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mizzbouqui:
Kinni

KO sì o... Was just kidding yah

Ehya ops seriously I felt like crying after reading your post.... you sacrifice everything for her. You got a 6ft gaint frame picture of her..... Yet she didn't value it... Am sure she must have miss does good day she spent with you.... Galz are problematic being..... If you give 100% love she would play you like a baseball... If you reduce your love to 50% Nairalander would hear.... it's cause of this shit I blast two foolish female nairalander. one complained her bf doesn't call her she's curious if her bf still love her..... I blast her and ask if she buys #500 credit to call him would earthquake occur...... See 90% if not 95% are cursed never to find tru love cause, there always confuse......

The 2nd yeye female Nairalander I blast yesterday created a post complaining a dude is asking for her number.... Just ordinary number.... 11 digits that all... Chai the most painful part is the Ops no fine and she no get boobs....


See some galz waste opportunity like trash. for instance she keeps praying to God for a superman. 2years leta GoD grant her prays she met a dude like this ops.. The next tin that comes to her mind nah i don see maga *VexFace* No wonder you see single women everywhere. in church, on mountain, desert praying to God for that man again.
Mean while her time for cookies don pass...

That's the same shit that happen to my ex..... I loved this girl... Was getting too familiar with her.
as a guy I had to reduce the familiarity.... so, I stopped calling her... Mean while, I got exams within that period... That kind of thing a gal would be your last problem...... 1month I wasn't calling her like before.....So one day my very close friend called me to come to his place I refuse.... He noticed I wasn't going to come.... The next time he did was collect my phone and run to his place... Me in needForSpeed mode I ran after him to his place.... I collected my phone.... He told me to wait that I should check on hidden part... Me hawk eye behold it was my ex...Chisos with 3 boiz it look like 3D movie.... I was furious and I went to her... I called her --- What the Bleep you doing her? She no fit talk.....Was angry... I ask who among this dude is her bf she showed..... I wanted to fight the guy..... I think twice why fight for a girl when girl full ground.... I calm down...... The 3guys were shocked like this guy call this babe in there presence... I had to ask her why she didn't tell me that she was tru with the relationship.. She said she never knew I was still interested in her. I ask why she said cause I don't call again and her friend introduce her to this guy.....I insulted her straight and called her names galz hate she cried and I leave there..... The guy friend came to met me why did I do that...... I don't react cause is approach..... I explained everything to him and I leave.. The next day I saw the new bf he was scared he begged me that he had no idea she was still dating.... I smiled and told him "Bro she all yours now, you can F*ck or do any shit you want with her..... I left..... Few month's leta that her friend who devc her came to my place with my close friend and cast my ex ooo....... I laff and said what are friend for..... 2/3 leta have not dated . an single girl till now.... Cause my trust level is so low... I pray i" find that good girl I can cal that special someone till then I"l stick to my plans

mizzbouqui:
Okay

nice share your contact with me.... We continue from there.

Boring:
ma niggaaa
All girls think they are unique. 99.9 percent of girls are not unique..

*checking the op dp* all dis small children on NL

my guy the shit Dom tire me oo.... If am that guy I would beef her

mizzbouqui:
I be confirm yoruba

hmmm let's go on a date

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]When a man says he loves you but doesn't call you as much as he used to

Does he still love you?[/color]

Wait if you buy #500 credit to call him would earthquake occur? I now know why he doesn't call....He calls you often you get too familiar with silly attitude, he does not call you would complain.. ahhh women oo

I don't even have the time to finish reading your post cause I know its poo...Most galz are stupid like this ops... A guy ask for your number ordinary number now you feel like super gal ehn.... Abeg you guys should check her dp and see how 20% cute she is with her size 20 or less boobs.... Am sure She's short maybe around 5" 4 tall with her skinny ass.... Most Nigerian galz are foolish..... My own experience i met this Short gal in skul about 5" 4 me am 6" 3 and huge naturally . [ I don't really like short galz just my 1st try]
I notice she the quiet type... I ask for her number she said no I thought of another way to get her number.... 3days chatting with her I regret asking for her number... reason she's so protective of her self[ I break that space in time] 2: She's very not social boring chat like owk, yeah, 3: and in mature...3minutes chatting with her taking a bath would be my next option cause my head ache like crazy just chatting only

the most painful part of all is message read without reply......... i once told we need to see so i could slap her pride off her head...The words way day my mouth to blast her ehn is 10X worst..... but I wouldn't for some reason.....
Why do you think bad guys or good guy almost find an independent girl with an almost prefect attitude? it's cause of there maturity and simple live.
.. Even if there all plan's of sex only...2months with such girl he's mentally would change to love

See to all those foolish Nigerian girls that think there hot or sexy..You beta think twice before casting a guy.... a guy might ask for your number maybe cause he love your attitude, he want to be your friend , he see's something special in you.... The moment you act like you one expensive girl you put silly though in him... if it's me my plan for you would be evil am sure you understand..... So galz not are guys are after your skinny ass.... To all does rare good and mature girl around.... I love you lolz

curvysola:
Have noticed that whenever i give a guy green light! he will start behaving like a KING!!!!!
its really annoying ! why do you guys do it?

he might not be forming like you think..... I guess his shy or underestimating his self, or his not really sure about your green light...m move closer to him and see

mizzbouqui:
You might not have seen one, but there is no big deal in it

yeah have not seen one before..... Aren't no big deal there like you said..... You from the united states right?

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tosyne2much:
Can you just imagine? Smh

that's it oo.. Ehn it's sha none of my biz.. Me self go chop

mizzbouqui:
Y not

woow you quite rare then.... Here in Nigeria girl pay for lunch

Tallysmallz:
I was at a bus stop when i spotted a handsome man and i was struck with love...... Without hesitation i went to him and said "you look cute.. I like you."....


The man out of shock (or maybe fear) simply placed his hand on my shoulder
and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life."..


He then placed a piece of paper my hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away.



When i got back to my hostel feeling so ashamed and embarrassed ....and before i slept, i opened up the paper the man gave to me and it read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing
behind me. Any way, this is my number.

Call me anytime...... By the way, I like you too!"






Guys are so tricky...they're all cheats!
Dont know if i should call him back

woow wat the title of this movie? it's really fun

[quote author=jhasper post=47481845]I posted this topic here yesterday https://www.nairaland.com/3220612/wish-girlfriend
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you Bleep up you shouldn't have ask her... You gave her the chances to be supreme... Wait you said she friend zone you.... You mean you didn't bonk her at the hotel?

mizzbouqui:
10. Don’t blow up when she pays
Some women are very independent and as such may want to pay the bills, or even go dutch and men need to understand that it’s a thing. Don’t cause a scene, agree on something and leave.

What other things do you think men should stop doing on first dates?

http://omgvoice.com/lifestyle/men-first-dates/?geoip
Cc: Lalasticlala

woow pay for lunch bills..that's rare ops can you do that?

mizzbouqui:
6.  Avoid weird touches
A lot of women love their space and so they hate it when men touch them discreetly on the first date. According to one of the ladies who spoke to us for the purpose of this article, she says “You don’t know me too well and that’s clearly an invasion of space”. So don’t do it.

Hmmm story a smart guy would break that invasion and make it look simple and demanding

Tosin com hear my own ooo... Ehn we dated back then she was a V. She vow she wouldn't give it to any man till marriage- boring old story... After the break 1yrs/2yrs she told me.... without asking... That she gave it out to her Older bf.... I. ask why her reply.... I did it to please him I ask how many times she said 3...... 3 times just to please him..... I was like.... This is super story..... chai

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Chrishandsome:
to her,sex can wait until when we get married.but to me,i still have many goals to achieve before venturing into marriage.

. is she a vrigin? if no she wants to hook you..... Jesus pretend like you don't care..... She would change

Hmmm How sure are you that she's not giving it to someone else hmmm?

perhaps you not doing something that would make her have s*x with you..... Maybe you too caring, spend a lot, immature or you got bad attitude.... which one is it bro?

She told you

.Do u know her sister just called me now and told me that her sister wanted using a knife on her body?
So you really believe that abi? how sure are that isn't a planned work?

My solution

Care less now..... I don't mean too less... I mean let her know you can live without her..... hmm.

2: Don't just ask her for sex... You see when you ask a girl for something you really want you're giving her the opportunity to Say YES and she will......... Don't ask her. Command it... You the man.....

3: That word she told you...."I don't love sex" it's a lie girls are naturally trickster..... She does prefer you not bleeping her right.... Try and find out what she love and use it against her....
Bring out the X side

4: Am sure you've touch her some many time which turn to a failure... This time Make small talk Sex...... Use your words to turn her on .... .. Winks

lwkmd oooo chai you sent her money twice... you think you the only one she's fooling with? Nah..... imagine 4 more guys sending her the same cash.... hmmmm she make money with making, sex, working or Even stealing bro be wise ehn...



Can i send Thunder to struck her to death or can i take her names to the realms for punishment or can i report her to the devil to cast spell on her?


NAH YOU SABI OOO

onila:
she said black men got big diccks!

which will make me uncomfortable and experience extreme pain during sex

she told me how her sister runs away from her husband when its time for sex because of his big sugercane

she said once she got her American visa, she dumped him and now happily married to a white man

I am someone who hates physical pain
and I am beginning consider white men for marriage

Ahhhh *mouth open* lol I tot galz love big dick nah... hmmmm so deep down you galz know big d*ck. make you uncomfortable and cause experience extreme pain during sex


hmmmmmm expose more secret

You a big fool..... All your post are so dumb...... Should I call you a comedian? I remember I read of your post concerning your sister... Make devil help you make I meet her........ Nah apocalypse go APN....

rheether:
i unfortunately lost my virginty with
my bf 2 years back. we had
sex more than 20 times. till then i havent
done anything like that. can any1 just suggest
what should i do. i am marrying in a very
religious family next year and if he finds out that am not virgin am dead.

can't believe a pretty girl like you is asking this silly question... smh you dumb.... we'll get rubber band and tie it together.. if it doesn't work use paper tape to close it..... You had sex over 20 times you don't complain..... Beauty with no brain

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