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Man United for life

#Diehard

042 for sure

GEJ, with all due respect sir, please don't even think of it.
You are too good to become Nigeria president. Not again.

Nigeria and Nigerians in general are too big for you.

Nickymezor:
oh thanks for the compliment

Welcome pretty lady

Can we be friends?

Am igbo based in enugu

Wizygreat12:
i we give out 20k to any lucky Manchester United Fan Tumurrow

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Sterling bank plc

Man United all the way from 2001 till date.

No slacking.

#DieHard

helinues:
FT Man Utd 2 - 0 Man City

City are incomplete team without De Brune

James was useless inside this game

Maguire should be the man of the match

Which kind of eye did you use to watch this match?

Which macguire?

Wan-bissaka should be man of the match joor!

James did better than macguire

If you can't pray that long, then go home and masturbate.

Pretty sexy lady

Wow!
Speechless!

Fufu breast.

modestbrowser:
Igbo race only accept rich people for marriage.

Poor men like you have no business with Igbo ladies.

Settle with you Hausa, Fulani and peperrish South West Muslims

STFU!
Speak for yourself.

Nickymezor:
Abi oo

I can't just fathom how stupid those people can be.

Their tea their drink anyway.

Nne you are pretty.

Perfect ass for doggy.

Aasshhhhh! Where is my soap?

This is madness, 1 dozen of pant?

Ridiculously stupid.

UyaiIncomparabl:
I don't make too much noise about sex as them no dey award person. But just know say, when I start, na you go tire. No be mouth. Hmmm!

See ehn, na you go change your name from Crackkhaus to Crackhead.

I no dey talk again o.

See them, dem go dey claim anyhow now, when e set dem go run pass Ben Johnson

femi4:
African ant meets American giant

To whom brain is given, sense is expected.

NwaAmaikpe:





That's the sad world we live in.

They've fooled him to see himself as a public speaker when in reality, he is just a freak of nature unknowingly extorted to rake in funds for those who convene those programmes he gets invited to talk in.

I admire his determination to excel in life and I applaud that against the odds, he graduated as an accountant and has broken the records by being the first accountant to be unable to count with his own fingers.

I hope his life inspires someone out there who feels worthless. Just go out there and do something with yourself. You are not over because if this man could attain all of this with his life literally faced upside-down, then there's no reason for any able-bodied individual not to.

Let's all draw inspiration from him and I pray he is able to motivate people to greatness because I am not even moved by his pathetic existence.

This poor man has lived all his life with his head starring at women's yansh by default and I'm sure he has never tasted any. Nature then made it worse by wilting his hands so that he can't even bring pleasure to himself.

If this is were a story, it will be a tragi-comedy
This man here is both hero and victim while his wicked mother is the unmistakable villain.

But while nothing compares to a mother's love, there's an imaginary line between love and hate.
I blame the later for being the reason behind his mom's refusal to obey the doctors.

I don't even know what to tell you.

But your comment made me laugh and angry at the same time.
I wish you what you wish that man.

Dude is a typical NERD
Lol!

Yeecar:
Please where is that situated?

I said it already, inside her vag.

Use your finger to locate it and stimulate it.

ChoCho54:
Forget the gragra. Most of them are lost when naked with a lady.

Like seriously?

Lost when naked with a lady?

Incredible!

ChoCho54:
Some men are so scared of pussy they won't do what you recommend.

Who is scared of pvssy nowadays?

I haven't heard this one before.

Janosky:
It's called Grafenberg spot (alias center of gravity).

Oh yeah you know, congratulations

Tunagee:
Bro, you be wizard o! You just described my wife. She had a CS birth also, and gets dried easily. I don dey find the clitoris for more than 6 yrs now. Does it mean she was circumcized?

Stop looking for her clits Bro, it's gone forever.
But you can find the one inside her vag with your finger only if you know how.

Doctor Madike of Madike hospital in enugu, can forget a whole scissors in a patient.

1. Bet9ja shop
2. Car wash and wheel alignment
3. Laundry services.
4. Piggery or poultry


Choose wisely!

Bola146:
Same here with me, I have missed alot of good guys due to my genotype. It's well. God understand better. I just need a miracle to change my genotype to AA

Am AA, and O+.

Can we work something out?

happney65:
Jamaica?They are no longer from Jerusalem again according to Nnamdi Kanu?

Your brain dey pain you?
Or na cobwebs full there?

Too much SK

Meedon:
My respect for this nigga dropped ever since i got to know that he is a cultist


My hate for those guys ehnnnnn

And which artist isn't one?

I bet all of them got skeletons in their cupboards

This stupid boy again?

This world was destroyed by women and they keep on destroying this beautiful world.
RIP man