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hehehe, Awon Dubai wedding . hope toolz will not attend another yeyebrity Dubai wedding as a single lady like tiwa.......

Tuface and Annie
Teebilz and Tiwa
Tunde and Toolz...........in Ice prince voice


valency and Ivyy

no be ay dey extreme at the 2nd pishure

Media governors trending today, e remain Fayose to complete am ........weldone oga

btw o, did u notice the following governors reaping their regions in the media. Obiano- southeast, Wike-south south, Fayose- southwest, Elrufia- the whole north , media governors ti take over on Nairaland

AlfaSeltzer:
Zoo governor.
Is governor a doctor? Where are the ambulances and emergency facilities he's supposed to provide?
Looking like mumu at that girl won't save her.

I don't think you read and saw the pictures well, make I help u??

our governor, but why is it that anything one does , there must be complaints

He stopped , na stunt...... he didn't stop, he doesn't care abt his followers.

no wonder buhari cannot satisfy Nigerians. smh

na wa o

why won't they blast her, when social media don collect their brain. they post every thing online, make up, toilet , bedroom, eating, sleeping, strafing..........wetin remain na photo of her puna designed, since everything come online, harrant nansense



I said it in my earlier post today, that our password for today's FP will be toolz, just write poo, incite toolz in it and u are a FP candidate

KashyBaby:
Sorry...I'm still indecisive...

u have to decide now or loose my crush over you

ivyy:

ivyy u are selfish joor, give Refiner some na

I anticipated this day because I know for sure the password for FP today will definitely be toolz......

so make I go find my own story add toolz with pishures, shout lala, u guys will see me making it to FP
Btw, where's ishilove?



and banky been acting best man in dubai marriages and will later save the groom @ 3rd mainland bridge since 18AD , but this one na pilot sharp, may banky go turn superman go save am for air when it starts......chai , oga banky w, when u go marry, shebi ur hair don finish??

Banky and best Man......

kleppur:
Oh ivyy!!

Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha ."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen . Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post......

shit, what da hell is wrong with you and stubborn goat, that babe is untapped current wey one bobo dey reserve o. I don't think u guys know her atal, u can waste a whole container loads of Vaseline for I care.......make una leave this babe joor, she's my queen in the making, hope u guys vote her o, no be to just dey admire her pishure, nonsense stubborngoat and kleppur

DRISKLEF:
LOL. So your point is?

As long as you vote Mimzy while you're at it, kilo komi?

who's mimzy plz

this stubborn goat I wish I could know who u are......the way u obsessed ur self with ivyy mehn, ur akamu go finish in one week.

Btw, op ,it seems u didn't notice her mouth if she gives u BJ with such lips ehn, all ur akamu will be spilled that day

pinkyliceous:
How can I be excited when out of 2 million houses within that state, only the ex governors houses and the Ooni's house are a little bit decent, the rest being mud houses now plastered and roofed with worn out brown roofs.

I see, na so naija be babe

Afritop:
THE STORY ON THE HEADLINES WAS THAT THE TRUCK DRIVER WHO WAS ON HIGH SPEED WAS TO BLAME AS HE VEERED OFF HIS PATH TO THE DIRECTION OF THE PEACE TRANSIT DRIVER. EVEN EYEWITNESSES AT THE SCENE GAVE THEIR ACCOUNT THAT PEACE TRANSIT DRIVER WAS NOT OVER SPEEDING. ITS JUST TOO UNFORTUNATE

my dear, the damage on that bus shows he was on a very high speed, it it were only the truck that was on high speed, it will just hit that bus off the road, hope u know abt equal force, the bis was definitely on a high speed to hav stopped there,I bet you that. those peace drivers drive so reckless because they earn once they make any trip, which is a very bad policy by the management.

Most of these accident can be prevented, a driver speeding like a flight under a heavy rainfall, knowingly fully the road is just one lane, all in a hurry to go make another trip, now u made ur trip to the land of never returning, how awful to die.

Now, this babe took this pics and posted online abt her been on transit that morning, little did she know, she was making her last post on earth and embarking on a journey of never returning. we don't know the hour , we don't know the day, coming to Nairaland to insult ppl, insult ur leaders and make empty threats, it can happen while u are typing. Live a life u won't regret once it happens suddenly ,because u never can tell, BUT I will never wish my enemy to experience such, never awful event. RIP to all that lost their life, I believe the driver will be saying if I had know by now where ever he is, but it is damn tooooooooo late. Overspending especially on a Nigerian road kills faster than HIV/Aids.... #frankvalency

pinkyliceous:
See that brown roof building beside the Ooni's house.

ur eyes though u , u didn't see the nicely constructed pillars, u didn't see the roofing at the gate, na only roof u go see. though negative eyes see only negative things..... guest u know the rest

the children are the future of tomorrow.,.... I heard buhari also said such abt 30 years ago,when I wasnt born but I'm a man today and he is still the president today the future is really gar o, obasanjo did same, TA orji, David mark of then, they all once said this poo abt 30 years ago but still lead us today. I think the present is all that matters to me, nothing sure tomorrow .......ooni, thank you for hosting them.

hmmm

omg....Bae slayed it mehn



but ivyy, y a only u carry all these packages for body sef??

hun

Deatheater:
I dey come make I call them.


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The funny thing is that they can only view without commenting. But if it's Igbo related you will see them barking like a rabies infected dogs.

ogini omo Igbo

Prettiepearlz:
Looking at her pictures just made my uterus leap for joy. She is beautiful, May she grow up in love, joy, happiness and with good health. She will be a blessing to you and her mother.

Amennnnnnnn. Such cutie for you jaree

some ppl can think backward eh, so all the pictures of ur kid u upload on Facebook ,BBM , WhatsApp and co, how many ppl don use am do money ritual.....nansense



my angel

DedeNkem:
WOW. That was a really smart thief. What he did was very brilliant indeed. This is a new one!

How he created a number that displayed Wemabank on receiver's phone when he sent the text is very interesting. This can only be possible if he had an accomplice who works at a mobile service company. Or he works at a mobile service company.

Telecommunication companies only do that for companies, not for individuals!

oga, e no hard o, I can even do that now now with my bulk SMS acct. all I need is ur acct no, d rest na story for d gods. That is y most Igbo men receives cash for hand, goods for nylon

jamesbond22:
pls which app will help to password only video, I need it

downloadable "video locker" , it will not lock all ur videos but the ones u don't want the public to see. good app

ify84:
I just did, and it seems cool. I hope it does not use data to function.

What if I forget my password to an app. What happens, if I uninstall the hola, d app will open abi...

And, hope I can uninstall it or change to my old launcher anytime.

just a code locks all the apps u want, no need for multiple passwords. doesn't use data, yea, once u change ur launcher , it unlocks all the chosen apps immediately.

DahtDopeBoi:
Gud a.m Fam, pls I'll like to know how strong the battery of slide 2 is and camera quality too! Thanks in anticipation

OK, the battery is above average, I charge once, except u use ur phone all day. then the camera, front is better than back, they are OK. but if u wanna buy the phone because of pictures, u may try another phone. the quality is above average but not super

ify84:
Which app can I get to password my sms and watsapp?

bro, just download Hola Launcher, it is da bomb, u don't need another app, it will automatically lock all ur social medias plus SMS,cool app

twoondei:
Some amebi people just want to pry into your affairs for info sake.

All devices must be passworded

just download message locker

to be honest, I don't password my phones, but the day I had experience with no 7 at a family meeting, that was d day I searched for password lockers and I found the one that locks only private videos , some also locks messages but pass wording the fone in general is a no no for me, I hav never been comfortable with that.

huh.....old event, something that happened last year. why would someone be posting such news, the mods should be verifying some news before FP, this thing happened Nov last year. op u are such a liar for saying yesterday, after na u go call lai Mohammed liar.