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But seriously, is this a police case? Isn't it suppose to b handled by EFCC or ICPC?

Pimples: What the diffrence between a moving train and a moving BRT/ Molue
Sometimes people also hang precariously on these buses that they also endanger their lives and that of other people.
What is to be done about that?

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olodo, were did u see sumone hanging on a movin BRT? ThiS is not your village o, this is lagos...eko o ni baje

R u guyz sure dis is real?
1. Naija soldiers don't laff d way dat guy ws laffin on a mission..
2. Dis guys don't even look lik naija soldiers, not fully kit? No guns? Nd lukin so skinny
These cnt be nigerian soldiers

If I should add my comment, I LL advice all ladies to wear trousers, if you see ow ladies open dere legs wen ever dey want to enter bike,exposing every secret tins. do u knw ow unconfortable dey feel wen dey run with skirt,wen dere is nid to run? or wen dey rush for bus? If u don't have a car of ur own or u dnt take cab to nd fro then ma advice to u is to wear trouser nd b free with your self...the bible itsef did not define mens cloth and female cloths...

1. Avengers
2. Total recall
3. Safe house
4. Expandibles
If u avnt seen all of dis then u avnt watched a movie this yr

honeypie311: FRINGE is da bomb! Go watch it

dat movie is very intresting...which of the season r u on?

yuzedo: Hmmmm...

In my class in Uni, had this coursemate that had a big, firm backside I wanted to stick my willy inside.

One day I dreamt I was in an unfamiliar outside setting, only for the weather to change very suddenly and drastically like I imagine rapture will be, wind billowing, darkening rapidly, impending rain, etc.

People were running to take shelter, only for me to notice this girl staring at me, suddenly she started running towards me. Running, running, panting, though we were seperated by a gate like buckingham palace gate, this witch suddenly started running like a dog/beast on all fours and RAPIDLY climbed the gate to get at me while shrieking!

Omo, b4 she could leap at me, I woke up in COLD SWEATS! I was damn scared and refused to greet this babe for two weeks cos I was convinced she was a witch, but after two weeks I had to resume pleasantries because oboy, her booty was fat, firm (oh, did I say that already) & I needed to hit that to cast & exorcise any demon out of her!!

aH!!! that one na malaria o

pls nairalanders, why are u all shouting AMEN? that wasnt a prayer, neither was it a prophesy..God is only telling you what to do to get blessed..its there for you already, jst do what he want you to do and its all yours....its jst lik a BONANZA!!!!!

dj187: Maitama (abuja) is d most expensive area in naija followed by banana island (lagos).......A plot of land Maitama = N600,000,000 & above , Banana island = N250,000,000 & above

how cum you no the prices? Na ur papa dey sell d land? Mtcheeeeew

[quote author=Arji]wat kinda unpopular question is ds?..u hv recordz of wat iniesta n messi hv achievd in europe,n u ask wat cr7 has achievd.i'v got no ansa 4 ur kind..mtcheeew![/quote u av no ansa because he dnt achieve anytin in "europe"

My guy ur wife, knew she ws pregnant, d issue of her brother an evangelist telling her she ws pregnant nd she shld not abort it ws a way to pin d pregnancy on you..
Secoundly,her hiv status would b the reason her ex abandoned her I guess dats y she dnt tell u nd dats y she pinned d pregnancy on u cos u r caring nd understanding..
Finally, I ll advice u to take a paternity test to prove to court that you are not the father, then file for divorce...sowie man...

hmmmmm, how far? I cn go so far to excort her out of d relationshp if she really wnt to go...no time

hi NL,
A friend of mine asked me for advice concerning dis statement by his gf ''i luv you but not as much as u do'' pls what does it imply?

am nt a fan of GEJ, buh if he eventually steps down nd a northerner comes in, believe me dere comes 2nd civil war in nigeria

@op
permit me to rephrase ur question. If you are given 15 billion to go to hell, will you accept it?

which is more of importance to yhu, your phone or your sim card...lets share our view

sumtimes violence speaks beta...cum to luk at it, after gen obj decleared shoot on sight on d pple of odi, did d pple of odi not calm down? Anywais, if dey kip habouring d so called terrorist den dey shld b ready to face it wen it cums

guy go buy volume 5, mix am with juice den give ur peeps...dem go slip till d next day...ode!!!

2. Joblessness brought about insecurity in nigeria today, so if no 1 is solved den no 2 is solved too.

i will vote o...power will solve nigeria's problem....
1.With power graduate don't need to bother themselves on job search. you can startup your own business, even at that foreign investors will come and there will be job opportunity..

ballabriggs: I spent most rag days drinking holy water with fellow entities at iliya du manpower. No time!

Any entity in the house? Walk and never stumble.

entity alika mua may your dayz be long.... Well i dnt see rag day as anytin wrng...dere are also less priviledge in our higher institution, dey use it to help themselvess too

visit www.utme.futo.imoconnect.com...and if u need help on you can send a mail to frankgreat2004@yahoo.com

i have noticed sumtin about nigerian guys, most of them don't go on a date before dating a girl...why is it so?

rokiatu: LMAO!!! I am still laughing but my friend is in deep sh..i...t. She have falling out of love with her bf for many reasons known to her. She said she just can't go on with him anymore. She decided to explain everything to her bf, all the reasons she's not in love anymore all but the dude is proving difficult. He says, he just can not let it go. He just can not. And he is serious. He seem too in love to quit. Infact he proposed on the very day she broke up with him. After she said everything, what he had to say was "will you marry me" with a ring out of the blue. He was extra romantic to her, and he didn't even seems to care about the break up. He say that he haven't done any wrong to just let it go like that. I told her to cut all communication with him, but he turns up everyday, to her house. My friend is beginning to get scared. She don't want to call the police on him because she don't want to be that cold. He embarrassed her at social occasions cause he poses as her bf. He keeps calling her "my woman" "my baby" etc etc.

Please people, give me your tips, strategies, and views on how to handle this lunatic before he drive my friend insane.

yhu r laffin cos its not u rit?...instead of u to advice ur frnd u busy trying to end it...pls b sincere wiv ur sef if wat u r doin is rit...

"dico" means dictionary rit?

Biyi1471: Studying Computer Science you get to learn things like System Analysis and Design Methodology (SADM), SQL, C++, Java, communication and networking principles in theory, Cobol, web design, programming etc, majorly software oriented courses. On the other side, studying Computer engineering you get to know stuffs like computer components, circuit board electronics, Operating systems, Electromagnetic Discharge, Statics, electrons, transistors etc, mostly hardware and computer electronics. May I suggest some advice? Go for computer science and then take professional courses like A+, Network+ and other hardware related exams to cover for the engineering aspect of computing. I did just that and i kinda have larger knowledge both in Software and Hardware. Plus you could be employed as a computer engineer, computer scientist, system analyst or system admin.
Good luck..

na only u get sense for here joor...

amber222: that's d point and d guy is cute.one thing i jt don't like abt him is dt he dn't finish is education.

education for watin na...d main purpose for education is 4 d money na...nd him done get money pass many of us way go sch sef.....abeg bone dat sch tin joor....go tell mark(facebook) make him go finish sch na

Thank God u said her fone...its her fone what are u luking for in it...did u leave anything inside? na we dey use our hand dey find watin no lost..why dnt u jst mind the relationshp nd leave d fone...den guess u dnt trust her cos u sef no clean..

hmmmmmmmm

my dear, my advice to u is dis...to b sincere, it ll b hard to find a single man dat will want to marry a lady in her mid 30 and has a child to it...if u say u dnt luv dis older man, dnt boda entering it....cos u ll neva luv him even if u marry him..my advice is dis, stick to ur child and dont bother about any man...

whu is the first black man on earth?