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@poster,
i think the girl likes you, try your luck, but be careful, the ball is not in your court but hers. just look for a way to tell her that will not soil the relationshp between the three of you. be very very careful, i mean say it in a way that will not commite you. gud luck

@almondjoy
i have always loved reading you replies, but i must confess that you really suprise me this time around, you really, really sound 16, gosh, are you having family problem?

its very sad that plenty Nigerians dont listen to rock music, and ignorantly calling it devilish.
there is devil every where, even in the church( he is there to make you sleep) may be for that we should say going to church is devilish.

guys do you know snoop dog has a song titiled "dog si natas?" backwards is means "satan is god"
so if you think rock music is devilish, devil will just laugh at you and make you listen to the likes of nelly, r.helly, jay z, beyonce, t-pain, who show you so much unclothedness, whats more devilish than dat.

rock is beautiful, rock is music. rock music is music for the soul, it does not fad away with time, always having a lasting a impression, the memory never goes away.

well if it devilish, i will just suck the flavour and throw the devil away

so irritating, GOD!!! i want to throw up

Holy advisers, do you know that getting a job now requires connection? i think that should also be considered as sin, since it makes you not follow the due process, its like going through the window while others are going through the door.

pehaps if the poster needed advice on this, you guys will tell him to wait on the Lord, common, there some issues that God xpects you to know the right choice to make.

he needs a job, please help him do the right thing( reduce his age quickly, and look for connection, without these tow things, i wonder what will happen)

@troOE
I am also a very arrogant person, so that makes us compatiable.

but honestly, you dont sound like a good looking girl to me, but what the heck we can always have sex and move on.

do you know i can describe you from the way you sound? should i try? ok

your face is not pretty (not at all attractive), but i can see you have a nice booty, and men are really attracted to this booty of yours, and you water bottles mnnnn mnnn.

now i know what comes into your mind when guys say hi
"He knows i am not pretty, but he likes my ass and boobs. he is like one of them guys, they are alwys all about sex."

hey you are arogant!!! what do you expect, a patner? give me a break

@poster
I believe most people who advice u here in the name of the Lord, are probably below 27 and have things moving easy for them. this age thing is very sick and very unneccary to me, but belive me if i were you i wont let it bother me.

WAIT UPON THE LORD? while this is a good advice, i will also wish them to get feed you while u wait.

it is really difficult to get a job once you are above 27 and you dont have any work experience, infact it is almost impossible, if you like wait for angel Micheal.

more people than you think reduce their age, i dont see it as sin, and it does not change who you are. it does not stop you from serving God. infact once you do it it seizes to become an issue. there is no repacussion, infact even most employees know that most people dont come looking for job with there real age. they just want the number there, after al it does not make much difference, the age obvoiusly will not affect how you work.

Listen if you are good, the country needs you to work for her and the best way is to reduce your age and help your self as well as your country. Good luck

@dutchmillonier

Most girls (it can never be all) will always so no when they mean yes because they dont want to look cheap. remember, they are "ladies" the society is watching them and much is expected from them than the male folks, so unconciously this societal expectation makes most of them live a deceptive life (sorry all females i dont mean any disrespect)

@siena
Cool, be a nice guy, i am also a nice guy but i must let you know that girls dont interprete things they way you would. to them fantasy is very different reality. evn most ladies who say alot here dont do what they say, they only say what they wish but they know that reality is very different from wishes

Let me tell you a joke, that fits this scenerio.

a girls vists her guy but find out that he travelled and left his friend at home.
it was late and she couldnt go backhome, she slept over.
they slept on the same bed and during the night she put a pillow between them.

in the morning the friend was seeing her off when a thief snatched her hand bag and jumped a fence.
the friend being a nice guy chased after the thief.
she called him back and asked him "can you jump that fence?"
"yes ofcourse" he replied
"how possible is that when you cant even jump a small pillow, abeg let him go"


this is how women think.

@izeek
i dont mean he should stop being nice, but the fact is that men should know that this not what women look for in a man even though they will easily say its what they want.
yes be nice but dont make it very obvious, women will definitely translate it as weakness.
no woman likes a weak man.

take for instance, a girl tells you: "i want to go home"
but the whole truth is that she wants to stay, with you but she didnt want to sound weak, she wants you to make her stay.

instead of trying to convince her, you try to play the NICE GUY, by letting her go

how do you think she will translate it.

be nice but not stupidly nice.

Nairalanders, please stop fantasising!!!

as far as i am concerned, a man can love for a poriod of time, lets say five hours, twodays, one week, one year, ten years, six months etc depending on the girl.

for that period of time that he loves you you will notice most of the traits described above. when the time expires he changes.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, no love lasts forever, even husband and wife dont love themselves forever.

now all nairalanders, can you prove to me that your parents still love each other even though they are together?

go home and ask your mothers if your fathers still treat them the way they did in the first two years of marriage. their compatiabiliy, their kids, what the society wil say, religion etc is probably what is keeping them together and not LOVE

Knowing and accepting that you have a problem is the right way to behavioural change.
Like Naja said count to ten before you act, i wil say count from ten to one instead of one to ten that distracts you better.

always remember past consequences of your action and let them come into your mind before you act.

the mind is yours, learn to control it especially now that you know that its giving you a cause to worry.

remember you are not passive to things concerning you, you are very much active.

unfortunately being nice is at the bottom list of what most ladies want in a guy.
are u insecured? why do feel you can have you way with ladies by being nice.
well, let me tell you something. Being unneccessarily nice is seen as weakness. it means you cant make decision on your own and you cant take care of your womnan in difficult situation.
Get your grip man, be tough, be yourself, be wise and learn from your past.

why are u worried when probably she does not care about how u feel.

is she begging you to forgive her?

then you have got a chance to treat her like a slut that she is

if you love her, what has her being a virgin got to do with it.

virgin, virgin, virgin. i am begining to get tired of this shit.

well my guy many more girls will come into ur life and use your head if you dont widen what u desire in women.

make her ur woman if you have feelings for her. forget about the funny stories she is telling you, because you are pushing her to lie to you. the truth will definitely come out when the time comes

uncle nee, unkle kooo, she just wanted your sympathy. i am sure she got it.

the best gift i'd like from my girl is a special all night hot rounds of sex.

special in the sense that she comes up with new tricks.

welli realy sounds cute "hi cutie"
busta mnnn wow, she sounds like a worrior

Look at who?

Am very sure you are a mad man and now you are hallucinating

STOP IT!!!!! STOP!!!!!
This is not the dentist
Its professional hard core virgin breaker. Dont you ever come near my sister!!! BEWARNED

the bad news is that while we can easily see beauty at first sight, character is experienced with time.

I believe we as humans are left with no choice but to go for beauty first. that is why there is so much dissapointments and heart break in this world.

Now, for all ye folks who say they would go for character, can you tell me how you choose your patner? i will really like to know because i and my friends always go for beauty hoping that the character will also be beautiful, but end up dissappointed.

[b]A young male student once had a parrot hung in its cage in front of his room.
Whenever female students come visiting the student, the parrot keeps on reciting different colours just before they enter the room.
Two girls who took note of this parrot’s behavior wondered between themselves why the parrot keeps on doing this and reasoned that it might be seeing the colour of their panties.
They decided to test it by taking note of the colour of their undies before visiting their male friend; the parrot recited correctly the colour of their undies.
The next day, they decided not to wear anything at all. The parrot starred at them in confusion and not knowing what to say it said "straight straight coily coily"




An old time ashawo decided to retire and live all alone. She got a home that was isolated from people, but felt she needed an animal to keep her company. Not liking dogs and cats, she decided to settle for a parrot.
But the parrot proved itself a wrong choice. It kept on talking and saying "you this woman, you be ashawo, you think say we no know. All the bad bad things way you don do, I know am all."
Not comfortable with what the parrot says to her every morning, she decided to return it and asked the sales man to get her a well trained parrot.
The sales man got another parrot and said to it “behave well and whenever you are asked to raise you right leg say 'good morning ma. If you are asked to raise your left leg say good evening sir."
The woman came to collect her parrot and the sales man promised her that the parrot will behave itself, "ask it to raise its right leg"
The woman did and the parrot said "good morning ma"
"Raise your left leg"
The parrot said “good evening ma"
Impressed the woman decide to take it home, but remembered something, she said "raise you two legs.
The parrot got angry and said, "this woman na proper ashawo, I don dey look am since, so you wan see my nyash now, God forbid bad thing."



A born again Christian once had two female parrots by name Jane and Juliet. His problem was that the two parrots were very vulgar. Any male visitor that comes to the house, the parrots will say to them “hi, welcome, do you want to f**k?”
This was becoming embarrassing to the born again and he didn’t know what to do.
One day, the senior pastor came visiting and heard the sinful words coming out of the mouth of these parrots. “Blood of Jesus” he said. “What kind of immoral parrots are you breeding?”
That’s how I see them pastor. In fact I don’t know what to do about them.” Answered the owner of the parrots.
“You bring them to my house, my two parrots at home, Peter and Paul are very strong Christians. You need to see them. They pray and fast every day. They can even speak in tongues, I believe they can help convert your parrots to Christians” the senior pastor suggested.
The pastor gratefully accepted and the following week the two female parrots were taken to the senior pastor’s home.
Peter and Paul were on their knees praying and speaking in tongues when Jane and Juliet were ushered into their cage.
“Hi do you want f**k?” said Jane and Juliet to them
Paul heard them and opened his eyes, behold two beautiful parrots stood in front of them.
He said to Peter “O boy, stop praying the Lord has finally answered our prayers.[/b]

jennykadry:
lol,i couldn't agree more

what a dumb advice.

i will push my girl out of me if she calls anybody, no matter their problem, while we are making love.

that will drive me crazy. call your ex, while i am riding you? thats crazy

@ poster
you are driving me crazy. pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese go and settle issues with this guy.
you are allowing him have fun, cant you face him and ask him his problem?

i have heard some girls say they get sexually aroused when their guys or men beat them.

you wouldnt know why your wife is provoking you to beat her. some say sex after beating is cool.
but honestly, some women can be annoying, that you cant help but raise your hands against your will.

i wouldnt do that, my silence and avoidance will make you come begging.