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Travel / Re: Help!!! My Item Is Yet To Be Delivered by EMS by Franky826: 2:57pm On Jan 18, 2018
Use a better site to track your item.

Your stuff will get delivered

www.Trackitonline.ru

Use Google chrome browser for easy translation. It's a Russian site and it gets the best of updates
Travel / Re: Pls Advice Me In This Matter. by Franky826: 12:49pm On Jan 18, 2018
See this one o. Are you going to school there?

Get there first and then start sorting things out.


If you make that woman change her mind over you eeeh I will personally not forgive you.

Hope this is not scam-ish?

All the best
Travel / Re: A Thermometer Just Broke At -62°C(-80°F) In The World’s Coldest Village by Franky826: 12:45pm On Jan 18, 2018
So this is where they hid all our chill?

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Travel / Re: Our Visit To Quidah, Benin Republic by Franky826: 12:39pm On Jan 18, 2018
Hmmmm looks cool what's the contribution per head?

Looks like a nice group to be in for future getaway wink

Don't do Facebook and Instagram, y'all on Twitter?
Romance / Re: Which Gender Will Be Worst Affected By Widespread Adoption Of Sex Robot? by Franky826: 9:01am On Jan 18, 2018
pocohantas:
Since this is the keyword today, find attached my project work cheesy

Topic: Who will be worst affected by widespread adoption of sex dolls?

Case study: NIGERIA.

Hypothesis 1: Males won't be worst affected.
Hypothesis 2 : Females won't be worst affected.

Observations:

>Sex dolls currently cost about N800,000.
>Nigeria with over 180million people.
>Over half of this population are living in poverty (i.e) below $1 a day.
>Minimum wage is N18000 = N216,000/annum.
>Npower is N30000 = N360,000/annum.
>NYSC allowance is N19800 = N237,600/annum .
>Unemployment rate was 18.8% Q3/2017.
>The average Nigerian saves less than N60,000 in a year. As at 2015, NDIC made it known that 2% of Nigerians, account for over 90% of deposits in banks. Those 2% are definitely not here shouting we want sex dolls.
>The average Nigerian has a starting salary of less than 20k. Yea, we all remember that first teaching job, cybercafe attendant, secretary/receptionist...etc.
>The average Nigerian youth is either living in their parents house or sharing space with a friend. You need private space for that damn thing
.

Conclusion: No gender will be worst affected. There will be no sales boom of sex dolls in Nigeria [amongst average Nigerians] for now. There'll still be enough men and women to go round for interested parties. A very minute percentage of the population will buy that doll, this includes males & females. Deeldos sold, maybe because of affordability [and portability].


Recommendation: Wake up, you're in Nigeria. A hypocritical conservative shithole grin Most of us are hustling, broke, upcoming, not buoyant enough...etc.

Reference: Poco .J. Smith, "Sex Robots? Societal and Economical Menace or Not?" tongue


Some people didn't write a good thesis as this in school, at least with facts grin

Sports / Re: Seun Adigun, Ngozi Onwumere, Akuoma Omeoga Celebrated In New Beats By Dre Advert by Franky826: 1:42pm On Jan 17, 2018
TributeLifeStyl:
MAY GOD BLESS YOU

Bless us all sir cheesy
Sports / Re: Seun Adigun, Ngozi Onwumere, Akuoma Omeoga Celebrated In New Beats By Dre Advert by Franky826: 9:27pm On Jan 16, 2018
grin

They didn't go there and started doing cone head and Igbos. See what they've achieved.


Nairalanders that's killing themselves over trivial tribal nonsense, when are y'all waking up?

grin

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Phones / Re: What 40K Phone Will You Recommend by Franky826: 8:54pm On Jan 16, 2018
ubyways:
how much is xiaomi redmi 5, am interested

Price varies but check these for comparison

Check here

www.aliexpress.com

www.geekbuying.com

www.amazon.com
Phones / Re: What 40K Phone Will You Recommend by Franky826: 9:48am On Jan 16, 2018
Xiaomi redmi 4x

LeEco x626

Xiaomi redmi 5a(even for less)

Xiaomi redmi 4a(less)
Business / Re: How to make money with pictures... by Franky826: 7:32pm On Jan 12, 2018
So after submitting exactly 21 pictures and counting on Shutterstock and getting rejected the whole time, just checked my mail now and saw 'congratulations, your photo have been approved'. 1out of 21! Lol. I must be an unskilled and wack photographer grin.

Being a contributor on Shutterstock no be here o. Crazymommy I remember in previous pages where you said patient is the key in doing this. People of God na true o grin. Patience is just inevitable in this. Though I do this on my spare time but I learnt a few lessons. I've not made
Sales but am a bit excited. so here's a few things I learnt

1. Take your time to read the Shutterstock blog especially the notorious '19 common 'newbie' mistakes you can easily avoid' grin. Here's link
https://www.shutterstock.com/blog/19-common-newbie-submission-mistakes-you-can-easily-avoid?customer_ID=188845046&utm_medium=email&campaign_ID=shutters.11981565&utm_campaign=Auto_Program_Contributor_Image_Approval_Rejection&launch_ID=11019285&utm_source=sstkemail

2. Don't get discouraged when you get rejection mail. Trust me I was always laughing like a goat when I get those mails because I knew that this day of acceptance would come grin

3. On taking shots I noticed it's not just how unique the image is it ought to be relevant too with an accurate title/description as they call it. Trust me you'll take killer shots and you get rejection mails like; image is over exposed or under exposed, grainy, saturated, oversaturated, noisy etc

4. increase the brightness of the camera while capturing so you can get at least a bright picture which is not under exposed they no take eye dey see dull pictures or under exposed pics in their own language

5. In describing your pictures before upload please make sure the title/description is APT! if you snap goat respect yourself and tittle it goat. Don't go and be doing 'beautiful black sexy goat' grin I tell you your rejection dey smile at you just like your goat grin

6. As crazymommy said in one of the pages you must not really use an expensive digital camera to succeed here. Yea if you can afford it why not actually it's much better. But hey if you wanna use a phone let the camera not be so bad. I used xiaomi redmi 4x for my pics, I cannot come and go and kill myself Biko grin.

If you are on budget you can get better and affordable phones than mine. (Moto G4 and Huawei honor 6x all have beast cameras for their relatively cheap prices).

So that's my little experience. Will keep the house updated.

When I get enough pics approved on Shutterstock I would try the Amazon photobook thing.

For those running from Amazon tax welcome to Shutterstock you shall surely still pay tax there grin

Bye!

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Phones / Re: How Well Did Camon CX Fare In Nigerian Markets? by Franky826: 9:38am On Jan 09, 2018
MizMyColi:


They are not yet in Europe.
Eisshhh, I can't think of any viable way for now.
embarassed

MizMyColi sure you can help get the device across to him.

Ship it through the post office.
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Burnt To Ashes In Akwa Ibom (Graphic Photos) by Franky826: 6:07am On Jan 09, 2018
shocked

Akwa ibom people have mastered the art of cremation shocked

Y'all work in hell's foundry or something?

How will Satan accept these guys now with nothing left for him to work on.

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Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Son Over Missing Money by Franky826: 6:06am On Jan 09, 2018
2000 naira x200= 400k for burial

2000/100= 20years imprisonment

Quick math

Phones / Re: $90-$100 Phone To Purchase, Help? by Franky826: 5:50am On Jan 06, 2018
Redmi note 5a

Oukitel c8 -even cheaper
Phones / Re: Huawei To Unveil Three Smartphones With Triple Cameras by Franky826: 5:44am On Jan 06, 2018
You people should do and cut the price of Honor 6x.

That's a budget Phone with a decent camera
Romance / Re: Oyinbo Man Does Maternity Shoot Alone In Absence Of His Girlfriend by Franky826: 5:37am On Jan 06, 2018
grin

Did he just say cheeseburger brought him closer to pregnancy experience cos he had cramps?

What have I not seen in this my life? grin

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Crime / Re: Boko Haram Factional Leader ‘fatally Injured’ — Military by Franky826: 5:33am On Jan 06, 2018
biacan:
Ajuju

This one no dey sleep o. :

Echekwam na Ina araru ura grin
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Factional Leader ‘fatally Injured’ — Military by Franky826: 5:23am On Jan 06, 2018
biacan:
g

G for girl okwa ya? grin
Crime / Re: Boko Haram Factional Leader ‘fatally Injured’ — Military by Franky826: 5:23am On Jan 06, 2018
undecided

We want him dead not injured

How are we sure that this one is not shekau's clone. The cat with nine lives that have refused to die. undecided

On a second thought how did the military confirm that Mamman Nur was actually hit or that the attacked area was his base?

Nigerian military with it's unintelligent news sometimes

Send in his pictures when he's dead

Family / Re: Woman Gives Birth During Wild Police Chase by Franky826: 5:17am On Jan 06, 2018
Congratulations!

That baby will feature in fast and furious 45 grin

You heard it from me first grin
Crime / Re: Timeline Of Attacks On Benue State From 2013-2018 by Franky826: 5:11am On Jan 06, 2018
And these men are still not terrorists.

Look at this long profile of extreme madness, and you'd still see these people walking around freely.

Nigeria has been like a lab rat since it's existence and it's really a failed state/experiment.
Crime / Re: BREAKING: Police Arraign Six Herdsmen Allegedly Involved In Benue Killings by Franky826: 5:02am On Jan 06, 2018
The non terrorist Fulani herdsmen at it again.

How do I tell my grandchildren I'm from same country as men who value cows more than humans and their brother is my president

Crime / Re: A Wanted Murderer On He Run by Franky826: 4:59am On Jan 06, 2018
This could be a false accusation without detailed info.

Go report to the police station and let them properly declare him wanted.

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Crime / Re: A Thief Came To Our House, Tricked My Children To Steal by Franky826: 4:57am On Jan 06, 2018
Smart thief.

He'll meet smart killers someday, this I know.

Am just here thinking what if he was a child kidnapper or ritualistic?

OP you really should make a police report. And if you can afford it mount cameras.

It may surprise you that theif lives around your neighborhood

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Crime / Re: Banker Arrested For Child Abuse (photo) by Franky826: 4:39am On Jan 06, 2018
Not only the child have been abused.

That handwriting is suffering too

The writer should be probed

I'm in my house come and beat me

Romance / Re: Man Pays For Hotel Room For A Lady In Lagos. She Refuses Sex & This Happened by Franky826: 10:26am On Jan 05, 2018
NeeKlaus:
Yes! This is what a Feminist should be. Be independent enough to pay for your own stuff; that's the true Feminism.


Not all these ones shouting "Broke guys shouldn't have an erection", yet they can't even afford a proper orgasm. undecided

Phones / Re: The LeEcoThread by Franky826: 9:45am On Jan 05, 2018
Deicide:
Do they ship to nigeria?

Yes
Phones / Re: The LeEcoThread by Franky826: 10:16pm On Jan 04, 2018
Deicide:
This leEco s3 the price has increased to almost the xame as Xiaomi redmi note 4x both jumia and AliExpress

There are other sites that has relatively cheaper prices.

Gearbest

Geekbuying
Family / Re: Woman Chased Out By Her Son-In-Law Builds Her Own House Years After by Franky826: 1:50am On Jan 04, 2018
grin

Mad hustle mi lady!

Weldone!

I hope that man is still living in his one room apartment?

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Romance / Re: 15 Memes That Depict Most Nigerian Relationships (Photos) by Franky826: 1:38am On Jan 04, 2018
grin

Dude are you serious with that no 5?

Orishirishi perfume knocked a G out?

Please kill me grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: . by Franky826: 1:31am On Jan 04, 2018
undecided

It's her house not your house

Go and report to your brother na I tell you she will make sure you don't come to that house again. It's like you don't know women.

When you hear water splashes and you know it's her bathing. Dude stay where you are till she finishes.

What would you even do with a mother of 4 to be bothered at all? undecided

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