol..

I just have to laugh at this show of stupidity.

For that fact you branded all NL males "kids" and I pointed out the prejudice in your witless assertion.

That automatically makes me one of your warped assertion,in your small mind?.

You girls really make me sick.

If I have to jump from your sapien features,down to your intelligence.
It will take me 10yrs to touch ground.
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

cyprus000:
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And you are what,that no nairaland guy is matured enough to send a PM?..a kind of old mama or what.


Well,I don't blame you for having such a mentality.
I blame those douche-fagg lummox,who gave room for this kind of hogwash.

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you just proved my point.

pbs4real:
nice pix u gat. . U are a nigerian ryt?

Thanks, full blooded one

This is so much like mine, i met my husband on Facebook...unbeknownst to our families.
I was in a relationship that had lasted for several years without marriage in sight, then
I got engaged,had the introduction and was jilted few days to the wedding..i cried so
much so that i became a recluse because of the embarrassment i faced and put my folks
through..fast forward one year later, i logged in to FB and this random dude added me up..
I accepted but ignored him, one day he asked for my number and i obliged him, he didn't
call me outright so i deleted him sharply on FB...then he called me on Viber and i came down
on him with so much venom,calling him broke and stingy and many other derogatory terms..
Then i was busy crying to God daily for a husband o. Then i rekindled an old flame,who sent me
off to visit his people so they could assess me for marriage. The week i was to travel to the
old flame's hometown...I signed into Skype and met my FB friend online, he said hi and i responded
he asked if he could call me and i said yes..well he called and we chatted for a while,then he said
i was very different from the lady he encountered few weeks ago...i laughed and told him i was stressed
back then. he asked me my plans for the holidays and i told him i was traveling to visit my suitor's family
he asked how long i had known the 'suitor' i told him for about 4yrs, he said the guy was not serious. I
was greatly offended and cursed him out, he called later to apologize...advising me to be very nice to the
suitors family and respectful so they would marry me.. . we became friendly and he called me throughout
the duration of my trip to the other guy's village. When i returned back to my base he asked me if i was sure
the suitor would return back to marry me that year, i became angry again at his intrusion and told him "oya come
and marry me nah"...he said if i allowed him he would fly down on my birthday which was less than two months and
marry me,anyways i thought he was joking...he connected to my mum,he told her his intentions,they were skeptical
because of my past heartbreaks,finally this man came in two days to our wedding,I wanted to send my friend to pick
him up at the airport but wise folks said no,he flew in on a Saturday,we were married on Monday..my office,family,friends
and his family were stunned. the funny part was when i met his parents and grandma, they were like, hope
you children didn't meet on FB ooo?? we heard it is a very bad place, that one girl was killed on FB...I thank God that what
started as a joke ended up well,my friends said he was not real but my mom was like, he's the one with the cash and Kpali
wetin u get to lose? you don't have money or Kpali to give him so what is the scam there??
Folks, I believe God can choose any platform to send you your partner...meanwhile when i originally created my FB account
I also created for my friend,who was staying with me because she was jilted on her wedding day...i told her that i had a feeling that
we would both meet our husbands online..it happened exactly that way cos she also met her husband on FB and joined him in Europe.
Thank You Jesus!

good for her but not on NL with all the youngsters and their PMs

pbs4real:
sup?

hey!!

gememerald:
Report everything to the husband......and rebuke her sharply.

I think he should just rebuke her sternly and warn her that next time he would tell her husband.

TheDauraMallam:
Answer the question, damn it.

Can you construct a simple sentence in your mother tongue?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery.

what's your beef?

activelyA:
HahahahahaHahahahaha



Do not be amazed, watch and learn on nairaland...

Prediting ke
Me sef shock

My sister i fear o

those youngsters no get work abi?

TheDauraMallam:
Sweetheart, can you write in your mother language?

Mtchew

so even men too write "mtchew"
very funny.....

Scarcitato:
It is not normal, I believe there is no problem without solution meanwhile she was not born with pain.. It likely to be too much of sugar, or soft drinks.... She should consult doctor for predicating

Hian!

I used to have painful periods until my last two episodes, I stopped taking pain relievers and started watching
my sugar intake. If she eats healthy and abstain from those canned soda drinks,ice-creams,chocolates she will
get some relief, i also use the hot water bottle to support my abdomen and it helps. Above all,prayers can do just
about anything. My husband also told me to make sure i take iron supplements or foods rich in iron, e.g unripe plantains.
Also she should take enough warm water and hot green tea without milk and sugar....my humble submissions!

i like him now that he's not the President.

hahahahahehhheeeee

seriously though, this is not funny. I was talking to my colleagues a few days ago and we were
reminiscing the good old days of being a secondary school student in FGC. the grammar taught to
us back then was solid, you would hardly see any FGC ex-student that cannot speak/write proper
English today. It is a shame to note that nowadays, children born between the 80s and the millennium
are struggling to even write good sentences or spell properly, you see a bunch of them here on NL.

I blame our leaders, checkout the older citizens of our country today their English and hand-writings are
impeccable but because of corruption they have made our youths semi-illiterates.

wawaboy1:
Those chairs fine. Lets I forget RIP Oga

LEST

omokeji1958:
i got the my first job through hotnigerianjobs i earn 90,000 plus other allowance making 115,000(fortunately met one of my [b]else colleague at the interview). i got the present one through referrer am earning 166,000 (through my else senior colleague as well)[/b]

Are you Yoruba?? It is EX not else

The best way is still networking,tell everybody you know and i mean anyone
wherever and whenever you meet people, tell them! do not hesitate to tell
people about your need for a job until it registers in their memory, that way
whenever the opportunity calls, folks will easily remember you...I got my job
by so doing, i became a kinda nuisance but it paid off nonetheless.

nice but it is BLEACHING not BLEECHING

softapples:
YES ITS VERY VERY TRUE most expecially in nairaland, dats why u see most ladies on nairaland, romanceland in particular dat are over 30years of age forming beyonce or omotola and trying to make all this innocent male nairalanders lick their asses or send them PMS bcaus all hope of marriage in reality are lost. "they are so many. "