₦airaland Forum

Lol..no b nigeria sef bt d whole world

collinspro:
You expect me to buy a 4 bedroom for 95m?

The way some of dem wey post diz tin dey tink eh. I wonder if dey reali dey genuine

Hhansome:
And it became news.

I wish i fit relike ur comment na 100times. Nairaland mods eh mk i no talk.

Guy man don finish 4 Osho hand b dat

We get d test kit so diz one dem go announce case positive later dem go say negative

UnknownQueen:
I just Have this proud feeling Corona virus can't catch me, suspension or not, closure or not....
Who feels same way as me?

Easy o. Na so da tsetse fly wateva gal mk mouth weda na wetin don hol her wen we neva see her stupid posts we neva know

femi4:
you ve said nothing

Local man couldnt understand wat dat guy man wrote.

oluwaSavage:
I think we all saw this coming, vaccine for this pandemic will take longer than expected.

Longer than expected? U feel say na one year dem tk dey create vaccine bfor. E dey tk years

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Na u dey feed dem na or na ur blood dem tk record d song. Mtcheew

Ausrichie:
Yeah that is a good suggestion. But it is also the candidates choice to pick any available centre. I stay in Akwa Ibom so I chose Abia, it's about choice and the earliest bird.

Oga my gal registered d first day registration started n picked d region were she is staying, unfortunately 4 goat jamb dey carry her go anoda LGA were she had to travelled to annoying she had nobody 2 stay with. Na manage we tk see who 2 stay with

BIGGIE121:
I don't know why student's have to travel out of their city to go and write an exam that simply last for 2 to 3 hours.

To tell u how stupid d organizers dey

See how filling stations go tight pumps now. D one wey manage no tight go hoard... Buhari finally do sumtin reasonable 4 d first time for e life. D change small bt na sumtin mk we manage am. Na were dem don frustrate us reach

'...but if he continues with his development, he can reach d level of Mbappe and Cristiano Ronaldo'.... Lwkmd. Bfor u attack me be realistic for once eh

mashad:
Who is more stupid between you both? He isn't just as clueless as you are

Pass

Bfor nkor. Sex workers no b human being abi virus dey select hustlers to affect?

wisdomkid:
Amd you are not stupid because you have an opposing idea?
Hope you have used your brain to make billions or change the world positively, if not,

Who u dey open teeth for. Flee from my mention u g*at

Ghostmode2two:
Only Adam and Eve were created, every other were procreated

For diz guy case, God for procreate another being.

GeorgeTheCoder:
These people have no sense.

The government should not reduce the petrol price. Instead it should keep the unexpected profits and channel it into any of the critical areas like power, health, education or the fight against Boko Haram.

Why is this APC government so useless ?

An on the seventh day he rested. If God knew one of his creation would be diz stupid, he would hav created another man.

Nbote:
Lolzzzz... Does he even know what to say? Mayb he even thinks its Toyota cars dat is spreading d virus sef

Abba u don forget say e get script writer

olakintanj:
The northerners are angry this days

E reach evrybdy na. Dem feel say na only some region go suffer d result of voting incompetency

madridsta007:
That is great.

What exactly has he done that shows "intelligence"?

What has been the tangible outputs for Kaduna State? Has there been a reduction in crime, kidnapping and banditry? Has there been a reduction in almajri and out of school children? Has there been a reduction in foriegn and local loans? An increase in IGR? Has there been an increase in the economic state of the Kaduna resident, with evidence?
Please what are the outputs?

U hol dat guy for bad place. Na insult e go tk reply u watch coz nutin dey to write about

Only one man wan carry the most populous black country enta recession twice. Even dier nemesis pdp no fit achieve dat record 4 d 16yrs dey 'stole'.

NigeriaBam:
Turkish clubs are in the habit of terminating players contract especially Nigerian players. They terminated Onazi contract, Victor moses contract, Emenike contract and now Mikel's contract. Turkey isn't a good harvest ground for nigerian players.

For a footballer in general.Racism na number one. Mikel faced one weeks back wat did they do,nutin

ContractKiller:
Wanting to protect your family=feeling "too big" abi?

The man only made a critical comment on social media. He never threatened to go on strike or boycott games because of the Coronavirus, but that is tantamount to feeling big. SMH

U for ask d idiot wich clubs e get issue with. Middlesboro sign am on short term with option to sign long term if promoted. N d Chinese club no report any incident of im getting issues wit d club were dat unscrupulous element get dat nonsense e dey type here i no know

Singingbae:
You that is married? How’s your life? You just brought those children to this world to suffer

Lol... Fatality

Only one man carry d most populous black country enta recession twice. Even d PDP dat stole 16yrs no lead d country enta recession. How fitting

helinues:
All what you wrote above, how does that even correlate with what you quote.

Tell me, what are you drinking currently?

So bcoz he wear captain band one day automatically makes him a captain of dat team. Na wa o Nairaland. Certificate requirements should reali b made a requirement to vote. Na pple like diz vote buhari enta power. To read n comprehend na some of una problem 4 diz forum

chicoMX:
Dani Alves captained Sevilla before moving to Barcelona.

Reread dat comment again. Guy didn't specified if it were in d past

DenreleDave:
U lack vision.. U cant read.

He said balotelli is a captain... Fo*l ordinary English u can't read

Lol.. See as ur desperation to prove ur stupidity mk u type rubbish. Wich club balo dey captain?

helinues:
Alves, Zabaletta, Maguire, De Jong are still playing regularly for their respective clubs even though they are in the same or above age of Mikel.

Even Balotelli , one of the controversial players ever is now a captain for his club.

Mikel is arrogant.. Simple as ABC

Jesu!!! Diz one say Balotelli na captain of e club. Ignorance of the highest Power. Zabaleta na captain of West Ham wen Noble neva die, Alves captain 4 wich planet, De jong captain? E too early 2 dey drunk na