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kle4d:
Honestly I never wanted to join the crew of "I just called Mr or Mrs XYZ that works with NYSC". But I just have to help some people ease their unnecessary tension.

Forget about who I called coz that doesn't matter. He asked me when stream 1 printed their CUL and resumed camp... I said 24th and 27th April.
He then asked why I'm wanting my own a week to 21st May......
He just laughed and told me to expect it on Wednesday but if it's opened b4 then, lucky me and advised me not to join the crew wasting their time thinking they are disturbing NYSC on social media.

baba was it u dat was directly involve in d conversation or u copied it somwia... No offence bro... I need to know d authenticity because am about to wear dis explosive jacket wey I won carry go nysc office, baba abeg safe a broda, tell me u are for real...

Geegar:
Nuff saif!!deriz no betr option dan diz...
aaslong as he'll njoy eez 72 virginz in heaven jejedily..baba gatz nafin 2 loz!!

lol... I never know wetin go make sense for dis world pass make u dey incharge of 72 virgins, only for u to dey take dem hold ur conscience, abi make me too vex go carry bomb ni...

kalimera101:
As in eh. exactly my thoughts.

**Laughs manically**

I dey tell u, even if I don dey bliv every rumour sorry every info for this thread bfor... That one!!! I no fit blive, na prank of d highest order...

Aieboocaar:
[size=14pt]To slap you now just dey hungry me!![/size]

lwkmd... Baba I no won laff abeg...

yanabasee:
Been on twitter all day.. With this hachtag: #ReleaseStream2CUL

thumps up for d gud work bro, guys let bombard dem more, we can do it guys...

feyi1:
My people My people, Nysc has already made arrangements for stream2 which is the Last for batchA, there is no stream3,well from a very reliable source the only thing is keeping us from seeing our CUL is money,the FG has still not released money yet for stream2, the cannot mobilize us in camp without money cos the need to get our kits ready,feed us and pay us our allowee,any other reason besides this is a fat swollen lie.that is why the have not changed the timetable yet cos the are hoping that FG will drop something soon at least b4 tomorrow.

may God bless u bountyfully for dis my sis, wot we need to do now is direct our prayer to fg to release money, we av d no of d both minister of finance as well as youths nd sport. Lets bombard dia line wit sms bfor it is too late, wen dey see about 2000 sms notification on dia phone, dey will know dat we are serious...

feyi1:
My people My people, Nysc has already made arrangements for stream2 which is the Last for batchA, there is no stream3,well from a very reliable source the only thing is keeping us from seeing our CUL is money,the FG has still not released money yet for stream2, the cannot mobilize us in camp without money cos the need to get our kits ready,feed us and pay us our allowee,any other reason besides this is a fat swollen lie.that is why the have not changed the timetable yet cos the are hoping that FG will drop something soon at least b4 tomorrow.

dis is really funny, hw will dey deploy everyone of us to borno, yobe nd adamawa, make dem kuku tell us sey dem won turn us to civillian JTF make we go dey fyt boko bois for sambisa na...

typicaldayo:
Sahara reporter has released d phone numbers of ministers. Since Solomon Dalong is d minister for youths n sport I think we should let him know what we are going through. Let's keep texting him cos he might not pick d calls. At least if he gets 1000 text mssgs 2day alone. This are his numbers as released by Sahara reporter : 08037877267 and 08051326951.

i have already text him, pls odas shud endeavour to text him too, silence will not help us at dis critical tym..

youngwarlocks:
"you will definitely go to camp on 21st of this month, what I don't know is the time and date for CUL printing"---- my source just told me.

tell me you are for real bro... My body temperature can boil water now...

okitaiji:
copied; Mr crazyman and yokiti please unban our friend villageGoat because he is doing a work for PCM that are in pain right now. thanks able mod

this is the link to his profile www.nairaland.com/villagegoat

weareus:
Please how do we do that? Pls explain it in like a step by step way.

go to villagegoat profile copy d link, post it in d comment box, den copy d two mods I mention to unban him...

Precious91:
can't you behave matureO ga ooo

dont mind him, because he is in stream1 now d best tin he can do is to mock dos in stream2...i reserve my comment for him sha....

Aieboocaar:
Cant we send a msg to d mods to unban him??
Cc fraiser Oyehomie Okitaiji IghravweIG Aunty sper(a)m don carry our VillageGOAT o!

yea copy d mods yokiti nd crazyman wit d link to his profile

ceyrahtlk:
who knows VillageGoat personally? his presence has been missed o.
I hope he is alright

I guess he has been baned, I saw him yesterday peeping tru his oda account doncolz1, I hope dey free him soon...

yanabasee:
Today?

no I was refering to d because you are not in stream1 msg den send d oda tym...

IghravweIG:
Dem resend u the msg again dis morning?
Btw, Good morning Baba.

den never send me any msg o, na one guy post am for here yesterday sey dem go text us dis morni nd give us d link to our cul...

Oyehomie:
Hmmm...nd na tru u talki o....lol



Gud morning...we will kno d way forward today......

i hope so o, @least make dem even sey somtin, dis silence don tire me... Gudmorni baba

Lvlink:
Same with me. I got my own text very early, so why can't they still send us an early message indicating that we can now print? That is, if the info about 8-2pm is reliable.

am telling you d msg entered bfor 6am in d morni... Fear don dey catch me o...

okitaiji:
na nysc provoke me removed am oo, hin been dey der since but when the CUL show I upload it back

baba eyes dey red now, no b dp matter dey ground now o...

Lvlink:
but are we not supposed to have started seeing another different text message by now?


Forgive me, but I still have my fears! There is no sign atall that things will change today!

datx tru... Am losing hope in dat info already, because if d portal is to be enabled for d printing of cul by 8am and we are suppose to get d msg bfor d portal is enabled den d msg ought to have enterd by now, more over I got because you are not in stream 1 msg very early in d morni. Bur let still keep hope alive and see wot nysc is upto...

Xander08:
it's 8pm ooo.

na 8am d guy talk o, hin talk sey DG talk sey anybody wey no see hin own till 2pm shud alert nysc...

My good people of GC village una goodmorni o... My prayer b sey make God no allow nysc cast out ticket today o... Time is 06:52am make 8:00am com quick quick o.

Tiwaladeboo:
Plendy Amen to that. quote author=Primusinterpares post=45656713]Hits the gong.... Kon Kom kommmmm.... My good people of this village... Here me and hear me good... In few hours from now ... These things will be
1. Cul will be visible on your dashboard
2. Smiles will be on the faces of some angry Pcms
3. Some people will be like thank God oooo

When you see these signs know that camp is very close at hand....

How una dey my people

lol... If d message fail to come to pass we will cruxify d messenger o... Blood temperature na 100 degree celcius dis morni o, e dey boil... Btw gudmorni dear I hope u deam of camp...

CaptainKool15:
I no blame you, na Nysc I blame... keep it up

lol... Very soon guys go dey speak in tongue upon dis nysc matter o...

dejiconde:
oublier que celui que nous allons tous au camp en même temps. Meaning..... 4gt that 1 nah everybody dey go camp together

chai u sabi am trutru o... U go teach me? If u teach me I go give u won orente...

dejiconde:
parlez vous francais Meesquared

lol... So you sabi french lyk dis I no know o... Oya bonju la monie...lol...

hardiodun:
Yes bros. Conc one o. 6 years no be seresere (I did PDS, so u'll understand). When u were mentioning dat mandate fufu, I was just laughing cos u forgot to mention Mama Chukwudi's own, Lol. D first day myself and ma roomate ate dat woman's fufu during the evening of one exam period like that ehn, I couldn't eat till noon the next day. The thing weigh die....

dis babe I sey u b authentic seh, omo futa jor o... Bur na jambite I b sha... Dat fives yrs too no b beans o, emi fe bor, bur God sey oluwa was involve...

Aieboocaar:
Lol.. No mind fraiser. Sum of us guys here fine pass mamiwater abi na papiwater sef but we just like kip am on lowkey

lol... Oya make all d guys wey dey form fine upload pix nd clear our doubts jare...

justified10:
lol.

dem dey avoid many toasters ni.. guys dey vex.

how u dey?

oyehomie ,how far...nysc just dey do film for us.

lol... No mind dem... Guys for here no won dey see fine gals, dia blood go don dey hot, my padi hw u dey jare?

okitaiji:
lmao... u dis guy continue to roll alone in this village u hear? I go start my own tmao if CUL arrive and who told you that we guys are not fine?

lol... Wetin I do ooo, if u know sey u fine, oya vex upload ur pix for ur profile... Guys no dey fine jor

hardiodun:
Lol. No vex. Me no wan blow. ma cover ni. As I sabi some futarians here, I knw say some people go sabi me if I reveal my identity which I want to avoid. Same reason I try to avoid all the romance parole going on from the days of GC, make ma bf no go disown me. Lol. Don't knw u dou, but I knw some peeps in ur dept.…Eyin to gbogbo Dexter, Jephthah ati beebee lo....Lol.

lol... D guy must b very jealous o... Plus u are an authentic futarian...

Oyehomie:
Fraiser y all ds babes con dey hide dem pictures so nah? Abi dem no fyn ni?

lol.... No mind dem jare, na all of dem fyn dem won dey do lyk guys ni, dem no won dey put pix again, dem no know sey d pix wey we guys no dey put no b intentiona na because sey we no fine...