₦airaland Forum

Nairaland AKA crazyland.




Me wey never have sex since last year July. My milk for don burst na.


Some guys are just animals.

ayxmania:
See what youthful exuberance has caused you? You would stand trial, your case would be adjourned for several years, you would be remanded in prison, you would serve hard labour, be violated, and after several years, sentenced to death. Even after that, you won't be killed quickly, you would be on death row for several years. Ode to a life stupidly led! I hope other youths would learn from you.

By the way, go and slay in prison.

This is exactly why I avoided a 14 year old girl that was in love with me.

Hmmn! I simply told her the bitter truth of her being too young to start a relationship.

She hates me till today.



Well aon care

Mummy mummy! Someone don poo poo!




Ike nshi!

Ah think say dis one say she don repent?




Few are roaming the streets shaa!

Upon all your achievements, it's your surname that vowed to spoil it?


Change that name immediately bro.

Anumanu a sikwa na o buro homo.


Iiidiat

BABANGBALI:
This man is not dead o,some months ago I saw him in Dubai at a shopping mall,he saw me too and begged me not to tell people that I saw him

Ur own igbo case don worse.

Stop smoking dubai weed. Not good for your brain.

That time he never start to dey smoke igbo.


See handsome Guy.

The dullard wan give am another stupid advice.

Okoroausa ntoorrrrr gi.

makydebbie:
The fingers tho. How do ladies wash their "towtow" with this kain nails?

You are one of 'em, so ask yourself that.

Doggy dogg.

Nwere ya nwayo kwa.

Ready for ISIS or ready for WWIII.


Disastrous.

Your name na atiku na. Wetin dem suppose call you?


Staged drama for campaign come 2019.

Those assassins are amateurs.


So the man dey Bleep em steering na?

While the woman was Watching and probably masturbating?


WTF!

You are married but may your husband dick be enough for you... NO! Was your answer.


May your wife puzzy be enough for you... NO! Your final answer.




Ok na.

Indeed, many are mad but few are roaming the streets.






This is why they were called zoo Republic politicians.




NO mistake about it.

I hate all these Nigerian actresses.

Very annoying, disgusting and Quere characters.


All of them olosho.

All these Nigerian actresses, I hate you all.



Disgusting and annoying characters all through.








Brainless people.

Lolz!!

Whatta disgrace man.

Animal.



Pray make dem no catch you.

Have you seen millionaire.ng?

Lolzz!!


Father and daughter dating?











My hand no dey oo

Lolz!!
A president?....

Middle finger?











And you're still alive?










America sef!.

Our dullard no go tolerate nonsense.

But this is what I'd do.

Tell my date I need to go to the nearest ATM and collect more money.



Then vanish like wili wili

Number 3 sure pass.


Dem go pay tire.

Anthony Joshua my hero.



My guy can beat mayweather in 3 rounds.



Quote me.

Jeeeesus!


At my village junction oooo!!





Lord have mercy on Your children.




Jesus!

I thought this animal said he was never signed to star boy records?

Animal eazi!

Shameless APC government.



Nzuzu

In Jesus name amen.