Time shall tell

BREAKING!!!!!
I just heard with one ear:
10 QUESTIONS JONATHAN ASKED OBASANJO:
These are the 10 questions from GEJ at the mother of all meetings with OBJ, witnessed
by Papa Adeboye and Bishop Oyedepo. Matters arising: Tell the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.
1. Did you or did you not admit to me that you knew Yar Adua was terminally ill and
that he would die in office?
2. Did you not promise that I have all of your backing, until I discovered that you were
aiding and abetting sabotage against my government?
3. Why did you say "genocide and human rights my foot?" That I must go and totally
wipe out the entire areas affected by the boko haram, irrespective of the civilian
population in those areas, adding that it was being used as a political weapon by the
northern power block to come back to power? Why did you ask me to forget about the
constitution and enforce a "total state of emergency?"
4. Did you not insist that I drop Sambo for Sule Lamido as a condition for your
support?
5. Did you not or did you not advise that I stop the IPPIS and Aquila which have been
used to flush out ghost workers from the civil service, adding that it was going to
"frustrate" the boys and turn them against me?
6. Did you not tell me that this country, whether we like it or not, belongs to those
people, and that all the expiring oil licenses must be put before them on the table again
without any conditions?
7. How many times did you call me "you this Ijaw boy?" And then you will say "you
think you can transform Nigeria by building railways and reviving agriculture abi?"
8. Why did you call me to express your displeasure over the exposure of Buhari's
educational background and arranged ascendancy in the military?
9. That was when you assured me that Buhari was also terminally ill with very bad
prostrate cancer and that you have it on good authority that he won't make it for much
longer?
10. But you severally assured me that you'd give me a free hand to run the
government, not so?...

Wonderful.... take actions with immediate effect. Jonathan till APC become a club

I still tie my money in my wrapper or even put it in my brassiere.

Na wa o. For their mind helper don come help them jump queue

Ohakim did it

Okaka27:
lol.... nawa for u oo
i no call generation oo
ma start??

I was just on my own minding my business. I didn't quote or call any silly name/s. And you quoted me yourself saying Mumu. And you want me to keep quiet?

Please oh

Okaka27:
mumu

Na wetin you be, wetin you go born and wetin your generation go remain

Kudos

...

Why did you put only Kings college Lagos as one of the best unity school? So many unity schools are far better than the above mentioned.


Mtshew

Waris my bizness?

FAIL BUHARI KO FEBUHARI NI.


JONATHAN GO SHOCK UNA

See this people oh

I don't rub anything cos of flies

If devil tries you with all sort of things and he doesn't get you, he will send pretty girls

God help us

alberto2k:
One of my ex popped up late last year, she asked questions like

8 - Did you loved me?

9 - Do u still love me?

10- What are we now?

11- Do u miss anything about me?


I simple answered her with "3 Nos and 1 I don't know"

a royal priest and a chosen generation made to show forth his light

We dey wait

......

It is well

Mumu gals falling for cheap scam since 40B.C.

You must be a good risk taker. 18 story building and you survived it? Thank your God.

Girls don't seem to amaze me. After Cynthia's case, some girls haven't learnt. The kind of interrogations I will put you through before you see me. But its definitely not with a stranger. Trust me.

This one na long throat

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box. "There are 5 things you need to know," he told the pencil, "Before I send you out into the world. Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best pencil you can be.

""One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in Someone's hand.

""Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, but you'll need it to become a better pencil.

""Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make.

""Four: The most important part of you will always be what's inside.

""And Five: On every surface you are used on, you must leave your mark. No matter what the condition, you must continue to write.

The pencil understood and promised to remember, and went into the box with purpose in its heart.

Now replacing the place of the pencil with you.  Always remember them and never forget, and you will become the best person you can be.

 One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow yourself to be held in God's hand. And allow other human beings to access you for the many gifts you possess.

Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time, by going through various problems in life, but you'll need it to become a stronger person. 

Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make.

Four: The most important part of you will always be what's on the inside.

And Five: On every surface you walk through, you must leave your mark. No matter what the situation, you must continue to do your duties.

Allow this parable on the pencil to encourage you to know that you are a special person and only you can fulfill the purpose to which you were born to accomplish.

Moral: Never allow yourself to get discouraged and think that your life is insignificant and cannot make a change.

I have never seen any school built in his name.
* I have never seen any borehole constructed by him.
* There is no record of any scholarship
awarded by him or for him nor through him.
* I have never seen him use his popularity to canvass for any charitable work nor any
humanitarian
effort, not even at the height of the polio scourge where other purposeful and prominent
leaders lead the campaign for immunization.
* No single text book has been donated to any school either by him, for him or through
him. Little wonder he sentenced a seasoned professor to 100 yrs imprisonment- shame.
* Asides from doing nothing, he has not improved himself since his exit from office.
* No book written, no memoirs, no lectures, nothing. Little wonder he sentenced a
seasoned professor to 100 yrs imprisonment- shame.
* The only thing of note he can point to are his numerous interviews on the BBC Hausa
station.
* He never champion for a university in his state nor has he ever been involved in any
kind of programme to
better the lives of the Almajiris in Daura.
* His entire existence has not lead to any meaningful development in Daura, yet they say
he can change
Nigeria. Doesn't charity begin at home again?
* No wonder he was referred to as being ''perpetually unelectable''.
* He is not a patron to any organization, group or association.
* No professional body in Nigeria has ever invited him for their lecture, convention or
gala night.
* The only time any known form, body or human assemblage ever chose him to do
anything for them was when the Boko Haram terrorist sect nominated him as their
spoke person in the proposed talks with the Fed. Govt. He recently joined twitter because of
elections. At 72 what does he have to offer?
I need change, we all need change but Gen Buhari isn't the answer!
Buhari presidential election, na big slap on Naija Youths.

EbolaParasite:


Tales by moonlight. He couldn't figure out the mastermind behind the video abi? He didn't know the girl he asked to meet him at the hotel abi?

What happened to your senses? Did you read the post in a hurry that you forgot the line that said " he sleeps with different girls in d same hotel

As confuse as you are, let me make it simpler for you sarcastically "if u chop beans, how u go take know d seed wey make you mess".

.... why don't the FG borrow money from these guys?

Pain:


He couldn't figure out the master mind? How come? So you mean he didn't know the girl he was in the hotel room with?

Tell us more ...

He sleeps with different kinds of girl and it was difficult for him to point which one that set him up.

Lol...

Some even brag that their best student can manage just a "C"

That reminds me of a lecturer in my institution. You have to book a hotel for him, sleep with him, pay him some money and get a "B or C".

I remember in my time when I was writing my 1st year exams (2006/2007 session), I knew 2 students from 1999 set writing a spill over exam.

Buh as God may have it, after a while, we didn't hear from the lecturer again. Don't know what must have happened to him.

He was a prayer answered.



Secondly was a french lecturer I had in my year 1 n 2. He was fond of harassing ladies for sex. He always gave us assignment on weekly basis and you will have to come to office to defend it.

When it was my friends turn to defend, she went in and the man ask if she cared for some ice cream. D gal said No. That she had cold and catarrh. The man offered her gala and she refused.

Suddenly he pleaded for the gal to help mark some papers. Unknowing to d gal, the lecturer was going to bolt the door. He started handling her breast.

She narrated her ordeal to me and when it was my time, I had to dress like a deeper life member with no make up. I answered all his questions and he asked if I knew french way back. I told him I read it in primary n secondary school.

Luck ran out on him one day when he ask a gal out and d girl went to meet him in a hotel. She set him up and recorded all that happened. She traced d wife and played the video for her.

That semester, we had d worst mass failure in his department as he couldn't figure out the mastermind behind the video.

Na their time to reign

God have mercy on their souls

We say it at all times. After prayers, calls, or even when they grant you a favor.