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anonymuz:
They only use pellets during theatre trainings. Don't believe this news.

pellet doesn't kill ni

lefulefu:
well some of my guys dating very fat girls complain about many of them complain about being tired too quickly and many of dem cant moved around in bed.dick too big ke. Bros make u understand dat most fat chicks prefer dicks that are extra tiny. Na even lepa babes dey hunger for super sized mandingoes

chineke... lwkmd chai... lepa gals ehn.. Fatty babes and extra thin


Those orobo go just lay flat on bed like wood.

solaTheCoder:
With html and css that you have learnt, you can start building little projects. Maybe a login page or just a simple landing page. The point is to apply what you have learnt - no matter how small. You can't possibly retain all the syntax of html or css in your head, but while figuring how to implement a design, you get to read up on them and understand them better.

I will advise you get your hand dirty in Html and pure css very well before taking up Bootstrap. Bootstrap is built on css, and if you don't have a good foundation with css, you may not understand why some part of your code ain't working the way you wanted them to.

thanks... will start today.

solaTheCoder:
Follow @4dor's advice. My little contribution: start building projects, don't think you don't know Enough. Just going through the pages of w3schools.com for hours will be boring.

Clone face book sign up page, clone Nairaland homepage, go on pinterest, find designs and turn them to code.

you made it sound easy. For a starter like me it wouldn't be easy.

lefulefu:
abi. Those guys dating heavy duty dey try oo cos if u marry such ladies and dem happen to born then their weight will be times three. And the fatter a woman becomes the more her libido decreases. Thats why u see men with very fat wives dey cheat.

hmm I don't know fat women have low libido..


me think this men/guy dating over weighed women... Maybe there dick are too big for normal gals... that's what am thinking.

solaTheCoder:
Ok, what have you learnt on programming so far?

HTML ... still mastering Css... today I came across bootstrap... via w3schools seriously i kinda more complicated ooo...

solaTheCoder:
I meant design a clone, if you are still learning front end development, then you may take it as a side project to design a clone of Nairaland.

With knowledge of html, css you should be able to do that.

have not even start learning front end dev self.

lefulefu:
u sabi dem wella. She kept malice with her guy for one week cos d guy suggest make she dey do situps in d mornins so as to reduce her tummy a little. I am ok with a lady thats a little chubby with the flesh in the right places but guy wen she's overblown..omo na race i dey pick.

nawa ooo.. if the guy start to cheat na Facebook and nairaland tinz.... situp ..lol

me self pretty chubby not 2X over load

Chrisbeks:
The father probably bought it, his name shola Jeremiah, he is a billionaire oil magnate. That money is a small thing for him to drop

how do you know this?

lefulefu:
lol i no do shit with her.she's built on the lines of Eniola Badmus so she no be my type.

lolz correct overload.. if you tell dem to work out... be F9 they will start nagging.. While deep down dey wanna look sexy.

nikkypearl:
what is diz one sayingif u can't comprehend wat I typed,ask you junior ones and stop giving silly mentions biko.

lol see gran ma talking... I can see you the older one.. no wonder you talking my a granny... no thinking

solaTheCoder:
Follow @4dor's advice. My little contribution: start building projects, don't think you don't know Enough. Just going through the pages of w3schools.com for hours will be boring.

Clone face book sign up page, clone Nairaland homepage, go on pinterest, find designs and turn them to code.

how do I clone this site?

lefulefu:
hahahahahaha.. U cant blame her nah .. Its obvious its her first time of tasting ice cream. See guy there was this incident when i was in school then. One Sunday morning after service when i prepare my breakfast of fried eggs and bread. There is this my next door neighbour wich is lady. She's fond of coming to my room anytime i fry the eggs. She say she love the way d eggs taste. Ok there was this particular sunday another lady paid me a visit as i was preparing the eggs. Omo u need to see the anger on this other girl wey be my next door neigbour. She was just grumbling that my visitor will eat all d eggs. For food oo na im quarrel wan start. D other girl just took a little bite but when my next door neighbour come carry her share she will still grumbling underneath her breath. Some babes too like food dat dem go even dey embarrass themselves.

lol shey you do shit with the gal

Divay22:
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mtcweeee

Divay22:
Don't be naive You're talking to your fellow man

lol tar..God 4bid. na go just dey confuse person.

lefulefu:
my brother there are ladies dat dont freak over food. Its not about forming.its just what they are. Then there are ladies that just cant control themselves when they are around food and there are those with bush girl mentality. The time that they want to munch a lap of chicken dats d time dey will do selfie with it and upload on facebook with the inscription that says, ' me munching friend chicken and rice' just to impresse their fellow bush girls following them on facebook.

nawa ooo.. pic for chicken and rice..lwkmd some gals worst gon.... I remember one day when me and my guy were going out. We saw a gal she's a singer at a church we attend. Chorister in an eater with a guy... She didn't see us... We stop and watch her mood.. the mumu guy didn't even get himself anything. he bought her ice cream. the guy was just talking... mean while she was shaking her leg due to the ice cream sweetness.... We just laugh cause we know at that moment she's in another planet... The guy waste is cash and voice.

Divay22:
He brought 3k to spend, i carried my own 3k that making it 6k..
I think with that we can have a nice date

hmmm.. no offense are you above 22 ?

chiommy123:
if you're not prepared why ask her out not overspending but at least make yourselves comfortable and enjoy your outing

lol some wouldn't agree until you take dem out.

Wilfredpat22:
What stops the woman from paying for the guy on the first date and create a Good impression.

Honestly we ladies are useless

naso you indeed different ooo.. I pray I find someone like you oo... not cause of the spending na. Cause you understanding.


Most gals own is only to chop... nothing useful. no ambitious, no dreams.. no tin

LuciferCristi:
N300 = condoms N1200 = Magic Moments N400 = duct tape N1000 = small bottle of chloroform (black market) N100 = handkerchief

Total N3000

lwkmd guy you dey craz ooo... You be r*pist ni

Shelumiel:
What is wrong in spending 1500 on light snacks and drinks ...

lol bro you don't know they'll more broke gals than guys....
hungry gals... it's best one find a gal who understand you gon .

nikkypearl:
3k for what exactly
How much is a bottle of water or soft drink?

Lol there is hunger in the land ooo.. Seriously you hunger. So you expect a guy to spend above 5k on a date.....

date is just a meet up place were you too can understand each other..

if I order sawarma or fried rice that one is not date again..

This gal talking am very sure she can't take a guy out.... chop chop.

lol... This guy self ehn... I wouldn't specific how much you can spend on your 1st date. it depends on the guy personality and class.

Some guy can spend over 20k just to please her...

I do believe anything you train a gal with that's how she will see you...

If you tell her you dangote by expensive spending... She'll come for your pocket.

If you simple and you spent less lemme say 5k... Either she run or stay.. I prefer this one... Call me stingy na you sabi....

The truth is most gals are hungry and they'll be forming on top Hunga.... lolz
I prefer a straight forward lady.

I smell front page.


see her fb profile: https://m.facebook.com/salawu.ajokekafayat

This is one of my reasons why I don't want to engage myself in a full time relationship for now. maybe until am fully ready for one. Or God bring a woman of my choice to me..

For now i prefer part time dating , FWB, cause i I rarely trust someone and don't 1 sickness like emotional breakup to disturb my 50 acres size heart... It's occupied with ambitious ..

" If you no get Money, within you gain"?

most of this ladies you see are worst than eve self.
They own is not apple it's sand straight to your ass

in fact 80% are <b>pretenders, Code edd porn stars, The Dickson experts, Heart Smasher's, National budget sharks, Lie Detectors breakers, The lazyian, Finger licking slayers, Oya Fake it gang I mean fake booty and b**bs , All forming Queen gangs </b>

Deep down her bf can vouch for her like recharge card... " My babe too sure" "She can't cheat" "I can bet anywhere for this gal"
Meanwhile in the other room This gal gangbanged 2 guys for free... Fear catch me..... am just imagining those two guys strength+ hers massive explosion...... The gal na pro package... Only for the grand masters.

Never vouch or trust any ladies except your mom.... Guys just build this mentality in you. Mostly the unmarried guys..

Just believe all ladies would cheat on you one day... Feminine don't eat me up ooo.... i know some are 100% sincere, faithful and God sent...

My reason for saying this is in case in future if you mistakenly date a pro Dickson expert like her.. you wouldn't feel it when she flirt or betrays you. Cause physiologically you've already portrait that imagine...


Summary- Believe in God, Be ambitious, Make money and understand women [ A most ooo]

King Solomon has everything on earth but didn't understand the Kinetic energy of women

David - Israel strongest : He didn't understand women too.

Adam- Same..

Woman has been a root back bone to man.... 100% recommended you understand them xo you wouldn't die young..

bye

johnmattew:
u must be a learner.....didn't u hear when Paul obazele,a renowned nollywood director said Nollywood is riddled with gays?.....the most popular new generation actors are mostly gays..even musicians too..just as naija actresses are mostly who.res,our actors are mostly gays....lemme give u a clue,the most popular weddings in entertainment industry are usually riddled with gay groomsmen

nawa oooo...chai....just like banky weddings..

Am 100% sure if i join the industry I'll be force to become gay... cause of my statue.... Chai

zinnyzee:
Lol... You didn't ask me na.

OK ooo... no wahala o

TarOrfeek:
Two of them are virgins.



And it's a good thing.

lwkmd bro you wicked oooo...I swear I think I'll agree oo. No swag or any romantic.. both aren't Even fine self.

AdaAde:
Go and pay her bride price first.
They don use sex swear for this generation ni
Every single problem in relationships excluding marriage, is always related to sex.
I've come to realize the honor in virginity. Apart from that it protects one from unnecessary fear of diseases and unwanted pregnancies, it gives one common sense that is not common.

In summary, op doesn't have sense.

The thing is are you a vrigin? you lie you die

zinnyzee:
I started dating my boyfriend when i was 17, now i'm 19 and i love him now more than i ever did.


It depends a lot on her maturity and understanding than it does on your love for her.
17yr olds these days can't be referred to as kids anymore... Go for it if you think you'll be patient enough to endure it when the kid in her comes out to play

zainab you didn't tell me this ooo... *choi

MetalJigsaw:
the thing is we i love the girl

the thing is does she love you?

Indigenous:
Catch them young and leave all this old cargo alone

yh but most ate xo immature.

MetalJigsaw:
I need tangible opinions, friends。COs I love that girl no,be small。

dating a gal at that age is just xo annoying.
1: They'll immature
2: Barely understand you.
3: Just too playful take everything for guaranteed.
4: Good at frustrating
5: too shy.

16- 19+ Stay away from them if you don't wanna regret... Especially you find 1 who's mature... that very hard.