Thank you Royal

Dear Lord,
Unlike every other greedy Nigerians that is wishing for something bigger,













I just want to wake up in a bugatti tyre

• My daughter, don’t cause a separation between your man and his siblings; it could be dangerous for you when they finally speak with one voice.
• My daughter, I know that some of you girls don’t wish to marry a man whose mother is still alive, don’t ever think like that, if you do, well, I think your son’s wife-to-be should start wishing you're dead now.
• My daughter, listen to me, when I married your father, he was as tiny as his salary but I chose to grow with him and today, those cars out there are some of the results of what we started so little, together, and we’re proud looking at them.
• My daughter, there is this thing i see happening in your time, some of you girls now get pregnant before the wedding day, well, it never happened in our time because no matter what, we never opened our laps before the wedding.
• My daughter, well, yes, I once locked up the cloth of your father because I got to my limit of patience and that was the only thing I could do, but one thing I haven’t said was that we settled the issue that same day and that was the last time I tried that.
• My daughter, look up there. That’s the wedding picture of your father and I, look at him smiling, I know you've seen it many times but what you did not know is that your father was angry before taking this picture, I hope you find a man whose anger doesn't last till the next day.
• My daughter, when your Father was riding a bicycle, I was always happy to hop on it and ride with him, not because I didn't see those men in their little cars but because my eyes also saw those men trekking to their farms.
• My daughter, if you and your husband eat a little food with love, you both would be satisfied. Times are not always the same; support him in every phase he’s passing through.
• My daughter, don’t ever close your laps to your husband in bed , the day he paid your dowry was the day you lost your will to do so, don’t be stiff and try to satisfy him even if you were angry with him.
• My daughter, a man would respect you and be more proud of you if you’re learned and not totally dependent on him. Strive to make your own money and while you're at it, be humble.
• My daughter, under the cocoa tree that I did meet with your Father was open and good enough for our discussions, yes; it was open and good enough if you understand what I mean.
• My daughter, in our time, we had sexy legs and firm bosoms to show our men , in fact, we had the finest ones, yet, when we dress, we cover those parts of our body, not because we were not civilized as you people would call it, but because we know that the eyes of men are hungry, many of them would only come, touch and go their way.
• My daughter, there is this thing you girls now practice, they say it’s feminism. Well, you can prove to be equal to a man in the society but please, not in your marriage because at my old age, I don’t want to start counting your husbands.
• My daughter, marriage is not a Rehabilitation Centre, if he’s not good enough for you before marriage, nothing he does would be good
enough after marriage.
• My daughter, you can see I still wear my night gown , yes, because to my husband; your father, I still want to look sexy. So, take good care of your body, look good for your man and don’t look like a grandma after giving birth.
• My daughter, I’m your mother and still, I'm not interested in you coming to me always if anything goes wrong with your husband. Though nowadays I see some mothers controlling the homes of their sons and daughters, I would only say; shame on them!
• My daughter, for you to have a peaceful home and well-trained children, have one voice with your husband, join him to say NO when he’s saying NO before the kids but later when you both are alone, you can plead with him for a YES, if not, the
children will see a loophole to misbehave, either to you or their father.
• My daughter, if you chose to live together with a man that you’re yet to be married to , and you are complaining that he hasn't proposed to you, oh, he already did. Whatever he said that made you start living with him was his proposal.
• My daughter, your generation does not see any pride in been a virgin before marriage, it’s a shame! Your father met me a virgin and he brought more yams to my parents and up till today, he’s still proud of me when we discuss in that direction.
• My daughter, I know that no man out there is complete, but when you are looking for your tall, slim, fair and handsome, if he’s a woman-beater, please, go for the short, fat, dark and ugly that will give you the respect you deserve as a woman.
• My daughter, know, learn and respect the culture and lifestyle of whoever you chose to marry . In some part of Africa, you knee down to greet your man’s parents while in some part outside Africa; you can even call them by their first name and ask for a
handshake. Whatever they believe in, if you've chosen him, believe it with him also.
• My daughter, don’t ever try to date a married man, whether his excuse was that he doesn't find happiness with his wife or he would have married you if he had met you first, if you ever try it, I curse you already.
• My daughter, when I say over 52 years of marriage , it wasn't that I did not see any reason to leave your father, I saw a lot of them but I bear his faults, i forgave him to stay married.
• My daughter, these are part of the wisdom i have gathered over the years. and If I had taken my time to tell you all these, and your marriage doesn't last like that of your father and I, then I had wished i never gave birth to you.

Wait a minute! .....................Could APC be the Nigerian version of the Egyptian
Muslim Brotherhood Party? Check this: out 1. Party Leader - North: Gen
Muhammadu Buhari (Muslim). 2. Party Leader - South: Bola Ahmed Tinubu
(Muslim). 3. National Chairman: Abdulkareem Bisi Akande (Muslim). 4. Deputy
National Chairman: Aminu Bello Masari (Muslim). 5. National Secretary: Tijjani
Musa Tumsah (Muslim). 6. Deputy National Secretary: Nasir El-Rufai (Muslim). 7.
National Publicity Secretary: Lai Muhammad (Muslim). 8. National Treasurer:
Sadiya Umar Faruq (Muslim) 9. National Financial Secretary: Alhaji Shaibu Musa
(Muslim). 10. National Youth Leader: Abubakar Lado (Muslim). 11. National Legal
Adviser: Muiz Banie (Muslim). 12. National Deputy Auditor: Bala Jibrin (Muslim).
13. National Women Leader: Sharia Ikeazor (Muslim convert). 14. EX-officio Member:
Muniru Muse (Muslim). 15. EX-officio Member: Alhaji Yemi Sanusi (Muslim). Yet,
these people want us to believe they are PROGRESSIVES and that APC is a national
party. I think APC has a hidden religious agenda..Be guided people!

IMAGINE THAT!!

Now that the truth about the so-called 25,000 engagements by Owelle have now been exposed as a Federal Government funded project done through the Sure-P programme, once again I ask Owelle, what have you done for the youths of Imo State? We are yet to see the 500 pilots you promised us two years ago neither have we seen the N30,000 monthly stipend you promised a year ago for unemployed youths now even the so-called Youths Must Work programme has now been exposed as a Federal Government financed project even though you keep telling us lies that GEJ is doing nothing in Imo State when even your so-called free education is funded by the Federal Government through UBE. Lets try to understand the meaning between employed and engaged. 10,000 jobs beneficiaries were employed and as such had appointment letters and can defend their employment. ORO's engaged workers like the new teachers who protested at Bank Road sometime ago over 7 months of unpaid salaries, on the other hand do not have such legal backing and can be pushed aside by anybody without any legal qualms. ORO my governor, let us not put you among those promise-and-fail leaders but your empty promises are now becoming legendary. I am yet to find somebody who can match you in empty promises so please refresh our minds by telling us what you have done for the youths of Imo State since the past three years.

Ararume can now take a bow

Wow

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Thank God

Its a pity

His eyes or mouth

Ofumaria:
It was Sam's 21st birthday eve, & his 3 best friends promised to surprise him with the best gift ever on the morning of his birthday.. Sam went to bed Eager.

The next morning, still sleeping quietly.. there was a knock on Sam's door.. with his three friends holding 3 large boxes each. One had a plasma TV, the 2nd had a Computer and the third had a box filled with shoes.

What does he open first?

Painful loss

Let go

Its a pity

Compensation

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Ok

So sorry. Speedy recovery

Na wa o... why will I take bedsheet as a gift? Many things are happening and APC are to be blamed!

Take should easy this yuletide joor. Don't die a virgin. These guys are waiting for you to be given to them as a reward up there

That's how its meant to be

Headward... pitiful though.

dhantey324:


U don see your own there?

I no dey marry

Na wa... see some people's future husband

Imagine

WEIRDPC:
mathematician...I need you to tutor me

You no read yesterday wen I been write say math n physics na my worst subject?

Last sunday, as we were about to "offer each other a sign of peace" (handshake), d man beside me brought out his hand to shake and I was like * pls don't mind d priests. And he forcefully open my hand and shook it.


Thank God for saving us.

Oga buhari get height o.

In mathematics, we call it angle of elevation and depression