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pinkcottoncandy:
my brother ...gently open domiciliary account if not you will be working for your bank ooo

by the time they convert your toy 100$ to naira body go tell you

with your dom account, you get the money in dollars and you can withdraw your dollars then go and look for a mallam to convert to naira at black market rate

Then ask your bank to give you the IBAN number of your dom account and Swift Code to submit to google

how will you withdraw the dollars?

dannyrhymes600:
my minds go even sweet self because i done see person to practice my boxing skills for im body
and for the muscles matter me too no dey left behind check my profile for proper confirmation

for your mind you good wella... pity you

eph12:
You should trust your girl and forget Samuel as a threat. If you can't trust your girl, what are you in the relationship for? How long do you think you can continue to fight her for being friendly with Samuel? Even if this Samuel goes, another Samuel will take his place. Trust your girl to not do what you wouldn't do and if you can't trust her, break up

trust wetin.... I refuse that option

Nawa ooo Samuel vs amaka disappoint me..

See bros stop telling guys your relationship stories. Especially, if his not your childhood friend. I prefer telling my childhood pal my relationship than any casual guy I barely know for 6 years.

Am not saying your childhood friend wouldn't disappoint you he might cause his human like me.. Just that he wouldn't want to cause a fight between us and he understand me well...

Lemme tell you my own tori.. Have got this guy we school together a friend.. I tell him all my relationship matters including, flirt, disappointment and so on.
This guy has a twin brother actually identical. His twino warned me that his bro [ My friend] can't be trusted. Imagine something like this coming out from his brother mouth. I kinda ignore him cause we aren't that close like his twin..

So I because observant.. I went to this my twin friend house and saw his lodge mate [ Babe] me started flirting with her until... Blah blah blah.. I told this guy.. Baba started telling me She's a bitvh this and this... he can't do this to her cause she aren't hiis type... One day he came and told me that this gal can't say no. I asked how did he know. cause me don't know. he refuse telling me... Me became suspicious and remember his twin advice ..

Another day I woe a gal lemme call her [ Diana] as my padi na i told him almost everything.. my love for this gal, the way she forming for me and how she refuse saying yes to me.. In fact told him every thing.


Anytime e ask for my phone I will give him.. But if I ask for his he wouldn't.. I just lock up.

Since I was suspecting him I started telling his twin about his weird attitude.. His brother told me I shouldn't be surprise if I see Diana number on his phone..

I was shocked I said "Na lie" So one day someone called him outside something just moved me to check his phone... behold this guy has been chatting with her ooo on WhatsApp.. Chei. I immediately became angry I almost fought him... I just asked my self why fight over a gal.. I dey caze When gals plenty..

So I acted mature and left him and went home.
I didn't talk to him for a week..


I told my sure niggas see wetin [ John] do me ooo.. They were shocked cause he has this innocent face... They remind me of Diana weird attitude and her refusing to be my girl.. They told me he might be behind her backing off.


As a mature guy I asked him why he betrayed me . He said he got her number from a WhatsApp group. I just laffed it off.


Now we friends back but I take caution around him.. Don't tell him my paros like that... I prefer talking to his twin cause that one is more mature orally...

So bros be smart and don't trust women.... Just be like Bruce Wayne.

2: You can still be friend with that guy... Just don't tell him your personal stuff again

3: As for amaka disappoint me... Stop acting like love is the only way out..Remove everything about loving her from your head. Treat her like street gal do it with less respect.

She never respect or love you..

4:

Baawaa:
Someone turned you down because of your height 7 years ago and you waited patiently for you to look for your size, don't complain when she started cheating

lol instead of baba should just move on.... that gal supoz be goal keeper

dkronicle:
Anyways to suck bress dey hungry me.

you foolish

Kenwolf1:
if we no make money wetin we gain

I tell you nothing ooo....

delishpot:
Ijapa

tortoise i hail oooooo....Mr tortoise or madam tortoise which should I call you?

delishpot:
Hahahaha so now you don turn mr transmission? Em sorry transition. I mean translation of the transmition to the transition. I mean. What was I even planning to say sef?

you were planning to tel me your name .. Which is?

SocialJustice:
Saw PM notification but not the email. I've sent you a PM.

seen it. Just reply your email please reply me ASAP.

delishpot:
So na so una want come chop all the money alone? I want my comission.

uhm transmission, transmission.. uhm transmission.. Say again. Transmission.

delishpot:
So na so una want come chop all the money alone? I want my comission.

lol go collect loan from lapo na

zinnyzee:
Okay.... I stay in sokoto.

Abubaker Shekau is my mentor( I believe you know him). Right now, we're short of members, most of them having been killed by d nigerian army and others through suicide bombings.

Anyways, there's no long epistle needed... If you think you're up for this, we could take this to d other room

Meanwhile, you needn't fear cause you will be very well compensated and forever remembered in history.

What you say to that, bruh?

lol i agree sending you a pm ASAP. can't stop laughing.

SocialJustice:
I am currently looking for any company in Nigeria who wants to sell their Oil Mining License(OML). I already have Letter of Intent. Do this and you go home with at least N50m when the sale is concluded.

seriously? God. let's talk on WhatsApp...

zinnyzee:
Yoruba

Hmmm.. Anyway am Evans apprentice.. Job has been bad this days cause of bubu new updates...*crying* Instead of kidnapping again have decided to settle down.. My new lepa friend tell me where you from.. Maybe Lagos, Kaduna, borno.. 2: Are you available for my new kidnapping terms... if you gree we can take this conversation to the other room.. Sorry other app.

zinnyzee:
Zainab

hmmm zainab... Hausa abi?

zinnyzee:
Lolz... I wanted to see how you will react and i've seen it.
You too, take a chill pill.

you smart shey you know... E no pain me ooo...

What your name jawe?

SocialJustice:
No I haven't but believe me, woman na money. Some years back an actress that is very popular now came to my state to lash for N2m. I was in the convoy that conveyed her from the airport to hotel. Na Niniola I want impregnate. That girl kpatus go soft die and she's well mannered and feisty.

nawa oo make na show me the way and how to make this money.. chai

this nini gal ehn.. chai

zinnyzee:
Dakun, leave me alone.

mtcweeee.. Be forming porshe.. Go and take a chill pill jawe

happy birthday massive!

zinnyzee:
Jamb kweshun

lwkmd me .ahhh I will kidnap you for this oo

BigSarah:
Just because say he return money, so if I see missing agar or petridish in the department I'll automatically become a lecturer, this is glorifying amateurism

talk too much. ah

zinnyzee:
Shebi dat's how u pple wee be looking for trouble small small.

I should start my own squat too. I'm really slim, no offense abi?
No wahala, continue.

lolz .... She don vex oo... lolz oya lemme see another photo of you. what's your name self?

bibicici:
Well doing the squats need consistency and dedication it's very hard though but it works and soon too. The one thing I hate about is that it also builds the thighs and legs. I definitely don't want my legs to be looking like a man.

anyway you have a fine smile, a small nose tempting lips and well shaped body... Bye

bibicici:
Well doing the squats need consistency and dedication it's very hard though but it works and soon too. The one thing I hate about is that it also builds the thighs and legs. I definitely don't want my legs to be looking like a man.

my dear you wouldn't oo... The truth is guys love ladies with thick thighs.... beta start now o

avril9:
Very possible especially if her body is made up of more muscles than body fat. All she did is build her muscles and eat right... It works

you deserve a warm peak.. You the only girl here that said something meaning full... The rest are so jealous.

zinnyzee:
Be making someone like me wanna start doing it too.


But, since being perfect in my imperfection is my greatest asset... I love me like this.

lol naso you wouldn't say the truth. Am 2000% sure if by chance you got this body the whole Nairalanders wouldn't sleep.. Seriously start your own squat ... you really slim no offense ooo..

darlenese:
when the yanshh burst we will know the truth

nawa oo she complain... Go and do your own and tell us after 3yrs.. lwkmd

generationz:
big fat lies



why do people derive pleasure from deceiving people online

her body structure shows even squats can't.make her butt checks that big


she did surgery and then does looks of exercises targeted at her thighs


doing squats alone does very little for you butt. It only makes your thighs bigger and thicker


her natural shape is rectangle ,not pear or hour glass
she did surgery to look hourglass and did lots of exercise.

If you need exercises to target your butt cheeks check YouTube.
they will

hmmm dem don come. I knew I'll meet your type here... lwkmd let see your pix

pweeryambre:
yes, but depends on her kind of body, if she has thick skin, then the squats will take on her muscles. but some kind of body with soft skin is just hard to tone no matter how much squats or work outs.

lwkmd so you indirectly referring to those fat chicks
..

SolutionMee:


Money is truly the root of all evil. From the writeup, I deduced that they were just playing due to minor argument over money. That's why we should be mindful of the people we play with. Some play are damn too expensive for my liking. I hate and dislike anything that's life threatening to me. That's how one American-Indian dude almost threw me off on one tall building in Florida the last time I went there for a seminar "Role of Augmented Reality In Digital Marketing." It was only God that saved my life that day. These young men have been implicated because they didn't play with caution. A jail cell should be enough to teach them some lessons.

why didn't you beat him?

daviefm:
ME WEY MY BABE NO SAVE MY NUMBER NKO?

then you babe less investigate well