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I pray they don't use it to commit crime! The car will definitely be returned to you. Dem wan use am pose for their village

xcesswag:
funny dude.....u must be sick

You must be daft... I'm a lady

.... I fold my dresses to a cone shape and rub to enable me feel dizzy

I hide d plates and bring it out when it is my lastborn's turn to wash

When eating with an elderly person and I know I might not get the bigger size of the meat, I steal a lil portion, make a hole in my swallow and hide it there

Chewing and sucking the yamayama in my chicken bone

Chewing ice blocks

Whenever I am inconvenience and feels like farting, I wait for someone to crack a joke or music to play....

Blowing my bubble gum to form a ballon

Bitting the head of my biro

So which is better?

What do you have to say about this?

wayne4loan:
I love you

I love you more

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Here's an advice to all the tattoo freaks... if she likes, she should turn her body to a drawing board. What's our business? meanwhile someone deleted my comment on front page

Happy birthday Aki I pray Ali baba gives you a rolex wrist watch on by behalf. Wishing you a beautiful, fruitful, blissful, successful, wonderful and bountiful year ahead.

The second picture looks like that insect that comes during raining season. Those days, people leave their buckets of water outside only to find d insects inside which will later be fried

Age seems to be on the ladies side than the males

texazzpete:
What kind of miserable woman are you, that you're openly advocating the violent rape of women, members of your own sex?

From where I stand, I see no difference between you and shekau. Both of you seem to take pleasure in the torment of others who do not subscribe to your beliefs.

you and the three folks that 'liked' your post are scum.

Advocating rape ke? How? And you see no wrong in them staying together in d same cell? Your brain must have been formatted! seems you n Osama are of the same breed. Mtshew

They should mixed them with the guys in the cell. That way, they will understand it's Adam n Eve. Not Adam and Adamu or Eve and Evelyn...

Ok

adefemi007:
What's good?

the apprehension

No matter how cheap the promo of a casket is in this Ember month, we will never participate in it in Jesus name, amen.

Law makers = law breakers

Really? I hope you post it to your colleagues that claimed they can act unclad for a fee!

Na your ghost! Signing your property and hoping she's worth the deal

HydrogenOHazard:
so your tired of writing in English then resort to (e don do) and now you are insulting Nigeria as average illiterate just because you can post on. nairaland .
And please check the meaning of fight and quarrel and how it even reLate

There's a thin line between you are, your and you're. Learn you use them properly pls. Mtshew

I quote you again. You wrote your insulting Nigeria earlier before it was modified.... take corrections

now you are insulting *Nigeria* as ** average illiterate just because you can post on*. * nairaland* .*

Na that lightening go first strike you.

God be praised

Atleast she would be honest to her trusted pal so they could trace her whereabouts incase something happens. I pray for her safety tho.....

a9nyc2020:
kaii sharp girl...9ce 1 tho, keep eet up,more sweat 2 ur armpit

Laff wan make me slap you from here... chai!

a9nyc2020:
Pictures of you carrying her or.....

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u no nw

The phone was stolen. .. if not, .....

ogrin:
Then after a few months of
dizzying love affair, in which
time she did some naughty
things with him like taking
photos while making love,
Peter went into his mode and
started asking her for money.

@francon, so where in dis comprehensive passage did u learn dat she SENT her n.ude picture(s)? OLODO like u.

Na you be d real olodo. Don't that picture look like a selfie to you? Even if he was d one that snapped it, doesn't it look like something she posed for?

Excuse me pls

HydrogenOHazard:
you are welcome Franklin but I stand my ground u don't even know what you are saying its the predictions that result to auto correct what the hell is earlie? Do mean ear lie please stop making excuse for your wrong spellings.

Francess not Franklin. E don do... as long as an average Nigerian can understand it. I'm ok with that.

#you like fight pass quarrel

why send an nude picture with your face in it? She has learnt a bitter lesson the hard way! * In olamide's voice* she carry front, she carry back, she too package, I can't leave her. Is one of the reason I can't leave her. Am loving youuuuuu ehhhhh

HydrogenOHazard:
learn how to spell or go get a phone that has predictions.

Thanks english tutor.it is not called predictions but auto correct. Well, I use a qwerty kinda phone and was in a haste to comment hence, e came in place of R. It was modified after submission. Though you shared it earlie before I noticed.

THANK YOU

mizjules:
Have you met her/ seen her character before?

She's my friend FYI. Carried her twice before

Looks like they were dancing sekem

Happy birthday isabella. She's grown already. I love her. She's so gentle like a dove