waiy o ,so what u are trying to say is that grown up men and women will pay this biatch 5k frm their hard earned money just for a follow bk, I think anyone that does that should visit my house for a month prayer and deliverance sessions.

sweetylicious:
lol I like her.she is my type of person

that's sweet of you, u look great too, hope u are on team ivyy

hmmmm

Chinny5:
wey the beards na?

chinny baby , for so long I've been searching, till I found you, look well , the beards are there, I shave it everyday......nne imara nma, kedu kwanu??

cocoberry:
Wetin be Tools own for dis matter now? Just pure beef

do u peel ur face too?? see old age on the way o

missingrib:
this is not your real face...

every make up was a hit back to back, real face ti take over

hmmmmm

some ppl will say what are u looking for in ur spouse's chats, but I bet u 95% will read up their better half chats without thinking twice, especially if the chats are from opposite sex. if u are married, pls stay away from chats that suspects u are having affairs even when u are not, nobody on earth will read up his or her spouse ( I mean married) with an opposite sex and won't feel bad if such is read.

my own advise dear, talk to him abt it, he will most definitely deny even if he is guilty, but at least u will pass ur message , which is , he shouldn't let u know abt it, he will never stop it immediately if he is guilty, but don't take it to heart dear. I pray he comes out clean because infidelity from a partner when u know u are pure is a silent killer. the best for u

missingrib:
pix of ur face eager to see it or I don't believe it

missingrib:
pix of ur face eager to see it or I don't believe it

missingrib:
me get meat small..over get no good..lolz

pishures of ur small meat or adonbelevit

she's bae , she has decency in her dress sense

missingrib:
slim gals rock

u must be a very slim girl and u must be eyeing modelling becos every slim girl go dey u say na modeling be her calling, all na wash, to get some meat oooo, I need to touch touch something o #teamslimfgirlsandmodels

cruzita:
where the ageless beauty dey?

I wonder o, I was thinking may my eyes dey deceive me, she don dey old joor

the lady on red gown slayed it mehn. wait o ,it seems heavy bearded is the trendy fashion for guys nowadays, check all the guys above except Ebuka, wey me dey find how to terminate this my own that grows everyday like bamboo tree.


Finally shaking my head for that girl in white gown abi overall sef,see the way the oyibo man dey look am sef , she deserves contributions of undersized bras ( undersized so it can carry that retired thing)from Nairaland babes , imagine her flat breastss like fried egg abi banky's head and she has the guts to display those things like that smh for some oloshos , what da fvck

age is one of the few things u can never cheat in life especially if u be yellow paw paw of bleaching crew, if u like keep peeling ur skin like aged face Toolz and keep telling us one funny scientific name , when it comes , u can't hold it back. Monalisa is really ageing, i pray she ages with grace, nice outfit though, u slayed it.

even with her baby bump, she slayed it more than those **** looking babes . That miss Nigeria 2015/2016 though , she no go even win miss my street sef .


Abeg that girl on MTN colour, y is her bweasts looking down down with low self esteem,smh for them though......

na wa o, this one I made FTC , it shows Nairalanders don repent finish to dey go church ,make I go read before I comment out of point like LadyF always does


*modified*
na wa o, anybody wey read this epistle to the Nairalanders from beginning to end, deserves a recommendation letter to work as a mod from me.

The only thing I grab is that the economy of the country maintains a healthy relationship with the banking sector and since the economy is abt to sink like Titanic ( God forbid though) , the banking sector should get a small canoes live jackets ready to avoiding sinking with it.......

BiafraBushBoy:


Talk is cheap...

Even PDP can't give you 5k for a vote...

So bro..... piss off..

a good deal sealer don't say piss off, a good dealer says what can u offer. My supposed answer if u had asked would be I can guarantee u 20 votes with my popularity here on N/L, so bro u need me mehn, I don't talk much my acts does it for me.

BiafraBushBoy:


cash up to 5 grand, depending on how many votes u can canvass for refiner...

If you don't have a job yet, I will place you come September....

Ivvy can't give you all this... you can hold me to my words...

oga so na common 5k dey make u think say u be Nairaland owner.....we talking money u talking sh*t

ivyy:

sorry bae, we talking money here, owo

BiafraBushBoy:


What will you gain by voting Ivvy?...

Practically nothing...

Now when you vote my candidate, you get something cool...

Nice business... That's all am saying...

what can I gain from u, I need answers o, maybe I can switch to ur team.

hehehe, Awon Dubai wedding . hope toolz will not attend another yeyebrity Dubai wedding as a single lady like tiwa.......

Tuface and Annie
Teebilz and Tiwa
Tunde and Toolz...........in Ice prince voice


valency and Ivyy

no be ay dey extreme at the 2nd pishure

Media governors trending today, e remain Fayose to complete am ........weldone oga

btw o, did u notice the following governors reaping their regions in the media. Obiano- southeast, Wike-south south, Fayose- southwest, Elrufia- the whole north , media governors ti take over on Nairaland

AlfaSeltzer:
Zoo governor.
Is governor a doctor? Where are the ambulances and emergency facilities he's supposed to provide?
Looking like mumu at that girl won't save her.

I don't think you read and saw the pictures well, make I help u??

our governor, but why is it that anything one does , there must be complaints

He stopped , na stunt...... he didn't stop, he doesn't care abt his followers.

no wonder buhari cannot satisfy Nigerians. smh

na wa o

why won't they blast her, when social media don collect their brain. they post every thing online, make up, toilet , bedroom, eating, sleeping, strafing..........wetin remain na photo of her puna designed, since everything come online, harrant nansense



I said it in my earlier post today, that our password for today's FP will be toolz, just write poo, incite toolz in it and u are a FP candidate

KashyBaby:




Sorry...I'm still indecisive...

u have to decide now or loose my crush over you

ivyy:

ivyy u are selfish joor, give Refiner some na

I anticipated this day because I know for sure the password for FP today will definitely be toolz......

so make I go find my own story add toolz with pishures, shout lala, u guys will see me making it to FP
Btw, where's ishilove?



and banky been acting best man in dubai marriages and will later save the groom @ 3rd mainland bridge since 18AD , but this one na pilot sharp, may banky go turn superman go save am for air when it starts......chai , oga banky w, when u go marry, shebi ur hair don finish??

Banky and best Man......

kleppur:
Oh ivyy!!

Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha ."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen . Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post......

shit, what da hell is wrong with you and stubborn goat, that babe is untapped current wey one bobo dey reserve o. I don't think u guys know her atal, u can waste a whole container loads of Vaseline for I care.......make una leave this babe joor, she's my queen in the making, hope u guys vote her o, no be to just dey admire her pishure, nonsense stubborngoat and kleppur