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You look for name wey go answer, na Sarz on d beat you come find??


Ok na......


Next please...

Hmmn!


Only doggy style and cowgirl will do.

Funny girl.

Peter u be goat, what of munosings?

Where una drop am?

This is Why some people fail exams.

Examiner says... 'why did you faint during match against Nigeria',... and you are talking another thing.
Next please.

otusnora:
so if we now tell u to go ahead, u will go ahead?

Otusnora, baby you are heavy and beautiful.


Nne no mind dat yeye op.

This is the same mistake many guys make in life.
Someone will marry, pay bride price, traditional wedding, Church wedding and even court wedding.
Go through all these processes and leave their wife at enugu and work at lagos or abuja.

Or even live and work abroad.

Then his Wife go become free service center for men.

Why do some guys do that? It's so absurd and stupid.

Carry your property go any where u dey go joor.

QueenMarvella:
The bride is beautiful

That girl na my classmate for primary school oo!

I no know say she dey nairaland sef!

Na nice girl she be shaa!


Back then.

Ikology:
Your classmates from where biko?

Bros dat gal u dey see there na my classmate for primary school.

At St Paul's primary school, awkunanaw, enugu.
Ask her. Am Iwuala by surname.
Chai!

Okkkkk, na u marry am. Congratulations bro, all the best in ur marriage. Send her my best wishes too.

This girl don marry?

All my classmates don marry finish oo!


God please, who did I offend?

Una wan come watch Jesus perform miracles or what?


Ndi ara!

It's only all these useless cultists are shouting #EndSARS



Ndi ara!


If you're innocent then you should fear no accusation because ur innocence will speak for you.


All these guys quoting me, I feel ur pain but think about it.

SARS are corrupt too, I know, but they still have some relevance in curbing crime especially against cultists.

And I also know that they harass and embarass innocent people. And also kill them.

Nigerian zoo police does that too.

In my opinion they should be reorientated, reformed, re-educated..etc
So that this country can atleast be a little bearable for us all.

Let me just





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Chai!!

E Don do.

If this girl mistakenly come my hauz, I go nyash am for 3 days no food.

Which kind beauty be dis?

Extremist buhari, bloody liar, blamer, international mugu.

#Lawless country

SARS is dead.


Lawless country.

Chai!


Nwanne this girl bu mmimi.

#LichaaMichaa

Who he epp?


And who be skibii?

Nice jersey.


Great design.

mikkycyruz:
Bros

Sony doesn't own anything oo

they were huge sponsors that's all

do you follow their comic vine at all?

Bro Sony owns Spiderman 1-3.


Google it.

Well I don't actually follow those movies up.

Coz am a busy man you know.

BlackManta:
Sony owns Spiderman 1-3 and Amazing Spiderman 1 and 2.

Marvel owns Spideman Homecoming.

Spiderman homecoming, I never see this one oo!

Which of them own spiderman?



That one don win.

That pastor must be a very stupid man.

Daddy freeze will not even go near that stadium.



Some pastors are just so stupid for my liking.

LadyGoddiva:
I cannot even believe the comments I’m reading here. Like are you fuckiñg shitting me?? Even from fellow ladies too?
Things is, Nigerians are too close minded and backward thinking. A lot of things can constitute as rape. It’s not only when a random guy abducts you and forcefully has sex with you while you scream and fight back can be considered as rape. The basic thing that defines rape is CONSENT! Whether she was wearing only her panties in the man’s bed, even if she was twerking naked for him, as long as she said NO, then he had no right to try and perform any sexual activities on her.
And since when did agreeing to cuddle him automatically imply consent to have sex with him? He even went on to give her orals and strip her. Thing is, even if she may not have fought back, bottom line is, she didn’t want sex to happen. And he went on and did what he wanted anyway. That’s a more subtle kind of rape.
Nigerians really need reonrientation of their mindset when it comes to the issue of rape. I’m seeing a lot of bs comments like “why would she go to a guy’s house when it’s not her boyfriend” and “why would she wear only shorts in his bed and why would she sleep on the Same bed with him?” The thing is, irrespective of the circumstance surrounding the story, she didn’t give her consent and the man had sex with her against her wish. It wasn’t consensual sex thus, it can be classified as rape. Too bad she’s just speaking up now.

Nonsense!

Some of you girls wants to ''eat your cake and have it''.


She has enjoyed the uber, free wifi, free dinner, free domino, free dinner again and free everything. Including free MouthAction and all.

And she's claiming rape?



WTF is wrong with some naija girls?

How could she go to a man's house, sleep on the Same bed with him, two full grown adults for that matter ooo, and expect nothing to happen at the end of the day.

She's simply a cheap SLUT.

Gluhbirne:
Happy married life to them.

2018 is almost over and some of us are still single while others are getting married everyday. Na waa ooo. j/k.

2018?


E be like say sleep still dey ur eyes.

This una wedding colour make sense well well.



Red and ash colour.


#Excellent



Slay queens and Kings



HML

WTF??

On this terrible naija road??


Una wan cause something?

Ndi Imo anyi n'ama ezigbo mma.



Chai!!

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This is called zoological betrayal.

Chilling graphic pics.

Really disturbing.


Lord have mercy.. Oh Jesus!

RIP to the dead.