Pepper soup sure pass.... it looks like this fish swallowed somebody recently.

I'm confuse here. I'm seeing Okadigbo and Odikagbo. Men need to be contended. Why cheat when you are married?

motherlode:
Dr. Patient well done ooo, I thank I wasn't watching it life if not I might just be the first Nigerian to kill himself by laughing!

I thank ?
Tell me the difference between you and her?

All thanks to GEJ

What's my business? 60m is such a huge amount of money. He should have taken what he could afford. After showing off with the borrowed money, they are showing him off with d debt mess

It is well. My condolences to the family he left behind

Minimum requirements for a graduate job in Nigeria is 2.1 yet minimum requirements for a political post is WASSCE. What a country!

This fight should just stop

God bless Nigeria and keep us safe from violence

“I got N28 million in one robbery operaton. There is really big money in armed robbery because what business can one do to make N28 million in one day? 


Even in politics

Wow. I thought the school has been in existence for a while? This is too massive. Who come dey dat school?

How about the ones they make from handouts and sorting?

kahal29:


What else do you want to see? Below is the statement of result and the computer print out backing it.

How come it is premium times that is showing instead of waec?

eccedentesiast--- someone who hides pain behind a smile

wanderlust--- the desire to travel and rove around the world.

oniochalasia---buying or shopping as a method of relief or relaxation

tacenda---- somethings are better left unsaid or matters to be passed on in silent

clinomania--- the desire to stay in bed

cafune--- running your fingers through the hair of the person you love

solivagant-- wandering alone

Ok

Kesmakveli:

Where do you stay? Make enquiries for a good software engineer? That will do.

Thanks for your help

Kesmakveli:

Sorry about that,you could also use the help of a good software Engineer..

Pls how do I go about this? I'm really concerned. It gave me much worries cos I taught I was banned.

As as Thursday, I couldn't quote, like or share a post. I can do them now except for the notification.

wristwatch:


which notification?

Nairaland notifications.
Whenever they post something here, I get a notifications instantly

Kesmakveli:

Delete the application and re-download a new one.. Same thing happened to me and I corrected it using this same measure. Goodluck!

Believe me, I have deleted it more than 3ce and it proved abortive

I don't receive notifications any more. Somebody should help

A-FI-CEE !!! - Fawer !!!
A-FI-CEEEE , Fawer !!!
Anyways, I fromised to pight caraption, rebibe za economy, make abailable sopt-loan
for za fiful
I will solb za scuruty froblem in za kwantry and frobition op emfloyment por za youths.
Finally, I fromised you kwanstant fawer suffly.
Shikena !! ....A fi ceeeeeeeeeeeee?

..... I keep hearing
"Sai Buhari" We need CHANGE.

Please is this Buhari a driver or a conductor?
You can keep the change.

We need REVOLUTION
GEJ till 2019 till lord luggard come to settle our disputes

Alphaoscar:
Change

Is he owing you?

Very arrogant set if people

God have mercy

Fellow Nigerians, we have just a few weeks to our elections and below are some vital things we must consider before casting our presidential vote.

1. Buhari killed Ben Ogedengbe by a death penalty for a crime that didn't carry death penalty when he committed it.

2. Buhari doesn't attend the Federal Executive Council meetings yet collects his allowances. Mr. Integrity indeed.

3. Buhari canceled former Lagos Governor Jakande's metroline and forfeited the $50 million paid for it by the then Lagos State Government.

4. Buhari used Violence to stop the 1985 National Conference of the National Association of Nigeria Students.

5. Buhari jailed Tai Solarin and denied him his asthma drugs simply because he campaigned against military rule and for democracy.

6. Buhari Jailed Nduka Irabor and Tunde Thompson for writing a truthful report which embarrassed his Government.

7. Buhari raided respected Papa Awolowo's house and seized his passport so he couldn't travel out of the country. Was he also corrupt?

8. Buhari threw Former Vice President Alex Ekweme in jail even though it was proven that Ekweme never stole any money.

9. He jailed honest and respected Pa Adekunle Ajasin.

10. He jailed Fela Kuti in I984 for singing against the dictatorial tendencies of his Military Government.

11. Doctors, remember that Buhari banned the Nigeria Medical Association (NMA)

12. Buhari stopped the Ooni of Ife from traveling abroad simply because he visited the holy land of Israel in 1984

13. He broke up press conference of ASSU in 1984 and detained four of their executives

14. He jailed Beko Ransome Kuti who only demanded for the release of his brother.

As Nigerians we must be careful of what propagandists wish for us!

Keep sharing and keep Nigeria democratic, free of dictators and away from wolves in sheep clothing...

Na so I hear.....


Well I read it on monday when he claimed he has just prayed to God to bless him with a car cos the one he was using was fairly used car & it was faulty and also to prosper him in his business.


He got a call from basket mouth (comedian) telling him Congratulations for his brand new car. But he didn't understand. In his words, he said his mind never went to the "predict and win" he participated in.

Basket mouth handed the microphone to the chairman. He was still amaze until the chairman asked the crowd to say congratulations to him. It was then he believed.

In his words, he thanked glo for making him rich and also giving him a car he never thought he will drive in 10 years. And most rich men couldn't afford to buy.


I join the rest of the crowd to say CONGRATULATIONS.

Let others learn the saying "everyday for the thief, one day for the owner"

Brethren,
This is a desperate and urgent call from the throne of Grace that the brethren in Christ are about to make the greatest error of their lives by selling off their kingly heritage for a mess of pottage called "change". Change into what? Change into what happened to Egypt , Sudan, Lybia, Algeria and Turkey which were once flourishing Christian countries but because the brethren there also sold their souls on the premise of "it does not matter" they became the last set of Christians in those countries! Remember Turkey! It was the beautiful Christian country called Constantinople! Today it is history! The foundation of the planned islamisation of Nigeria was taken in 1989 in Abuja by OIC. Since then they have not looked back! Our Government gave them a contribution of 21 billion dollars then! Wonder then where the funding of boko Haram is coming from? They have painfully now infiltrated one of the biggest denominations in Nigeria and offered one of their best Pastors -a Professor,a Vice presidential Slot! Now a larger community of that denomination now promotes this "change"! They did it in Constantinople ! Remember brethren, that the biggest denomination of Christians in the North - the EYN has been wiped off! All their churches burnt. You may say that it is the North it can't get here! They said the same thing in Sudan, Libya, Algeria and Constantinople! How come the brethren have become so dulled in the Spirit that they no longer are sensitive?
We may be the last Christians in Nigeria if this grave error the brethren is about to commit is not averted! Our Lord Jesus is greatly miffed by our irresponsibility as His Followers! How come we no longer hear Him! The Great shepherd of the Sheep! How come that Christians have forgotten that this country was made ungovernable by these same people and Christians are holding the wrong person responsible? How come? The signs of the eventual Islamization of Nigeria are awash in the 1999 constitution where Islam & Sharia are mentioned more than 100 times.! Not a single mention of Christ or Christianity! You say it does not matter.Brothers and Sisters, the night is here! We must contend for the faith of the gospel and our heritage which was once handed down to us, that we may also hand it over to our children! Don't relent, sound this trumpet by forwarding same to all those you know! Vote wisely and put your faith into consideration. We will not be the last Christians in Nigeria! Amen.

The OP is not ready for commitment. Hoo haa

Hmmmm

In 2015, I prophesy that nothing shall in any means hurt us or come near our dwellings. God's will be done in Nigeria as it is done in heaven.

Any plans of the enemies to bring violence in our country, oh Lord, Arise on our behalf and let them scatter in Jesus name. Amen