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hefelove:
I japa for my life o

The place you working now kio?

hefelove:
38900 after removing tax

chai.. just to kill yourself.

realmindz:
If only the god they worship could defend them,
If only that god had not let evil befall the people they defend
What a sad world, that god never cared about the people they defended nor the soldiers defending those being defended.
But to look at the positive side, it's a good thing they have time to entertain themselves even though their worships don't go beyond the roofs and even if it goes beyond the roofs, It does not go beyond space....


On a lighter note, lemme share this funny idea,

The day Nigeria army will engage Israeli Army in war fare, how will Nigerian soldiers pray.."oh god of Israel, deliver the Israelites unto our hands"

While we pray, advanced countries are building...Africa wake up, your god is no where in Israel nor Asia

you only living today for a reason. xo don't be a d*ck head.

NwaAmaikpe:




This is pure blasphemy.
It is an unforgivable sin to stand on the altar with a rifle.

This type of sin won't have gone unpunished in the days of the biblical Moses and David.
Sometimes I get angry with the Lord for being such a merciful God.

Christianity as a religion of peace and longsuffering must not be associated with any tool of violence.
(Matthew 26:52, Luke 6:29, John 18:11)

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become Zeus or Hera and do your worst....

ShameOnAPC:
I stopped giving my girlfriend Tfare when she refused to be washing my clothes with the excuse that I haven't marry her, in fact, I stop giving her any form of help, I put her in side chick position where I think ought to belong, she came back to her senses doing house chores ,running errands when she noticed she is loosing me.

Washing of a boyfriend's clothes is not slavery, thou it depends on how serious the relationship is.

naso comfam guy.... the guy will eventually loose the gal. Anything that makes a guy train a lady to university standard he should just forget her... His training her for someone else.

hefelove:
Bro just be thankful on ur own, i recently resigned from a job that take my time 24/7 i hardly sleep, i hardly have time for myself, i had to resign when they wouldn't even let me go for my day off, stupid jobs dey this country

how much were you been paid?

f*ck mate for Bobbi. today now e will accuse the guy of begging.

Sholaco:
So why can it be lanuch here on African continent

sarap he already launched the book here in Nigeria @Eko hotel last month.

LukeSkywalker78:
well, nothing happened. The other guy has relocated and I haven't spoken to him for some time now.

nawa ooo.. am sure he banged the gal that night.

LukeSkywalker78:
Lol... It would be better to share one of your stories you know

we'll haven't had any weird experience. Except 1 don't know if I was In a trance or dreaming...


that kind stuff you saw something wake pass you....

LukeSkywalker78:
guy, its true o. I'm serious.

if she had bitten you.. something else would have happened to you ooo. chai that why I don't appreciate banging some gal you barely know.


The other gal what happen to that 1?

CanineOfJackal:
mine happen 3months ago when my sister called me that mom was dying, I became disorganized that I burst out crying, I was just helpless because she came back from hospital a day before that. I asked my sister to take her to hospital again but there was no means of getting there since they are in d village.


I called up my nurse friend who said she might have over dose on her diabetic drugs which made her sugar level to decrease much. She advised taking her to hospital that midnight. I was so weak and helpless that midnight. I tried talking to my mum through the phone but she wasn't responding, I was crying like a baby, my younger sisters were d one calling my other line to be a man and stop crying but I just couldn't stop.
I decided to use Google to browse divine healing verses that night then I started praying to God for mercies, I prayed for 4hrs then slept off and continue praying in my dream. I even asked God to transfer d sickness unto my body cos I'm stronger to fight it unlike my mum.


God finally did it for me and we braved it till the morning then the next day she was taken to d hospital and till this very moment she is strong as a fiddle.


it was a scary experience for me

chai God is merciful oo

ruggedtimi:
I just returned back from Uni for summer break and that same night I witnessed about 5 robbers armed with rifles trying to gain entrance into my family house. There is an open space on the roof of the house like a balcony. I had to pass through the roof's balcony and walked on the roof..after saying a short prayer vam! i jumped off from the roof of a two storey building. I am alive today and walking very fine, only a scar to my face. I guess fear and adrenaline made me jumped in order to call for help. I eventually got up with my eyes filled with blood and went to a police station not to far from my house that same night with the aide of some community boys i met. Haha! policemen dey ask me which gun d robbers carry and they were contemplating whether they should blow siren to my area.

lwkmd police dey fear... Dey don't want to jam guys with bomb.... best is SARS.

Emexicoman:
I bought a car, and I decided to hustle part time with it. I was driving towards the pedestrian bridges at Dei Dei, in Abj on the express way.and then out of no where an old man just popped out crossing the road, he couldn't run, and he couldn't even walk fast. I was approacing on speed, I saw the danger, and all my passengers did as well, they were all shouting blood of Jesus,blood if Jesus.! I was terrified and by some inspiration I happened to hold myself and thought of watching the old man's movement, he was moving, so in a split second I judged it was best to pass behind him since he was moving.. And vam it worked.. I didn't hit him at speed and we were all safe.
I've seen things guys, to be a man is not a days job

please tell us more

LukeSkywalker78:
Lol. She was hostile in spiritual form ni

lol I doubt this jawe.. how do you know

LukeSkywalker78:
yes, I think so , things day o

nawa oo... why she chase you.

TheOdd1sOut:
Update

One of my friends told me a story. This one is a bit scary o.

He and one guy went to a night club that night. They were chilling when they spotted two chicks twerking and dancing like there was no tomorrow. They decided to approach them. Turns out they were prostitutes.

They carried them to another club establishment and had the time of their lives. After that, they parted way went home separately.

So as they were going home in my friends car, the gal mood suddenly swinged from happy mood to gloomy and sad mood. My friend asked her what the matter was but she never responded. The only thing she told him was "Please stop the car. I wanna ease myself." This was about 3 in The morning.

The girl got down and dived into a bush. He waited. 10 minutes later, the girl was yet to come out. Due to concern and partly curiosity, he went into the bush to search for her. As he got to the bush, a dog (pitch black) suddenly rushed out and chased him. He scaled a fence before he was able to escape.

He trekked home. Shaken and frightened.

His only thanks was that he didn't Bleep her cause that was the thing he wanted to do.

lolz so the gal iz the dog

TheOdd1sOut:
in other words, she told him not to patronize her again. She also told him that his preeq has stroke so it can't function again.

lwkmd guy you wicked oo why use the word stroke.. I think nervous ness cause stuff like that.

Earthbound:
I'll tell you about the funniest thing that happened to me recently.

Last week, I took a stroll from my house to use the Diamond bank ATM at Opebi. I contemplated going to chop fish and chips at Pekas so I called a friend to meet me there. Whilst asking him to meet me there, he said he was stuck in traffic so I told him I was going to eat there and I had time to wait for him. I made this call just in front of the bank where there were a couple of sex workers. As I finished making the call, one of the girls there was like 'fine boy, make I follow you na'. I ignored and kept walking. She followed me all the way inside, waited for me to order my food, and came to sit next to me. She said I looked like one of Bob Marley's sons. I ordered one small stout for her. When my fish and chips came, I dug in hungrily not sending anybody mama. I told her point blank that I really wasn't interested in her. She asked for another bottle for the road, and I obliged. Not long after, my guy came. He liked the chic and they hit it off. We stayed for another hour or so. My guy said he was going to lodge the chic. I said no p. I finished up and went home only for my guy to call me around 7 the next morning to lend him some money as his bank was effing up. I went to meet him at the hotel and it turned out he couldn't transfer at the time (he's more boxed up than me) to the chic who was waiting for her payment. After I did the transfer of 8k to the girl. She blurted out, "no carry me again o. If you see me for outside, just commot your face. Your prick no fit stand finish. No be your friend be dis? Fine boy." At that instant she grabbed my property which was quite visible through my sweatpants. "No be man b dis? Ewu!"
Did I mention all of this went down in the lobby of the hotel?

wait I didn't fully understand your story....


why did she say no carry me again o. If you see me for outside, just commot your face. Your prick no fit stand finish.

which kind strange family you enta... Granny hunter and wizard....

Who still do that shit... I don't believe her story jawe maybe she planned it jawe....

So cause of one gal you won die... no wonder she's dumbing your cry baby ass....


Oga beta man up and just free that gal.... is she the one that disvrigin you ni. Be doing like 1st timer.. no vex me o

Biodun1929:
You got a body like Wilder. You should really consider boxing.

lol na to find beta coach way go train me...... boxing in Nigeria aren't profitable.

chai am beginning to love boxing oo cause of this heavy weight guys They good fighters... i think I'll look for an expert trainer who will teach me the art of boxing and endurance. lemme see how good I'll be.

if I can smash a block with my fist. what can't I do?



weight: 97kg
height: 6" 4/5 feet tall...


still in my earlier 20s my weight might increase when I get older.

Acecube:
Na cheat sure past

They will see fire for pushing us to the wall, they won't receive 1kobo for sub again

you get any?

LordsApostle:
This girl body sha, e go really sweet to put preeq..

chai see fresh leg.

Twoclans:
People that are intellectually sound understood my post.

Have a lovely Sunday ahead .

hmmm...see d intelligence being talking. b*tch pointing finger at someone. Madam/sir go cleanse yourself deeply b4 casting a net..

Have a awful Sunday ahead. .

Yinxies:
Thought he is g@@y

2nd person to say this... on this trend... how do you know?

Twoclans:
The look on Uti's face is not the expression of a man who loves female boobs.

I know what it looks like for a man to look into a well packaged cleavage and its not that look on Uti's face.

someone just said he's gay. You want are you saying now

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
Uti isn't interested. He is gay.

wtf how do you know this sh*t? nawa oo

obainojazz:


Naija still using f-7, helicopter and hilux to fight Boko Haram, we'll get there.

our military service iz far,far worst.. imagine f-7 if we're using f-10 that one z manageable... google f10

oyinpr:
so if you're driving and you get involved in an accident it means you don't know how to drive ba?? You people should think before talking abeg

you'll be the one involve in a car crash.

imami00:
I knew him personally, a gentleman officer. One of the best F-7 pilots. I saw him land in pitch darkness sometime ago, I was amazed. Rest on Maverick.

Those of you saying he flew in a delapidated aircraft, the F-7 is still used by most countries in the world and the NAF service track of their aircrafts is highly commendable.

hmmm if he's good how come he crash and only ni died